#be prepared for Rambles

[beensimpingsinceiwas9]

Leo x GN! Reader Incorrect Quotes

I want to write actual headcanons and oneshots, but they are taking a while…so I’mma just keep making incorrect quotes for now. Also, I try to only do the ones I can see actually happening. Enjoy this until I build up actual fics.

And to the people who found this blog within two days, welcome :D

I just finish the movie and I’m emotionally broken-

Leo: Pros and cons of dating me.

Leo: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Leo: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

~💙~

Y/N: I fell—

Leo: From heaven?

Y/N: No, I literally fell—

Leo: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Y/N: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Leo: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

~💙~

Y/N: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Leo: Oh. We're going out?

Y/N: Wh...

~💙~

Y/N: I love you.

Leo, not paying attention: What was that?

Y/N: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

~💙~

Y/N: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Leo: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: You mean ring bearER, right?

Leo: ...

Y/N: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

~💙~

Y/N: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Leo: This is a lie.

Leo: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Leo: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS

~💙~

Leo: This date is boring!

Y/N: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Leo: Then why did you invite me?

Y/N: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "f*** you Y/N I'll do whatever I want!”

~💙~

Y/N: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*

Leo: *standing on the roof* Bless you.

Y/N: God?!

~💙~

Y/N: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Leo: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

~💙~

Y/N: I owe you one.

Leo: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

~💙~

Y/N: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Leo: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

~💙~

Y/N: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Leo: Your life?

Y/N: I- well yes, but-

~💙~

*While the Squad is in a battle*

Y/N, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

Leo: Take it back now y'all!

~💙~

Leo: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Leo: But you’re always acting stupid?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

~💙~

Leo: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Y/N: Are you a software update? because not right now.

#savetherottmnt #save the rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leo x reader #rottmnt incorrect quotes #oh me gosh #where did all you come from #hi people! #be prepared for rambles #just watched the movie #I’m broken #just Leo noooo #my baby

[charliebugz]

When Izzy first walked out I was worried that he would be made into a joke that the crew would laugh at

but then he started singing and the dancing began and I realized that he wasn’t meant to be a joke at all. This is the most open and happy we’ve ever seen Izzy and the show treated it that way. Not mocking him but instead celebrating this moment.

When we talk about queer representation it’s usually just focused on queer relationships, but what I love about this episode is it shows other sides of being queer. That moment where Izzy saw Wee John doing his makeup and had a realization that he wanted that too? That is what being queer means to me. The crew singing along and cheering for him? That is what being apart of the queer community means to me.

What i love about this show is that it shows queer joy, not in a sanitized way, but in away that is messy, beautiful, and without any mockery or shame.

#the fact i expected him to be made fun of just reflects how queer people are usually presented in media #i was preparing myself for an awkward scene full of secondhand embarrassment for izzy #but then it didn’t happen. And it just made me immediately feel so warm and fuzzy inside. #like he can express the not socially acceptable parts of himself and not be outcast for it #and that’s just so fantastical to me #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd s2e6 #izzy hands #rambling #i speak!

[wu-does-art]

thinking about Nico adjusting to letting himself miss and long for the people he loves. based on these bits from the sun and the star:

" As Nico and Will followed the trogs, he thought about how much he missed Hazel. He was learning to make peace with that feeling. It was okay for him to miss people because that meant he wanted them around in his life. That idea was *very* new for him- he was used to either pushing people away or watching them recoil from his presence." *

" That was the most surreal thing of all... Was he happy? Nico wasn't very familiar with the sensation, but he couldn't deny that he felt wonderful in Will's presence. He even longed for the son of Apollo when they were apart. A funny thing had happened as the two grew closer: Nico suddenly understood all those cheesy, sappy love songs he'd always hated."

#its just. i like that they included that in the book yk. the fact that he prepared a certain distance between everyone #and thus isnt used to missing anyone #so its strange for him #this is probably set somewhere pre tsats just because i like to think it was one of the times he found himself missing and longing. #but it was one of the first times he actually allowed himself to feel that way. #took the feeling and held it instead of banishing it away #also yes letting himself unmask a bit #i like to think he just gets wayyy more expressive with his hands the more he heals #that and he unmasks more!!! more openly stimming!! more special interest rambles!! #just oughh. #anyways this was a huge comic to colour #big fuck you to tumblr who made posting soooo much harder #fuck u and ur updates tumblr #solangelo #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #nico di angelo #will solace #the sun and the star #trials of apollo #they borrow clothes from eachother its real in my head okay #nico canonally bought will a stupid shirt as a joke tho and i love that for them

