#bob koolaid

[poyobox]

*sigh* Headrush characters hcs, maybe? (Bob and Baby Diva specifically)

Sorry this took a while, tbh, I don't really think about Baby Diva as much as I probably should.

They are both 5 Small Headcanon guys so here

Bob:

My Bob is a Cat Boy, but not the kind that ends every sentence with “owo” he just happens to have cat ears and a tail.

He and Diva both play Pokemon. Bob specifically is very good at Competitive Pokemon surprisingly, though not enough to have won a World Championship in the Jackboxverse.

Bob is powered by sheer cartoon logic. Nothing he does makes sense. You're not supposed to be able to visit T-Shirt Island without an express invitation and yet Bob's there on a vacation like once a season and doesn't stop no matter how many times Tournmo kicks him out.

Because of said Cartoon Logic, Bob is nearly immortal. He is capable of dying of old age, but he can not be actively killed. No amount of falling off cliffs, being blown to smithereens, or getting hit by a falling piano will give him anything other than a Bob-shaped hole in the ground, a face full of ash, or birds swirling around him.

He and Guy are distant cousins. Despite not seeing each other often, the two treat each other like brothers. Guy is the person who got Bob the audition for YDKJ, in fact.

Baby Diva:

My Diva is a Robot, specifically one designed to basically be a sentient music player. She has a slot in her chest that opens to allow a CD to be inserted and her hands have speakers on them.

Back to Pokemon, Diva doesn't do Competitive, but she is a shiny hunter. She recently finished a Violet Shiny Badge Quest Playthrough.

Diva is a Tumblr User.

Diva is on the Jackbox Celebration Team, which means she's one of the people in charge of any celebrations involving members of the entire team; birthdays, retirements, bachelor parties, etc. She's mostly in charge of playlists.

She's in charge of the official “Jackbots ™ Discord” where all the robotic/ai Jackbox characters that aren't affiliated with Binjpipe send memes to each other. No one who isn't in the group chat understands half of the jokes they make related to the server.

#jackbox #bob koolaid #baby diva

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

long hair miko doodles

#bobs garbage #miko nakadai #tfp miko #idk what to tag this as #anyways I think she cuts her own hair #and uses koolaid to dye it #she prlly teases some of it to #she gives herself spit ends on purpose 💀

[texy-toost]

Guess who I just got my hands on? :)) I just finished gluing his fur back over the peeled patches and now I'm waiting for the paint I put over his nose and tooth to dry.

#only took a few minutes to fully 'restore' him :) #also funny tidbit: he made it all the way here to Texas in just 3 days in a cherry koolaid jammers box #Billy be travellin in style #billy bob brockali #showbiz pizza #rock afire explosion #the rockafire explosion

[pinejayy]

If request are open, I need Bob with a reader who's dumb as bricks. The type to say "What color is the Pink Panther?" type of dumb

Sorry so late I’ve been lacking motivation and been busy. I hope this is okay uwu. But honestly I love this request.

Trigger warnings: Blood. Mentions of cannibalism. Death

Bob doesn’t know how he deals with you honestly. Maybe because he loves you or not? But god he thinks you’re so fucking stupid. Like it takes him so much will power not to stab you. Or to kill you.

Honestly he gets annoyed by your questions…your stupid comments and everything. Like one time you asked him “What color is the pink panther?”

Like really! Are you kidding??? Like what color is the pink panther?! PINK PANTHER!!

He has called you hurtful names like “Stupid Girl/Boy and Dumbass.”

He gets mad very easily and mostly snaps at you.

He’s not sure if he loves you but you sure are dumb enough to love him. But he does appreciate your company. Most of the time…

Like he can feed you human meat and he says it’s “chicken” and you somewhat believe him.

I bet if he were to give you a glass of blood and says it’s koolaid you would believe him but he’s not that mean.

But as time goes by he gets used to your way of acting. He kinda enjoys your company but not to much.

But you do tend to keep your dumb questions to yourself because you know it makes him mad. And it annoys him.

But you try to be on his good side but it’s so hard. It’s not your fault that your like this. Maybe if he were to give you patience you would be good.

Then again you don’t know why you’re with him…maybe you are stupid. But something about this man matches your attention.

But one day you asked Bob one of your questions and boy he snapped. He had enough he couldn’t be around you anymore. He had enough of you.

