#blorbos in high definition

[autisticbones]

speaking of shiny

#blorbos in high definition #oc: elara friss #oc: saveera #oc: aethrii #oc: danestri #oc: tevrila #oc: virinistra #oc: vedru #oc: kyelasi #oc: kestrala #q

[itsangrynar]

I'm a grown adult with emotional needs From that scene of "When a man loves (1927)"

#astarion #tavstarion #elieravenloft #BG3fanart

#bg3 #astarion #tavstarion #astarion x tav #elie ravenloft #astelie #nart #my art #angrynar #i sketch a very high speed #then when i'm fullfilled with blorbo love i tend to have an emotional crisis #and start over again #but listen tender touching is good #elie loves to listen and touch #and definitely be touched as well #IN BOTH WAYS

[inthewychelm]

wait, has anyone done eddie leaving hawkins after the events of season4, be it government pressure or just hightails it bc fuck hawkins, but like instead of going to the city(chicago or indianapolis) or out west to make it big, no he goes south, back to tennessee, he ends up making the right connections with producers and such and eventually makes it big as a musician/songwriter except the party never finds out because he's working under a pseudonym And in a totally different genre (im learning towards folk/bluegrass)

anyway this specific blorbo thought was brought to you by "who will sing for me" by the stanley brothers playing at work a lot recently

#and of course we have to have eventual steddie bc its my brain and i say so #and also im a sucker for steve reconnecting with eddie after being separated from the party #so like maybe a couple years down the line steve runs into a familiar man in the city that he maybe chases down bc theres no way #but it is eddie and they catch up and eddie confesses that he's been in the music bizz for afew years and steve asks how havent they notice #before? bc yeah the og party got into metal while in high school and maybe steve indulged dustins interest more after that spring bc part o #him was searching for eddie in the songs to get to know the man he gotten close to in a week then lost so suddenly #and maybe a small hopeful part of steve searched the metal scene bc he hoped that eddie had survived and been whisked away like hopper #so imagine his surprise to learn that not only was he right but also munson is now a country musician??? #umm im sure this could be something but im not super into rockstar/fame aus so i dont plan on writing an actual fic #but this is definitely not inspired by having to listen to country/folk songs at work that spark blorbo thoughts #stranger things brainrot #steddie songs #<im tagging that bc i unforunately forsee myself posting more music based rambles #steddie ficlet #<in the tags at least

[theoppositeofprofound]

I think I’m finally able to put into words why I hate Gil-Galad as a descendant of either Fëanor or Fingolfin (or even both). Entire pages of the early narrative are taken up by their big dick measuring contest and the narrative resolution is Finarfin getting the throne. Tolkien comes out and says “all this blood spilt, all this misery, and the best high king of the Noldor is your baby brother who stayed out of it”. Your family trees have collapsed, your deeds have turned to dust, your feuding is just a horrific historical footnote, neither of you win. The best possible thematic addendum to that is having Gil-Galad, the longest reigning High King in Exile, also be unconnected to them! He’s Orodreth’s son, he’s Lalwen’s son, he’s Finduilas, he’s just some guy. I don’t care as long as he’s so far down the line of succession as to be completely irrelevant until he drags himself into the history books. It’s what the Narrative Deserves. The righteous High King who only landed it because everyone else got killed but nevertheless had a more stable coherent reign than all his predecessors is *chefs kiss*. Ten thousand times better than Sad Murder Elf’s Secret Baby.

#the silmarillion #gil galad #I will tolerate him using fingon’s son as a flimsy backstory #everyone knows Fingon definitely didn’t have a child #but the paperwork checks out and they DO desperately need a high king #i jest a little I’ve written fingonion Gil and even enjoyed a good russingon Gil here and there #and there are some excellent weirder backstory fics #but he deserves to exist outside of maedhros’s tragedy power hour! #he actually deserves to fight Maedhros for war crimes but I’m not here to pick a fight with the blorbo division #I love the feanorians but you people make it hard sometimes they are feral cats not woobies #I’m out here trap spay and neutering Celegorm while you’re trying to domesticate him

[thefirstknife]

BEL?!???

