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xtrafluffyteddy · 2 years

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Well I did

Pairing: Eddie munson x reader

Mentions: angst, pining, unspoken feelings, hurt w/ comfort,

You and Steve followed corroded coffin on your wanting to be Eddie’s biggest supports until something happens

I’ll make a part 2 if y’all are interested sorry if it’s a bit long

It had been Eddie’s biggest show yet with corroded coffin they had finally made it big after high school and they’ve been on the rise since

You had stood by Eddie’s side the whole time always trying to help in anyway you could wether it be for gas money or helping get a hotel for them so they werent dead tired when they got to the new venue and you were sure Eddie was grateful for it though he gave you no indication other wise.

“How was that!” Eddie shouted coming into the back room with the rest of the band hair sweaty and a mess from the huge encore he did where he shredded the master of puppets solo as always. Which all of his friends and band mates followed up with it was sick it was so fucking metal and shit along the likes. “It was great Ed’s as always” you told him sipping your Diet Coke.

“Hey hey hey casanova.” Steve had said shaking Eddie a bit ��nice big finish real nice smooch lover boy” Eddie quickly snapped his head to Steve “shut up dude that shit was private- private” you slashed his hand over his throat to emphasize before turning back to you.

“Private? Private? Really Eddie the entire venue saw you do it!” You raised your voice pointing a finger into his chest pushing him a bit “woah woah someone’s in a bad mood” Eddie snarked pushing your hand away “cmon let me see that smile cmon please show me” he pleaded in a dumb voice reaching out to tug at the corner of your lip.

You slapped his hand away shooting him a glare “knock it off!” You shouted becoming increasingly annoyed and hurt at the teasing “what’s gotten into you” Eddie scoffs crossing his arms over his chest.

“Me?!? Jesus fucking Christ Eddie sometimes I just wanna take your dumb ass face and just-“ you mimicking punching someone in a headlock.

“Hey hey hey what’s your problem?” He raised his voice wondering why the hell you were so angry over a little kiss it’s not like you two were dating or anything and besides he should be able to kiss who ever he wants

“Problem?, I don’t have a problem Eddie, there is no problem, that little bimbo groupie you were smooching on is the fucking problem” you stated crossing your arms over your chest as well mimicking his stance. The band couldn’t stand the thickness in the air so they had slipped out a while ago.

“What do you have against her! You don’t even know her!” he stated glaring down at you in annoyance thinking to himself that all he wanted to do was have a nice after show with friends now he’s gotta deal with you bitching at him.

“Not my lips that’s for fucking sure” you snarled taking a seat trying to calm yourself down before you really started yelling at him and ripping him a new one.

“Look why would you even care about her anyway? It’s not like you and I are dating or some shit” he sat across from you toying with his rings his leg bouncing.

“I don’t!” “You don’t?” “No!” “No what?!” “I don’t know!” You both shouted back and forth getting in each other faces before Steve pushes you two apart having stayed to make sure you two didn’t kill each other.

“Just tell me Eddie because I’ve been curious for a while” you said in a sickeningly calm voice glaring at him “why do you think she’s interested huh?” You questioned him taking another sip of your drink.

“Do you think for one second, for one god damn second! That she would even be with you if you weren’t a rockstar hm? Do you Eddie?” Your words were like venom and he could feel them seeping into his chest and thoughts.

“Are you that blinded by all the money and the fame that you lost your common fucking sense I mean know you’ve done shit impulsively but this shit, this shit is crazy” you said still staying calm but you can already feel the anger bubbling up again followed by the hurt.

“At least she treats me like I’m somebody!” He shouts getting in your face again jabbing a finger into your chest the situation getting out of hand.

“yeah but would she love you if you were nobody!” You shouted fighting back the urge to cry already feeling your vision become blurry behind the wall of tears.

“Nobody loved me when I was nobody when I was just a freak!” He shouted turning away from you planning to leave before he said something he would regret.

“WELL I DID!” you shouted your voice cracking as the tears finally fell down your cheeks hands squeezed tightly into fists at your side.

“Before the money, before the fame, before the lies” you looked down at your feet as you sniffled and choked out “to me, you were somebody, Eddie you were my best friend the coolest guy I knew who wore the name freak with honor, but now your nothing but a fake, a joke.”