“Do you think blind people can see in their dreams?” You asked him, tilting your head to the side.

Bob looked at you. Like really? Boy you better start running.

He’s either going to kill you or leave you. Depending on how stupid your question was.

This man has a low tolerance for everything sorry..

#bob velseb #bob velseb x reader #x reader #spooky month #headcanons

[broughtteethtoagunfight]

Rejecting the end of qsmp, here’s how it REALLY ended

Purgatory eye guy attacks the fed, a fuck ton of fed workers rebel and dip the fuck out while the higher ups (the ones forcing them to be fed workers)

Some of the fed workers (the ones who like the islanders, ex: Fred, Agent 18, Walter Bob etc.) collect everyone and their eggs and their stuff and the capybaras cuz I said so

They all leave the island together (even tho some islanders are comatose, for example Charlie and Mariana and Luzu and everyone we haven’t heard from in months, it’s ok bc they pull off a Fitpac leaving purgatory and carry them) while the eye guy murders whoever stayed with the fed (the top dogs and whichever workers that were drinking the most koolaid)

They wander from place to place for a while, everyone who was sleeping eventually waking up (maybe the feds did something to the air in quesadilla island and that’s why people would fall asleep for so long)

They put together a team of their strongest pvpers and go get Fit from 2b2t, he’s mega traumatized but hey, so is everyone, probably even more so now that they finally made it off the island and more issues are coming to light, especially since they’re all probably forced to be in closed proximity 24/7 while they travel to wherever they plan to go

For a while, there’s talk of going to Phil’s hardcore world but eventually they decide to make a brand new server, this time without any of the restrictions

Everyone moves there, save for maybe a few people who move to other places but visit often. Everyone slowly begins healing, the fed workers getting deprogrammed (leaving a cult style) it’s hard and there’s a lot of problem solving and relearning and relapsing and issues, but they get through it together, just like they did on quesadilla island (qmunnication smp lol)

The eggs eventually grow up and hatch into dragons and despite their horribly traumatic childhoods, they make into adulthood just fine

Bonus:

The dead eggs never really died, eggs have infinite lives just like players, the only difference is that if an egg dies twice the fed takes them. When all of the rebelling workers escaped they brought the dead eggs with them. Also code Flippa isn’t evil cuz I said so, they find a way to treat code infection for everyone who’s got it, so Charlie just ends up being a girl dad to three glasses wearing girls

#yeah #I’m coping man #I’m doing my best #I’ve been having a horrendous year so far and I refuse to accept a bad ending for #qsmp #sorry #this is canon #to me #forever #shush #I need this #chattering teeth 🦷

[rodeoromeo]

o k the thing is. bob dylan is That Good. to every person thats had to be mentioned as being in the shadow of bob dylan like im sorry . he really did Do That. sure he was in part raised up by other people and birthed by his era and community etc but I do just genuinely think. idk if I drank some koolaid or what but he's a fucking genius. he's a genius and artistic legend and was blessed by something by some god to come and give us music to feed people's souls. he just was . sorry if I sound like an insane youtube commenter. I think he deserves the respect he gets off of this website and I think he deserves more respect than he gets here. is the thing

#its just like. thats bob fucking dylan #dylan icon says... #op #bob dylan

[st4r-c0d3]

even MORE black mha hcs bc i am BLACK

Mina has vitiligo and her spots(?) are in fact pink

wash day for Ojiro is the fucking worst

he has to wash NOT ONLY HIS HAIR, BUT THE HAIR AT THE END OF HIS TAIL.

he PHYSICALLY cannot do it without help. so who helps? Kaminari <33

wash day in the dorms is a nightmare bc Kaminari and Jirou are running around tryna help everybody, Mina and Kiri are trying to make sure they didnt accidentally switch their shampoo due to the color in it, Midoriya has 4c hair so his takes forever to comb through, Tokoyami doesnt know how to twist it after it's washed, Bakugo has a mountain of hair and he refuses to do it without Mina's help, and Ojirou was never really taught how to properly take care of his hair so hes trying to follow along with what everyone else is doing

Mina and Ejirou grew up as family friends but kinda drifted apart in middle school so their friendship at UA is extremely important to them

Ojirou listens to some country music so he is NEVER allowed to pick the music during wash day

when Jirou was little she wanted to be a rapper so she has a few journals dedicated to the lyrics she would write

they were actually pretty good and she still adds to them consistently

Deku's mom is CONSTANTLY reposting those "Things Black People do for No Reason" videos on facebook and Katsuki makes fun of him bc he says his mom has a better sense of humor

