#bug surfin

[chickenoptyrx]

Bug surfin :0

#i. did not intend to color this like this #the plan was just the normal way #but. alas #random thing from an au thats also not in any way relevant to the au got the luck of the draw i gues #ha. buh dunt tsss #saiyan squad gohan #bugs #bug surfin

[pinpurin]

NINTENDHOE

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 1610! Miles morales x reader

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ hc of playing acnh with miles bc I miss playing it

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ gag worthy fluff tbh, I need me a bf like miles

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ header by pastelwalks

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ tbh he probably played before u two had gotten together but let’s pretend he didn’t rn

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ miles most definitely questions everything about the game

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”why are we the only human??” “Why is the place being ran by a racoon?” “Who is this random otter in the ocean??”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷miles shaking trees and getting stung by wasp. After you told him that a villager can give him medicine he went up to one and they called him ugly LMFAO.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I feel as if miles wouldn’t be picky when it comes to villagers, he loves all of them

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ skips all of blathers dialogue. “He talks to much” 😭

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷but because of blathers he remembers so many facts about dinosaurs, bugs and fish. He even recites them if he see it in public

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “that’s a paper kite butterfly” “ I don’t now wether to write on it, fly it or spread it on toast”

“…what..”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ He isn’t really into the whole “selling villagers thing” and when he finds out you put your villagers up for sale on discord he judges so hard😭😭

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “wdym your putting Moe up for sale???” “Miles he’s a ugly version of Tom, I don’t like him” “but FOR SALE??? That’s sounds like human trafficking”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I feel like the villagers miles would like would be Dobie and Joey, don’t ask why they’re just adorable.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ now back to the actual game, miles would have BEEF with Tom nook (just like the rest of us)

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷” baby why do I have to pay a phone bill fee, he OFFERED the phone to me”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷imagine the first time he shoots down a ballon and it goes in the water LMFAO

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ when he has to build the nooks cranny alone, he would be so shocked at the amount of material he needs

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”30?? 30 iron nuggets?? How am I supposed to get 30 iron nuggets if the rock only gives me two???”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ you start to treat him like he’s your sugar baby, giving him iron, regular wood (bc that shit is hard to get for no reason), flowers,literally anything

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”hey baby, why’d you want to come to my island?? What are you dropping?? Is that MONEY, WHY ARE YOU DROPPING THOUSANDS OF BELLS??”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he always says he’s gonna pay u back but you decline ofc

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ miles gets mad when he gets a sea bass for the 90th time so you offer for him to fish on your island only for him to get another see bass

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷” I got ANOTHER SEA BASS? If I hear this joke one more time I’ll start crying. “Baby here you try” *you pull a sunfish* *angry stare in disbelief*

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he gets a little aggressive with Isabelle when she is trying to help the island get up to 3 stars and he keeps getting told “plant more flowers”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ now he gets 3 stars right, he’s fucking EXCITED like it took so long and he finally got it

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ miles fav k.k songs are kk crusin, kk surfin and kk western.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I don’t think he has a theme going on, just kinda goes w the flow but loves watch island tours on YouTube

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷miles coming over to your island just to see you beating the hell out of a villager with your net and calling them names

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷”mi vida…. Why are you torturing them?..” “I want him to leave”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ most definitely has you design a Spider-Man costume for his character

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ I truly don’t know what his favorite season would even be, like idk I get spring vibes but it could be anything

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ having miles come to your island to catch the spiders that are harassing you. (I’m being so fr, the spiders scare me so much, if I see one I’m closing the whole game).

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he WORSHIPS your island, like he loves it always praising you about it just UGH 😩 I LOVE HIM

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷” Amor??? Your island is so good, what?? How long did this even take?, you’re so talented I swear” “uhhhh haha it’s not that good” “ baby it’s AMAZING”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ acnh dates where Celeste is at your island and you both make wishes

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “you know… my only wish is to be with you forever” “miles, you are so corny….I love you” “I love you to mi alma”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ spending the holidays together in acnh, like him wrapping up a gift for you during Christmas and you both exchanging them 😭😭 adorable

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ telling miles all of your island drama bc he swears yours is more entertaining

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ “omg baby, literally Raymond and Judy got into a fight the other day arguing about who’s better looking and Raymond said it was obviously him, so he was basically calling Judy ugly. THEN they had the audacity to ask me who looked better. “Whatttttt😮”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ he loves the game truly, he plays with you whenever you ask. He just got out the shower but you wanna play? let him hurry and put clothes on and he’s yours. Just got done patrolling after a long day but you wanna play? How could ever deny you with a face like yours?

