#bc i am a yapper

[evilresident3757]

john egan is the biggest yapper known to mankind. what is he even talking about half the time. someone contain that guy

#masters of the air #mota #john egan #buck is his yap wrangler btw #i can say this bc i too am a yapper #vin yaps

[yuelaos-codex]

Wedding Ship Meme

link to template by @heyneon

tagging @bbrocklesnar @alexxmason @captmactavish @onehornedbeast @finding-comfort-in-rain @carlosoliveiraa @tao-tgsh @ghastlyrider @captastra and anyone who wants to ✨ no pressure ofc!

Decided to do both ending 2 (my canon) and ending 3 to show how different yet similar the routes are!

++ some rambles/explanations under the cut:

ASCENDANT ENDING

THE PRENUP

this is sending me bc i have this long ass timeline that leads to them signing a prenup:

- astarion ascends, then breaks up with selene bc she didn’t want to become his spawn

- selene comes with karlach and wyll to avernus, but she doesn’t last long (she’s a lover not a fighter 💀) karlach convinces her to go back to faerun. she tells her that she has been on autopilot ever since, and she has not had the time to process the breakup. the constant fighting in the hells was not helping

- hesitantly she goes back to waterdeep, where she learns that she is being summoned back to evereska. she journeys there and gets celebrated as the savior of baldur’s gate. she starts creating songs abt her adventures. somehow, she still felt as an outsider in her family despite getting acknowledgment. she goes back to waterdeep where she feels more at home

- she slowly builds her reputation. the reunion party also happens during this time.

- 3 years pass by. she goes back to baldur’s gate ever since the brain. not as a hero, but as a performer this time 🥳

- they see each other again ever since the party

- zariel arc begins(!) selene recruits astarion (and the gang!) to help defeat zariel. this is where they rebuild their relationship, whatever it was. they make house of hope their homebase

- before the final fight, astarion, desperate and pissed off that selene was not jumping on his advances, propositions (again 😩) to turn her. they get into this massive fight. selene tells him that the only way that they can make this work is to enter a (magical, hell-powered) contract, where he can’t compel her and in return she can’t leave or betray him. astarion, who was planning all along to turn selene into a vampire bride (where he actually can’t compel her) instead of a spawn, agrees to it since the contract was heavily in his favor. BOOM PRENUP. they both sign it. astarion turns her the very same night 💀 they’re basically married at this point

- they defeat zariel yay, slowly take over baldur’s gate while also getting a vacation home in waterdeep while also traveling the world yadda yadda. then they have a wedding despite already being married for years bc why not ✨

THE WEDDING

at this point selene is a very famous singer, and astarion close to becoming the shadow ruler of baldur’s gate. their wedding gets called the wedding of the century— think the royal wedding, imagine the masses crowding on the gates trying to see what’s going on inside 💀 they hold it during the daytime to squash all the rumors of them being vampires. their motif is white and gold, and is heavily influenced by elven culture. selene’s gown’s train is around 20 ft long. their cake is 3 minscs and 8 boos tall. the festivities lasted for DAYS. lots of hedonistic debauchery occurred ehehe

THE SONGS

so i chose songs that had wedding vibes but also toxic when you listen to the lyrics. chemtrails over the county club is about choosing to live in your own safe and comfortable bubble despite the ongoing horrors outside (cue in my snow globe symbolism for them). there’s also this line where it says “it’s never too late, baby, so don’t give up” which makes me feel that there’s still hope in the relationship becoming healthy… eventually 🤡 (i mean, they actually have forever between them). you belong to me is very fitting bc astarion can let her roam the world freely, but ultimately she can’t leave him. (this also aligns with one of the voicelines a!astarion has if tav leaves with karlach to avernus as a spawn— he tells them that he allowed them to go with karlach bc he’s not some “controlling monster”. he could summon tav back beside him if he wanted to.)

