#big pissers

[witchhatgnat]

my favorite thing about Remap Radio (formerly hit podcast Waypoint Radio) is their livestream beverage game. Rob just pulled out a whole mason jar filled with prosecco while Natalie held a Grimace shake up to the camera before proceeding to read the advertising off the side. truly unparalleled big sippers

#waypoint #waypoint radio #remap radio #big sippers #big pissers

[capnhanbers]

Undyne: WHO THINKS I CAN FIT 15 MARSHMALLOWS IN MY MOUTH!?

Toriel: You're an idiot for doing that.

Anaya and Sans: And a C O W A R D! DO TWENTY!

Em: *tears streaming down her face as she, horrifically, manages to get 21*

#they are the big pissers of the cast huh #joat talks #answers

[3knecrotic]

Being a woman should be about embracing femininity, not the complete rejection of masculinity all together .

#dk speaks #vent #i just watched this poor dude get harassed at a womens day march. getting grabbed tugged at and hit #they pushed his bike over wouldn't let him get to it and spray painted on it In Front of him as they dragged him away from the motorcycle :( #the spray paint was an obnoxious green too >:/ #like bruh. leave him alone this is doing too much #the hate all men movement makes me really sad due to the violence it tends to trigger out of women who are misguided and hurt by our systems #girl please #that man drinking a coffee is not your enemy. the president is. lawmakers are. the pissers on the poor if you will. #not mike sipping on his machiatto in the corner of the Cafe! not him! #but The System Itself. #it hurts when people get misled into targeting the wrong bad meanwhile the Actual big bad is Banking on us turning on each other- #-in the confusion. the goverment has notoriously been against Togetherness and targeted those who Preach togetherness #people who's words are lost to sand and time by needless infighting and violence

[batsghoulsandghosties]

I think I need to get my prostate checked

#hashtag real big pisser #bat gab

[crevicedwelling]

so... isopods are crustaceans, so if you had like, enough of the meat, would it taste like shrimps or lobster or crab or whatever? or just like bugs?

“bugs” is a lot of things. the taste of bugs varies. this is akin to saying a plant “tastes like leaves”

if “enough of the meat” means a really big isopod, Bathynomus giant isopods are occasionally eaten and supposedly do taste like other large crustaceans. if it means a bucketful of smaller normal-sized land isopods, I can’t imagine they would taste like much. isopods have more shell and stomach contents (soil) than meat, so most of the meal would be isopod poop and calcium carbonate. one redditor seems to have fried and eaten Porcellio hoffmanseggi and found them to be like crispy shrimp but I’m hesitant to offer more than a sample size of 1.

do also note that dead isopods spoil in a matter of minutes and quickly take on an ammoniac stench. I assume this is why some languages refer to them as “bed-pissers” (Dutch pissebedden).

[ratchetsfataft]

Repost cause i put sink pisser rodimus twice

I'LL DO A BIG PIECE EVENTUALLY these are from a stream i did in a discord server

#digital art #transformers fanart #tf mtmte #mtmte #transformers #maccadam #starscream #rodimus mtmte #rodimus #ultra magnus #transformers bayverse #breakdown #breakdown tfp #knockout #knockout tfp #boys kissing #sink pisser rodimus

[jennay]

Livestream

Noah Sebastian x Reader

Request: would love a fluffy best friends that totally have loved each other but are scared to admit, maybe do something like if he still streamed. I wish he still did occasionally. 😭♥️♥️

An: this had a little more angst then what I originally planned. Lol but I hope you all enjoy it! I'm living for the Noah requests. 🥰

Also as you can tell I know nothing about twitch. 😂

Noah master list

Warnings: cursing and angst…mostly fluff.

Words: about 2600

You perk up as you hear the door open and close, breaking the silence of the empty bar. You've been waiting for some customers to show up, hoping to make some decent tips today. You smile as you recognize the familiar faces of Noah and Nicholas.

You grab two glasses and greet them warmly. "My favorite customers! What can I get you?" You ask.