I literally love this sm, I might have to make another one with 42!miles and another with the twins 🤔🤔🤔 let me know if y’all want that bc I’ll have it done,

#1610 miles morales #atsv #earth 1610 miles morales x reader #spider man #spiderman atsv #miles molares #miles morales x y/n #miles morales hcs #miles morales headcanons #miles morales x reader #miles morales x you #spiderman itsv #itsv #acnh #animal crosing new horizons #animal crossing

[kanjiklubb]

my dog bug and i just surfin 

[harrisonarchive]

The Harrisons, 1988; photo © Sipa/Shutterstock.

“[HandMade Films’] one major bomb was the Hollywood-primed Shanghai Surprise, starring Madonna and Sean Penn. Harrison refers to the movie as ‘the joker in the pack.’ If Harrison wasn’t especially taken with Madonna, Dhani was even less impressed. ‘He’s pretty cool,’ Harrison says of his son. ‘The time Madonna was around making that movie, somebody said to him, “Did you tell the kids at school Madonna was at your house?“ He said, “Naw, they’d only bug me!”’ Given his upbringing, Dhani’s poise in regard to pop superstars is understandable. ‘He’s met all kinds of people, as you can imagine,’ Harrison says. ‘For him, Ringo is Uncle Ringo, and Elton [John] — he’s met them all. I think he’s quite well balanced. He’s just like any kid, really, but musically he’s heard everything. I mean, even when he was five he was playing Cab Calloway tunes on his kazoo — “Minnie the Moocher“!’ […] ‘Dhani just loves Chuck Berry[,]’ [George says]. One of the reasons Dhani can be so cavalier about his Beatle dad is that Harrison, conscious of the difficulties he himself endured, never romanticized his past to his son. ‘He’s obviously got to know about it,’ Harrison says, ‘But I’ve tried to keep him aware of the down side as well — which is that people take advantage of you. I just don’t want him to be exploited.“ - McCall’s, April 1988

“Dhani discovered ‪Chuck Berry‬ through a roundabout route. His mother, Olivia, a California girl, dug out ‪the Beach Boys‬’ ‘Surfin’ U.S.A.’ after Dhani heard the song in the movie ‘Teen Wolf.’ Then, Harrison says, ‘I said, “That’s really good, but you want to hear where that came from,” and I played him “Sweet Little Sixteen.”’ ... ‘I made him a ‪Chuck Berry‬ tape,’ Harrison says, ‘and he takes it to school with his Walkman.’” - Rolling Stone, October 22, 1987 (x)

#George Harrison #Olivia Harrison #Dhani Harrison #quote #quotes about George #quotes by George #George and Olivia #George and Dhani #George's jukebox #HandMade Films #Shanghai Surprise #Chuck Berry #et al #1980s #1988 #1987 #fits queue like a glove

[tsukishimasbaby]

Hey gaymers I know y’all genuinely do not care but I’m really bored so!!! Here’s my PJO OCs as songs!! PART ONE 😈😈😈

AURELIA LUTHER (Daughter of Zeus):

-Consequences by Lovejoy

“What’s this? The consequences of my actions, now.”

-Cherry Bomb by The Runaways

“Hello, daddy! Hello, mom! I’m your ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!”

-Everywhereigo by Babyxsosa

“Everywhere I go, they all know my name!”

INDRA PRUITT (Son of Poseidon)-

-Line Without a Hook by Ricky Montgomery

“You’re a pond, and I’m an ocean!”

-Fireflies by Owl City

“You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I fell asleep!”

-Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos

“There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword…”

FLORALINE SAMPSON (Daughter of Demeter)-

-despair by leo.

“It’s not romantic, I swear! I’m not gasping for air!”

-Nobody by Mitski

“And I don’t want your pity, I just want somebody near me.”

-Oh Distant You by Wilbur Soot

“What the hell could I say, when you’re two stars from grace, and the world, it turns for you?”

PETRA HANSLEY (Daughter of Ares)-

-Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown

“Don’t mess with me, I’m a big boy now, and I’m very scary!”

-You’ll Understand When You’re Older by Lovejoy

“Said I’d understand when I’m older. Said I’d understand the things they’d do.”

-Glass Chalet by Wilbur Soot

“Yes, I’m sorry for what I was saying about you. Believe me, well, I’m being really serious here.”

THEODOSIA COLLYMOR (Daughter of Athena)-

-Bag of Bones by Mitski

“I’m all used up, pretty boy.”

