pretty sure this trilogy changed my dna
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Dorian in EOS: “The beautiful male-really, there was no way to describe him other than that.”
Chaol in KoA: “-another golden haired male came forward. Beautiful. That was the only way to describe him.”
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[At Eldorian Royal Hospital]
*All the Twisted men and girls waiting outside*
Rhys : *while passing around the room* God… I want my baby to be safe but my princess to be safe too.
Alex : Calm down Larsen. It is a normal thing.
Rhys : SAYS THE ONE WHO DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HIS WIFE’S WATER BROKE.
Alex :
Christian : Rhys calm down. Have the royals polished away your gruffness?
Rhys : SAYS THE MAN WHO IS GONNA EAT BACK HIS OWN WORDS IN A NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE.
*Everyone hearing Bridget shriek again*
Rhys : That’s it I am going in.
*sees the baby’s head out between Bridget’s legs and faints*
Everyone :
Jules : *clicking a picture* OH NOW THIS IS A STORY ALRIGHT.
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Pippa Fitz-amobi and Ravi Singh, everyone.
This is quite literally the best book to tv adaptation casting. Like look at them -
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just finished the first book and this is my coping mechanism
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The funniest thing SJM ever did was make 6'3 broad shouldered, muscled god in a fae body Rowan Whitethorn shift into a tiny little White tailed Hawk.
Just imagine this huge dude shifting before your eyes into this little guy
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the best part about bloodlines by richelle mead is the way adrian can spin literally any situation to make it about dimitri and be bitchy when he's not even THERE like this boy is so petty shshhs i love it
sydney could be wearing a white blouse and adrian would be like "wow sage, that's white, and you look really good in it, which means a lot coming from me given that snow also happens to be white and there happens to be a lot of snow in russia and we all know about my horrible past involving certain malevolent russians, so"
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Me every time I finish a book:
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Morana : *looking dreamily at a wedding photo shoot* Must be nice.
Tristan :
[The next day]
Tristan : Get ready.
Morana : Why?
Tristan : For a wedding photo shoot.
Morana : *laughing* I MEANT THE WEDDING NOT THE PHOTO SHOOT-
Tristan :
Morana : *annoyed* Marry me already. Bastard… even your sister is married.
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I strongly believe that giving Selwyn Kane a hug would solve all my problems.
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