So I made these pretty late yesterday so i didnt get to post them so im gonna post them here.
Quick backstory: so in my mind, Optimus prime has the same birthday as Peter Cullen because the two are so intertwined in culture that they’re essentially the same thing ( at least in my eyes Peter Cullen = Optimus Prime). So Optimus has the same birthday as mr. Cullen too.
Now, I ALSO have a head cannon that the tfp kids make a spinning wheel or a hat draw for random days of the year, and whatever day the pick becomes one of the autobots “birthdays” because they want a special occasion for the autobots but they don’t actually have birthdays to celebrate. The random day that Optimus gets is June 28th, so the kids get him a little gift and pit it in his room when he’s busy. When Optimus gets back, he sees the gift and gets confused, reads the tag, and almost immediately starts crying bc the poor guy hasn’t gotten any true forms of affection in like thousands of years. He doesn’t actually open the present (ever), instead just keeping it in his subspace and taking it out whenever he needs some motivation or comfort ( the poor mech cries over the present for like 15 minutes too)
Fun fact: irl, Optimus Prime is now 38 years old. So happy 38th birthday sad boi
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love being hilariously late to putting up drawings anyways
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Woah, wait - how old is this blog?? Are you truly a poster from the Ancient Times?
HOLY SMOKES WE FORGOT OUR TENTH BIRTHDAY.
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an extremely belated birthday comic for my beautiful wife
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post these charls
these are rlly old (from a few months ago) but I don’t have anything else to post lol
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I've been seeing these grimace shakes videos lately and I just thought what if some assassin gave the templars that? Like it can be some random assassin who was told to give it to the templars and all the templars either dying or going insane makes me so happy
You know what would be fun?
If Abstergo just started getting deliveries of Grimace Shakes, they’d think it would be a joke and some of them would drink it because waste not, want not and it's free food and all that.
Then…
There will be one, just one…
That is actually not just a normal shake.
It doesn’t immediately act, no, of course not.
And it is completely tasteless and odorless so all they taste is the actual shake.
Just this… desire to share it.
To tell people to try it out.
“Come on, join the fun.”
“It’s pretty good. Take a sip.”
And those who takes a sip from that one starts to ask for more, grabbing another shake then just tipping a bit of the ‘original’ shake into it.
“Come on… don’t be a spoilsport. Get with the program.”
“Just a little sip.”
“That’s all.”
Then, before those who haven’t drank from any of the ‘contaminated’ shakes realizes it, everybody else was going…
“Drink! Drink! Drink!”
And so they drink.
And they feel the desire to share it once more.
To ensure the entire building had a taste.
To make sure every member of the Abstergo family…
… tastes it and desires it until it consumes them.
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And the delivery boy?
Looks a lot like the supposed dead Elijah, illegitimate son of Desmond Miles.
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Barbie Selfie: Davout — Extended Edition
I knew Davout has his birthday on May but I am late yet again 🙃🥴😩, but oh well...here you go!
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Bonus: this↓ is what the selfie generator spewed out when I chose "Ken" for the description and I WAS SIMPLY. WHEEZING 😂🤣🤣 (HOW DID IT KNOW??? LMAO 🤣🤣🤣)
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