#bread right now

[hyvee]

I cant have over easy eggs with out toast but i can have scrambled eggs without toast

#i dont have #bread right now

[jewreallythinkthat]

Shabbat shalom Jews in my phone.

We've moved on from feeding you hamentaschen to feeding you challah.

Yes, poppyseed coated challah, don't @ me

#jumblr #jewish food #challah #bread #jewish joy #i also make plain and sesame challah but we are hosting tonight so im going fancy #god i love bread so much #the house smells awesome right now #shabbat #שבת שלום

[illusorybread]

"Don't worry, Merry! I'll beat the horrors for you!"

#Touhou #Renko Usami #Bloodborne #FuRyu #anime figure #Kirkhammer #Got her a few months ago #I'd take a better pic that showed the hammer better but I can't right now lel #illusory bread post tag #Something for now while I work on more art

[lilybug-02]

Can you stop trying to correct people about pronouns? Toby Fox has never said that Kris is non-binary. He uses they/them pronouns for the same reasons most video games do with player characters. He left the player's character up to interpretation so you can see them as you like most video games. it's fine if you use they them pronouns but you can't force others to accept something that is your opinion.

Sweetpea. You aren't going to change my mind on the matter, no matter which way you try and say it.

I could care less on what your opinions are on Kris' gender identity, truly. I'm not going to waste my time being frustrated by you. But honey, this is not the blog to be doing this. Like- bro???? Have you seen my content???

I hope you see this more as a learning opportunity.

It frustrates me that you would automatically assume Kris would use he/him. If I was going by your "player" logic, Kris would be using she/her. ACTUALLY if we were going by your full logic, Kris theoretically uses any/all pronouns, to accommodate for all players. Rethink and dissect what you are trying to say, sweetpea :/

Kris has only been using they/them in game. And that is what I will be sticking with.

I am not going to respond to any more of these and I am politely asking for no one to go after this person. Thank you.

#Just a civil chat. Genuinely. #please don't go after him. I really cant handle anything more than I already am right now #anyways. Kris-Chara-Frisk will always use they/them in my interpretation. BYE. #bread #deltarune #ask stuff #sorry if this was a long read. I'm assuming the person isnt even going to read it tbh.

[queerprayers]

i want to say first of all that i fully respect a community's/denomination's/culture's right to have closed practices. i am not entitled to other people's traditions, and when i am a guest in a space i understand that everything is not automatically for me. and i know i do not have to understand to respect.

and also! when i go to a catholic church and can't receive communion i want to fall on the floor weeping. what do you mean i can't have him he's right there. sorry my baptism was the wrong kind of baptism. i'm hungry and you want me to become someone else before being fed.

#lutheran alert but will NEVER understand closed communion. i respect it. but i do not get it #none of us will ever be holy enough to hold jesus within us but we do every day anyway. and so we are #communion is what brings me to god. to put a barrier of entry on that. to say you have to believe certain things or be in a certain state? #idk it doesn't sit right with me. #again i respect it i have catholic family ik the beliefs/history/good intentions. #but i need to come out as an open communion fan #roman catholicism didn't exist yet at the last supper. jesus said do this in remembrance of me. #everyone who does this has already fulfilled the requirements to be present at the table #i think that was the only hard part of my grandfather's conversion. that he could break bread for me at the altar but couldn't give it to m #i would give anything to watch him preach one more time (he's retired/sick now) #but more than that i would give anything to be fed by him again. to eat with him as our lord commanded #just once. #i will have to be satisfied with the foretastes of the feasts to come that i have received from/with him. we'll have that again

[hecateisalesbian]

what my mom probably thinks I do when I’m home alone: she’s probably drinking and smoking and doing drugs and inviting friends over and partying-

what im actually doing: *speedruns baking*

#I’m baking a pumpkin bread for my friends cuz we’re having a friendsmas on Friday but I didn’t tell my mom #And right now she’s gone out but I’m not sure for how long so I basically made a batter in like 5 minutes and now it’s in #The oven the thing is I halved the ingredients and also I used almond flour cuz I don’t have regular flour #So I’m not sure how long to cook it it also didn’t look that appetizing but idk I hope it turns out okay

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: The issue with existence is that existing in the world requires existing in a body. In that sense, one's body is very similar to one's universe. We are trapped in our bodies in the same way that we are trapped in the world.

DAVE: the world is about to have its breasts sliced off

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #dave strider #mod terezi #dave what are you gonna go? #oh #he's getting top surgery #i misread that as bread #look it's like -2 right now and i've been working outside intermittently throughout the day i'm not exactly functioning

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is getting so fucking tired of people using the fact that there's a queer romance in something as a reason you should watch it. like haven't allos had enough of romance? queer or otherwise? I'm not saying queer representation is bad, of course, I'm just fed up with asking what a book is about and in response all I get is "oh it has queer people in it" cool! what is it about? having queer representation is not the be all end all of media can we please have ONE thing without romance in it. please.

