#noahsebastian

[robabankfuckmickeymouse]

*clears throat*

I'm sorry to be so crass but sir would you please knock the fucking Sonic coins right out of me

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[starsomens]

Another thought for Noah X Secretary.

When he has important events to go to and she sees what he's going to wear and makes him change. He wants to argue with her, but she's standing there in his loft apartment glaring at him in that way that has him pouting and complying. Then thinking he's so smart and sneaky, tells her that she has to come with him and she *has* to wear something he picked.

He may have underestimated how gorgeous she looks in that velvet lavender gown. Noah is struggling to keep pay attention to any investor who wants to speak to him and nearly breaks his drink glass when someone mentions how having such a "woman like her" would definitely do them good.

Asks her to dance and she notices how upset he is and instead of saying anything just rests her head on his chest for a brief moment which makes him feel a little more happy than he'd like to admit.

When the event is finally over and he's taken her home, he's expecting another sassy remark only for her to pull him down and kiss his cheek.

"See you in the morning boss man," she'll wink about to slink away into her apartment only for him to grab her and kiss her the way he'd been wanting to for the longest.

For once she's speechless as he tells her goodnight and walks back to his car. The next morning he's hoping for her to be nervous around him the way she was when they first met or just subdued, but instead she's the same as ever, riling him up with those snappy remarks that have him getting closer to losing it.

The thing is, she knows exactly what she's doing and just can't wait for him to break.

OKAY BUT IMAGINE reader starts ignoring him and he is OFFENDED because reader just knows it'll set him off. Leaving the area when he gets there, acting as if nothing had happened, playing dumb when someone flirts with you

THIS MAN IS A TICKING TIME BOMB

SO WHAT DOES HE DO? Calls you into his office for an urgent meeting

"Yes Noah-"

"Cut the bullshit Y/N, this ends today" oh...he was DONE done. He gets up from his seat and walks to you but you stay in place. He hated that, he hated just how much you could stand against him and not blink an eye. The way he stared down into your soul and the way you stared right back into his own

"...so....I'm being fired?"

"Fired? oh no, no....." he pulls you close to him by your waist and whispered against your lips "more of a....promotion..."

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[lookwhatitcost]

About me!

I am 23 years old

My pronouns are she/her

I am a cis straight woman

I was born on December 11 2000

I am a Sagittarius. ( but I don't know much about astrology)

BAD OMENS fan since 2017

my favourite song is what it cost/like a villain

First song I heard of BO was Crawl

Had a fanfic idea one day and decided to make it reality.

VAMPIRE OBSESSED.

#bad omens #noah sebastian #bad omens cult #bad omens band #heavy metal #bad omens fanfiction #noahsebastian #badomens #noah sebastian x reader #personal #✨eve's random thoughts✨

[idwt-money]

noah and his "demon pose"

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[daylightlvrs]

bye i can’t

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[concretenoah]

daily fave noah 🤍 ft. nicky (again hehe)

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[artificialbreezy]

I had a thought, a Noah thought if you will 👀

NSFW under the cut ◡̈

Noah strikes me as a possessive guy. not in a toxic way but in a “that’s MY baby. look at her wrong and i’ll fuck you up” kinda way. so with that being said, let’s say you’re at a label party. the bands promoting the new album. super cool right? everyone’s dressed nice. you included. you got on this nice, kinda tight dress. shows off all the curves, tits spilling out a little and Noah’s LIVING for it. only when he spots some dude looking directly at you a little too long, he gets upset. so he keeps his hands on you in some way, just to show to whoever doesn’t know, you’re his. so when you get home, he is all but dragging you to his bedroom. mumbling about how he’s gonna show you who you belong too, and make sure you won’t forget it. so when you finally make it to his room he pushes you onto his bed and says “i’m going to fuck my pussy so hard you’ll feel me every day. gonna make sure i ruin you for everyone else. so that when anyone ever tries to steal you away, all that stupid little brain of yours can think of is how dumb you get on my cock.”

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[spicywhenspeaking]

Sometimes when I feel sad I think about long haired Noah and I’m not sad anymore

(results may vary, some users just get mad horny)

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[robabankfuckmickeymouse]

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Made by me via AI. Please color and repost, tag me! I’d love to see what you make of them!

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[starsomens]

Sorry I keep crawling into your inbox with these head canons, but CEO X Secretary has me in a choke hold (just same as Noah and those stupid Bambi eyes). ANYWAYS ~

Your relationship is finally established, Noah couldn't be happier. Things seem to be going well, business is running smoothly until one day just as you get home, you get a vertigo attack which unfortunately turns into the worst migraine. The vertigo and migraines were a normal thing but when they happened at the same time well you're pretty useless. So you send a text to the other secretaries, struggling against the glare of your screen despite it being on the lowest setting, to cover you for the day and just put your phone to vibrate and pass out on your couch.

Here's the thing, you forgot to tell Noah, whom upon arriving and not seeing you there with his coffee and agenda for the day ready to bully him. He tries to call only for it to go to voicemail which you never do since he can always reach you. The other assistants that are covering tell him that you weren't feeling well which should have calmed him down.