You quickly start gathering your stuff trying to get the tears to stop or slow down having to take a seat to try to calm yourself still refusing to look at him “hey wa-“ he started only to be cut off by you “no forget it, just go” your voice cracked as your lip wobbled again and you looked up at him with nothing but hurt in your eyes causing him to take a step back at the sight “because I’m tired Eddie, I’m tired of hearing how everything you had in your life was never good enough. Including me” you turn away again toying with the guitar pick from his first ever concert sitting in your bag

He reaches for you but pulls away at the last second deciding to just leave in fear he’d make it worse. His chest hurt and he couldn’t figure out why even when the little groupie came and wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Hey” Steve said quietly kneeling beside the couch “it’ll be okay” he rubbed your back in small circles as you cried. “It’ll be okay”.

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tanzaniiite · 4 years

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can i request the trend of tiktok “the faster you get to me the more kisses you get!” with tsukishima, akaashi, bokuto and hinata? 🥺👉👈

“THE FASTER YOU GET TO ME, THE MORE KISSES YOU GET” TREND

w/ tsukishima, akaashi, bokuto, hinata & iwaizumi

requests: OPEN

warnings: talk of pee and poop in iwaizumi’s

a/n: of course you can! thanks for the request! 💓 (also the trend is used more as a prompt than it is as the main focus whoops 🤡)

i added iwaizumi bc he was requested in another ask so i just merged the two. my character limit is still four max!

who gave him the right 🥵

the salt lick himself

this dude is annoyingggg

you already knew what his reaction was gonna be,, so why bother?

welll you just wanted to be like all the other tiktok girls 👉🏽👈🏽

you wait until you see tsukki and yama walking out of the club room and towards you

you’re bracing yourself for the embarrassment

“babe! the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!”

no shit, he stops in his tracks. yama’s just looking at him like ‘what you finna do?’

you know what he does? turns around and starts walking in THE OTHER DIRECTION

you are… baffled

when finally catch up to him, you’re pouting

“dude, what the hell?”

he glances at you, then flicks your forehead dummy hard

you’re triggered, “did you just flick me?”

this snarky mf is now laughing at you

btw yamaguchi is very uncomfortable rn

tsukishima the leans down, bean pole headass, and kisses your forehead

“sorry i don’t do dumb tik tok trends”

“it’s not dumb! you just didn’t want to kiss me”

he looks at you with an unimpressed look, as if saying, ‘we both know that’s not true’

alas you’re still pouting

yama: “haha this is me, see you guys tmmr” *leaves in awkward*

tsukishima knows your not gonna stop acting like a baby until he gives you what you want

he sighs, walks a couple feet away from you, pulls out his phone and starts recording

“say the thing”

“huh?”

“the trend thing. say it”

your eyes light up so much and tsukki smiles a bit

he’s so soft for you uwu

“the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!”

because he’s a tall boi, it only takes him a few steps to get to you but when he does, he kisses you hard

like damn, okay sir

when he pulls away you’re flustered asf, he chuckles and stops recording

“happy?”

this poor boy wouldn’t know a tiktok trend if it punched him the face

i hate to say it, but he’s a boomer 😔🤘🏽 just like dadchi

he’s at your house picking you up for a date and your sibling is bombarding him with questions

when you come out, akaashi is like ‘oh thank goodness’

you smile at him, then wack your sibling in their side

“stop bothering him you weirdo!”

“what we’re just having a nice lil chat”

you shake your head and start to walk away but your sibling is holding akaashi back, giving him the typical ‘you hurt her, i kill you’ speech

now you know your boyfriend is great when he’s under pressure but.. this is new territory for him

you remember a trend that you saw a while back and decide to do it now

you know keiji wants your family to like him, so he’ll be conflicted between going to you or staying and listening to your siblings speech

it’s perfect really

so you pull out your phone and start recording

“baby! the faster you get to me, the sooner we can go on our date and the more kisses you’ll get”

my guy just blinks, “it is getting late..”. plus he’s not opposed to the kissing part so he starts to walk towards you

“hey! i’m not done talking to you”

‘that’s true, it would be rude of me to walk away mid conversation… if you could even call it that’ he thinks

you laugh slightly, you can practically see the gears spinning in his head

“keiji come on we don’t have all day”

“don’t you walk away from me”

akaashi sighs loudly. the longer he spends talking to your sibling the less time he has with you. if he walks away, he’s at risk of your sibling hating him. he’s stumped.

suddenly he turns to your sibling, “sorry l/n, we can continue this discussion later. y/n and i have a date that’s very time sensitive. i apologize”

he then walks to you and grabs your hand before walking off

“y’know my crackhead sibling was just mess with you right? you could’ve just walked away”