Nicholas hops on the stool next to Noah and scans the deserted place. "How's it going?" He says. "Where's the party at?"

You shrug and hand him a beer. "Covid, Nick… it's hard to get people out these days."

You glance at Noah, who is browsing the canned drinks. His long, dark hair frames his handsome face. You can't help but admire how cute he is, even though you would never tell him that. You and Noah have a platonic friendship, but it's not like any other. You have feelings for him, but you don't want to ruin what you have. You enjoy spending time with him, watching movies, playing games, and teasing him on his live streams. He took a while to figure out that you were the one leaving funny comments on his videos. He cracked up when he realized it was you, especially when you were doing it from his own bedroom.

Sometimes, you would catch him looking puzzled at the screen, wondering who was messing with him. "Who the fuck is this?" He would say, reading one of your messages. "They think they're hilarious."

"Hi sunshine, what are you in the mood for? Beer, white claw, mix drink?"

Noah tucks his hair behind his ears and points at a blackberry-white claw. "That sounds good. Can I have one of those?"

You nod and grab the can from the cooler. You pop it open and slide it over to him.

Conversing with them as you lean on the counter. "So, what's up with you guys today? Any big plans for the night?" You ask.

Noah sighs and takes a sip of his drink. "We just needed a break from the house. It's driving me crazy being stuck in there all the time." He says. "And we wanted to see our favorite bartender, of course!"

"I thought you were working on the album?"

Nicholas nods and rolls his eyes. "Yeah, but then Jolly got into an argument with Noah. We had to pause."

You laugh and raise your eyebrow. You're not surprised that Noah was the problem. He may seem calm and quiet, but he's also a perfectionist who wants to do everything over and over again.

"Noah." You scold. "You're such a drama queen!"

He puts his drink down and leans forward, clasping his hands together as if he's about to confess something. But instead, he whispers, "Fuck off."

You giggle at his remark, rolling your eyes at him. "You're a man-child."

"And you love it." He teases. "Are you coming over after your shift?"

"Maybe."

Nicholas laughs as he watches you lean closer to Noah, pretending to be angry at him. You narrow your eyes and say, "I don't even like you."

Noah gasps and clutches his chest, acting hurt. "Fucking liar!" He exclaims. "You adore me!"

You lean back, crossing your arms over your chest. "What's in it for me?"

Nicholas stands, sneering, tired of the bickering between you and Noah, "I'm gonna use the pisser. Watch my drink, make sure Noah doesn't drug me."

"So," Noah says, smacking his hands on the counter jokingly, "Are you going to?" He asks eagerly, flashing his perfect white teeth in a hopeful smile. He leans closer to you, his dark eyes sparkling with mischief.

"I can't." You bite your bottom lip. "Why do you want me to come over so bad anyway? That's the second time you've asked."

"Nothing." He laughs, "Sometimes I like your company when I stream. The crowd that gets on likes you."

"Probably because I'm amazing." You joke.

Noah takes a sip of his drink, watching you intently as you pick up some glasses to clean.

He sets his can down, "Probably." He agrees quietly but with a hint of seriousness in his tone.

"Hmm?" You question, not hearing him.

"Oh, I just said unlikely." He lies, smirking at you.

You set the glass down and glare at him, "Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. You're pretty mean." You know Noah is teasing you, but sometimes you wonder if that's what he really thinks of you.

"You're sensitive as fuck today." His brow raises, but he doesn't ask why you might be feeling that way.

"Maybe you're being an asshole?"

When Nicholas arrives back at the bar, he can sense the tension between you. "What'd you pick a fight with (y/n) too?" His brown eyes look from you to Noah and to his drink. He quickly drinks the rest of it, glaring at Noah for whatever he did to annoy you. "C'mon. Don't be a dick. Let's get out of here." He flashes you a quick smile. "See ya later, (y/n)."

Noah smiles at you again, "Come over!" He doesn't wait for you to respond. He leaves you behind, waving as he exits.

