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A little walk in the heights

un pequeño paseo en las alturas

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this is for a part-time job as a barista

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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

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Ohhh pleaseeee tell us about the scarred mans backstoryyyy!! do tell us if we need tissues though i cry very easily-

scar wandered the forests of the north after being raised by wolves and the druids there. the forest spirits taught him to harness and utilize the magic of nature itself. he's after the people who burned down his home in the woods and won't rest until he's found them- wait

wait no. he's from a noble family in a big coastal city, and after being told he was to marry the heir of another family without having met them even once, he escaped on a merchant ship never to be seen again- hold on. no no that's. that's not right

let me think. he's spent his whole life with a group of traveling bards who have taught him everything he knows. they were accused of a crime they didn't commit, and with the help of his friends he was smuggled out of jail. now he will stop at nothing to make sure they walk free as well- no, no no no

all of these stories and more have been told at some point. but. which, if any of them, is actually true?

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@plumadot ’s dnd au is very cool and i very much enjoy the designs,,,, couldn’t stop my hand from drawing this little guy <3

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[Treebark Week] Day 7 - Blood/Sweat/Tears

Background below cut!

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Grian will learn calculus

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frickin

a hermit cooking for another hermit

love languge food or smth

i just woke up

scar brought some cookies for grian to try :3

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Put That Guy in a SituationTM Ask Game/Prompt!

For when you want to put your favorite little guy (gender neutral) in a fanfic-type Situation. Send in a fandom, character(s), and/or relationship/ship as well as a number (or a few!) Feel free to use for fanfic, art, or whatever you choose!

Touch starved/cuddle curse

Time loop

Misunderstandings

Mind meld/telepathy/mind reading

Amnesia

Reverse amnesia (everyone else has no memory/recognition of your character)

Trapped in a room/closet/elevator

“Who did this to you?”

Sleep deprivation

Framed for a crime they didn’t commit

Hiding from pursuers

Turned invisible

Drunken/drugged/sleepy confessions

Role swap

Soulmates

Meeting past/future self

Tending to an injury/wound/illness

Possession/Mind control 

De-aged

Personality swap

Fear poison/gas

Truth or dare/party games

Loss of powers/abilities/skills

Showing up injured at their friend/mentor’s house

Showing up injured at their enemy’s house

Group project/team effort

Demon summoning

Curse of obedience/can’t disobey a direct order (the “Ella Enchanted”)

Time jumping/time travel/fix-it

Only one bed

Cursed/turned into an animal

Body swap

Reincarnation 

Love spell/curse/potion

Hatred spell/curse/potion

Avalanche/huddle for warmth

Secret relationship

Multiverse/meeting alternate version of self

Avoiding a conversation

Identity reveal/major secret revealed

Panic attacks

True love’s kiss/breaking a curse

Fake dating 

Arranged marriage

Realization of feelings at the Worst Possible Moment

Confessions during an argument

Sickfic/caretaking

Enemy caretaker

Self-sacrificial

Meet cute

Meet ugly/awkward first meetings

Fake death/presumed dead

Wings/supernatural body features

Kidnapping

Mutual Pining (+ Oblivious)

Mutual platonic/familial yearning

Accidental hand-holding

Crying

Lying curse/forced to lie about something

Truth Serum/spell

#OOO i might use this..

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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say

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we are in dire need of some new media trend. we've done pirates, we've done cowboys; we've gone through two whole zombie revivals. aliens and space themes have basically been a constant since at least the 1950s, as have robots and evil AIs. we went pretty heavy on vampires for a while. we've also done dinosaurs, ninjas, musicals, wizards, sea creatures, ancient rome, ancient egypt, middle ages out the wazoo, entirely too much world war II, we're currently overdosing on our superhero phase, we've done monsters (misunderstood), monsters (radioactive), fake guy in the real world, real guy travels to fake world, caves & mining, vikings, what if you were really small, genre parody as a genre, sand, New York, time travel, something racist goes down in the jungle, neurodivergent detective, buddy cops, crooked cops, gangsters, bank heists in particular, kid has powers, revolt against the corporate world, portals, social insects, dragons, the British, global apocalypse, martial arts, roadtrip as self-discovery, Jesus, clones, clowns, babysitting goes wrong, demonic possession, ghosts of all kinds, talking animals, fucking with the stock market, restaurant ownership, dwarves, planes, and spies. where do we go from here. what's our next big thing

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Real ones know I've been working on my own little fantasy school original story for years. Realer ones know i haven't opened the document in months. Anyway I'm working on it again

#perhaps actual writing will be done. who's to say

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POV: The Magnus Archives season one

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POV: The Magnus Archives season one

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i think we should all be nicer to jimmy

No

Anvil him