-Are You Satisfied? by Marina

“Are you satisfied, with an average life?”

-Since I Saw Vienna by Wilbur Soot

“I’m not a man of substance, so I’ll pretend.”

STERLING SHELTON (Son of Apollo)-

-Faggot by Mindless Self Indulgence

“I’ve been denied all the best ultra sex!”

-Surfin’ Dead by The Cramps

“Ah, my favorite brain soup; cream of nowhere!”

-Oh Yeah, You Gonna Cry? by Lovejoy

“I quite like your girlfriend! How the fuck she end up with you?!”

#Percy Jackson #PJO #PJO OCs #Jellyfish’s OCs #OC talk

[vroerry]

Haikyuu boys as songs from my playlist

Kuroo Tetsurou

Stray Kids - Muddy Water

Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.

The Neighbourhood - Devil's advocate

Kozume Kenma

Toby Fox - Waterfall

vivivivivi - credits song for my death

Masafumi Takada - Welcome to Despair

Oikawa Tooru

Doja Cat - 4 Morant

Marina and the diamonds - Oh no!

Stray Kids - Slump

Bokuto Koutaro

TWICE - The feels

Stray Kids - WOLFGANG / Get cool / Surfin'

ATEEZ - HALA HALA

Block b - Very good

Black Eyed Peas - Let's get it started

Miya Atsumu

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Marina - I love you but I love me more

Yung Gravy - Oops!

Miya Osamu

Scissor Sisters - I can't decide

Rammstein - Angst

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

Suna Rintarou

Tv girl - Cigarettes out of the window

Arctic Monkeys - Why'd you only call me when you're high?

Cypis - Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)

Tendou Satori

Talking Heads - Psycho killer

Insane Clown Posse - Chop chop slide / My axe

Rebzyyx - I deserve this

Cypress Hil - Insane in the brain

Maretu - Magical Doctor / Coin Locker baby

Iwaizumi Hajime

Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

Lovejoy - Perfume / One day

The Vamps - Somebody to you

Haiba Lev

Cavetown - Boys will be bugs

Harmless - Swing Lynn

Vacations - Young

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyū!! #kuroo testuro #kuroo #kuroo hcs #kuroo headcanons #bokuto headcanons #bokuto hcs #koutaro bokuto #haiba lev #lev haiba #lev haikyuu #Lev headcanons #Lev hcs #iwaizumi hcs #hajime iwaizumi #oikawa tooru #oikawa headcanons #tooru oikawa #osamu miya #miya osamu #miya osamu headcanons #atsumu miya #atsumu headcanons #suna rintaro #suna rintarou #suna headcanons #tendou satori #tendou headcanons

[eclipsecrowned]

Renfield eats several bugs in front of Claude. Cronching loudly. Unbothered, unmoisturized, pretty chill except for the look in his eyes. He even offers Claude a grasshopper. // @versin-surfin

It is a truth, universally acknowledged on the Continent, that the English are utterly mad. This one, perhaps, truly so, as if to shame the crass joke made at his country's expense. Claude watches the feast in mild interest.

They have known this hunger. At least the man seems at peace with his decisions, such as they are.

When he looks at them, he has such an air about his face. This was someone once, a man on the downward slide of aging with a certain glint of intelligence in his eyes. They hate themself for wincing at the realization.

The offer is made. Claude studies it. Still twisting. Still trying to survive. Aren't they all?

When in Rome, though they both seemed to short on Saints.

...

It's meatier than they anticipated.

#versin surfin #claudetbt #animal death // #insects //

[sinnhelmingr]

She's a 10 but she keeps dating emotionally constipated goth men // @versin-surfin​ ily)

That’s bc they are less likely to love her back and activate her fight or flight :) You’re all thinking her ship with one Dream, or with Pitch, or Jon, or any of those recent affairs. You don’t know the half of it. Ask about her comfortably unrequited millennia long thing with The Outsider and how the second he was made mortal and able to reciprocate her feelings she ghosted him for an entire year.