You didn't go to Noah's house after work. Instead, you went home, made dinner, and cozied on the couch to watch a movie with your dog. You didn't bother texting him; his words had stung. You'd been a loyal friend to him for years, but he didn't seem to appreciate it.

Sometimes, it felt like you were a burden to him or a toy for his amusement. He treated you differently when his friends were around.

When you were alone, however, it was a different story. He was sweet and kind; Noah showered you affectionately, making your heart flutter. But as soon as one of his buddies showed up, he changed. He teased you mercilessly and acted like you were one of the guys. You hated it; you weren't one of the guys. You were a girl who had feelings for him.

Feelings that you wished would disappear, but they didn't. They clung to you like a shadow, haunting you every day. You hoped that maybe one day he would see you as more than a friend, but right now wasn't the right time.

You were just (y/n), his best friend who secretly loved him but would die before admitting it.

An idea clicked in your head; you knew he was streaming tonight. You run to your room, get your laptop, and plop back on the couch, ensuring not to squish your golden retriever, whose mighty perked up over your quick actions.

You're feeling mischievous today. You log into Twitch with a different username and no camera, ready to mess with Noah.

You find his invite and click on it, eager to see his reaction. He's live, looking handsome as ever in his glasses, sweater, and cat ear headphones. His long hair falls over his shoulders as he reads the chat. You pause for a moment, wondering if this is a good idea. But curiosity gets the better of you. You want to know what he says when he thinks you're not listening.

He answers a question from a fan, "Where's (Y/n)?" He shrugs and sips his drink, "I don't know. I think I pissed her off, so she's not joining me tonight. Maybe she'll show up later." He adjusts his glasses and reads another question, "I had a surprise for you guys tonight, but (Y/n) 's not here so no surprise."

You raise an eyebrow and type a question, "Maybe you should be nicer to her." You hit enter and bite your lip, waiting for him to notice. His eyes widen as he reads your message.

"Nicer to her!?" He exclaims, incredulous. "I'm always nice to her. She's one of my best friends." He looks at your username and frowns, "Who are you anyway?"

You smirk and reply, "You weren't very nice at the bar today."

He grins, realizing it's you, "Why are you hiding behind a fake account?"

You mute the movie playing in the background of your living room, amused by his reaction. You decide to play along. "I didn't know how mean I wanted to be. Maybe treat you how you treat me sometimes."

"You didn't even listen to what I said!" He rolls his eyes and laughs sarcastically, "If you're going to do this, you might as well show your pretty face." He challenges you. He glances at his follower count, which is rising rapidly. People love drama, and he knows it. He usually doesn't get this personal on a livestream, but he has some things he wants to say. "Besides, you started it when you said you didn't even like me!"

You scowl at the screen, annoyed by his words. How dare he act innocent? "I have to keep up with your assholeness!" You type back.

He shakes his head and sends you a link to join him on the stream. "You're not fooling anyone anymore. Just join me already."

You sigh, feeling the pressure. You switch to your main account and click the link he sent you. You allow your camera to turn on, and soon enough, your face appears next to his on the screen.

"Happy now?" You ask with more attitude than you intended.

He nods, smiling at the screen. "There you are."

You lean forward, resting your chin on your hands, "What do you want Noah? I don't really feel like talking to you right now."

He looks at you seriously, "Well, I wanted to talk to you about something important. Something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time."

You raise an eyebrow, curious and suspicious. "What?"

He takes a deep breath and says, "I don't want to be your friend anymore." He pauses, feeling nervous.

You instantly feel a gut-wrenching sickness in your stomach, "Fuck you!"

"Wait! Let me finish!" He quickly says. "I like you more than a friend. I've liked you since the day we met, and I've been trying to show you how I feel, but I guess I'm not very good at it and I get scared and I fuck up and then I tease you thinking it's flirting, but it's not working cause it's been four years, and you still haven't caught on, and I'm sorry if I ever hurt you or made you angry. That's never my intention. I just wanted to make you laugh and smile and be happy. I haven't said it directly because I was afraid to lose you, but now I feel like I'm losing you because I won't fucking say it."