“i figured, but that’s still rude”

ugh we stan boy who has manners

“so.. um, may i get a kiss now?”

omg he’s so cute i love him 🥺

you grin and pepper his face with a bunch of kisses, making him blush slightly

tbh you don’t even need to ask, this dude is infatuated w/ you

he’ll run to you any day of the week

but what had happened was.. y’all were on a date and bokuto went to go get ice cream

but that was like 15 mins ago and you’re just sitting on the park bench looking like a fool

and ngl you were a little worried bc bokuto is so easy to distract you’re thinking he fell into a pond or something

so you go to look for him and tbh it doesn’t take long cause cmon,, it’s bokuto

he be loud asf

n e ways, there he is in all his glory playing with a German Shepard who looked like it was trying so hard not to bite him

the owner looked nervous asf but was probably too nervous to say something social anixety be like that

bokuto spots you and waves at you frantically

“hey babe! look at this dog! it’s so cute!”

ugh bless him

you send the owner an apologetic look and turn back to bokuto

“it is cute but i think you’re aggravating it.. i don’t want you to get bitten. let’s go”

“it won’t bite me!” *to dog* “right? you’re too good to bite me, yes you are, yes you are”

*inhales* this stubborn kid, so now you got to think of a new tactic

you suddenly remember that bokuto is affectionate x1 mil

he would never miss a chance to be smothered in love

this was as good a time as any to do this trend and save your bf in the process :))

you whip out your phone, “hey baby? the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get”

when i tell you his head SWIVELED

the dude is an owl confirmed 🙌🏽

literally almost trips trying to get to you, now he’s looking at you like an excited puppy ready for pats

the owner gives you thankful look and leaves

bokuto is still staring at you, waiting for his smooches

so you deliver 😌 you grab his face and kiss all around and place a final kiss on his lips

bokuto looks so happy, like he’s smiling so wide rn

all hail tiktok it rly be saving your stupid boyfriend

my bby 🥺

he loves you so so so so much

hinata will do anything for you yes anything

and the feeling is mutual, but sometimes you cannot comprehend what goes on in that mind if his

like,, you could not, for the life of you, understand why he ran into MOVING TRAFFIC

let me tell you what happened

so you were shopping with your friends (and just to clarify y’all were a strip where there’s a bunch of stores on each block)

you guys were just casual walking and then your friend pointed out that it sounded like someone was calling your name

you looked around and there was your orange fuzzy bouncing up and down on the other side of the street

“BABY! BABE! Y/N! LOOK!”

too cute i swear

you smiled and waved, “hi baby!”

“wait until i get across this street imma kiss you so hard!”

cue your friends gagging

you giggle and decide to reference a tiktok cause why not?

“the faster you get to me, the more kisses you can get!”

b-but he thought you were serious

so yes he ran into the middle of a busy street

you are traumatized, paralyzed with fear if you will, you thought your boyfriend was going to die right in front of you

when he finally reached you, you scolded him mother hen mode activated

“why the hell would you do that hinata?!”

uh oh, you used his last name.. not good

“but you said–”

“i was joking!”

oh. now he’s embarrassed and sad bc you’re mad at him

at least he thought you were until you grabbed him and hugged him tightly, “don’t ever do any dumb shit like that again, okay? you scared me”

“i won’t,, but since i did risk my life, can i get a kiss?”

“NO.”

i feel like y’all have a relationship where you guys can be mean(?) to each other w/o getting offended

so you guys are at your house watching Netflix together and he suddenly gets up and leaves your room

“where are you going?”

“gotta piss”

istg i hate the word “piss” but IK he says that instead of “pee”

n e ways you resume watching the show but your bf’s been gone for like 10 mins

you go to the bathroom and knock on the door, “hey, you good in there? it doesn’t take 10 minutes to pee”

you hear him groan, “fuck off”

and then,, it all clicks, “are you constipated?!”

