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captainwaffles · 2 years

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I re-wrote gay our European for Buford

Isabella: There! Right There!

Look at that tan, that tinted skin

Look at the killer shape he's in

Look at that slightly stubly chin

Oh Please he's gay, totally gay

Candace: I'm not about to celebrate

Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.

This guy's not gay, I say not gay

The gang: That is the elephant in the room

Well, is it relevant to assume

that a man who goes to film school

is automatically matically fay?

Phinease: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

Ferb: Look at his silk translucent socks

Candace: There's the eternal paradox

Look what we're seeing

Gretchen: What are we seeing?

Candace: Is he gay?

Isabella: Of course he's gay

Candace: Or a just bully?

The gang: ohhhhhh

Gay or just a bully?

It's hard to guarantee

Is he gay or just a bully?

Ferb: Well, hey don't look at me

Phineas: You see they bring their boys up different

in those Van Stomm homes

They have peculiar songs

The gang: That they all know from their birth

Gay or just a bully

The answer could take weeks

They will say things like "ciao bella"

while they slap you on your checks

Candace: Oh please

The gang: Gay or just a bully

So many shades of gray

Ferb: Depending on the time of day

The Jerks go either way

The gang: Is he gay or or just a bully?

or-

Jeremy: There! Right There!

Look at that condescending smirk

Seen it on every guy at work

That is a metro-hetro jerk

That guy's not gay, I say no way

The gang: That is the elephant in the room

Well is it relevant to presume

that a hottie in that costume

Isabella: Is automatically, radically

Gretchen: Ironically, cronically

Candace: Scurtinly, curtainly

Ferb: Genetically, netically

The gang :Gay!

Officially Gay!

Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!

Dammit

Gay or just a bully?

Candace: So ruggish and relaxed

The gang: Is he gay or just a bully?

Isabella: He is wearing flannel

Phineas: The bully code is different then our own

It’s something completely else

It's not a fashion curse

The gang: If he wears flannel or bears a purse

Gay or just a bully?

I still can't crack the code

Stacy: Yeah his face is rugged

but his shoes are pointy toed

The gang: Huh

Gay or just a bully?

So many shades of gray

Brigitte: But if he turns out straight

I'm free at 8 on saturday

The gang: Is he gay or just a bully?

Gay or just a bully?

Gay or just a-

Gretchen: Wait a minute!

Give me a chance to crack this guy

I have an idea I'd like to try

Candace: The floor is yours

Gretchen: So Mr. vanstomm...

This alleged bullying with baljeet

has been going on for...?

Buford: 10 years

Gretchen :And your first name again is...?

Buford: Buford

Gretchen: And your boyfriend's name is...?

Buford: Baljeet

I'm sorry! I misunderstand

You say boyfriend

I thought you say my nerd

Baljeet is my nerd

Baljeet: You bastard!

You lying bastard!

That's it

I no cover for you, no more!

Peoples

I have a big announcement

This man is gay and a bully!

And neither is disgrace

you've got to stop your being

a completely closet case

No matter what he say

I sware he never ever ever swing the other way

You are so gay

You big parfait!

You flaming boy in cabaret

Buford: I'm straight!

Baljeet: You were not yesterday

So if I may, I'm proud to say

He's gay!

Gang: And a bully!

Baljeet: He's gay!

The gang:And a bully!

Baljeet: He's gay!

The gang: And a bully and Gay!

Buford: Fine okay I'm gay!

The gang: Hooray!

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