You blink, stunned by his words. You don't know what to say or how to react. You look at the chat, which is going wild with comments and emojis. Some are cheering for him, teasing him, and shipping you two.

You realize that he just confessed his feelings for you to thousands of people. You look back at him, searching his eyes for any sign of a joke or a prank. But he seems sincere and nervous, waiting for your response.

You feel your heart beating faster and your face heating up. You wonder if he can hear it through the microphone. You open your mouth, but no words come out. You're speechless.

"God, dammit, Noah. I'm facetiming you. Get off your live."

You're nervous and excited as you sit beside Noah on his Twitch stream. It's been a week since he confessed his feelings for you. You've decided to go public with your relationship, and you're ready to face his fans' reactions.

You sway back and forth in your chair, waiting for the screen to load. Noah rests his hand on your leg, giving you a gentle squeeze. "You OK?" He asks, looking at you with concern.

You nod your head, smiling at him. "Yeah. I'm good. Are you sure you want to tell everyone now?" You ask, feeling a bit nervous.

He nods, grinning at you. "It's been a week. I think they've waited long enough." He says, referring to the cliffhanger he left on his last stream.

He pulls you closer to him and kisses your cheek. You giggle and lean on his shoulder, feeling his warmth and heartbeat.

The computer dings, and the chat has started. You pull your head back from Noah's tattooed arm and sit straight, ready to face the camera. Hundreds of messages pop up on the screen, asking about you and Noah, wondering if you're together or not.

Noah looks at you with a reassuring smile and wraps his arm around your waist. He leans in and whispers in your ear, "Ready to do this, babe?" He calls you by the nickname he gave you when you started dating. You feel affection for him and nod, blushing. He kisses your forehead and turns to the camera, greeting his fans.

"Hey guys, welcome! I hope you're all doing well. As you can see, I have a special guest with me today." He says, gesturing to you. "My now girlfriend." He announces proudly, making your heart skip a beat. He looks at you with love in his eyes and smiles. "Say hi, babe."

You wave at the camera and say hi, feeling shy but happy. You see the chat explode with comments, some congratulating you two, some expressing shock or disbelief, some asking questions or making jokes.

You feel overwhelmed by the attention, but Noah holds you tight and makes you feel safe. He answers some of the questions from the fans, what he likes about you, what you love about him.

Noah tells them about the surprise he had planned for them on the night he confessed his feelings for you: He was going to sing a song for you on the stream, which he wrote for you. He says he still wants to do it if you don't mind.

You nod, feeling touched by his gesture. He smiles and kisses your nose, making you giggle. He grabs his guitar from behind him and strums a few chords.

Clearing his throat, he starts singing about how much you mean to him and how happy you make him. Some other sappy things that you weren't expecting from him.

He looks at you as he sings, making eye contact every few seconds. You feel tears as you listen to his beautiful voice and heartfelt lyrics.

You smile and mouth, "I love you."

He smiles back and mouths, "I love you too." He finishes the song and puts down his guitar. He wraps his arms around you and hugs you tightly, kissing your cheek. He turns to the camera and says goodbye to his fans, thanking them for their support and kind words.

He says he'll see them next time, but he wants to spend some time with his girlfriend. Noah winks at the camera and ends the stream.

He turns off the computer and looks at you with a sweet expression. "How was that?"

"That was amazing." You say sincerely, holding your hands to your heart nearly melting.

"I'm glad you liked it."

You snuggle into his chest and sigh contentedly, throwing your legs over his lap. You gently grab the sides of his face and kiss him, feeling like you're living your best dream. "It was perfect."

#noahsebastian #noah sebastian bad omens #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian #noah sebastian x y/n #noah sebastian x reader #noah Sebastian x you #bad omens fanfiction #bad omens #bad omens band #bad omens cult

[creation-help]

Actually, I think I wanna say something about the increasing censorship and removal of porn from the internet. I don't think it should be controversial of me to say, but I'll put it under the cut still just in case. But considering what this blog is like, I think it's an on theme thing to talk about.