“FUCK OFF”

now you’re laughing your ass of bc what the fuck

“don’t clog my toilet nasty”

“y/n i swear to god if you don’t leave me alone–”

“what? are you gonna fling your doo doo on me?”

you finally stop teasing him and go back to your room

you send him a text, ‘still constipated? 💩’

‘breaking up w/ you is looking mighty tempting rn 🥴’

‘rude 🤧 but hey, the faster you poop, the more kisses you get’

this dude left you on read

and didn’t return until 20 mins later

“damn i know my bathroom stinks now”

“shut up and give me my kisses”

you raise an eyebrow, “i– you took 20 mins”

“okay.. did you want me to get up mid shit and come to you?”

you don’t why but that shit had you cackling, you reach up and pull him close to you

you give him a couple of pecks and a deep kiss

aww he’s smiling 🥺

“i love you my lil doo doo machine”

he pushed you off your bed

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sensualsicheng · 5 years

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kisses — ot7 dream

( they / them pronouns )

↳ GENRE: not fluff, not smut (although mark may be a bit riskaaaay)

↳ WARNINGS: cursing probably i can’t remember lmao and half smut for like ,, one hopefully renjun’s wasn’t that bad

mark

so you two were just really close friends having some good old fun doing lame truth or dares bc you’ve been best friends since the womb and it’s just a tradition every once a month 🥰😔👊

bUuut mark wanted to spice it up today. mark found a “steamy truth or dare” online

“what the fuck mark” “just do it these aren’t that fun anymore” “... what goes on—”

you were blushing your ass off at how dumb you felt bc you had to make out with the person your left and mark was the only person there so uhHHHHh it made you yodel

there was minimal eye contact before mark quickly crashed his lips onto yours, holding your thighs n bringing you onto his lap aka his favorite place for you to sit

his lips were kinda chapped but it was still great !!

his kisses were very open mouthed and sloppy, he kept playing with your hair and pulling your head closer to him and maybe trying to grind his hips up but we don’t talk about that

he moaned into the kiss multiple times and even slid some tongue a few times get it y/n !! he’d 100% curse into any kiss whether it be soft or heated side note that’s hot

he pulled away first bc he couldn’t breathe but jesus christ your lips are his new favorite place !! they felt so ,,, at home to him. he’s always wanted to kiss you tbh

after you two finished getting all make-outed-up he smiled his biggest smile and pulled you in for a proper kiss !! he smiled into it and put his hands on your cheeks as his lips moved along with yours

“fuck, y/n, i think i just fell in love with you”

renjun

“renjun i’m lonely” you text him at like four on a sunday and he ZOOMS his way over to your house

when you open the door for him he squishes you into a tight hug and a few sobs come out bc you’re so HOT and CUTE and WONDERFUL and he LOVES YOU

but your outfit ,, dAYUM maybe he was drooling

so this bih loves to be all over you and when you look as good as you look today he feels extra threatened

he loves you so much n he loves kissing you so much bc he wants you to know how much you mean to him but he doesn’t know how to express that

he loves to tease you and speak v close to your ear,,, looking at your lips though bc uhhhh he wanna KISS them

he loses his grip on the hug and whispers stuff into ur ear that makes you go all blushy

he starts like biting your earlobe for a half a second but then moves down to your neck and put his hands firmly on your waist 🥺🥺🥺

he keeps smiling into the kisses and repeating how good u look an how much he loves you and cups your cute ass face

then he went to your lips ☺️☺️ after ugh monopolizing ur neck lololol he just loves you too much to stop

he’ll tell you that in between pecks too !! he’ll have his arm back on your waist and pulls you so y’all are RIGht up against each other and he smothers you in happy pecks

he can’t get enough of your kisses! you’re so gorgeous and your kisses make him feel warm and fluffy no matter how heated or how soft (:

jeno

this baby loves to watch your every move ))))): he loVES observing your moves when you’re happy or stressed or tired he just LOVES UUUUUU

“jenOOOo!” you called out to him as you dramatically laid on his chest on the couch “y/nnNNNn” he mocked lol

and he takes your hand and kisses the back of it like the prince(ss) you are

then he gave you a big hug and kiss the top of your head & his face became very red even if no one’s around and he’ll just LEHKCHDKEHC just like his heart

he began to spoil u in kisses bc ur just that cute (●´ω｀●) and then to your forehead and squeal

then to your cheeks and scoop them up and squeal some more and then kiss your lips n chin

he then traveled his hand down to your hand and pick it up once again while his eyes are studying your blushing face ((((:

he kisses your hand multiple times now.. his smile erupting making you melt right then and there

you make him so happy and your hands are his favorite part of you!! he loves to play with them and twirl his fingers in yours ):

so when he kisses your hands you feel special and hhhhhhhhhhh he loves u and u love him <<<<<3

he doesn’t stop giggling ((((: giggly jeno = best boy

he loves to make side comments n call you baby while he smothers u in smooches get urself a jeno

donghyuck

you two were just sitting on the couch cuddling ((: when hyuck’s phone went off

you grabbed his phone as quick as possible and shut up and ran away from him to the end of the hallway to check his phone what an annoying gf/bf ugh wow pls note the sarcasm

he slowly began to smile bc he loves your beautiful dumb ass so he dragged himself slowly down the hallway for effect 😎 bc that’s just how he is

