#boss arson

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Lysandre: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Guzma: Okay, that's called arson, and those people are witnesses.

#rainbow rocket #team rainbow rocket #incorrect pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrect rainbow rocket #lysandre #flare boss lysandre #team flare leader lysandre #lysandre pokemon #team flare lysandre #guzma #skull boss guzma #leader guzma #team skull leader guzma #guzma pokemon #arson tw #tw arson

[egginfroggin]

Things were basically fine during Ingo and Emmet's childhood until they were like seven.

Ingo basically came out of the womb sneezing snowflakes, and that was perfectly fine. By the time he was about three, he could make tiny flurries -- and often did so unintentionally -- around him and some lumps of snow. Freezing cups of water by accident.

Five, and he was making snowballs. He accidentally froze the entire fountain in the courtyard just walking by.

Seven, and we've got a tiny prince making snowmen and freezing small ponds to go ice skating with his brother.

After his isolation, Ingo never really experimented with his powers, but they were clearly getting significantly stronger, because by the time he ascends to the throne, he's. well. capable of accidentally causing a blizzard to cover Nimbasa, freezing the rivers that run in from the coast on either side of Route 4, and generally causing a catastrophe.

Things went from 0 to 100 very fast in the interim, clearly.

Conversely, Emmet is a grown adult and the worst he does is sneeze flakes of ash and spit embers when he's mad. Has he set things on fire? No. He's not cursed.

Also I want you to know that I'm listening to "Once Upon a December," hence the abrupt icy au posting.

Hehe.

Sno.

#subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo #submas #iced tracks #eggin's writings #'basically came out of the womb sneezing snowflakes' is not something I ever thought I'd type but here we are #'no. he's not cursed' aaaaaand now I REALLY want to see how things would play out if emmet's gift were to be changed into a curse #eternal summer? #heatwave? drought? #unintentional arson? #did he burn ingo when they were little?? #ingo has to hunt him down in a freaking tank top and shorts because it's so hecking HOT HERE NOW

[noodelak]

Forgot to post this one here

#submas #ingo #emmet #ingo and emmet #Freaks dni bl*nkshippers make me ill #ill steal something from ur house #i'll frame u for arson #get outta here lmao #Subway Masters #subway bosses #pokemon

[flowercrown-bard]

no exchange will ever me funnier to me than "Martin, open the door!" "Sorry, Elias, I can't hear you. There's a door in the way."

#Martin is so snarky I love it #Sometimes you just got to commit arson and sass your boss #Came for the horror #Stayed for the comedy #the magnus archives

[tw1nkee28]

POV: Stanley picked the right door

#GIRL BOSS #slight arson #stanley got what was coming for him #narrator tsp #tsp narrator #the stanley parable narrator #tsp #the narrator fanart #the stanley parable

[thekuraning]

i have woken from my slumber to spread the word of Rocket Executive Nanu committing arson.

Rocket Executive Juno, a young Nanu working under Madame Boss before his time at Ipol. He is still just as tired as he is as a cranky old man, and is arguably even crankier back in these days. Hot-headed and spoiling for a fight, he's usually the first of the old guard executives to get his hands dirty.

He hasn't started training meowth yet... so his ace is Sableye!

Rocket Executive Epsilon, Nanu's usual partner and the only person in HQ who can stand his depressing ass. He trains new grunts and coordinates field missions and the establishment of Madame's new properties for Team Rocket. He is also saddled with the most annoying twin gremlins in the world for children (Petrel and Faba, who Nanu occasionally gets stuck babysitting.)

His ace is Lucario!

With their powers combined, they commit felonies, watch spaghetti westerns, and talk shit about Larry (who is also a former Rocket executive, sorry its canon i dont make the rules)

#rocket executive nanu #oc #pokemon #team rocket #kuraart #rotating rocket executive nanu in my mind #crying sobbing hes my favorite #they are the gayest heterosexual life partners in my head #i want to write more madame boss-era fics with nanu and if i dont i will explode #anyways. #please look at my son #and his arson-committing ways #now i return to sleepybye #.