NIGHTMARES? HAUNTING?? ROOT?!!

HHELLO NEZAREC?!?? HI HELLO HI?!?!

My best friend?? my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy, my nightmare manipulatior?!?!!

HELLO?!?!

(low key sad hes not a fair weather ally but a raid boss but hey! who knows? maybe he'll have dialogue and this is just him having a grand time and seeing if we're up to snuff? coping so hard please 🥺)

Just now saw that you also sent me this, oops. Actually a good opportunity because I re-read my other reply to an ask and thought I sounded way too convinced about stuff we know nothing about. Things are rarely super clear to the point where we can be confident about new expansion story and raid.

The point about the nightmares not being exclusively his still stands (that we know of!), but as I mentioned back then, we still don't know if the nightmares are inherently tied to Pyramids originally or if the Pyramids are making them by using a resource they acquired from someone or somewhere. That's one of the things I hope we'll find out! Because it is absolutely possible that Nezarec did originate the nightmares and then distributed the source for that power to other Pyramid ships.

Looking back at the previous ask and all of this and the insisting on the "nightmare" and "dreams" stuff (which can be seen in the soundtrack names), it might be possible that they're attempting to consolidate certain aspects of the Darkness lore. It's definitely easier to tie a few things together and give us a banger raid than to leave it open. Cleaning up loose ends and all.

NO clue how this could possibly tie into what appears to be a beam of Light and plants overtaking a Pyramid and why the nightmares would be related and why Nezarec would be there and in what form. Like, there's definitely a ton of absolutely WILD shit going down in Lightfall and predicting anything is basically impossible so pretty much any theory might be right.

For all we know, he could even be in the form of an ally due to the Light beam perhaps? What got me re-thinking things is something I've noticed in the video Bungie posted about their process of making the soundtrack no less. So, in the vidoc (0:50-0:55) I saw this bit and noticed the statue with a scythe in the right side of the screen.

It intriguied me immediately because of the scythe, but you can't see much of it so there's no point thinking about it. But in the music video today? Immediately caught my attention because they showed more of it (at 4:50):

That's a whole ass creature. It looks less like a statue also. It looks kinda like a Tormentor? But not really: it has a head. At first I didn't want to bother with it more because there's literally no way to know, but then later all this stuff with the raid was revealed and it got me thinking now. Especially with your ask!

This is also presumably the Pyramid that gets hit by the beam, since we later see the cutscene with the Witness going through plants and there's a long corridor in the background which looks like this one. We have no clue what the beam actually does, but from looking at the raid image, it very clearly is in some way overtaking the Pyramid. Which is also the vibe I'm getting from the scene itself, as the plants are bursting in:

Anyway, I am losing my mind now with overthinking every single piece of footage. I would still love something new and wild in the raid, but honestly with how this stuff is set up, even Nezarec would be new and wild. Because like, how. Is this why the Witness wanted his body parts? But then again, it didn't get them because we stole them. But then again, they're on the HELM and we're heading into battle with it, unless we secured them somewhere before.

This raid image is absolutely wild to me. Nezarec could very well be a boss or a character. At least parts of him. Don't get super excited (I'm trying to keep not too excited), but at this point I simply have no clue. Well done Bungie, you have bamboozled me. For all we know, maybe the Traveler is a raid boss at this point (that's a joke. I hope).

I'll always mention something that I never see Nezarec fans mentioning and I talked about it in this post which is also your ask and also about Nezarec (😂). That he was known to the Hive, or at least to Sylok, as Nastareth, and worshipped through pain. Just for good measure.

Anyway, be prepared to be surprised as I have genuinely no idea what might be going on here or in Lightfall in general. We're truly in the wildest territory now. Forfeiting any predictions and theories and any strong opinions about what the raid will be about. It could genuinely be anything.