“you’re so fucking gorgeous” “i love you ,, so ,, much” (●´ω｀●)

okay. hyuck = great kisser SKSJSK he knows what to do, when to do it, and how to do it to make you feel nice

he kept looking back and forth between your eyes and lips and both of your heart rate was increasing bc aww cute

then he grabbed the back of your neck and put his arm around your waist pulling you in closest to him (: he loOOOVES teasing you so his lips grazed over yours a for a long time

heck it was annoying you so you put your hands on his neck and forced a kiss hehe (: his lips were hella soft !

he kept smiling into the kiss and giggling and making sure he was going ver y slow bc he ADORES it when u whine (:

also bc he loves seeing you whiny he pulled away and looked at your red cheeks n then your lips mentally crying @ how beautiful you are

then moved to your neck. maybe hickeys were his favorite kisses 😘😎 he loves marking you in spots where he knows you can’t hide

he loves to pull away and see that one hickey that stands out over other small ones that shows you’re his !! and no one else can have you !!

he loves how kissable u are ): hyuck loves u sO much ugh

jaemin

jaemin loves to see you wrapped in his arms and all lovey-dovey and happy you are next to him

and when he wasn’t able to because he was forced to go to japan with renjun and mark, he had a heart attack

when he came back home, it was two weeks later and heck you missed having a body to sleep on for 14 days!!!21!1!

he saw you outside of the building when you told him that’s where you’d be and grabbed renjun n mark to go be able to see u quicker ):<

he dropped his stuff next to you when he got to you and slowly hugged you because DAMN that’s his mofo BABY right there who’s even squishier than normal

he pulled you as close to him as possible and kissed the top of your head multiple times before pulling you away to cup your face and kiss your blushy cheeks!!

people were passing by,,, cooing + maybe laugh while mark and renjun mock them where only jaems can see and he flipped them off politely (:

you pulled his face away and pressed your lips against his, it was quick but sweet & his lips tasted like strawberries probs bc you saw renjun holding a bag of them as they walked out

you kept pecking his lips as he laughed at you because HECKKKK YOU’RE SO CUTE HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO FUNction or how he ended up with such an amazing gf/bf as you ))’:

“so u missed me, huh?”

“shut up n kiss me dumbass”

chenle

you two were having a rest day today because you guys hanging out always results in him convincing you to either play a sport with him or just being hyper

it was raining and the two of you were very tired but wanted to hang out

and chenle was your best bud !! and only your best bud !! yeah sometimes you smack him on the lips with your lips. no feelings involved. maybe. but that doesn’t mean anything right ???

so y’all were cuddling like always on your bed no feelings ,, sure and he laid his head on your lap listening to the sound of the tv while he stared at the ceiling

he suddenly lifted his head with messy hair and tired eyes and stared you in the eyes for a good minute without saying anything

he moved so he was slanted next to you and with no warning gave you a big kiss on the lips

you were kinda shocked bc he or you normally ask before?? but i mean he was a good kisser so you were fine with it

he let his one hand lean next to your arm and one went to your hair and his hands kept roaming your scalp lmao that sounds weird idk how to word it not weird

his kisses were always nice and neat and not very open, he felt like he knew what he was doing but he didn’t really

perhaps you melted into his kiss

he didn’t break apart until he couldn’t breathe,, but when he did,,,,, he was smiling as big as he could because you made him start to feel different. he loved your presence and kissing you just when you guys felt like it.

then he blurted out “i think i have feelings for you”

jisung

y’all were just outside of chenle’s house on his porch waiting for him to come out to go to his surprise place just bc i can’t think of anything and i wanna post this lol bc he was taking so loNG AND HE WOULDN’T LET YOU IN SKSJKS

jisung was shittalking about random things,, he was more talkative than normal and wasn’t looking at you lol it was making you worried

when he’s anxious he talks fast and loud and a lot and that’s exactly what he was doing so you were v scared

“why are you talking so much the only time you’ve done that is with people you seem to think are pretty” ,,,, wait for it

all of a sudden, his expression softened and he laughed nervously turned to you, and just .. stared at you