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#electroniccollectiondonut #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod phoenix #yeah... it's like. this is a bad metaphor but it's all i got right now: #i'm vegetarian. it's not uncommon that if an event is hosted 'with food' that every single main dish contains a fair amount of meat #and most of the side dishes too #maybe the salad has chicken. the soup is a meat broth soup. the main course is steak. i literally cannot tell you how often this happens. #and if you're lucky there's like... bread rolls and butter. sometimes there's the Cheap Salad that's just tossed lettuce #and i promise you from experience: if i ask beforehand i am always told there will be something for me to eat #but like. believe it or not 1) that's not filling 2) it's usually the two poorest quality items on the line 3) i prefer salads as SIDES #i see similar stuff on the occasion i'm told there's any sort of 'rep' for aro folks #it's like... okay but the vast majority of the media is still very romance focused and the elements that aren't are usually... hm #not comparably interesting in how they're executed? #or it's like. kids media. which can be good - but i'd like to be allowed to have content that can be both for an adult audience #and NOT romance

[sourcetwo]

hey, don't cry. soldier's big beautiful smile, okay? <3

#tf2 #this has been on my mind for the last three days. look at his big beautiful smile okay??? #do you see it. do you see his smile #peace and love on planet earth is real #ive been in a rough state of mind lately. ive seen this sfm plenty of times but it just hit different for me this time #like yknow maybe its not all bad! i need to find joy in the little things just like soldier getting excited about bread #like right now! im just getting excited about silly sfms i like. man.... #sorry. i had a moment in the tags #if you've read this far. have a wonderful day smile and take care of yourself please #brighton.txt #tf2 soldier

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

no okay i found 3-14 and??? did Howdy just sell fucking SOAP to Sally and tell her it's instant mashed potatoes??? oh my god someone stop him lmfao

#('why does this have a speculation tag' Speculating Is In My Tags For Now Thank You) #(i want to easily find this later i think) #im never gonna be over this #that MOTHERFUCKER AHAHA #plain evil. everybodys all like 'oh wallys secretly evil home is secretly evil' #HOWDY IS RIGHT THERE!!! TRICKING HIS NEIGHBORS INTO EATING SOAP!!! HES THE REAL VILLAIN HERE #and then sally asking for a 'loaf of bouncy yellow bread' #and howdy muttering 'one sponge....' #and then her asking for that 'sunshine cereal' #and him saying 'woodchips and sawdust' #SIR???? ARE THEY OUT HERE EATING WOODCHIPS AND SPONGES AND SOAP??? #i mean they're puppets so maybe its entirely within the realm of possibility for them #BUT HUH??? #welcome home spoilers #homebogging #wh spoilers #wh speculation #(aaaaand here's the minor speculating) #id say that howdy is just giving his products weird non-food names for a personal naming system #but the soap.... is Soap. #and howdy Obviously knows he is Selling Her Soap To Eat #my next guess is that he just... somehow Knows that maybe none of their food is real food? #cause none of it rots right? and if theyre puppets on a show the food should all be props? #like using shaving cream for whipped cream commercials yk yk #okay i might be on to something here.... maybe #is howdy more aware than i thought he'd be....? #i should make an actual post about this cause damn. #as i kept adding tags my brain kept going 'wait a minute. Wait A Damn Minute' #but ive said i before and ill say it again - love howdy as a character. i would not be able to stand him as a person <3

[coolnonsenseworld]

I wanted to say that outside of semantics and divisions - I am simply happy to find communities that welcome with kindness - that welcome you by a good heart and not the ability to conform. I am happy for the opportunity to be surrounded by people who care. It's a funny world we live in - making the same mistakes over and over, multiplying the same suffering by billions. I don't think I hope for an utopia anymore, I don't think such a thing exists - but you can't call me hopeless either. And that's what matters.

As a side note - this piece is set in DanceAU, which might be better known to Patrons so far, but still it was the best and most fitting option for this occasion..... also there are 12 DanceAU pieces incoming, because I might be making another calendar so. get familiar with these mutts

#klance #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #priDEMONth #you know there is always so much happening idk what to add in the tags #i made banana bread yesterday and almost burned the kitchen (right after i asked myself how bad can it be?) i am not kidding #and then burned my arm twice trying to avoid a burn which is top ten ways to get them #its okay tho it doesnt hurt anymore #there was also my nameday which I forgot about and had a headache thorough #also when i was drawing i was considering that lance is maybe a bit too tall on this piece #he IS taller but bending like that with keith standing straight? #i mean gay? #idk about that #but i decided not to worry danceau always has heels for that #i also have been so deep in wirting hex if you dont know whats hex dw you shouldnt #but i have this love hate relationship with it everyone knows it its a sinusoid #im on my happy phase with it lately #no one jinx it it better last #all i wanted was bamf rescues and cliche tropes and now im trying to do them justice in 200 thousand words or less idk why #they could have been just fighting demons and cuddling #either way happy pride once again!!