#destiny 2 #destiny 2 spoilers #lightfall #lightfall spoilers #the root of nightmares raid #nezarec #ask #lore vibing #long post #the raid title reveal threw me in for a loop #like first reaction was just 'something new and light' but then the longer i sat there thinking.... hm #i am absolutely losing it #sleep deprived high speed blorbo rotation category 5 event #i definitely still think that nightmare = nezarec connection is tenuous at best. at least until we know if he originated them... #... and then gave that power to other pyramids and the witness' forces #that would pretty much be the only explanation i could think of that would tie him to nightmares AND be a pyramid power #sort of makes sense? rhulk made his upended and the worm factory and then worms were distributed to the hive from there #anyway. i am (as the kids would say) discombobulated

[strawberrycamel]

hguh <- considering making a sideblog for a one piece bending au i have 1) come up with today, 2) want to share art/fic for that i haven't even made yet, 3) keep making more and more notes for to the point my hand is having the very rare yet very annoying occurrence of Cramps, 4) been assailed with so many domestic and gag ideas and a handful of really unoriginal fight scenes, and 5) as i'm typing this i'm realizing none of these are reasons not to make a sideblog and yet i am still paralyzed by the very likely fact that i will not want to bother with this whole idea tomorrow when the coffee has finally filtered fully out of my system and will have to do the proverbial walk of shame that is deleting the sideblog i made less than 24 hours prior

#its not that deep but it IS that deep yknow what i mean #ill probably just make the blog anyway tbh and just slap some random doodles there once in a while #oh i could make it an ask blog even #hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #thoughts. thinking. pondering even #the problem is. i wanna focus on my main guy. my beloved lil blorbo. but my brain keeps drifting to canon events #and What Would Change In This AU #and its like no!!! i like doing that with other stuff but not this one!!! #just lemme focus on the funnies and the domesticity and the character dynamics!!! #im gonna lose that battle if i keep the blog long enough. i know that. its inevitable. #definitely going to be fighting it as long as possible though bc it'll just make my brain hurt thinking about it too much. #okay if the blog lasts over 24 hours (or maybe a week?? a week is probably better) and i'm not bored with it #i'll reblog this with the name of the blog #yeah. ill do that. and im not gonna force it. if it doesnt vibe i'll just leave it be. drifting in obscurity. #perfect okay #also yeah this is 100% the fault of High Tide by kurgaya; that fic gave me so many brainworms

[jabthemoth]

I'm getting a second hand Wii U

And it comes with Twilight Princess HD AND Wind Waker!

#Also has Batman Arkham something but idc. #I've never play WW so this will be Exciting #also ZANT! my blorbo. my poor little meow meow. my scrunkle. in HIGH DEFINITION #Jabberings #Legend of Zelda

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

joyce byers from stranger things is sapphic (headcanon)

#queer characters #queer #lgbt #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #queer headcanons #lgbt headcanons #wlw #sapphic #wlw characters #sapphic characters #bisexual characters #lesbian characters #joyce byers: girl kisser #she definitely prefers men #but she ABSOLUTELY kissed some girls in high school #your blorbos are queer #stranger things #joyce byers #joyce stranger things #stranger things netflix #joyce byers stranger things #winona ryder

[hazel2468]

Yeah still in Avery x Every-Canon-Character-I-Like hell.

How about... A Night on New Capenna? Gotta dress the part, you know.