Mina and Kyoka have matching waist beads with a shell in the very front (Mina's are pink and gold with some sprinkles of purple and Kyoka's are purple and silver with sprinkles of pink)

Bakugo makes the most GOD AWFUL koolaid known to man

nobody knows how he fucks it up that bad but he is literally banned from touching the pitcher whenever there's less than two glasses worth of juice still in it

Tokoyami has really sensitive skin so while he likes wearing his hair out and in front of his eyes, the oils tend to make his skin break out

Bakugo absolutely hates it when people see him with his bonnet on besides a very specific few

he would rather fuck up his hair entirely than sleep in the same room with someone while he has his bonnet on

Shinsou and Tokoyami are extremely close friends due to a similar upbringing with unsupportive parents

Ojiro is albino

two words for you, HEAT. DAMAGE.

Tokoyami has ALL OF IT.

whether its from blow drying his hair into a puff or ironing the shit out of it to be the emo boy Ayesha Erotica was talking about doesnt matter

bc either way his hair is begging for help bc of the heat damage and box dye

Bakugo once made a joke about how Uraraka reminds him of Cindy from The Boondocks and no one has ever recovered from it

Katsuki and Izuku used to love watching TV with Mitsuki bc she was always watching "adult cartoons" and didnt mind having them watch with her (like The Boondocks, Bobs Burgers, South Park, ect)

Kaminari has a C O L L E C T I O N of wife beaters in different colors and EVERYONE who can fit them steals them all the time (Deku, Mina, Jirou, and very rarely Tokoyami)

Hatsume almost always has her hair in faux butterfly locs

and those crochets are hanging on by a THREAD.

she will leave those mfs in until they are LITERALLY ripping out the second they snag on smth

Mina thinks its absolutely atrocious and refuses to be anywhere near her hair if she has the choice

#hehe #hcs :D #black ppl #welcoming Ojiro Shinsou and Hatsume #deku #bakugo #kaminari #jirou #mina ashido #ashido mina #katsuki bakugo #katsuki #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #kaminari denki #denki kaminari #minajirou if you squint although it can be taken platonically #bakudeku friendship #mei hatsume #hatsume mei #ojirou #ojiro #mashirao ojiro #kirishima #kirishima ejirou #ejirou kirishima #kyoka jirou #ojikami if you use a microscope

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Modern Things I Would Introduce To Each VDL Gang Member

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I had to take some people off because I couldn’t think of anything (I’m sorry please don’t come after me)

*anything you guys come up with, I’ll add to the list in red*

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Dutch Van Der Linde

-Science (Mister ‘I don’t believe in evolution’)

-Actual Philosophy

-Mangos

-Curling iron

-Classes in gender studies and critical race theory and he is to take them over and over again until they stick

-Probably the grippy sock hospital at one point

-Animal Farm by George Orwell

-The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

Hosea Matthews

-Rocky Horror Picture Show

-Dead Poets Society

-Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

-ABBA

-Bullet proof vests

-Medication for whatever is wrong with his lungs

-Hugs from me specifically

-Planners

-Brokeback Mountain

-Gang of Youths

-That dad thing where they reach back from the front seat to ask for snacks

-Coffee shops

-Used book stores

-Mr. Rogers

-My beat up dragontology book I got for Christmas when I was 10

-Sherlock Holmes (the books, but I’d tell him there’s a show and movies)

-True Crime Podcasts

Arthur Morgan

-Affection and praise without any strings attached

-Art classes

-Digital drawing/art

-Stuffed animals (the toy kind not actual stuffed animals)

-BCG vaccine

-The candle section at any store but Target specifically

-Closed terrariums to keep his flower in

-The Beatles (I feel like they would confuse him but he’d still like it)

