here’s part 1 of “chandler thinks way too much about lab rats”
these are questions i have, some of which i will be asking them when i shift there
- don’t they bleed when the chips go in their neck?
- does chase get a headache when he uses his bionic eye?
- so they can never go on vacation because of their capsules?
- so they can shower, but can they go in a hot tub?
- or really any body of water besides a shower
- does chase know about shifting? i think he does as he was reading about quantum physics in ‘the attack episode,’ which has to do with shifting
- how were the lab rats created? were they born like do they have a mom? were they literally invented? was it like a terry ives thing with jane/011 and papa? if it’s the last thing, that’s f*cked up, but i doubt it
- if they have never been upstairs, let alone OUTSIDE until the first episode, wouldn’t they all have gotten some sort of cold since they’re being exposed to… everything?
- chase should be able to speak every single language and play every instrument… but he doesn’t know wtf a shapeshifter is
- did they ever like graduate high school?
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🏴☠️ black sails FMK battle 🏴☠️
hi for the love of god hello! in this black sails bracket battle, we will be selecting which characters we want to FUCK, MARRY, and KILL — in that order
ROUND 1: FUCK – needs no explanation. who do you think would be a better lover?
ROUND 2: MARRY – would who would you want to come home to? will you fight in the name of domesticity for them?
ROUND 3: KILL – you have fucked & married them, so now you get to live through the cycle of tragedy.
ROUND 4: a secret fourth thing, which shall be revealed later
all polls are scheduled to be posted at 12PM EST / 9AM PST
links to the polls, once live, will be under the cut. all posts related will be tagged as #bsfmk poll
FLINT vs. CAPT. NAFT
DUFRENSE vs. JULIUS
JACK RACKHAM vs. WOODES ROGERS
DOOLEY vs. ANNE BONNY
BILLY vs. BEN GUNN
MULDOON vs. THOMAS HAMILTON
EDWARD TEACH vs. MR. DE GROOT
MARK READ vs. MADI
MAX vs. CHARLOTTE
CAPT. HORNIGOLD vs. MR. GATES
PETER ASHE vs. MR. FEATHERSTONE
MRS. HUDSON vs. MIRANDA
CHARLES VANE vs. ISRAEL HANDS
MARION GUTHRIE vs. ELEANOR GUTHRIE
JOJI vs. IDELLE
RANDALL vs. JOHN SILVER
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a comprehensive list of songs and lyrics that remind me of hawkeye pierce ( either about him / his perspective ) ( will be updated )
angst / sad
— johnny cash , hurt — “ what have i become / my sweetest friend / everyone i know / goes away in the end “
— jason isbell , white elephant — “ there’s one thing that’s real clear to me / no one dies with dignity / we just try to ignore the elephants of now “
— todd snider , too soon to tell — “ and dear lord if you’re up there / you sure got some nerve / seems like even the wicked / they get worse than they deserve “
— warren zevon , hasten down the wind — “ she’s so many women / he can’t find the one who was his friend / so he’s hangin’ on to half her heart / he can’t have the restless part / so he tells her to hasten down the wind “
— boy genius , afraid of heights — “ when the black water ate you up / like a sugar cube in a teacup / i got the point you were making / when i held my breath ‘ till you came up “
— surf curse , freaks — “ i am just a freak / my head is filled with parasites / i dream of you almost every night / hopefully i won’t wake up this time “
— dandelion hands , i could have sworn you were dead — “ i could have sworn you were dead / but i saw you in a dream last night / there were flowers growing out of your head / and it made me smile “
— todd snider , carla — “ leaving me was one thing carla / why’d you have to leave so slow / i didn’t mind you walking away / what hurt was how you walked so slow “
— willie nelson , angel flying too close to the ground — “ and i patched up your broken wing / and hung around awhile / trying to keep your spirits up / and your fever down “
fun
— bruce springsteen , born to run — “ together wendy we can live with the sadness / i’ll love you with all of the madness in my soul “
— todd snider , ballad of the devil’s backbone tavern — “ life’s too short to hurry / life’s too long to wait / too short not to love everybody / life’s too long to hate “
— hozier , someone new — “ i fall in love just a little oh , little bit / every day with someone new “
— mgmt , me and michael — “ in every scene , it’s me and michael / imaginary bombs raining down from the clouds / so it seems / the danger will never let the feelings die “
— billy joel , only the good die young — “ we might be laughing a bit too loud / oh , but that never hurt no one “
— alanis morissette , hand in my pocket — “ i’m sad , but i’m laughing / i’m brave , but i’m chicken shit / i’m sick , but i’m pretty , baby “
— aha , take on me — “ take on me ( take on me ) / take me on ( take on me ) / i’ll be gone / in a day or two “
— crosby , stills , & nash , love the one you’re with — “ well there’s a rose / in the fisted glove / and eagle flies / with the dove / and if you can’t be / with the one you love / honey , love the one you’re with “
love songs
— r.e.m , at my most beautiful — “ i found a way to make you / i found a way / a way to make you smile “
— john prine , iris dement , in spite of ourselves — “ in spite of ourselves / we’ll end up sitting on a rainbow / against all odds / honey , we’re the front door prize “
— arctic monkeys , baby i’m yours — “ baby i’m yours ( baby i’m yours ) / and i’ll be yours / until two and two is three “
—the cults , always forever — “ you and me / always forever “
— coldplay , sparks — “ and i know i was wrong / but i won’t let you down / oh , yeah , yeah , yeah i will / yes i will “
old songs
— etta james , one for my baby — “ i could tell you a lot / but i know you got to remain / true to your code / just make it one for my baby / and one more for the road “
— elvis presley , love me — “ treat me like a fool / treat me mean and cruel / but love me “
— frank sinatra , i get a kick out of you — “ some , they go for cocaine / i’m sure that if i took even one sniff / that would bore me terrifically , too / but i get a kick out of you “
— dooley wilson , as time goes by — “ you must remember this / a kiss is just a kiss / a sigh is just a sigh / the fundamental things apply / as time goes by “
— frank sinatra , in the wee small hours of the morning — “ when your lonely heart has learned its lesson / you’d be her’s , if only she would call / in the wee small hours in the morning / that’s the time you miss her most of all “
i have no explanation for these i honestly can just imagine him liking them . or singing them . obnoxiously .
— the gourds , fossil contender — “ well , how would you feel / if i dug up your head ? / well i wouldn’t want to be answerin’ any of your / loaded questions , no “
— counting crows , mr . jones and me — “ mr . jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky / when everybody loves you / oh son , that’s just about as funky as you can be “
— don mclean , vincent — “ and when no hope was left inside on that starry , starry night / you took your life , as lovers often do / but i could have told you , vincent / that this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you “
— warren zevon , werewolves of london — “ you hear them howlin’ around your kitchen door / better not let ‘em in / little old lady got mutilated late last night / werewolves of london again “
— queen , bohemian rhapsody — “ mama , ooh / i don’t wanna die / sometimes wish i’d never been born at all “ ( i’m sorry but you guys know he’d fucking love this song . idk what to tell you . )
— weezer , buddy holly — “ whoo - wee i look just like buddy holly / oh , oh and you’re mary tyler moore “ ( sorry . again . but we know it’s true )
unfortunately i am under the opinion that hawkeye would know all of the pitch perfect songs . there is nothing you can do to sway me from this opinion .
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