I'm gonna get straight to it but you're completely justified in being upset that sex workers and erotic artists are being basically banished from online spaces. Some may say oh, if you want porn just go to porn sites like pornhub or whatever, but really I understand why not everyone wants to. Aside from concerns about illegally uploaded content, plagiarism and the rise of Ai, it's just not up to everyone's taste. What I mean is, that. Well, hold onto your socks for this one.

I watch porn. Gasp! I know. Anyway. From my time cruising different porn sites, any animated or otherwise artistic content is often mass produced, kinda shitty lifeless 3D blender stuff that has very little soul. No disrespect to any people who actually worked on those, but I bring this up bc personally I understand enjoying the kind of porn and erotica that genuine passionate artists make! Like, it'll immediately be more enjoyable to look at something that clearly has alot of effort, passion and genuine artistic skill put into it, rather than something made for brainless horny consumption. That is, again, increasingly often generated by machine learning algorithms, and used with art scraped from actual genuine artists who are trying to make a living off of it.

Porn art is art. Erotic art is art. We are allowed to care about it, enjoy it and definitely protect it's existence.

And btw this isn't some big judgment statement about the purity of artistic porn as compared to "That other NASTY stuff", but moreso just an acknowledgement and defence of the fact that porn art can be beautiful, meaningful and something genuinely worth engaging with. And it deserves to have it's own platform with the appropriate guidelines (so before any poor pissers come on this post, I'm obviously of the opinion that it needs to be properly filterable, behind protective measures and or tagged. Fucking duh.)

All art is valuable. Even art made to satisfy sexual fantasies or appeal to primal urges. And it truly is saddening to see nsfw artists being robbed of platforms or placed under increasingly suffocating restrictions that take away their earnings, if not even their livelihood (like in the case of many sex workers. Speak of which, I'm mostly addressing nsfw artists but you can imagine how badly this is hitting sex workers as well. That's also something you should be upset about.)

#Mod talks #sex positive #anti censorship #Too nervous to tag anything else tbh let's hope this finds its audience

[jacksoldsideblog]

#fight club #like yk #for the shits of it

[blubushie]

Let me tell you folks something funny before I shoot through.

So Sniper has some pretty good voice lines but there's one that's such a big fuckup that it's completely unforgiveable, and it's this.

No one in Australia uses this. At all. What we say instead is "You little ripper." Why does Sniper say "Ripper, you little?" Well, that requires a little bit of research.

But only a little.

See, one of the first search results on Google when you look up "Australian slang" is a website called KoalaNet. This specific page on KoalaNet went live in 1997, ten years before TF2's release. On that website, they sort the slang by alphabetical order, and sometimes this can make the slang come out a little funny. For example, "she'll be apples" is filed under A for "apples" and is written as "apples, she'll be."

And you know what happens when you scroll down to "ripper?"

So what I'm pretty sure happened is that someone at Valve was given the job of looking up Australian slang for Sniper to try to wedge that shit into his dialogue as much as they could. They found this website, got down to "Ripper, you little" and instead of doing just ONE search (which would show you that we say "you little ripper" and not "ripper, you little") they just... wrote it down as-is. And then proceeded to have Lowrie record that.

And at no point did someone check to make sure the slang was right.

And now Sniper says this monstrosity, instead of this.

It's a pisser.

#tf2 #sniper tf2 #australian slang

[thickness-protection-program]

In the most nonsexual way possible, why do you think oral sex is fun for the giver?