-Bob Ross

-Zelda: Breath of the Wild

-Paleontology

-Late night car rides

-Hozier

-Doc Martens

John Marston

-Shampoo

-Monster Energy Drinks

-My Chemical Romance

-Swim Lessons

-Dr Pepper

-Converse

Charles Smith

-Minecraft bees

-Reservation Dogs

-Wood carving and glass blowing art

-Blankets with tiger stock photos on them

Javier Escuella

-Guitar Hero

-Spotify

-Electric Guitars

-Modern clothing styles

-Music career opportunities

-Pepperoni pizza flavoured Combos

-Pineapple Fanta

Lenny Summers

-Marvin Gaye

-Buzzfeed Unsolved

-Just dance

-Mario cart

-Marvel

-Root beer

-Bullet proof vests

-Those really old, cheesy western movies to laugh at

Sean Macguire

-Buzzfeed Unsolved

-Just dance

-Mountain dew

-Mario cart

-Koolaid/capri-suns

-Helmets

-LetterKenny

Jack Marston

-Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

-The How To Train Your Dragon trilogy

-The Owl House

-Crayons

-Stickers (especially scratch and sniff)

-Diary of a Wimpy Kid

-Star constellations

-Dinosaurs

-Slushies

Mary-Beth Gaskill

-Fanfiction

-Cottagecore

-True crime podcasts

-Animal Crossing

-Cardigans

-Harry Styles

-Hozier

-Titanic

Tilly Jackson

-The Jackson 5

-Fuzzy socks/socks with patterns

-Oversized hoodies

-Lemonade

Karen Jones

-Wine

-Men that’ll last longer than 5 seconds

-Reality TV

Molly O’Shea

-Mitski

-Independence

-Healthy relationship dynamics

-Soft, comfy pajamas

-Bullet proof vests

Miss Grimshaw

-Bullet proof vests

Bill Williamson

-Basic hygiene and deodorant

-A class in gender studies and critical race theory

Kieran Duffy

-Petting zoos

-Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit

-Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

-Those cheesy horse girl movies

-My Little Pony

Reverend Swanson

-An addiction support group

-Addiction treatment and recovery

-Risen by IcarusFeathers on AO3

Leopold Strauss

-Empathy

-Turtleneck sweaters

-Shark Tank

Simon Pearson

-Pirates of The Caribbean

-British Baking Show

-Hell’s Kitchen

-Betty Crocker

-Moby Dick (if he hasn’t already read it)

Josiah Trewlany

-2am Waffle House

-Harry Houdini

-Martinis

Micah Bell

-Karma :)

Everyone collectively

-Dental/basic hygiene

-Family Therapy

-Those videos they would play in school about what smoking does to your lungs

-Halloween

-RuPaul Drag Race

#can you tell who my favorite character is? #and who i don’t like very much #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #rdr2 #john marston #hosea matthews #tilly jackson #mary beth gaskill #karen jones #susan grimshaw #simon pearson #lenny summers #sean macguire #javier escuella #charles smith #jack marston

[divinemackerel]

I think cWilbur has had jewelry boxes throughout his life, and they’re always full of anything but jewelry.

When he was in L’Manberg it was a proper one, wooden and plain, the common man’s jewelry box. It was full of bits and bobs for sewing or fixing up small wounds, with the occasional koolaid packet or wax stamp thrown in. It was neat though, if you ignored the flowers Tommy left him that eventually wilted and the acorns Fundy would hide there and the sticky note reminders Eret would leave him that he would constantly forget about.

It was left somewhere legislative in L’Manburg when he was exiled, and was subsequently thrown out.

In Pogtopia, it was more box than anything, simple and shoddily crafted, but Wilbur has always been a creature of habit. He stuffed his cigarettes in there, so Tommy wouldn’t find them and throw them out. Eventually though he discovered that hiding place for Wilbur’s bad habit too.

Sometimes Wilbur would hide papers too, art or poems, shoddily spat out in moments of pure frustration. He just couldn’t bring himself to destroy them sometimes, even though on other occasions he wouldn’t hesitate to rip them apart. So, into the box they went.

When he left Pogtopia, the box stayed there, stuffed uncomfortably under his mattress in a terribly messy room.

When he was dead, Ghostbur got a musical jewelry box.

It was a gift from Eret, and a beloved one at that. It hummed a familiar tune when you cranked the lever, but Ghostbur couldn’t place it, try as he might. So he just stuffed it full of friend’s wool and dead leaves and strange heart shaped rocks he found on the beach, with the occasional sacred photo kept safe beneath it all. It was blown high on doomsday, with the rest of the library.

Wilbur, as he is now, revived, still has a jewelry box, through its as banged up as he is.

It’s a treasure from the Las Nevadas dump, scrounged out during one of Wilbur’s many escapades, though this was before he dragged Ranboo along with him.