#art #digital art #my art #blorbo #homemade blorbo #magic #mtg #fanwalker #i just love the idea of these two idiots being best friends #and running off to different planes #and causing havoc and chaos #Aves brings out that devious streak Jace has #and he prevents her from like yeeting herself off buildings for fun #or at least buildings that are too high that definitely should not be climbed at all under any circumstances #oc x canon

[bitegore]

Wildrider for the meme thing

ITS HIM I LOVE HIM. THE MOST GUY OF ALL TIME. look at him and tell me he wouldnt homemake explosives and then store them literally in his bed or something. the only goddamn stunticon who you can hang with and have a good time, as long as your idea of a good time includes breaking shit, lighting things on fire, and getting hammered (which is my idea of a good time. idk about the rest of yous.) he is incapable of sitting still for more than 2.5 minutes and he can and will explode your microwave by accident and then go "cool!" and do it again on purpose the minute you get it fixed and then not really get why you're so mad after your house has burned down the second time. i love him so much. hes just like me for real

#red replies #mx-plugs #blorbo bleebus ask game #i did this last night but i went to look at the version i had there and it wasnt quite right. there was more that needed to be added #i didnt even include himbo #i guess hes a little high energy for a himbo. hes like a hyperactive kitten. but hes definitely got that head empty semi decent attitude #like yeah he loves killing people and destroying things and setting off bombs but its less about the PEOPLE and more about the DESTROY #you know? #whereas for the other... three #idk breakdown isnt really included in this #for motormaster and drag strip especially but also dead end i think #its less about the destroying and more about the people

[autisticbones]

swtor update forcibly improved my graphics and i'm going feral over how shiny and pretty and detailed everything is

and that's not even new i just didn't change my graphics settings from default in any of my games until i started dragon age and my friend informed me that certain adjustments were necessary for things to function properly

#ej rambles #still mad abt quick travel having a cost associated #but damn everything's so shiny and gorgeous #blorbos in high definition

[solidwont]

I've definitely posted this sentiment before BUT being the same age as your blorbos is so insane because Mr kaladin stormblessed is out here leading people into war and becoming a magical demigod figure but he's also never heard of college. never experienced the epic highs and lows of football or whatever. I'm also 20 and depressed but hey I'm getting me my degree and this bitch can't even read.

#stormlight archive #kaladin stormblessed #adolin kholin #brandon sanderson #the stormlight archive #shallan davar #art school

[suguru-getos]

Genshin men x Sexual frustration

A/N: How our Genshin blorbos express their sexual desires, needs for us. <3 Including how they are at it, LMAOOO I am in the 5.5 hr meeting and yk now my mind’s had it cause I’m thinking about smut. 😭

Characters included: Kaveh, Ayato

Kaveh:

Our dearest, most wonderful man is quite expressive with his feelings. Whether sexual/romantic. He would nudge you gently, as soon as he has your attention he is all over you. Kissing you passionately, hands moving across your body, caressing your curves, cupping your face, squeezing your ass, massaging your titties. He is ALL OVER YOU. Almost in an overwhelming way, until you gasp & mewl out in pleasure, just as turned on as him. He has a slight tint in his cheeks with the way your half-lidded eyes look at him, his pupils humanly dilate out of absolute adoration for you. <3 Would start kissing the sweet spot of your neck and groan gently, asking you sweet questions like, “Can we take this to bed?” // “God I need you so fuckin’ bad Y/N.” etc.

Will take absolute control but he will be gentle about it, reassuring, observing your expressions, how you react to his tones. He’s probably the guy to sketch you naked after you are fucked to slumber by him. <3

He does not like teasing you, but doesn’t like being teased either. If you tease him he doesn’t mind giving you a handprint or two on your ass, kissing it better. He is the definition of a wonderful soft, pleasure dom. Likes to fuck you deeper once he tips off the edge, grinding his cock against your filled womb as he groans. “Mine- mine— all mine—” Kaveh is a possessive mf okay? Okay.

Ayato Kamisato:

This man is just— menacing with the things that he wants. He is quite territorial about it, barging into your space and whispering things like. “If you might have some time for me,” sass king 101 and would edge you for hours when you try to tease him especially when he has all this pent up desires inside of him. Won’t let you cum until you are a babbling mess, arched back and whines escaping you begging him to let you tip off the edge.