[xehanortsreport]

im fine (malding over kh3 stealing the melanin from every nort)

#they look like untoasted white bread #why did they do this #its been years now and ive tried to get used to it but they just look wrong #not to be shallow but it legitimately detracts from my enjoyment of playing kh3 #they don't look right #poor ansem and mx got hit especially hard with the whiteification beam #which is especially jarring bc DDD seemed to be their best looks yet #properly lit AND melanated #like they all look goregous in that game #and then boom kh3....wha happa

[followthebluebell]

Hey, I sent the first flour, you have a second flour gifter.

I got mine from the fairtrade farmers market.

oh I'm sorry, I must have gotten confused. You look very much alike. It must be the sunglasses.

#also i've decided to make popovers instead of bread #because i don't have any cheese right now

[flustersluts]

recently i have realised that. cooking is so good 10/10 actually 1 of my main sources of (non-social) joy. if u do not cook try and cook just a little somethin somethin. it can be so so easy i promise it can be a little rice with sum broccoli. it can be whatever u want. it is so fun

#im addicted tho like right now im someone who 'can cook' (follow a recipe & mostly wok stuff) #but i wanna become someone who Cooks #aka #ok first i wanna learn how to do bread #also wanna do croissants one time #but also like homemake shit like sauces #atm im using this storebought thai green curry sauce that's so good BUT i wanna figure out how to make that shit #also like getting better at figuring out what spices food needs when u taste it!! #im slowly getting better but im still so bad #i need to live with an indian person every indian i have met is obscenely good at this and im so jealous #even my friend who does not cook at all i always get her to taste my food and shes like. oregano cumin and u need more salt #and im like yes sir AND SHES RIGHT #flustersluts

[amethystpath-writes]

Bread and Eggs

(NOT A PR0MPT)

******

It started with the ringing of Villain’s phone. He wasn’t surprised to see Hero’s name pop up. He admired the too-small circle with her picture on it. It was impossible to tell by looking at the emblem, but Villain knew it was a picture from their first date.

To think it had been five years ago...

Villain’s picture on Hero’s phone had been a more recent photo, one from their engagement. An image of him kneeling with the classic black velvety case. It was warm the day of their engagement- Villain didn’t dare propose on a cold day; it would have led to an obvious refusal.

He used to joke that warmth was the only reason Hero even liked him. “You scorn me constantly,” Villain would tease. “You only like me because of the heat I so generously produce.”

“As if you have any control over it! You can’t help that you’re so warm, but it is definitely a plus,” she would ultimately agree.

Now, they were married- and, oh, hadn’t it been a dream? Looking for homes, buying a home, getting groceries, coming home to one another, holding each other at the end of the day. It was all Villain wanted in life, and for so long, it seemed impossible. Yet, here they were; her joyful face was beaming at his under the name ‘Love of my life’.

Answering the phone, Villain jokingly began, “Yes, honey, I remembered to get the bread and eggs.”

The voice that answered wasn’t Hero’s.

***

#not a pr0mpt #this has been in my drafts for quite some time and Im thinking that I should perhaps post it at some point #that some point being now #Bread and Eggs #I'm so creative #Guess who is finally able to take classes again? How many of you knew I was out of classes for months? #None of ya. Because I never explained it. #Basically I was taking classes and then my university was absolutely horrible so I transferred. #After transferring I was able to take two classes before I realized my old school refused to cancel my financial aid which meant I couldn't #use it at my new school. Which meant I could no longer take classes. But I should be able to start Monday. If not Monday then in August :) #Anyway- that's your update from Dee covering the last couple of months in which I have been inactive #I have also been putting a lot of work into my manuscript. I'm just shy of 10k words right now and that's been on top of a lots of life stuf #okie bye! Sorry it's such a short- and relatively incomplete- snippet. I'll try to get something written up for you guys :)

[thebirdandhersong]

The feminine urge to sink my teeth into a loaf of bread and violently tear chunks out of it like a lion devouring its prey, letting out the occasional roar of triumph for effect

#gluten intolerance gives a girl an unholy hunger for real bread every once in a while #i could DESTROY a loaf of garlic bread right now actually #songbird again