#because theyre innocent sweethearts who are suffering in city dweller filth

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i went from not liking city folk but respecting them as human to not liking city folk and seeing them as the sewer rats they are

#btw actual rats that love in sewers are fine #because theyre innocent sweethearts who are suffering in city dweller filth #remember that time the garbage removal stopped working and city dwellers just left the garbage spewed over the streets? #i sure do #i think of it every day #or how cities are so stifling and unnatural that theres absolutely no wind to blow the millions of tons of carbon around #btw carbon has been studied and shown to decrease cognitive function even in small amounts. most bedrooms have more carbon than #necessary to cause cognitive decline #keep that in mind the next time you talk to city folk #their braincells are metaphorically and literally dead