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

“the point of kintsugi is to treat broken pieces and their repair as part of the history of an object”

David Mitchell // Hanif Abdurraqib // photo by @lakevida // @ashstfu // tiktok comment by @/muddafrigga // Miranda July // Pete Wentz // @jovialtorchlight // caption from Penny Reid [x]

#the amount I use to you unfinished in non-fob related web weaves should probably be embarrassing but isn't #it just.... yeah. please send my love to everyone above. that's it. #something something I've never gotten over anything in my life. idk #web weaving #Lu rambles #idk. just something about warm gold.... #like the lights of the kitchen in the only house that ever really felt like home when my parents were cooking and music played #punctuated by the clanking and sizzling of a meal being prepared in the early dark

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Get Souped!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #I'm back! #She would never say 'get souped idiot' but I like to imagine JC and WWX would say it to each other if the other got sick and needed soup #JYL would never throw soup without knowing full well you would be able to catch it #She would rather fall face first than drop a bowl of soup after tripping. #She’s been hard at work preparing this soup! And all of you get to have some B*) Thanks for all the support while I was on break! #‘was your break relaxing op?’ unfortunately it was like being kicked down several flights of stairs. Didn't draw much sadly #Though I did end up writing a little mdzs fic! I haven’t written anything in a long while but it was fun. Maybe I'll post it....maybe... #regardless of all this rambling; thank you for all the kind messages. ill try and reply soon! #i have a few more fun doodles before I'm ready to crack into season 2! #Enjoy the soup in the mean time! #(PS: I know that's not the right hand shape for the meme redraw but augh...the OG hand angle was...way too hard to draw). #edit: retagged as better drawn mdzs. I put a lot into this one

[ladykeyleth]

Filed under: improvised lines that rewired my brain chemistry.

#I WAS NOT WARNED #I WAS NOT PREPARED #MY KNEECAPS WERE SHATTERED IN ONE SWIFT BLOW FROM THE STEEL CHAIR #ABSOLUTELY SICK AND TWISTED. LAURA BAILEY WHERE IS YOUR OSCAR #critical role #laura bailey #imogen temult #liliana temult #cr spoilers #mal rambles

[atmilliways]

What if an AU where Steve actually didn’t graduate, but he’s pretending he did and that he just didn’t get into any colleges because if his parents find out he’ll be out on his ass. He’s eighteen, able to intercept any messages the school does happen to send home, and after Starcourt he changes his emergency contact to Robin’s parents or something.

But it starts with being called into the principal’s office to receive the news. He’s an athlete and the school’s golden boy, so the principal tries to give him an out. He’s a good kid, just obviously got derailed in his studies sometime during junior year… maybe by drugs. Is he *sure* he wasn’t pressured into buying anything by Eddie Munson?

At some point the principal tells Steve point blank that if he sells The Freak out, he can graduate and not have to repeat. All of this can just go away.

Steve still says no, he didn’t get anything from Munson. He’s barely ever talked to the guy. (He’s not even lying—Tommy always took care of that stuff back when Steve still threw parties, albeit with Steve’s money.)

He doesn’t know that Eddie is in a chair just outside the door waiting for his own special “you flunked” audience.

-

Eddie is chewing rabidly on his hair because he knows that if he were offered this deal he would’ve sold King Steve out in a second, and it’s making him feel like a complete shitstain.

He is not offered that deal, which is why he uses his longest sewing needle to puncture a sloooow leak into all four of Principal Higgins’ tires less than an hour later. But this means… he only has a few months of summer break to decide if and how he should thank Steve for not throwing him under the bus.

#jean rambles #steddie #what if a fic #it has been pointed out that a sewing needle would not be up to that task #but eddie brought a thimble and a hammer and he is prepared to do whatever it takes #up to and including giving up and pulling out his switchblade after a very dogged twenty-five minutes of giving it all he’s got

[glitter-glue-from-the-void]

Alice saying "bussin" was not on my Magnus Protocol bingo card.

#listen i was not mentally prepared for it #like i know we all know by this point that she is definitely an active tumblr user and chronicly online #so its not a surprise that she *knows* bussin and what it means #but just hearing her say it gave me a little whiplash #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp 13 #alice dyer #rambles from the void

[i-am-but-a-beta-fish]

fucking love the pale king. he sucks so bad. it's like if the protagonist of a greek tragedy was a bug

#fork looking mf making me rember shit from ap lit #life is truly a ride no one can prepare you for #hollow knight #i seek a place to ramble merely

[dogtoling]

shoutout to everyone else whose "art process" consists of thinking about starting the art for 5 hours (refreshing tumblr for 5 hours straight looking at the same 3 posts) and not doing anything with their day until finally starting the art at like 8pm

#for the record i havent started yet. but i AM well into the 'preparation period' #rambles #Something Is Wrong With My Brain.