Only instead, he's a menace to everyone in the building, even the janitor is catching his wrath. When you finally awaken feeling mostly human, but still shaky, you call your desk wanting to talk to one of the secretaries covering and the one thar answers nearly cries tears of joy at hearing your voice.

But before you can ask what the hell is happening, Noah has snatched the phone away and is demanding what's wrong. Apparently he's been in turmoil thinking you're suddenly dying of a stab wound, had been kidnapped or some other ridiculous scenario like a drama queen. You wait for him to finish his rant about not trusting him enough to tell him, you explain while your head is pounding what's wrong and the line goes dead before you can finish your next sentence.

You sigh imagining he's throwing another tantrum and get ready to go back to sleep only for him to be knocking on your door like the FEDS. Your head is pounding again as your phone vibrates and you just barely manage to open the door before he tears it off it's hinges. You want to tell him that he's being ridiculous, but your head is hurting so bad you can feel it in your teeth and the room is spinning.

"... Do you need to sit down?" He's not ranting anymore, clearly distressed over your condition and doesn't wait for your answer before he's carrying you inside.

You're touched by how much he cares, but he will absolutely not hear you tell him that he's being over dramatic. After babying you the entire night, you feel right as rain the next morning and all the assistants beg you to never get sick again.

Noah of course acts like he didn't have a level 10 tantrum the day before.

Girl, never apologize for sending in blurbs on CEO Noah you’re feeding the hungry, it’s a good deed

I won’t add anything to it only because I like it so much I don’t wanna ruin it😭😭😭

THANK YOU BB❤️

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[lma1986]

😍

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[idwt-money]

pics i think noah's muscles just look so yummy 🤤

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[flowery-mess]

Attending small concert with Noah

Let's say this is before BO blew up

You and Noah have been dating for a couple of months and you always talked about how you have to go to a concert together one day

So when Noah got tickets for this smaller gig he asked you to come with him

Neither of you knew the two bands that were playing that night, but you loved exploring new musicians

Noah took you out for a dinner before the concert started

You noticed he had similiar outfit as you as you were eating dinner

You came to his place before you went out, already dressed up, did he saw your outfit and chose his to match you?

You were still in the shy dating stage, so you thought you'd ask him later that night after some drinks

When you arrived at the small venue, more like a club, you bought two drinks

You had to do that when Noah went for the bathroom, because that boy never lets you pay for anything

So you weren't surprised with his little angry face when he saw you already purchased both od yours drinks

"I asked you out, I pay for you, it's that simple Y/N"

You just laughed and put one of the drinks in his hand with little "Cheers"

You talked a bit before the first band came on the stage and decided you're gonna stay in the back at the bar for now

You didn't look up the bands that are playing tonight, because you knew Noah wouldn't choose bad music

So you weren't surprised that you were moving in your seat and nodding your head along the music as Noah did the same

After the first set you decided to go stand in crowd

You chose to stand on the side to avoid mosh pit and also Noah didn't want to stand in the centre so people wouldn't see because of him

He stood behind you, his tall frame putting you in safe space

He had to bend down to talk to you, which was kind of hot

And after few drinks you decided to ask if he matched his outfit to yours

"Maybe I did, maybe I just grabed random clothes from my closet" he said with a little smirk on his face

You got caught up in his eyes, exploring his face with the lights dancing on his face

The band started playing and you both started moving to their catchy songs

Through the concert you felt Noah's hands around your waist or your shoulders as he danced with you

He bend down to kiss your head few times

You knew you two had similiar taste in music so you were not surprised you both liked the set

You exchanged "I'm adding this to my playlist" every other song

Now and then you turned around to watch Noah, if he's having fun

Every time he looked down at you and asked if you're okay

When they finished their last song you agreed to have drinks in the bar next to the venue

You talked about the concert with the first drink, sharing your opinions

You agreed that it was not the last time you went out like this

After few drinks the conversation became more personal as you were still getting to know each other

You talked about family, previous relationships, what do you want and expect from life

You had lot in common so the conversation was natural

You didn't even realise what time it was until the waitress came to take last orders

Noah insisted on paying for you, so you let him

But you took that as a chance to invite him to your place, since you didn't finish your conversation and you told him you owe him a drink anyways

On the way to your place Noah held your hand, wasn't the first time, but the butterflies in your stomach felt like it was

You gave him quick tour of your small apartment

Then you sat in your living room, drinking some old white wine you found in your kitchen and talked some more

When Noah said he should leave, you didn't know if he expected you to ask him to stay or not

But you wanted him to stay for the night for more than one reason

So when he was saying something you didn't listen to, because you were too busy thinking if he's gonna say yes or no, you just said it

"Would you like to stay for the night?"

He looked surprised so you panicked

"You don't have to, it's just late and I thought maybe you could sleep over, but I understand if you want to go home if you have plans for tomorrow morning I get it, sorry it was jus-" and he went for the cliche and shut you up with a kiss

"I would love to have a sleepover" he laughed at the word sleepover like you were two teenage girls having sleepover, but instead he was just a boy who you were falling for

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[daylightlvrs]

certified pookie

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[concretenoah]

that white tee tho… i want him to stomp on my head

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