“stop looking at me like that, ... ,, headass!!” your face became red and he tried to hide his smile but failed to (:

he looked into your eyes then your nose and booped it with a small little sound effect earning a snort from you

but then once you opened your eyes from laughing his eyes had a different look to them ?? and he stepped closer to u,, making your heart go boom boom and then he boldly kissed you !!

he didn’t know what to do with his hands so he awkwardly placed them on your hips once your hands were on his cheeks

the kiss was very open mouthed, but it wasn’t messy but of course you kissed back because uhh oops (:

his lips were wAY softer than they looked it made your cheeks red

when he pulled away and saw your flustered face he pecked you again

“I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN SOON YALL ARE OBVIOUS ”

of course chenle would butt in when he saw (:

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waitineedaname · 5 years

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sofa smooches

me @ myself: pleas work on your other wips I’m begging you

my hell brain: hhhhhh soft davekat kisses

also on ao3

Like most days on the meteor, Dave and Karkat were spending the evening on the couch in the TV room. The shitty rom-com Karkat had picked out had long since ended; they’d watched all the way through the credits, like they always did, no matter how many times Dave told him there wasn’t going to be anything new at the end, like watching it for the seventeenth time would somehow unlock a secret ending where those background characters do end up together and go on their own cliched adventure. But. Karkat was stubborn and insistent, as always.

It was kinda cute.

It was not the first time that thought had occurred to Dave, but it had yet to be less startling.

Dave put his phone down, having beat Peggle for the twentieth time, and looked up at Karkat from where he was draped across his lap. He’d laid himself there about a third of the way through the movie, and Karkat hadn’t complained. In fact, neither of them seemed to want to be the one to disturb the little cuddle sesh, and they’d silently agreed to occupy themselves with whatever wouldn’t disturb the other. Hence, Dave’s Peggle endeavors and Karkat’s shitty romance novel. He was holding it with one hand, propping it up on Dave’s legs, because his other hand was resting on top of Dave’s free hand, only lifting away to turn a page every now and then, always returning to gently curl around Dave’s hand. Sometimes he’d absentmindedly rub his thumb along Dave’s knuckles, drawing circles and tracing the scars and freckles that littered his skin, and it. It was nice.

Dave wasn’t sure if he was in the right headspace to think about how touchstarved they both were, or how just those little comforting brushes of affection seemed to comfort an ache in his soul he’d never really paid attention to, or how Karkat’s touches when they cuddled like this were so much more gentle than he ever expected from someone who yelled himself hoarse and threatened bodily harm on the daily.

Dave didn’t think about any of that. He just thought about how nice it was to have his hand held, and how the perpetual pinch in Karkat’s brow was softer from this angle, and how he really wanted to kiss him.

Huh. That was a thought.

“Hey.”

Karkat ignored him.

“Hey.” Dave snapped his fingers in front of his face to get his attention.

Karkat smacked his hand away and turned the page.

“Hey.” Dave reached back up and flicked Karkat’s nose. Karkat, predictably, overreacted and reeled back, his whole face scrunching up.

“Ow! Fucker!” He yelled, covering his nose.

“Oh, come on. That did not hurt.”

“Fuck you! Maybe it did! You don’t know, maybe trolls have especially weak noses! For all you know, that could’ve been a built in insta-kill button! You could’ve killed me, Dave, and then how the fuck would you feel?”

“Pretty shitty, but then I’d let your ghost punch me in the face in the next dream bubble we fly through, so we’d be even.”

“What the fuck ever, you wish I’d punch your stupid face.” Karkat rolled his eyes, but he closed his book so Dave counted that as a win for Strider. “What was so important that you had to almost kill me anyway?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“What?”

“Can I kiss you?” Karkat blinked down at him blankly and well shit, that’s all Dave needed to take off on the rambling train, next stop: off the rails and straight into embarrassment territory. “Forget it, I could totally be misreading this whole cuddle thing, for all I know this might be a normal thing in troll culture, just snuggling between bros, like I could maybe expect it with your whole moirail thing except I’m pretty sure we’re not moirails? I’d probably know if that was what was happening-”

“Yeah, you can kiss me.”

“-especially since I don’t think either of us are like keeping the other from succumbing to homicidal tendencies or whatever because you can do whatever the fuck you want and I’m just chilling-” Dave paused mid-tangent, suddenly processing what Karkat had just said. “Wait. What’d you say?”

“I said you could kiss me, dumbass.”

“Oh. Cool. Great.” Dave found himself frozen for a second, realizing all that meant, and he slowly sat up, sliding off Karkat’s lap and turning to face him. This close, he could see Karkat swallow thickly, and he realized this was just as big of a deal for Karkat as it was for him.