SPAWN ENDING

THE WEDDING

as for the spawn ending, at first they want to hold it with just the two of them but then word gets around, and now everyone was excited for the wedding! they didn’t expect so many people would want to congratulate and celebrate with them. imagine 7k+ people wanting to attend 💀💀💀

they hold the wedding reception in the underdark, but made their vows privately under the night sky 🥹😭 MOON AND STAR MOTIF LFG 😭😭😭

THE SONGS

just a quick one: there’s this line in your universe that says “you can thank your stars all you want but, i’ll always be the lucky one” which i think perfectly sums up how he views tav/selene. bc who in their right mind would help a vampire— a monster, let alone give them their blood? only tav/selene. (which also aligns with his voiceline saying “other people don’t have a heart like that. you’re… you. no one is like that.”) ANYWAY ENOUGH RAMBLING THANKS FOR READING 😘

#THEYRE MY ROMAN EMPIRE ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #no need to read the rambles i just turn into a yapper when it’s abt them 🤡 #lmaoooo not me jumping on this template bc im v v stressed with planning MY OWN wedding rn 💀 i’d rather elope tbh #let me think about my blorbos weddings instead 😌😌😌 #there’s still a lot of stuff in between for the ascendant end but that’s the gist of it!! #the plot is easily a 100k fic but alas… i am not a writer 😭💀 #love how gothic their aesthetic is despite it being the spawn end. love me some gap moe #tag games #x: wherever you stray i follow #yue’s codex entry: selene #appendix entry: astarion

[elizais]

"ranpo is the smartest!" this

"fyodor is the smartest!" that

asagiri is the smartest for not showing his face considering all the shit he pulls

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #kafka asagiri #genuinely though like good for him #hes a wiser person than i am #no bcs like when ppl were theorising ab how dazai is still alive i would have been replying to each of them just to install false belief #or like fyodor being alive i feel like i would just like reply with “lol” each time #i also can't be famous i would not be able to ignore the haters #not in the sense of letting their comments get to me i would just say something even worse back #i need 2 stop talking #BYE #elizai is a yapper #this is on queue and my queue is very long atm even when i put it to 3 posts a day

[sfsolstice]

i've been trying to make the effort to take more photos to document my life and preserve memories, and something they don't tell you as someone who used to hate taking photos and so never did until NOW is that !! even when you remind yourself to !! you just !! forget !! :""))

#solstice shares #fun fact: i am a yapper #a true yapper #i do not shut up ever #my priv twitter mutuals can attest #i wanted to take a photo of a meet fresh bc its been years since ive been to one :(

[sapientiia]

thank the gods for the child within me that never lost her light and hope. you are not meant to live this world as a nihilist, and i was always meant to be gentle to bugs, be a patient and loving soul and to have wisdom beyond my years. being free from sexual and mental abuse for nearly two years now, having just been able to start my life in my adult body, holding hands tightly with the child that witnessed it all - is such a precious thing to me. being a late bloomer is not embarrassing, and not fitting into societal norms is also not embarrassing. there is no rush, there will never be a rush. years to you are mere minutes to me. i will never not be connecting dots and understanding infinitely - accepting and processing. im cold, guarded and wary now - very standoffish and easily spooked. but with time, and with several seasons passing me over, i will love, and be loved and question why i ever thought i wasn't worth being that - myself.

#professional yapper #just thinking bc someone i thought was my friend desperately wants to change me #i like me...... i worked hard to be THIS me #its peaceful #and im safe.. and alone #and happy being so. #but that like all things will change. when I alone am ready #the violence it took to be this gentle is sick #but gentle all the same

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

Getting re-obsessed over Two Embers cause it was supposed to be out by now.

#i think it was at least #i was reading about a possible release date for it and i read “March” and “2024” and got mad #I WANT MY CANON LORE AND I WANT IT NOW #i am also desperate for my hcs to be right and everyone else's to be wrong but not in an asshole way #but in an “i told you so” way except i have not told a single soul about literally anything about what i think happened #im just mysterious like that #and apparently dyslexic like ive had to correct my spelling 70 times omg #like i literally just corrected it there with “times” AND AGAIN WITH TIMES. #absolute yapper if im given the chance my god #im so off topic #anyways I was ranting about Two Embers to my Mam who didn't understand a thing I was saying bc shes not with the times #and somehow i ended up ranting about how i hated how humiliatingly different the original Demeter's Hymn is to the “feminist retellings” are #because how dare u change such a sad story about a mother losing her daughter and not being able to do anything about into some love story? #like the disrespect people have to retell ot as feminist when you are being the exact opposite of that with what you're doing!!!!!! #How Dare You!!!!!! #off topic again #sky cotl #two embers