So I'm just some rando on the internet and don't know anything about human history or psychology but humans are generally naturally empathetic and I feel like oral is a big expression of empathy. Bc you generally know it feels good when you receive and it's nice knowing you're making someone feel just as good as you felt. And also seeing the other person visibly expressing pleasure is another mood booster like yeahhhhh I did that 😎. But realistically whichever caveman invented oral sex must've been one WILD mf bc the act on paper is kinda strange. Why do we put our mouths on each other's pissers and shitters?? Lmao I feel like it's one of those things where the ends justify the means

[submissivegayfrenchboy]

26 / 05 / 2023

🇨🇵 FRANÇAIS / FRENCH 🇨🇵

HISTOIRE FICTIVE PERSONNELLE écrite en collaboration avec mon ami @tidodore2

- MANGER L'HERBE SUR LES PIEDS -

PARTIE DE @submissivegayfrenchboy

L'esclave avait dû passer plusieurs heures sous un soleil caniculaire à couper l'immense pelouse de ses maîtres, un couple gay sadique, avec un simple ciseaux pour les ongles de pieds ! Évidemment qu'il n'aurait jamais pû y arriver ! Et pendant qu'il souffrait, ses maîtres se caressaient en buvant du thé glacé ! Après avoir foulé la pelouse avec leurs grands pieds, les maîtres se sont approchés. L'esclave tremblait face à la beauté des deux amoureux musclés.

PARTIE DE @tidodore2

"Esclave ! Tu appeles ça "couper l'herbe" correctement ??? Regarde ça! Tu sais ce qu'il te reste à faire, n'est-ce pas ? Mets-toi à genoux devant nous et lèche la saleté que tu as faite !"

PARTIE DE @submissivegayfrenchboy

Les deux amoureux gays sont de grands mâles blancs musclés aux longs pieds. Derrière leur apparence de gars gentils et drôles se trouvent deux sadiques qui aiment torturer des faibles. Le jeune garçon hétérosexuel n'avait pas d'endroit où aller alors il travaillait chez eux comme jardinier. Officiellement. Car en réalité ils lui faisaient faire les tâches ménagères et surtout le jeune garçon hétérosexuel effrayé par la cruauté des amoureux homos devait leur lécher les pieds.

"Tu ne pourras pas dire que l'on est pas gentil avec toi, chien ! On est même en train de te nourrir avec de la bonne herbe !"

L'esclave remercia le couple et lécha leurs longs pieds, avalant l'herbe et la terre sur leurs semelles.

"Tu as l'air d'avoir chaud ! Nous allons te désaltérer !"

Les maris ont sortis leurs belles bites et ont pissés sur l'esclave hétéro qu'ils adoraient humilier !

Celui-ci avait si soif qu'il ouvrait la bouche pour avaler la pisse ! L'un des amants pissait dans sa bouche et l'autre sur le corps.

Le jeune garçon hétéro estimait que travailler pour de riches homos sadiques qui aimaient lui pisser et lui faire lécher leurs pieds valait bien la souffrance s'il pouvait au moins être payé.

FIN DE L'HISTOIRE

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🇬🇧🇺🇸 ENGLISH / ANGLAIS 🇬🇧🇺🇸

PERSONAL FICTIONAL STORY written in collaboration with my friend @tidodore2

- EATING GRASS FROM THE FEET -

PART OF @submissivegayfrenchboy

The slave had to spend several hours under a scorching sun cutting the immense lawn of his masters, a sadistic gay couple, with a simple scissors for the toenails! Of course he could never have done it! And while he was suffering, his masters caressed each other while drinking iced tea!

After treading the lawn with their big feet, the masters approached. The slave trembled at the beauty of the two muscular lovers.

PART OF @tidodore2

"Slave! You call that 'cutting the grass' properly??? Look at that! You know what you have to do, right? Get on your knees in front of us and lick the dirt you you did!".

PART OF @submissivegayfrenchboy

The two gay lovers are tall, muscular white males with long feet. Behind their appearance as nice and funny guys are two sadists who enjoy torturing the weak.

The young heterosexual boy had no place to go so he worked at their house as a gardener. Officially. Because in reality they made him do the household chores and especially the young heterosexual boy frightened by the cruelty of gay lovers had to lick their feet.

"You can't say we're not nice to you, dog! We're even feeding you good weed!"