Okay. He could do this.

Dave put his hand on Karkat’s cheek because that seemed like the right thing to do, and before he could second guess himself again, he leaned in and pressed his lips to Karkat’s.

It was really nice. It was clear they both didn’t really know what they were doing - they’d spent most of puberty on a meteor with the same tiny group of people, of course they were inexperienced - but it was still nice. The feeling of Karkat’s weirdly warm lips against his, the feeling of sharp teeth pressed up just behind them when they parted the slightest bit.

It didn’t last very long. Probably just a few seconds, but it felt like forever. Dammit, he was a god of time or whatever, he should probably have a better grasp of its passage, but Karkat seemed to knock out what little sense he had in the first place.

To be perfectly fair, Karkat seemed just as dazed as he did. When Dave finally pulled away, he curled his fingers into Dave’s sleeve to keep him from going too far and hey, when’d his hand end up on his upper arm? Not like Dave was complaining.

They both stared at each other for a second, two annoyingly talkative people on most days suddenly stunned silent.

“Thanks.” Dave finally said, and Karkat snorted, the moment broken.

“Thanks? Do you thank everyone you kiss, just to make up for having to deal with your stink breath?” There wasn’t any bite to the insult since they were definitely still close enough for Karkat to be smelling his supposedly stinky breath, and he didn’t seem to plan on moving away any time soon.

“Yep. Just a courtesy. You know how goddamn polite I am, got etiquette seeping out my damn pores. Gonna get pimples that’re sayin’ please and thank you with how clogged my pores are with all these manners.” He leaned in and bonked their foreheads together gently. Karkat looked like he was having a very hard time not snickering.

“Right. Maybe it’s your human etiquette that’s stinking the place up since you’re apparently drenched in it.”

“Oh, yeah. Good manners are notoriously noxious. They have to wear gas masks in Canada because of the permanent politeness stink.”

“You should know by now I have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.” Karkat let go of his arm to tuck a piece of blond hair behind Dave’s ear and the gesture was so soft that Dave’s heart almost stopped. He definitely didn’t lean into the touch a little bit. Nope. Not at all. Shut up and mind your business.

“So. My lips as impudent as you thought?” Dave said to distract himself from how fluttery he was feeling. Karkat gave him a blank look, then grimaced as he suddenly remembered.

“Oh my fucking god. You cannot still remember that.”

“Of course I fucking remember that. You were hitting on me and John at the same damn time. You hadn’t even met us yet. Horny idiot.” Dave said, accenting his point by poking one of Karkat’s nubby horns.

“Shut up! I still think it’s offensive that humans use that phrase like that.”

“What, horny? Dude, we started using that word way before y’all ever even appeared on our radar.”

“I’m not convinced.”

“You think I’d invent an expression just to poke fun at you? Wait, don’t answer that, I definitely would.”

“Exactly. Dick.” Karkat huffed, then took Dave by surprise by leaning in to kiss him again. They shared a few more gentle kisses, a couple of them ruined by smiles from either of them and what was definitely not a giggle or two, and then Karkat lifted his head a bit to press a tiny kiss to the tip of Dave’s nose. Dave was pretty sure he was gonna explode from the tenderness. Pirouette off the fucking handle or whatever but in the best possible way. Here lies Dave Strider, he died because his alien boyfriend was too damn soft.

Wait.

“Hey, are we boyfriends?”

“You mean matesprits?”

“Yeah, whatever.”

“I dunno.” Karkat worried his lip with one of his fangs. “Do you wanna be?”

“I dunno.” Dave said, unintentionally parroting him. “Maybe? I-. I wouldn’t be opposed. To being matesprit-boyfriends. Maybe we can try it out for a while, see if we’re both down to clown- wait, bad choice of words, hopefully no clowns will be involved.”

“Yeah, that might get fucking weird.”

“Definitely. If you somehow become a clown, that ‘maybe’ will immediately turn into a no.”

“If I turn into a clown, you have my explicit permission to kill me instantly.”

“Punch the kill-button on the nose, right?” Dave said, brushing their noses together.

“Exactly. I’m trusting you with the secret to killing trolls, use it wisely.”

“I promise to only use my knowledge to put an end to my clown boyfriend’s horrible hypothetical existence.”

“You’re so dumb.” Karkat mumbled, tone full of affection, and he tucked his face into Dave’s neck.