[meowyoi]

so i completely forgot to update you on where i'm at but i'm almost done with s1 (on ep 38 right now) and i just wanted to say i really. really really liked ep 26 and 33. i don't have words to put down but i can put down the noises going on in my brain which is: WAGWGHH 👍sorry i cannot give actual thoughts

oooh interesting YEAH 26 IS WHEN MICHAEL SHOWS UP HE'S SO FUN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIM ^_^ and 33 that's interesting i never felt particularly drawn to that one but there's other episodes taking place on boats in later seasons if those are to your taste. some of my personal faves are 32 (jane prentiss about her wasp nest because holy fuck jonny boy went OFF reading. performance 100/10) and 34 (silly weird anatomy students IDK WHY i just like the thought that something non human would have to learn how to breathe and have their heart pump blood manually and doing it in a super off way so fun for horror..)

oh and lol the episode you're on right now gets meme'd to hell and back. (stop reading here if you haven't finished it while reading this) um idk if you noticed because i actually had a hard time remembering the gender of statement givers then had to adjust when they'd add information that made it clear i imagined them wrong in my head and so it never occured to me that the statement giver of that one was a man with a husband and therefore gay 😭 until people started joking about the "homophobic vase" and i was like WHAT. but yeah there's so many "no husband?" jokes for that one AND ALSO IT MEANS YOU'RE ABOUT TO START THE FINALE SOON WHICH IS SO FUN YAYYY ^_^

#you're speeding through the episodes at a really good speed btw!!! you may catch up with my own relisten lol #asks ♧ #holy fuck. call me the yapper bc wtf am i even on here

[babygirlyusuf]

killing cringe culture w my bare hands

#was talking with a 1L today who broke my heart about how she’s holding herself back bc of how easily ppl are getting made fun of in her - #year for. get this. ANSWERING QUESTIONS IN CLASS 😭 #she said ‘im so excited about the material but i make myself stop talking after raising my hand three times’ #i genuinely almost committed an act of violence in her name. #it’s cringe??? to be interested in the subject we’re paying 22k to learn???? GIRL WHAT. #she said ‘well yk gen-z’s dont like a yapper’ . what 🧍🏽‍♀️ #of all the fucking insane shit we put up with in this white colonial institution ppl being passionate is the cringe thing 😭😭 #i am experiencing the tiktokification of law school in real time. #shini.txt

[martitheevans]

Going to try writing while pretty drunk rn

#the yapper yaps #woooooooo #drunk #alcohol #tw alcohol #i think #do people tw these things #i will just in case #bc i am a nice person #yiepee #do i need to tag it on the thing #like idk if this counts as 'drug or alcohol addiction' #i think it's just alochool #yeah anyway #soz

[zodiacsea]

i am glad that my dentist decided my crown falling off wasn’t enough of an emergency to move my appointment up but i am going slowly crazy bc the spot where it was is SO sharp and i keep scraping my tongue

#it’s mostly when i like. talk. which is a problem bc i’m a YAPPER #esp wheh i am sitting at home alone playing games this is prime yapping time #漫言

[getonite]

tis the end of 4/20 ( in cst ), ill watch black butler, and i bid y'all a happy weed day.

#( the yapper in me ) #why am i like this #also i didn't post much ( thank god they all say in unison ) bc i was playing with my baby cousins #they came down for NY and omg they're so cuteeee!!

[lesbischl]

im like the opposite of the "you lacked the vitamin ?" post as i sit here currently reading the symptoms of elevated tsh levels,,, very exciting stuff 🫶🫶

also it seems my body might be currently battling The Demons (i have elevated leukocyte and lymphocyte levels)

#its at least good to know i wasnt... making it all up ?? #like . Yeah . i Am not all that well actually #like yeah its awful to have a medical problem but also its good to know my body falling apart isnt just bc im lazy #ajax the yapper

[theha1r]

me trying to scroll through my ooc tag on one of my old blogs to find something specific & it taking thirty million years because i never shut the fuck up -

#( a pathological people pleaser // ooc ) #(i am a YAPPER it's true. honestly like glad that has become a popular term bc nothing describes me more)