The slave thanked the couple and licked their long feet, swallowing the grass and dirt on their soles.

"You seems to suffer under the sun ! We'll quench your thirst!"

Husbands pulled out their beautiful cocks and pissed on the straight slave they loved to humiliate! This one was so thirsty that he opened his mouth to swallow the piss! One of the lovers was pissing in his mouth and the other on his body.

The young straight boy felt that working for rich sadistic gays who liked to piss on him and make him lick their feet was well worth the pain if he could at least get paid.

END OF THE STORY

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@feet-supreme @feetmakesmehard @feetslavelover69 @alphamalesuperiority @straightslaves @straightslave-blog @fartfagoutlet @awesomecrowdcontrol1 @bat-woodfeet-us @gayhopefullove @lovejocksfarts-ass @lovefanfiction01

#Feet #Histoire fictive personnelle #Personal fictional story #Collaboration #Tidodore2 #Alpha gay couple

[abdlgossipblog]

“I’m wondering what it takes to be viewed as a “distinguished member of the community” in the eyes of CAPCon staff that they’re willing to give you a complimentary meal they can bump shoulders with “various members of the capcon community that contribute in ways that we never could”, like wtf? Lmao absolutely elitist bullshit”

Littlestkittenx talked about being invited to go for free. I think it just means that you carry some clout or have a big following.

It’ll really be a who’s who of pants pissers. 😂

Sounds like a popularity contest if you ask me. Bad idea.

[ghostmas]

day 2 of cymbalta: a few more observations just cuz lmao

- little to no appetite, skipped lunch and didnt finish dinner

- urge to pick at my skin not entirely eradicated but it seems to have been reduced to a degree

- a preference for sitting in silence instead of having something on the tv/computer for background noise

- still walking a bit weird, like im trying not to be loud (downstairs neighbor probably appreciates this)

- was able to nap briefly and i was awoken by the sound of a womans voice that sounded VERY real, like someone was at the foot of my bed. never happened before, scared me pretty bad lol

- excessive yawning. im already a big yawner but this is just ridiculous and getting out of hand

- dilated pupils which means slightly blurred vision. unpleasant

- urge to just make random noises or do random things like lay down on the floor or hang over the couch. i was doing this shit before but its become rapidly more frequent

- excessive leg bouncing/foot tapping and occasional muscle spasms

- extra excessive use of the bathroom, which sucks considering i already was a frequent pisser before this

worth mentioning that despite all this shit, i have improved since yesterday. no more feeling like im on crack or anything, but still quite jittery and awake

also now that i think about it, taking the time to make this post could perhaps be considered another unusual behavior to include on the list. ok bye

#text

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Okay but now I actually need to hear your headcanons abt demomedic-

Sorry to link to one of my own posts but these are really the big ideas I have with them! I'd like to write them soon lmao they're really really fun :)

#ask #anon #jagerbombs

[flodsynd]

jeg hører motorhead og manspreader i bussen, jeg spilder nedad mig selv når jeg drikker fadøl alene i baren på en onsdag, jeg pisser på gaden og går ikke i bad i 5 dage, jeg elsker at gå i jakkesæt selvom jeg ikke aner hvordan de skal sidde på mig. jeg siger "ej jaer" når jeg snakker med veninder om sex, jeg lægger ansigtsmasker efter en hård dag. jeg græder til reality tv og jeg elsker at gå i stramme toppe uden bh og gå hoppende forbi unge indiefyre og håbe at de tænker jeg er noget specielt. jeg tager dem med hjem og stikker fingre i røven på dem og kysser deres bløde kinder. nogle dage ville jeg ønske jeg havde mod til at lægge an på smukke kvinder. nogle dage hader jeg mine bryster og fantaserer om at wanke med en stor hård pik mens jeg onanerer fordi det bare ville føles mere powerful. jeg ville jeg ønske at jeg kunne ønske mig en strapon og en binder i julegave uden det skulle være en big fucking deal. jeg aner stadig ikke hvad køn er for noget pis