They stayed there for a while, hours maybe, rambling and teasing each other. It really wasn’t very different from how they normally spent their time except they were a tangled mess of limbs and half on each other’s laps, cutting off particularly pointless rambles with kisses and effectively changing the subject completely.

Dave knew there were definitely things to worry about, things he’d have to deal with eventually, but with an armful of happy troll kissing him, he couldn’t be any happier.

#dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #homestuck #my writing #okay to reblog #i wrote this in the bus station and on the ride back to college on sunday #i alternated between writing it and finishing the comic itself lmao #i hope it's decently in character!!!!!#i've never written them before (obviously bc i literally finished the comic two days ago)#but yeah we love soft boyfriends

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Since moving to LA, Aleks has been extremely behind on getting in stream time. An infinite checklist regarding what is to be done at Cow Chop was constantly in the back of Aleks’ mind, all while he tried to get situated himself. But finally, after about a week of unpacking boxes at both the warehouse and his own home, Aleks had time to stream. For the past few weeks streams had become somewhat boring and something that Aleks dreaded, and this was due to the overwhelming stress of moving and the time it took away from other, more important, moving-related things. But today’s stream didn’t feel boring or “in the way”; it was the first stream since he’s moved and Aleks was beyond excited to get back into his routine in a brand new city. He felt good and was ready to enjoy himself.

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After about an hour in, Aleks took a break and put on his intermission screen. He grabbed a bottle of water and hurried back to his audience. He answered questions about what’s to come at Cow Chop, what LA was like and something about CS:GO. As he rummaged through the comment section on his stream until he saw one question that stood out: “Is James your boyfriend?” Aleks smiled to himself as he read it in his head. Since he broke up with Sj, he’s become more and more open to expressing his queerness.

“Is James my boyfriend?” Aleks read out loud this time, as put his hands over his face to conceal the ear to ear grin his mouth was forming. He realized there was only one proper way of answering this question.

“JAMES” Aleks yelled, waiting for a response. The door to the left of him opened and a shirtless James appeared in the door frame. Aleks turned his chair to face directly at James. He yawned and rubbed his eyes because Aleks had just woken him up. James was tempted to just turn back around and go back to bed, but something brought him to the door down the hall. It was Aleks’ sweet voice.

“Yeah?” James said as he leaned up against the frame and crossed his arms. Aleks bit his lip at how hot James looked and nodded for him to walk over to him. James shook his head “no” and motioned to his shirtless body, knowing that Aleks was streaming and thousands of strangers would see him.

“Just come here,” Aleks pleaded. James sank into Aleks’ beautiful brown eyes and couldn’t resist his request. He slowly walked forward until he was in front of Aleks, but out of the range of the camera.

“Closer…” James inched forward until the audience could see that he had gray sweatpants on that rest right at his hips and no shirt to go with it. Because he was standing up, his head was out of the frame. Once he was close enough, Aleks took both of his hands, reached behind James’ head and pulled him into a deep kiss. After a passionate five seconds, Aleks pulled away and spun his chair back towards his camera as if nothing had happened. James wanted to be surprised or shocked, but he was too enthralled by Aleks’ soft lips to care. He loved Aleks and he wanted everyone on this planet to know.

“We just moved in together,” Aleks says looking up into James’ eyes. James leaned down for another kiss, and Aleks happily obliged. Aleks melted into James’ lips and felt that everything was perfect for just one moment. This time, James pulled away and turned his head towards the camera, and then back at Aleks.

“We sure did, huh?” James gave Aleks one last quick smooch before getting up and walking out the room. But, before he reached the door, he turned back to Aleks and says, “Is that all you wanted?”

“Yeah, sorry,” Aleks said smirking. He wasn’t sorry and he also couldn’t stop smiling about it.

“Oh, I don’t mind,” and then James disappeared into the hallway, and back into their shared bedroom.

Aleks sits in silence for a moment as he watches his feed become a madhouse of congratulating comments, homophobic slurs and all-caps fan girls raving over the fact that novahd is real. Aleks takes a sip of his water and then looks the camera right on.

“So yeah, James is my boyfriend, and it’s fucking great.”

For the rest of the stream Aleks was a little bit off. He couldn’t stop thinking about that fact that he and James were finally out. Though their friends and family had known for months, their audience was completely unaware until now. Aleks felt vulnerable, but he also felt relieved; he could finally be completely open with everyone, including their fans.

#novahd #oh boy am i suffering #cow chop #immortalhd #uberhaxornova #please help #someone #novahd fic #novahd fanfiction

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