[adhdslugcrimes]

Random thoughts that keeps Arson up part. 2

Before kids Bruce slept nude, easier to put the suit on and save time, after kids he becomes an old man and it's silk pajamas or the sleep grown.

Silk pajamas, fine because it's easy to take off, Ace likes feeling the silk on his wittle face and he's an old boy so nobody stop him having what he likes, very light because man over heats.

Sleep grown, old man jokes from his kids but he can't have his silk pajamas because Ace is sleeping on them and he's an old little man you can't wake him up he's sleeping good catching squirrels in his dreams.

This when he stops adopting kids and all his kids leave the home/ when he gets his reality show. This was Selena's btw, key word was. Also slik underwater that cost about as much as a small island or something but feel great and make his lack of an ass look great, and hand sewing in the silk "Property Of Selena Wayne-Kyle". Also kitten heels.

#batfam #bruce wayne #batcat #oh my god Arson finally use his queue thingy #DC GIVE HIM HIS KITTEN HEELS I KNOW HE HAS A HEEL CLOSET AND WEARS THEM #and can we get reality show batfam #I'm going to go to ao3 #ALSO SELENA KNOWS HOW TO SEW AND MAKING SURE HER BOTTOM IS KNOWN THAT SHE OWNS HIM #she def hypn her last name Bec she's a boss bitch and like it's not Bruce Wayne anymore it's Wayne-Kyle #girlboss and her pillow princess #ALSO ACE IS STILL ALIVE AND JUST AN OLD MAN AND EVERYONE JUST LET HIM BE #FUCK YOU NO ANIMALS DIE

[azure-clockwork]

This is a real message I just got from my boss. I love my job.

#no actually I do #It’s great #i love my boss very much #……………….roommate shush #I don’t mean it like that #Well. #don’t check my post history #It’s fine #point is #arson

[himikohellhound]

Revenge will be sweet.

#hellhound #monster girl #himiko #ocs #kyoto #kyoto animation #arson #revenge #hell #tiktok #meme #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor

[spring-lxcked]

ru.in spoilers under the cut + in tags

still devastated that it was the mim.ic because i had started to consider that the robot!gre.gory theory meant there could be more than one gre.gory animatronic (perhaps another still controlled by glitch/van.ny/eViL CoDiNg whatever lmao)

when i saw the red eyes (before it fully stood up) i had this awesome vision of a broken fucked up human-esque animatronic stumbling out of the shadows

and then it was just the boring ass mim.ic. someone hold me.

#—— ✧ ooc » #.tbd. #ruin spoilers #the way anything would be cooler than the mim.ic and i STAND BY THAT #some part of me thought MAYBE they could do burntr.ap & somehow make me actually like him but #idk. ppl would've also taken it as confirmation of mim.ic = glitch which would've killed me lmao #i don't know how to explain it but the mim.ic feels like. the second to last boss. right? #like i saw him and thought. okay. i'll run from him. get away. and then the Real Enemy will show up #idk it also just feels lazy to drag your ass down into the place the burntr.ap ending happened and then go #actually no here's a totally new enemy with no context. why is he here? doesn't matter #and i stand by the books are a separate continuity + they shouldn't expect ppl to read them to understand the /games/ #but hey on another note i could cry with laughter abt the burners in the PS pizzeria like KFHDSALKHDASJL #michael walking in & seeing literal burners in the floors of some rooms: oh so it's actually just fully prepared for me huh #puts away his lighter #'he probably didn't see THOSE rooms' in my heart he did. in my heart he saw the burners & was like. sick. love this. #when ur pizzeria comes prepared for arson #i KNOW henry said he'd set it up to burn but i don't think any of us were like 'oh he had an oven with rooms built' in mind

[spacecowboyhotch]

Cyma beanpole icks

AKDKGKSKDJF i did to this to myself but its worth it

🧯 cym as beanpole icks:

you as doing the “going down” elevator joke on our door that can swing half open (i cant think of what theyre called)

@shyhotch as him calling harry “his boy” after hearing one song

@doctorstethoscope as him saying hes defending my honor by winning a game of pool

@laurensprentiss as him reading me a limerick he wrote about me in front of the whole staff

@h0tch-r0cket for calling me by my full name every time he walks into my office

@fightingdragonswithreid as him asking me if him bopping his head is a good dance to do in public

@sadgirlml as him calling one direction “OD” instead of 1D

join my celebration here! 🔥

#for reference beanpole is my boss that i occasionally enjoy #imagine he ever finds this #t baby 🏷 #arson’s dumpster fire celebration #replies

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Gladion: I burned down my first school!

