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#btw actual rats that love in sewers are fine
swagging-back-to · 2 years
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i went from not liking city folk but respecting them as human to not liking city folk and seeing them as the sewer rats they are
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onfyexo · 5 years
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Laundromat cont. - Tom Holland x Reader series
Warnings: none
This is quite short as I’m trying to get back into the swing of things as far as writing.
Oh boy its been a while since i’ve touched upon this fanfic. A lot of stuffs been going on in my life but thats besides the point. To all the people who sent me messages about continuing this: thank you for your support! I appreciate it 💕
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*Tom is in bold
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Your life did a complete 360 in just months time. Things had changed in the best way possible.
You and Tom had begun to talk for days on end ever since your last encounter at the laundromat. It was like something out of a novel as cringey as that sounded. After the day you both saw each other again at the laundromat, he stayed with you while you washed and folded your clothes. Luckily, you didn’t have much on your schedule and neither did he. So he insisted on going with you to get breakfast at the local coffee/bagel fushion shop close by. At first, you told him that you would feel bad, but his charisma weakened you. Ever since then, the two of you have messaged and called each other almost every day. The only moments where conversating was scarce, was if you had work or class, or if he was caught up with conventions or filming.
At first, the messages were just as if best friends were talking and joking around but then Tom bought up the subject of a date. Which honestly, you had been waiting on that question ever since you last saw him but you didn’t want to be overly prudent.
All of this needed to go at a steady pace so that if things wouldn’t work out because of his schedule, you could be able to handle it.
You would even be fine with remaining friends if it came down to it.
Tom was actually texting you at the moment while you were sitting in your apartment watching tv.
You had found out that he actually lived in the same city as you but his washer machine and dryer was broken and he needed a place to wash his clothes in the meantime. The conversation about the matter was quite funny considering Tom’s cheeky sense of humor.
You started to sweat profusely as Tom was slowly alluding to nice restaurants to accompany the question of a date.
-How about I call you if that’s okay (Y/N). I want to ask you something and it would be much better to ask over the phone”
You could feel your heart sink like a boat as you read the message once he sent it.
You played dumb in your mind to try and feed your self doubt and troubled mind for a split second.
You lifted your shaky fingers to reply back; making sure not to have any typos.
-Of course ☺️-
You didn’t know how to position yourself while you talked on the phone in the living room.
Should you stay seated? Should you pace the room? Should you sprawl across the couch?
The ringing from Tom’s call interrupted your thoughts and you took a deep breath before hitting the “answer” button.
“Hello?”
“Hello love! I just wanted to ask you something.”
“Sure! Ask away”
“Uhmm, I-I’ve been thinking about this for a really long time. But would you like to go on a date s-sometime?” The way he stuttered reminded you of how you were when you first saw him. Now the roles were reversed and the realization made you smile to yourself.
“I would love to actually. I know that we were discussing different restaurants earlier. Would you like to go to any of those places together?”
“Yeah actually, I wanted it to be lady’s choice. So whatever you choose, I’m 100% good with.”
“Let’s do that Mexican restaurant that you sent. I looked it up and it has really good reviews!”
Deep down you were surprised at how smooth this conversation was going. Talking on the phone wasn’t something you did often and when you did, it was awkward, especially with someone like Tom which wasn’t normal.
“Alright awesome! I’ll send you my schedule for next week and you can send me yours so it’ll be easier picking a day, okay darling?”
“Okayy, sounds great. I’ll gather that up for your right now”
“Same here. I’ll talk to you late- wait no! On imessage now. Sorry haha” You could already envision him scratching his head or facepalming at his (cute) nervousness.
You giggled kind of loud and you cringed at your voice before hanging up.
Before you could even send your schedule, you ran around your living space like a maniac, trying to hold yourself together.
“Oh my god” You whispered to yourself. The amount of frenzy that would ensue for preparation, actually scared you.
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@deranged-sewer-rat // @softboyhollands // @f-andomimagines // @wolvesofthewinter // @peekaboo-parker // @hollandbaby // @zophora // @ishipmybed // @im-meant-to-be-bi-myself // @ashleyhearto // @underoosbws
!! Btw, this is a sequel to a series I wrote a while back. So read the previous parts if you haven’t already :3
Last part: https://bangtanscope.tumblr.com/post/172874718715/laundromat-tom-holland-x-reader-series-warnings
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nelsonsledge · 7 years
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