The emotional constipation is a feature, not a bug <3

#versin-surfin #askstba

[gabryffindor02]

Playlist of musics I listen or want to listen

Tom Petty - Love is a long road

Queen - I want to break free

Roo Panes - Little giant

AJR -100 Days

Michael Bublé - Feeling good

IU - Love wins All

Skz - Surfin'

Bts - Dynamite

Bts - War of hormone

Bts - butter

Bts - mikrokosmos

Rascal Flatts - life is a highway

The last of Us - Theme Song

Sherlock BBC - Theme Song

David Guetta - She wolf

Adele - set fire to the rain

Perlla - Tremendo vacilão

Thiaguinho - Falta você

Péricles - Se eu largar o freio

The Oh hellos - Soldier, Poet, King

Love Joy - One day

Love Joy - Taunt

Love Joy - concrete

Love Joy - normal people things

Mamonas Assassinas -

Cavetown - boys will be bugs

Twiddles - sea shanty

Drunken sailor - sea shanty

Wellerman - sea shanty

continuo depois minha irma precisa de mim

[brooklynislandgirl]

👄 do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more?

Sigils of Modern Desire || Accepting The sip of coffee Beth takes bypasses her oesophagus entirely, and instead makes a wild break into her trachea. She chokes on it, not prepared to breath liquid. And the ensuing cough shakes her from head to toe, turns her face a dark and ugly sort of mottled red. She has enough presence of mind to hold up a finger toward Layla. A few moments of gasping and sputtering later and she's panting but approaching a more even keel. The cup ~not a drop of it spilled, it's the Navy genes, she'd say~ gets set down to a safer spot, and she presses her palm to her chest in order to both steady herself and use just a touch of Life to ensure everything is in proper working order. "I'm-I'm---" She doesn't get much further than that as she squeezes her eyes shut. It's a difficult thing to do, though no one really notices it for the most part. Another moment or two that isn't merely buying time so she doesn't have to answer her friend. "I mean, like.. f' watch? I guess it depends on my mood, or wha' I'm lookin' a' it for, but...like." Some things are so very hard to explain. Most of her interest in certain kind of media is almost purely academic. She wants to know what other people talk about, what they mean about certain reactions. She wanted, once, to know if any of it did anything for her.

"Dere's a certain stickiness about it dat I don't t'ink I would care for, you know?" Parts that fit together. Others that don't. What she discovered is that she has no connection to the actors if she's being generous. "I t'ink aest'etically speakin' oral doesn't look quite as...as..." She shrugs one shoulder. "Necessary biological function. I get dat. I get dat people say it rocks dere world, but I don' know how it's mo' beddah dan really good music, or surfin' some incredible barrels, 'specially on da Pipeline. And...and I'm not sure I know how f' do it right, if an' wen I do...get around to it. Harder part is finding someone I might wanna ...wanna try wi'd, you know?" She looks like she's waiting for the earth to swallow her, or that someone shoved a bug in her mouth. "Wha' about you? Have you had one kine beddah dan da oddah? Is it as gross as it look?"

#lalamoon #Echo of Fire|Layla El Faouly #Sea and Eclipse|Layla and Beth #tbd|Moon Knight au #Brooklyn Stories|New York #Lost in Translation || N S F W

[bugsinspace]

Six fucking jumps into the water and swims to shore like David hasselhoff

"Local raincoat-wearing child spotted surfing away from the Maw. More at 7. Back to you, TM."

#bugs answers #six surfin' #having a good time

[c0nn0rb0t]

“.....”

Don’t mind him...he found a nifty video game with a cute Purple Dragon in it.....seems he’s Distracted

#Self Diagnosis (IC Status) #Android just gonna spend the night surfin the couch and gaming it seems #Mun bought Spyro Reignited Trilogy...cash me playing it most of the night #feel free to bug the android tho XD #Good luck tho

[younglarva]