Guzma, interrupting nervously: He didn't burn down the entire school! The fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms

Gladion: I'll do better next time!

#rainbow rocket #team rainbow rocket #incorrect pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrect rainbow rocket #guzma #skull boss guzma #leader guzma #team skull leader guzma #guzma pokemon #gladion #gladion pokemon #rival gladion #tw arson

[scare-ard--sleigh]

"[passive aggressive screenshot] you have editor access" I HAVE NOT USED THAT EMAIL IN 2!!!!!! YEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHICH I TOLD YOU LIKE 4 MESSAGES ABOVE THE CONVO WE'RE HAVING NOW FOR A DIFFERENT OCCASION IN WHICH YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ACCESS TO A GSUITE THING !!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK !!!! YOUR !!!!!! SELFFFFFFFFF !!!!!!!!

#long story short; they gave me a company email that i no longer use bc it was given to me for an outreach project that was deemed a failure #bc my boss did not and does not know what he's doing (but naturally blamed me) so that email's outbox is like 3000 messages deep #and it wasn't ever really MY email in the first place so i don't know the password so i just don't bother with it anymore. especially since #i work from a chromebook and you can only log into 1 gmail addy per account and i'm NOT gonna fucking log out of my whole thing #every time i want to add a stupid little thing to this stupid little fucking doc. #work stuff #hoooooooohhhhhhh my god ohhhhhhh my goddddddddd god grant me the serenity to not fucking commit arson the courage to not fucking #commit arson and the wisdom to get on my knees and suck dilf dick instead of bothering with all this; amen

[theorangerangers]

Kendall: and if anyone messes with any of the equipment in this room you have my blessing to tell them to go play in traffic

Shelby: okay, fair enough, these are the highest level of lasers we could have possibly gotten for this

Kendall: I don’t think you understand, if anyone and I mean anyone messes with the safety features I have set up on these things you tell them to go play in traffic, they are not welcome in this lab anymore and if they come back they answer to ME

#incorrect quote #this was a conversation me and my boss had yesterday #fun fact a class 4 laser is the highest power laser a civilian is allowed to have #5 and anything above is considered military grade #the amount of paper work involved in proving that no one committed arson at my job is a lot

[olivinecabocone14]

Meanwhile on earth

~in the mad lab sectors because we need cuteness after this~

💠? *sees a random bottle with fire spray or whatever it’s called, grabs it curiously and starts playing with it*💠

*fires start over the room while the coworker here is trying to put these out*

🪶XAVIER!? No no don’t play with that! *takes the thingy panicking, the coworker managed to extinguish the fires*🪶

💠Okay sorry mom 💠

🪶!? - 🪶

💠I-I mean boss! 💠 *turns around embarrassed*

(this is your present since I made you suffer more than intended and I’m sorry lol @redzircon9zc )

#xavier the human #crow the human #crow the hitman boss #mad lab #cute human unintentionally does arson

[snaileer]

We Didn’t Start The Fire

“See man, the moon!” Kid Flash said as they came outside, standing on the pile of rubble.

“And Superman! Do we fulfill our promises or what…” his voice trails off as a grinding clanking sound echoes behind them.

They turned around, confused to see a tricked out pale yellow Volkswagen bug trucking its way up the rubble and crumbled building blocks. It stopped before it got too steep, a man in a familiar white lab coat stumbling out.

Immediately, they were on guard, the man haphazardly climbing towards them.

Robin drew two batarangs in each hand, standing in front of Superboy as he got closer. It didn’t even matter that the Justice League had just landed behind them, if this CADMUS scientist tried something, Robin would be the first to defend Superboy. Without hesitance.