It has a few drawers that lock, but for the most part it’s just a regular old jewelry box. Wilbur uses it as the Ranvan tip jar during the day, grubby and grimy as it is. At night its emptied of any spare change or cigarettes, aside from the still locked drawers.

Wilbur doesn’t know whats in them, and frankly he’s scared to find out, as it could break the box if he tries to brute force it, and his hands have long since become too shaky for lockpicking.

Sometimes things just aren’t meant to be known, are made to be avoided or unknowable.

Maybe Tommy will unlock it one day, after he’s gone, a fate that seems to be in the near future. Maybe he’d break it open. That seems like something Tommy might’ve done, in the past, but Wilbur isn’t sure how well he knows his brother anymore.

So for now, the jewelry box remains a tip jar, and when Wilbur is feeling particularly reckless, he licks it, and subsequently tries not to gag.

I think cWilbur has had jewelry boxes all throughout his life and brief death, because he is a creature of habit when it comes to comfort.

#wilbur soot #ramble #long post #ig? #sometimed people tag my rambles as ficlets but tbh idkhow to tag these bc genuinely i am just rambling

[gratefulfrog]

#bobby #bob weir #let’s get weir’d #wanna get weir’d #gratefuldead #grateful #dead and company #furthur #ratdog #electric koolaid acid test #acid tests #the other ones

[poyobox]

It's Guy's Birthday so I'm posting Guy art and also this Bob I drew right beside him

#jackbox #guy towers #bob koolaid

[stealing-jasons-job]

I’m very ready to see how Clarke reacts to the Bardo koolaid

They haven’t really gone into the Bardo way of life with Clarke, yet, and I think that’s on purpose. We know the koolaid they’re selling based on the training Echo/Hope/Diyoza went through and Billy Bob’s convo with Gabriel this episode. 

He believes that the downfall of humanity is love, human connection, making decisions for love over loyalty or logic or the collective good. 

Ring any bells? 

“Love is weakness.” 

The entire series has been leading to this moment, to Clarke finally fully addressing this theme. We know there’s a final test to save the human race, and we can guess that Bellamy and/or Clarke will be the one(s) to take it. 

And this idea that love is a weakness has been a lingering aspect of Clarke’s persona the entire way through. She’s seen as colder, as less devoted to Bellamy, as less emotionally-driven, as someone who values logic over love. 

While Clarke is certainly one of the most logical thinkers in the group, and while she generally uses her head to make decisions and not her heart (which typically works in favor of keeping her people alive but in opposition of her overall happiness and friendships since she’s frequently seen as the bad guy), there is a very distinct difference in the thought processes of her using her head vs Bardoans using their heads. 

For Clarke, she uses her head because of the love and devotion and human connection she feels. She makes those hard choices, often at the detriment of her own happiness, as her way of showing those around her that she loves them. While she typically problem-solves with her head rather than her emotions, she is far from unfeeling. 

And I think it’ll be interesting to see how she addresses this with Billy Bob as we get deeper into this Bardo plotline (especially once Bellamy is back and they are teaming up again). I think he’ll expect her to get it, expect her to fall in line with it because she is “the head.” 

But she’s been slowly learning throughout the series that love is not a weakness like she once thought. And she knows that the head can’t survive without the heart, just as the heart can’t survive without the head. That balance, that partnership — the head and the heart — will ultimately be what saves the human race. 

AND I AM SO FUCKING HERE FOR IT YOU GUYS.

#bellarke #the 100 spoilers #the 100 season 7 spec #love will win the final war #and clarke's not the heartless bitch some people in this fandom think she is #the head and the heart

[puthyflapps]

Don’t all of the koolaid drinkers get their sources from twitter...? LITERLLY the only account that said Arryn was abusive and not Bob was an anon account on twitter that kept changing its handle and going private to hid. It doesn’t even exist anymore. Yeah. That’s the proof they have... twitter(.)com/subtleiamnot/status/1325874199387402246?s=20

You forgot they also like to clip videos and take them out of context. They fake dms and 4hr conversations too

#ask #bellfart

[hanniiesuckle17]

Sponge bob? 💀😂 what koolaid have you been drinking ✨ - 🐺🌹

HE REMINDS ME OF SPONGEBOB OKAY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[frecklesandfanfics]

7x10

Helloooooo it’s 2:34AM on a Thursday and I’ve stayed up til the wee hours to watch this episode and bring you more thoughts no one asked for but I decided to share anyway! A lot happens this week and I am very scream-y so here we go:

Previously on The 100: The entire first half of the season

Murphy and Emori legit traumatized over this slaughter. These poor beans. 