[de4dlyniightshade]

ilysm and ur writing omg mamas (u have no idea who I am #parasocialrelationshipcore) BUT im like A SUPER FAN ☝️😫 anyway, ma'am, i had a sudden deep and absolutely CARNAL need inside of me- and how better to solve that emptiness with your headcanons?? 😍 OKAY, so the vision was like basically how spencer would act if you like praised something about him a lot like you emphasize it sm, YK? like say u said his lips were pretty or like his style is *chef's kiss* LIKE HOW WOULD HE REACT TO THIS INFORMATION?!! DOES HE THINK ABT IT OR IS HE COCKY OR WHAT? i need this man on a scary level omfg I'm so down baddddd THE D IS FIRE! also UGH i love your headcanons like they're literally my thoughts except like they're BETTER. que yummi (sorry for allat btw I'm a yapper if u couldn't alr tell)

idk who you are but i love you. you seem so fun and sweet pls kiss me on the mouth.

also! HIS LIPS!!! YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT!!!(i have to go with his lips. they're so gorgeous.)

would probably think you're making fun of him at first bcs he doesn't get compliments often or he thinks you're just saying it to be nice so he'd just be like "thanks:]" with his silly white boy smile.

when you continue saying stuff like "i'm so jealous of your lips spencer, they're so pretty, it's not fair" he realises that you're actually serious and actually complimenting him and gets all bashful about it.

studies his lips in the mirror to see what you're seeing but just doesn't understand why you're so obsessed with them, to him they're just his lips that he's always had.

gets teased to death by derek about it, derek mocking your compliments in a high pitched voice and making kissy faces at spencer.

looks forward to your compliments every day for a little confidence boost and when you're not there for whatever reason he doesn't know what to even do with himself.

ofc you don't just compliment his lips, most of the time it is but you also tell him how good his hair looks when he gets a haircut or if you notice a new tie you make sure to mention it, the way he shyly thanks you for noticing making your whole week.

drunkenly telling him how kissable his lips are is inevitable for sure and when you do he doesn't even know how to answer you, just sitting with his mouth agape staring at you with big wide eyes and red cheeks.

when you randomly ask him if your compliments make him uncomfortable he can't answer you fast enough, immediately telling you that they don't and mumbling that he actually likes them which makes you raise your brow at him.

the knowledge that he likes your compliments only makes you do it even more, making it your mission to have him blushing and flustered at every chance you get.

loves your jokey compliments, like telling him he has a nice ass or something bcs it makes him laugh.

in conclusion, spencer is a compliment WHORE.

#💌 headcanon segment!!!∩^ω^∩ #📬 maeve's mailbox! #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #spencer reid fandom #mgg #dr spencer reid #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid one shot #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid smut #spencer reid headcanon #spencer reid hcs #criminal minds fluff #criminal minds oneshot #criminal minds smut #criminal minds fic #criminal minds fanfic #criminal minds headcanons #mgg x reader #mgg smut #mgg imagine #mgg fanfiction

[moonjxsung]

Hey! What do you think the reaction the skz members be to you being the quiet type during first time. Although you seem to be enjoying.

-🧁

Chan: is a little worried at first. I think he loves hearing that you like what he’s doing, especially if he’s going down on you. Likes to hear you compliment his tongue skills or his massive cock or whatever, and if you don’t, he’s worried that he’s either hurting you or you’re not enjoying it. Definitely the type to ask if you’re okay and comment “you’re a little quiet”, but once he realizes you’re just sorta dazed by the feeling, he’s satisfied. In FACT, it’s even hotter to him knowing you can hardly verbalize anything to him because he’s fucking you so well.

Minho: doesn’t mind. If you’re having sex with him, and you’re not physically asking him to stop or showing any signs that you’re not enjoying it, he’s fine with silence. In fact, he’s a little quiet too, I feel like the room would just be full of panting and groaning while he fucks you. Definitely says a few words here and there to maybe encourage you to verbalize if you like something “this okay?” “Are you close?” But definitely doesn’t care if you just want to moan or nod in response. The fact that you’re both a bit quiet means the sex is even better frfr like you can barely breathe bc he’s fucking you so good.

Changbin: will try to get you to talk- but it turns into him wanting you to desperately moan or gasp in response. At first he wants some form of answer from you, but he quickly finds it amusing when you can’t talk because it feels so good. So then he’s playing with the idea for the rest of the night- “do you want me to do that again?” Right before he slams his hips into yours so that you can’t answer. After the first few times he gets well adjusted to your quiet tendencies during sex and as long as you’re satisfied, he’s happy.