The man stopped in front of them, huffing for breath.

“You’re-!” He stopped, leaning over his knees with gasping breaths, “Sorry, one sec!” He held up a finger, gasping for another few seconds before stepping forward-

Chains of water surrounded him before they could blink, Robin looking back surprised to see Aqualad standing with extended weapons and a grim face.

“This is odd.” The man looked at the water wrapped around him, wriggling a bit before shrugging. His eyes zeroed in on Superboy, “You’re okay!” He said with a blinding grin.

Superboy recoiled and Robin immediately stepped between them.

“What.”

The man glanced at him briefly before looking back over Robin’s head, “You are okay right? I mean I tried my best but I couldn’t figure out a way to get you out- I mean if I’d known you were there to begin with I’d would have never-but then I wouldn’t have-

“Who are you?” Superman asks, suddenly close from behind them.

The man’s mouth clicks shut, looking between them all before a grimacing smile rises to his face.

He extends his hand at the elbow between the liquid chains, “Dr. Danny Fenton, ex-biochemical engineer of CADMUS labs Mr.Superman,sir.”

Flash zips forward, the eyes of his cowl narrowed, “Ex?”

The grimace turns into a wince. “Oh.. heh, yeah, I’ve found that arson is usually a pretty good kickstart of sudden unemployment,” there’s a thoughtful pause as he looks over the rubble, “It’s usually accidental though.”

Nobody responds.

“What? You didn’t think that lab fire started on its own did you? How else was I supposed to get you here?”

“There’s a Justice League public phone! That’s literally its entire purpose!” Kid Flash shouts, throwing his hands in the air. At this point, Aqualad cautiously lowers his water bearers, releasing Fenton.

“Oh, sure, I call a bunch of superheroes and tell them my boss is doing a Grow-Your-Own-Superman in the boiler room. That’d go over well.” He pauses, “Though the sidekicks was a surprise.”

The comment goes uncorrected, as the rest of the league has snapped to face Superboy the moment he says it.

Superman looks stricken as Superboy reveals the logo on his torn shirt.

Fenton unceremoniously breaks the tension, “Sorry I never asked, do you have a name? I’d feel really bad just calling you-“

“… They called me.. Superboy..” He says, still not looking away from the man of steel in front of him.

“That’s not-“ Fenton rubs his temples and sighs harshly, “Okay, I can fix that later, whatever-“

“You’re not gonna be ‘fixing’ anything, Doctor.” Robin snarls.

Fenton blinks. “Huh?”

Batman steps forward, “Green Lantern.”

Green construct cuffs snap around the Dr.Fenton’s wrists, though he looks at them puzzled.

“Superman, check for survivors in the damage, Flash find some salvageable evidence before it finishes burning. The rest of us, we’ll continue this interrogation at the hall.”

“Wait what?” Dr. Fenton says, perking up like a meerkat even as Batman turns away with swirl of his cape.

“What about me?” Superboy asks, desperation in his hesitant step forward.

Batman looks to Superman. Superman nods, and then shoots off into the rubble and emergency vehicles.

“For now, you come with us.” Batman says, and Superboy’s shoulders loosen just a hint.

The dark knight pauses again before turning completely, “And don’t think we’ve forgotten the rest of you,” he says, cowled eyes narrowed over his shoulder, “Robin.”

Robin shirks back, “Heh.. Right.”

“Wait what’s going on?” The Fenton scientist yelled back over his shoulder as Green Lantern pulls him away.

He starts to say something but the construct fully engulfs him now, shifting from a platform to a soundproof bubble.

It seems to shock him enough, Fenton tapping at the walls and looking like he wants to take it apart and take a sample.

Robin grit his teeth.

He was not gonna let these CADMUS freaks touch Superboy again.

Not Fenton or anybody else.

#batman #danny phantom #batfam #danny fenton #dc #danny phantom crossover #batman and robin #young justice #bruce wayne #tim drake #Superboy #dp x dc #dpxdc #young justice danny phantom crossover #dp #dp crossover #Cadmus