Faraway Places - Eddie & The Showmen • Paradise Cove - The Surfmen • A Place In The Sun - The Shadows • [clip: Kool Aid (circa 1969)] • Summer Crane - The Avalanches • Sunny Laze - John Cameron • [clip: Continental Airlines (1973)] • The Summer Knows - Scott Walker • [clip: Hertz Rent-A-Car (circa 1970)] • Summertime Blues - The Rumblers • [clip: 7-UP (circa 1969)] • Sunny - Arthur Lyman Group • Sunny - Tony Savarino • Sunny Speed - John Cameron • [clip: Ice Cream Machine (circa 1968)] • Theme from Endless Summer - The Sandals • Bummer In The Summer - Love • Summer Madness - Kool & The Gang • Long, Long Summer - Dizzy Gillespie • Lanky Bones - Eddie & The Showmen • [clip: 7-UP (circa 1969)] • Pipeline - Jerry Cole & His Spacemen • Bucket Seats - The Rally Packs • [clip: drive-in concessions (circa 1960)] • The Last Walk - The Super Stocks • Toes On The Nose - Eddie & The Showmen • [clip: 7-UP (circa 1969)] • Sunny Afternoon - Tony Savarino • Border Town - Eddie & The Showmen • [clip: 7-UP (circa 1969)] • Mecca - Trabants • The Sound of Mecca - The Blazers • [clip: National Bohemian Beer (circa 1960)] • Casbah - Sandy Nelson • Twilight City - The Vulcanes • Theme From "A Summer Place" - Tony Savarino • [clip: Shasta soda (circa 1965)] • Ventura - The Super Stocks • Surf Man - Richie Allen And The Pacific Surfers • [clip: Coca Cola ft. Jack Webb (circa 1965)] • Oceanside - The Super Stocks • Midnight Surfer - Jerry Cole & His Spacemen • [clip: Kool Aid (circa 1969)] • Downey Surf - The Nevegans • Hanging One - The Ramblers • [clip: Ideal Racing Boats (circa 1960)] • Comanche - The Revels • [clip: Kool Aid ft. Bugs Bunny (circa 1965)] • It's a Gass - The Rumblers • Let There Be Surf - The Chevels • Beaver Patrol - The Blazers • [clip: Coca Cola (circa 1968)] - Hot Dogger - The Pastel Six • [clip: Boss Tex Beef Stew (circa 1968)] • Destruction - The Rumblers • Tijuana Gasser - The Deuce Coupes • Mexican Firefly - The Fireballs • My Little Surfin' Woodie - The Sunsets • Beach Party - Annette Funicello • The Lonely Surfer - Jack Nitzsche • [download]

original broadcast 05.29.21

#vintage #vintage retro #1960s vintage #Retro #summer #surf #surfing #swim #cookout #lawn party #refreshing #beach #beachparadise #rockabilly #jazz rock #rock n roll #garage rock #surf music

[lordsofcorbina]

A switch and the pitch…

This fish did the follow, shimmy and scoot after the fly which is a good sign your about to get bit. Unfortunately with Corbina you get bit a lot but there’s a unfair percentage of fish that do not stick.

The harsh part of this vid is I was chasing this fish around for a while. A lot of presentations were getting ignored. Not sure if it was a peripheral window problem because this particular spot your going down current and then trying to swing the fly to side swipe in front of the fish. I had some shots where the fly was close enough to get his attention but he would swim right by. But You just need one and he finally locked on my bug.

Hard to get bit and hard to stick gives these fish their tough reputation.

I saw some good conditions lining up and I knew from the previous outings what time the show would start. I brought the camera out on the sticks because I had a reasonable chance at finding fish with no one around.

It was a fun afternoon session.

Ps you are not seeing things. The quality of this vid is not great. I had some fog on the lens in the center and I also had to crop because I was too far away when the fish bit. It’s tough to line everything up for the perfect video while getting the eat. It’s like watching a bad dream 😆

Tools used, Hardy Demon 10’6” 3/4 Switch rod. Danielsson Dry Fly reel. SA 270 Scandi floating line. Loop polyleader with 10# tippet.

3D Surfin Merkin fly.

Knots, backing to fly line Bimini. Fly line to poly, factory loops. Leader, triple surgeons loop and also for the sections. Tippet knot is a Kreh loop. I think that just about covers it.

[melkeyway]

Rowvember Day 15: Tenuous

Saints Row, Gwen (Boss), Johnny

On Ao3

Summary: Gwen’s patience was tenuous at best and that wasn’t saying much.

Gwen flopped down on her Mama’s couch with a frustrated sigh. She was tired of this shit. Tired of couch surfing. She couldn’t sleep at any of the crips because there were always people there and there always seemed to be a party. She needed peace and quiet in order to get her beauty sleep. Her patience was wearing thin. She pulled out her cellphone and began to text a very familiar number.

Gwen: Im tired of crashin on my moms couch

Johnny: Not a crib?

Gwen: 2 many ppl

Johnny: Just threaten and kick em out

Gwen rolled her eyes, of course he would suggest that.

Gwen: Good idea. Id have to clean the bed tho

Johnny: And u call me the diva

Gwen: O fuck off

Gwen sighed again and sunk further into the couch. There was a couple of minutes of silence before her phone buzzed again. She didn’t have a chance to check it when her ex-boyfriend turned stepfather, Lucius, fell down on her legs. Lucius and her biological mother had been crashing at her Moms’ place for a while.

“Gweeeeen~!” Lucius groaned dramatically.

“Fuckin’ get off me,” Gwen warned and kicked him once she managed to free one of her legs. Their last meeting hadn’t gone well.