Ayato would tend to you after, once you ride on the blissful high of several orgasms as he thrusts his load deeper inside you, his words hinting the slightest of breeding kink he harbors. “You will look so good— all pregnant and full-” as he peppers kisses across your face tenderly.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin smut #genshin thirst #ayato kamisato #ayato smut #ayato thirst #kaveh #kaveh smut #kaveh thirst #kaveh x reader #ayato x reader

[centrally-unplanned]

Adam Tooze giving some pitch-perfect pornography targeted at me specifically with Israel's "Gaza 2035: A three-step master plan to build what they call the Gaza-Arish-Sderot Free Trade Zone", capped with an AI generated Gaza-Dubai:

I'm in love, this is so glorious. "The world if Israel could play around with Gaza like a little set of Legos" tell me this is not identical energy:

Except its not a shitpost its an actual report from the Office of the Prime Minister. And folks we have got it all! The most convoluted administration system you could possibly imagine for no reason:

The new free trade zone would be administered by Israel, Egypt, and what the Israeli Prime Minister calls the Gaza Rehabilitation Authority (GRA)—a proposed Palestinian-run agency that would oversee reconstruction in Gaza and “manage the Strip’s finances.”

A cutesy little minimalist graphic of all the brand new industries that will magically become globally competitive in export markets because Israel says so:

The beach resorts are in my beloved!! But what are the little factories you ask? Oh nothing, just electric car production facilities!

Remember, before building your first factory, you need 18 Burj Khalifas. We economists call this "infrastructure development", take notes.

It will have high-speed rail through its center, oil projects on the coast, and of course, I'm saving the best for last - a rail project to NEOM:

 🥳The 🥳Line 🥳Mentioned 🥳

The legend on the map literally just says "a mega project" like, oh yeah, one of those! See em all the time.

Now, you might be asking - Ash, if this is your goal wouldn't you have not destroyed every square inch of habitable urban infrastructure in Gaza and shredded their economy into scraps of paper soaked in blood if your plan was to Singapore-on-the-Sea the place? You sweet summer child, those apartments? They are apartments of the past, darling, you don't need organically developed urban ecologies built over time to compliment human habitation. That is for fucking libs. All of this "war" thing was just set-up to create a blank slate for the construction of The Line 2: Its Definitely Real This Time!

I am going to murder James C Scott myself just so I can hover this plan over his corpse and watch the sheer hubris of this monument to the state's desire for legibility and technocratic solutionism resurrect him from the goddamn grave.

"Well....at least after all this they would have to recognize Palestine as a stat-" Woah woah woah woah, hold on:

The final stage would be when Palestine signs the Abraham Accords signaling “Palestinian self-rule,” albeit without statehood

Lets not...lets not get overambitious here. Baby steps, you know? We have to be careful.

Anyway this is the most ludicrously ill-considered and ill-presented reconstruction plan I have ever seen in my life and I shudder to think that, instead of it being an off-hand drip of propaganda intended solely to brush off nosey reporters and diplomats, it might actually be serious. Bibi hasn't let me down yet on the "thinking things through" front!

But tbc if this was fiction - instead of a ruthlessly grim reality - the Regional Deputy Minister of Trade charged with implementing this technocratic abortion would be my precious little blorbo and I would stan her to hell and back.

#i/p conflict #technocracy '''''fanblog'''''

[modernsuperhero]

Who are these fun characters and why are they taking over my dash? /pos /please tell me abt your blorbos

i'm assuming you mean these little guys:

These guys are my newest silliest dudes from the webcomic School Bus Graveyard! It's free to read on webtoons here and is currently in talks to get a TV adaptation soon so now is 1000% the time to be getting into it!! It's basically a supernatural mystery about six high school freshmen from Georgia who go on a field trip and end up sucked into a demon dimension every time it hits midnight! It's super cool - the pacing is very good imo, a good balance of the Main Plot (oh no we need to survive the Demon Dimension again, also Why Are We In A Demon Dimension) with character development and backstory stuff!