Hyunjin: wants you to be loud. And he won’t hesitate to tell you. “Moan for me baby, say my name”. Won’t necessarily reprimand you for being quiet, but he cums more when you’re at least moaning or begging him to pick up the pace or something. He gets more shy and a little embarrassed when you’re too quiet, so do not be shy to be loud!! Also wants you to beg him to cum inside of you or on you or something- just likes to hear about him reaching his release.

Jisung: he’s loud during sex, so he’s embarrassed if you’re quiet. He’ll bring a hand up to his mouth to stop his own whimpers and then apologize for being so loud. But mostly he wants praise. “Am I doing okay? Does that feel good?” It doesn’t even have to be some complicated answer, just hearing “yeah, that’s good” is enough for him. He just wants to know if he’s doing a good job and he definitely wouldn’t mind if you ordered him around during sex.

Felix: he would hate you being too quiet :( not like where he holds any animosity toward you, but he loves communication and that doesn’t stop when it comes to sex! Tell him he’s doing a good job, tell him what you like and what you don’t like, ask him about what he likes, etc. it’s more fun for him when he can have a genuine communication with somebody during sex, so being quiet just makes him feel like you’re either not enjoying it or you’re somehow mad at him or something. Also loves praise like Hanji does, especially if he’s trying something new. Just a yapper in bed fr 🫶

Seungmin: doesn’t mind. Do whatever you want tbh, he’s going to fuck you whether you feel like moaning for him, whether you feel like being quiet or talking about your day or whatever. He does match your energy, he’ll talk if you want to, but there’s no requirement for it when it comes to sex. In fact sometimes he’ll go so far as to ask you “are you gonna talk today, or just be quiet and take it?” And he can find a way to make it sort of degrading at times (in the best way possible) but he’s still sweet about your decision.

Jeongin: he likes a little bit of both- tell him what feels good, but when he starts picking up the pace and really getting into it, there’s no need for anything except for you to enjoy yourself. Just knowing you’re comfortable and reciprocating his energy is enough for him. He does like talking during foreplay though, so definitely tell him he’s doing a good job and get a few moans in there for him, but he likes whatever feels natural to you.

#🧁 anon #ask #stray kids #skz #skz smut #stray kids hard hours #skz scenarios #stray kids hard thoughts #skz hard thoughts

[winwintea]

dreamies as your disney world boyfriend

pairing ▸ boyfriend!dreamies x reader author's note ▸ i am working on the SERIES I PROMISE GUYS... it's just quite long... oops. i needed to channel my inner disney for inspiration for this sorry. the prompt seemed to make more sense in my head so i guess it's just, 'dreamies at disney' now lol. ALSO SOME DISNEY TERMINOLOGY in there i apologize. should make sense but if it's confusing ask me lmfaooo

mark lee

photographer boyfriend obviously 

doesn’t even complain about how many photos you want to take

is actually dying inside but hides it away with dad jokes to cope with the pain

“it’s not even noon yet and dis-knees are killing me bro” 

will only complain about the heat 

“It’s like we’re on the surface on the sun dude… like satan’s armpit. that’s crazzzzyy.”

you couldn’t help but laugh

but then he just KEPT GOING

“it’s like we’re in the inside of a mouth… there are things sticking to things that-” 

and you cut him off right there.

can’t help the fact that bro is a D1 yapper.

will not wear mickey ears though no matter how much you beg him to :(  

favorite ride: slinky dog dash

least favorite ride: dumbo

huang renjun

the boyfriend that actually disney bounds with you

so y’all are disney bounding as nick wilde and judy hopps from zootopia (renjun’s idea)

chenle took him to shanghai disney once, so he’s a big fan of duffy and friends

oh how disappointed he was when he realized that the mascots don’t exist in WDW

“preferred parking? i would prefer parking to be free, thank you very much.” 

mood is very sour upon entering

“i know you’re cold but i did tell you to bring a jacket.” rude.

however once you two start collecting your first character signature he’s locked in

somehow more excited to meet the characters than the kids are? (ur 24. reality check!)

he gets more into it as the day goes on

YOU BET HE’S WEARING THE MICKEY EARS. 

although he already had fox ears on to begin with anyways

favorite ride: mickey & minnie’s runaway railway

least favorite ride: seven dwarfs mine train (it was too short)

lee jeno

foodie boyfriend 

wants a turkey leg like really badly 

“that guy has a turkey leg… sir- um sir- where did you get that turkey leg”

you have to bribe this man with food.

which honestly is okay by you because you just wanna take photos of the food.