“Fiiine,” he sighed and rolled away onto the empty side of the couch.

Gwen’s patience was wearing thin. In the best of times, her patience was tenuous. What did she ever see in him? What a stupid teenager she was.

“What the fuck do you want? I’m tryin’ to sleep here.”

“Can we cuddle? Maybe a little more?” He asked leaning forward.

“Fuck no,” she answered simply and kicked him away, “Go bug your wife. Get her to suck your dick instead some other guy.” He winced and gave her a hurt look. Good. “I’m warning you once, don’t touch me.”

“She’s out on a date. I wasn’t invited.” God, she wished she didn’t know about their sex life.

“Not my problem. You have two hands, go deal with it yourself.”

“Don’t be mean,” Lucius placed a hand on her knee. Her eyes narrowed. That does it. “Please, for old t---”

She grabbed his hand and slammed it into the coffee table. She grabbed the back of his head and slammed it into the table as well. He cried out loudly in pain and held his nose with his free hand.

“I fuckin’ told you to keep your hands to yourself,” she snapped. She took the pistol she had resting on the coffee table and slammed the butt of it into his fingers. He screamed out. “Keep it down, don’t wake up my family. I wouldn’t want to cut off your tongue.” She wrenched his pinky unnaturally. “Looks like you’ll only have use of one hand now.”

“Wh-why?” He whimpered through the pain.

“Cause you didn’t listen. You need to---” she started when her phone began to ring. She answered it without looking at the caller id and put it on speaker.

“Yo, did you fuckin’ fall asleep or something?” Johnny asked as soon as she answered.

“Nah, I’m just breakin’ Lucius fingers here.” She twisted around his next two fingers, “Fucker doesn’t know how to keep his hands to himself.”

“P-please s-stop,” Lucius begged in response.

“Lucius? Ain’t that your ex from Steelport?”

“No, he’s the one that married my mother.” Another finger. More cries. “He had it comin’.”

“Serves the fucker right,” Johnny agreed with a laugh. “So listen, I wanna run somethin’ by you.”

“Yeah, shoot,” Gwen wrenched his thumb.

“Please...Gwen, stop…” Lucius cried.

“Shut the fuck up! Aaand lucky for you, you have no more fingers,” Gwen kicked his side and he fell to the ground.

“You fuckin’ done yet?” Johnny asked impatiently.

“Yeah yeah stop bitchin’.”

“So I’ve been thinkin’. You’re tired of couch surfin’ and I need a place. How ‘bout we go fifty fifty on an apartment?”

“You sure?”

“Yeah, I don’t wanna be alone after…” He trailed off in a sad voice.

“Mhmm. I get it. You got any places in mind?”

Lucius whimpered on the floor as he slowly got up from the floor in a sitting position. Gwen paid him no mind.

“I got a few places I’m gonna look at tomorrow. You in?”

“Absolutely. I’ll pick you up in the morning?”

“Fuck yeah but I’m drivin’.”

“The fuck you are!”

“We’ll see about that,” and with that he hung up.

“Asshole,” Gwen muttered with a smile and a shake of her head.

“I need to...go to...The hospital,” Lucius cried as he finally stood up.

“Well you better get goin’ then,” Gwen responded. She laid back down on the couch. “And be quiet about it. I’m trying to fuckin’ sleep.”

#saints row #rowvember #johnny gat #saints row boss #fanfiction #gwen

[parkerbombshell]

Pulsebeat 216

Pulsebeat a new release based punk, alt. whatever show out of Abingdon, Oxfordshire broadcasting Mondays 3pm EST bombshellradio.com #Punk #PowerPop #AltRock           1 Neighborhood Brats - LeBron James 2 Toads - Running 2 : Still Running 3 Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Juanes - Pump It Up 4 The Waldos - Sorry 5 The Heartbreakers - Born to Lose ('77 Found Master) 6 The Boatsmen - I Don't Wanna Lose This Time 7 U Roy (ft. Santigold) - Man Next Door 8 Cuir - Cut Cut 9 Bootlicker - Modern Science 10 Canal Irreal - Tumbas 11 Radio Silence - Crank Bugs 12 Fear - Foreign Policy 13 The Doped Up Dollies - Racist Friend 14 SNFU - The Awful Truth 15 Moron's Morons - White Brothel Creepers 16 Dry Cleaning - Her Hippo 17 Travoltas - Escape The Pressure 18 Bobby Ramone - Three Little Surfin' Birds 19 Real Sickies - Hold On Baby Read the full article