[halfagone]

...Bruce and Danny cuddling as father-son for the first time must be so heartbreaking and fulfilling all at once. Bruce, the hands that hurt and cannot heal. Hands that held broken corpse after broken corpse, yet can never keep the living ones close. Danny, who only knows hands that hurt him. Hands of others that hold him back, hold him down; his own hand that pressed a button and brought the killing blow.

Just the quiet trust of a moment shared for the first time. Maybe one holds their breath for it. Maybe it's just so thoughtless, a moment of relief or a need for comfort, that it doesn't even cross their mind. Just the ability to finally let the people who love you into your life again.

...I should really sleep.

#dpxdc #halfagone rambles #preparing for the dpxdc bang #has given me such HUGE brainrot #i am not ready for this

[landfilloftrash]

seeing ghosts everywhere you go?

are they all in your head or are they here causing that chill in your bones?

#my art #Ace Attorney #Miles Edgeworth #Phoenix Wright #Gregory Edgeworth #Manfred von Karma #i think the concept of him seeing Actual Ghosts is delightful and should be expanded upon because YES. GET HAUNTED BITCH (affectionate)— #however; Metaphorical ones. Things he didn’t expect to see after Gregory was gone #the boy you have raised being like his father in every way you did not expect and it blind siding you every time no matter how you prepare #and the man who finally takes you down from your pedestal of godhood having the same gumption and determination #as the only man who could go against you toe to toe in court and scarred you in more ways than one #Manfred von Karma sees ghosts; it’s just up to your interpretation whether or not they’re real or crafted from his own guilt #rea rambles in the tags #small side note; it is *so* incredibly fun to draw him clutching his shoulder I’m sorry if you notice it a lot from me. ok thats it thank u #rea’s trash

[zzombiecleo]

Do It For Her.

Let them ascend to their final form by making sure she wins #1 mcyt sexyman.

#zombiecleo #andy rambles #hermitcraft #3rd life smp #last life zombiecleo #last life smp #mcyt sexyman #mcyt sexyman poll #feel free to repost these anywhere you want to help spread the propaganda just remember to credit #also made this in preparation of tmmrws fight against pearl. i love pearl but dont fail me now people #memes #hermitcraft memes

[sircavities]

I fear that we as a fandom have collectively become too used to the queer not being bait anymore.

we've been properly fed for once, and marvel has taken it upon them to remind us what it feels like to starve.

#cavities rambles #lokius #loki #we're being queerbaited and we know it #fucking marvel #preparing the clown makeup in advance #love my queer shows though #good omens #ofmd #wwdits

[lavenoon]

Before domestication comes a good, thorough hosing down

So, uh. This was supposed to be a wet beast wednesday and "stinky sewer troll" joke in one. And then it got entirely away from me. I continue ignoring canon and living in my made up timeline of Severing Hell's Leash (if you look closely, you can see Angor wear his ring!), and in that timeline he needs a shower.

Also version without the water below the cut

#post let luce #tales of arcadia #trollhunters #jim lake jr #angor rot #severing hell's leash #my art #im also writing again so out of time wont be the only piece in the series for much longer hfdjsk #just. please just take this i spent SO much time on this joke fhdjsk #it WAS very important to me to finish this today #given that i started last year n then didnt work on it for a few weeks (had to crochet gifts instead) #gotta start off this year with powerwashing the angry troll #also yeah jim has his amulet at the ready for the deep clean. gotta be prepared for feral reactions to water #enough rambles. enjoy <3

[lazylittledragon]

question for ghost fans who were there for the transition from terzo - copia (or before), how did you. deal with that. because i've only been a fan while popia has been around and i think when he dies/moves on i'm going to be genuinely emotionally devastated

#ramble #ghost #ghost bc #since he announced that it was actually his last show i've been like. preparing myself #which sounds stupid but ghost is so special to me #like the butterfly effect that happened bc i started listening to ghost is crazy #listen to ghost -> buy festival tickets Just to see ghost -> start listening to other bands on the setlist -> find my favourite bands ever #-> make new friends and go to a LOT of gigs -> go a little batshit and start dressing exactly how i want to -> become happier with myself?? #wack #idk ghost is one of those bands who makes me understand why girls in the 80s threw their bras at the stage and fought eachother for tickets