The characters are badass but in a way I feel is very realistic? Like, not just "oh i'm the protagonist suddenly i know how to judo flip armies the moment i'm in danger" but more like "i'm going to train for months in self defense classes to build up some basic muscles" kinda way. The characters themselves are also pretty well fleshed out - they're not just the typical archetypes. Like, the "weak bullied nerd kid" isn't JUST a weak bullied nerd kid, he has well developed motivations and backstory and simultaneously realistic and satisfying character growth.

There are implied potential/future romances but it is so NOT the core point of the story, so whether or not that's your thing you can either ignore it or get excited about it in equal measure. The characters also aren't just edgy and gritty "we must deal with this alone... augh misery woe is us..." they actively do what they can to use all the resources available to them (including trying to get help from their parents, which is an ick for me in other media when the kid protagonists just refuse to ask for help? or assume they can't without trying? anyway).

I would say to be careful about any warnings at the beginning of specific chapters, because some can get quite violent.

The six main characters, without giving to many spoilers, are as follows under the cut (cuz this got long):

The protagonist Ashlyn, an asocial ballerina with her loving ex-military parents, who has a condition that gives her incredibly sensitive/enhanced hearing (she ends up using this to help detect the monsters after them, since they're otherwise silent to the other protagonists!)

Aiden, a creepily-smiley ex-homeschooled rich kid who has no concept of social convention or personal space. Has forcibly chosen Ashlyn to be his friend during his first year in school against her will and ends up accidentally setting off the chain of events leading to the Plot. (I love him. He definitely has Every Mental Illness <3)

Ben, Aiden's incredibly physically intimidating cousin, who is mute and so, so sweet and gentle and follows Aiden like his shadow, in part to take care of him when Aiden's antics get him injured and in part because Ben's muteness makes it incredibly difficult for people to understand him. Aiden, however, can understand his nonverbal communications with ease

Taylor, a friendly girl's girl who tries (often in vain) to befriend Ashlyn. Is also a talented mechanic who ends up putting googly eyes on her weapon once they end up in the Demon Dimension. She's the most Emotionally Aware Person Here but also she's like, 15, so, the bar is on the floor

Tyler, Taylor's twin brother, a somewhat aggressive and rude baseball jock who mostly Minds His Own Damn Business aside from his clinginess to Taylor. In fact they wear matching outfits in almost every episode of the comic it's so funny and cute. Is often found fighting bullies to defend their victims so i forgive him for all his own asshole crimes he's just a dude. he's one of my little guys

Logan, who is canonically compared to a puppy. Shy, intelligent, and incredibly empathetic! My partner's favorite character who has one of the best character arcs so far imo. Likes photography, astrology, and gardening. I think they should give him more guns, as a treat. He can never have enough

anyways thank you for the ask! overall i highly recommend - it's still ongoing, we're currently in the middle of season two!! the mystery is unfolding, there's funny and sweet moments along with the intense ones, and i am INVESTED. :DDDDDD

#school bus graveyard #ashlyn banner #aiden clark #ben clark #taylor hernandez #tyler hernandez #logan fields

[trashmammal69]

Call me crazy and biased (I am) but I truly believe Revali is the best zelda character. Whether you love or detest him, everybody has a strong opinion about Revali, and this impact has granted him such a high status in my eyes.

Again, I'm definitely biased, but I feel like those who love Revali absolutely adore him, to the point I feel he's the champion I see the most content about now. He has fewer fans than other zelda characters due to his rough exterior, but the few who come to appreciate his character tend to emphatically relate to him, and usually stick around longer, granting him a sense of longevity.

All this to say that I just think it's cool that while this character may not be the most popular, he's had the impact to continue rotating in our brains since 2017. I know I will continue to spin him around there for years to come, as I'm certain all that have stuck around this long will, too. Our most favorite blorbo.

#revali #botw #my dumb 3am blorbo rambling cuz i have nothing better to do #(lie) #this is just more fun