Poor Madi’s actual nightmares have come to life. I respect that she immediately kneels but as Clarke’s child I know she sure as hell isn’t going to take this lying down.

Echo keeps bobbing her head sassily with every line and it’s a little off-putting? Seems like An Acting Choice but it’s an irritating one. 

“Get the flock out of here!” Oh my GOD Miller

“The three most dangerous women on this or any planet,” You know it bb. 

Y’all were really trying me last week with your “Echo drank the koolaid!” stuff OF COURSE SHE DIDN’T 

Murphy ROARING Madi’s name while looking for her! And hugging her so tight! And talking her through a panic attack! I am dead as a doornail folks. 

Ugh Cadogan is the literal worst. Him and his awful Jesus hair and his stupid birkenstocks

This Octavia/Clark hug is everything I’ve needed for like five seasons and I CRIED. Her implicit faith that Clarke would eventually storm the place looking for her friends--and Bellamy--that just touches my heart on a deep fucking level. 

Hope knowing who they are based on Octavia’s descriptions in amazing. We knew Octavia told Hope about Clarke but I wonder about her stories of Miller. My brother’s best friend? My most loyal soldier? OG delinquent and friend from the dropship days? Everything about this interaction is genius, and then the original kru turning away from Hope and safety to follow Octavia into clear danger is perfect.

My lord Jesus I can’t believe they took the dead and injured Sanctumites to the skeleton room.

This stupid stereotypical millennial meal that Gabriel and Cadogan are eating is so trite. Cadogan comes across as so unhinged while Gabriel is...Gabriel. (I love you. I know your death is approaching and I love you.)

Levitt still stans the delinquents even though Echo just beat the shit out of him. And Octavia walked away from him! I imagine she thinks that she can save Bardo/escape with Echo and he’ll be fine. Just heartbroken.

Hoorah, Jordan is adding something to the plot! 

Niylah’s eyebrows are out of control this episode, damn. 

What in the fleimkepa fuck is Sheidheda wearing? And his hair?! And...is that eyeliner? He manipulated Indra into single combat with barely a wiggled eyebrow and a flick of his rat-tails.

Um this fight is filmed so dizzily. Was all this shaky camerawork necessary?

MADI I LOVE YOU GIRL. You didn’t kill him but solid effort bb!

I’m here for an episode of Murphy and Emori smuggling the living Sanctumites from house to house just like in Mount Weather. Also, who would have thought King and Queen Cockroach would end up being such a team to root for! Best royals in the history of Sanctum.

I’m really hung up on Echo’s words to Clarke: “You took lives to save the people you loved. This is vengeance.” Is she absolving Clarke, to an extent? Or is it just another way for her to say that she and Clarke are not alike and so Clarke cannot/will not understand her actions?

We don’t even need to talk about Echo saying that Clarke doesn’t know what Bellamy would have wanted, right? Like, she was clearly hysterical and also has forgotten the fact that, uh, Clarke DID die, and Bellamy chose not to take vengeance. I think it’s not only perfectly clear but it’s MEANT to be perfectly clear that Echo’s idea of Bellamy is not the real Bellamy at all. 

When Hope slit Anders’s throat I think we all rejoiced.

Oof. Charmaine. When she stuck her hand under that droplet it was for all of them--Hope, Bardo, Octavia--and she did it without thinking. Just reacting. Just saving the world. I loved her. A great, layered character who in two and a half seasons, had some of the best growth and beautiful connections. The perfect depiction of “do better.” I’m wiping away tears as I try to finish this. It’s amazing how this show’s body count never diminishes the emotional impact of the individual characters’ deaths.

THAT PREVIEW THOUGH! BellamyBlakeWatch2020 has ENDED! 

In short: Sheidheda and Indra get makeovers, Murphy and Emori become leaders of a small and bedraggled nation, Clarke fails at giving one of Bellamy’s speeches, Cadogan and Gabriel have the worst working lunch ever, white men fail at translations because they forgot Korea exists, and Echo loses her shit...again. 

#the 100 spoilers #jackie's rambling again