"yknow with this ride being 50 years old, you'd think they could've made the boats a little bigger. have to man spread now" 

whatever you’re thinking of, that’s literally not what he meant. 

he’s an innocent lil guy. (seriously, it just came out wrong.)

holds ur hand on all rides. 

let’s you grab onto his muscles arms while you are nervous on the thrill rides

no mickey ears though. (it’s the bow that always throws them off)

favorite ride: rise of the resistance 

least favorite ride: teacups

lee haechan

out of pocket boyfriend who will not stfu

“bambi’s the only movie i really couldn’t watch… i could not be as strong as bambi” 

after you give him the, “wtf” look he just continues. on.

“cause if my mom died well… there goes my friend group.”

will randomly start singing disney songs in the middle of waiting for a ride. 

in those show/ride/attractions he’s the only one clapping and screaming. 

especially true for the beauty and the beast sing-a-long attraction, cause yknow he’s gonna scream his lungs out.

yeah he’ll wear mickey ears, but you bought him a goofy hat instead. It was more fitting.

“can’t believe disney made a character after me… should i sue?”

also complains a lot. way too much.

“EPCOT? more like every person comes out tired.”

favorite ride: pirates of the caribbean (he kept making a booty joke over and over again)

least favorite ride: toy story midway mania (bc he lost)

na jaemin

hardcore boyfriend photographer (pt 2) + ‘mom’ boyfriend

man knows all your best angles and where to take photos

“picture, picture over here… yes yes right… in front of the castle angel. oh that’s so pretty… in… in… down… up… okay! smile!”

you two spend like half the day taking photos, jaemin needs to show off his gf ofc.

cares for you the whole entire day, makes sure you drink enough water

aggressively refills your waterbottles every second he gets. 

“when it doubt, chug it out! (cue jaemin chugging his own bottle)

he unfortunately will not wear mickey ears. (jaemin i believed in you.)

he’s not the one being taken photos of, so no mickey ears for him.

“princess i don’t wanna hear it. the humidity is good for you. this is like nature’s pore declogging.”

favorite ride: frozen ever after

least favorite ride: none (bc he did everything with u <3)

zhong chenle

in between buying you everything and calling everything too expensive boyfriend

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET A MEMBERSHIP WITH CLUB 33.

this man pulls you into that sus green building on main street, and your jaw drops.

club 33, is an exclusive, membership only restaurant at disney. it’s like an elite society filled with rich upper class, but at disney. (never been inside not sure how to describe it but oh boy is membership expensive.) the waitlist got so long in 2007, they closed it for 5 years. look it up on wikipedia disney lore goes hard

“i just asked a couple of friends, and they recommended me this place.” boy.

you’re panicking because you’re severely underdressed. (you’re in a jessie costume.)

he reassures you, since you’re at disney, and being dressed like this is normal.

once u have one of the most expensive meals of ur life, chenle drags u to every single thrill ride.

he also buys you a balloon and a bubble wand <3

but for some reason when you arrive at the gift shop he realizes he’s spent a lot.

“okay enough gift shop. look away from the gift shop. this vacation already has us in poverty.”

AND BRO ACTS LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TRIP IM NOT KIDDING.

he’ll buy you a nice meal at one of the restaurants and then…

“we’re not getting churros they’re 5 dollars.”

no mickey ears either why do you even ask

“next time i’ll take u to shanghai, it’s better okay?”

favorite ride: tower of terror

least favorite ride: it’s a small world after all

park jisung

anti-disney everything boyfriend

gets frustrated at everything. cannot read the map.

when he goes on small world…

he severely questions his mental sanity. like actually guys i think he needs help.

“this ride is for kids.” 

the ride in question: the barnstormer! a 40 second kiddie roller coaster that has top speeds of up to 25mph!

literally jisung’s 13 reason. 

he was screaming his little heart out poor baby.

“I’m not wearing those. Stop.” you do not stop. “Take these off of me right now.”

he wears the ears for half of the day though so a win is a win.

“we’re going to the other park? we’re not going home? there’s 3 more??????”

favorite ride: none

least favorite ride: all

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