#elizai is a yapper

[samutoru]

i feel like if i was in bsd i would have to be in the port mafia just because i don't think i would be able to argue with them like the agency does

like okay!! whatever you say gorgeous 😋💝 🎩

OH MY GOD LIKE HONESTLY SAME???????? we can be partners omg... we cld like go on a misson together and we can talk ALLLL about the drama and simp over akutagawa and chuuya.. id LOVE to be around chuuya and aku like omg... 🤤🤤 LIKE YEAH URGH CHUUYA ID LOVE FOR YOU TO SMASH ME????

#samu's thoughts #samutoru #elizai is a yapper #elizais #bsd #bungo straydogs

[elizais]

you'd think dazais hair isn't that clean but it's actually the softest thing in the history of the world. if you ask him how he gets it like that a shrug and the words "dunno" and "magic" are heard.

"have you considered being a model for hair ads?"

"how flattering! and no, it's just like this.. but if you really think i should then i suppose!" with a devilish grin on his face.

#bungo stray dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #he makes me sick to my stomach (hes cute) #elizai is a yapper

[elizais]

i just feel like nikolai would buy tickets to see sports games such as volleyball, basketball, the ones with balls just to use his ability and take the ball mid game.

#elizai is a yapper #nikolai gogol #bungo stray dogs

[elizais]

"ranpo is the smartest!" this

"fyodor is the smartest!" that

asagiri is the smartest for not showing his face considering all the shit he pulls

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #kafka asagiri #genuinely though like good for him #hes a wiser person than i am #no bcs like when ppl were theorising ab how dazai is still alive i would have been replying to each of them just to install false belief #or like fyodor being alive i feel like i would just like reply with “lol” each time #i also can't be famous i would not be able to ignore the haters #not in the sense of letting their comments get to me i would just say something even worse back #i need 2 stop talking #BYE #elizai is a yapper #this is on queue and my queue is very long atm even when i put it to 3 posts a day

[elizais]

"elizai who are your favourites in bsd?" and i always add hirotsu into my list. just to get a reaction and because i love him, "why hirotsu?" why NOT hirotsu? what is special about him that dazai still speaks to him? even in his last moments of being sane he helped tachihara

i am a hirotsu fan through and through. if hirotsu has no fans that is impossible because even in the afterlife i will be a fan of hirotsu. tell us hirotsu's backstory, why is the black lizard called the black lizard, why is he in the pm? he is so loyal to the pm?

i LOVE that man but if he ends up being weird like mori i will be deleting this post asap!!

#elizai the hirotsu defender #elirotsu doesn't have the same ring to it unfortunately #hirotsu ryuurou #ryuurou hirotsu #ryuro hirotsu #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #elizai is a yapper #i want to see him get into a fight #if he has kids is he eligible to be a dilf guys #sorry ignore that tag if you don't find it funny

[elizais]

just to put it out there when i say i hate people at school that does not include my english or french teacher!

#elizai is a yapper #or my history teacher #my history and english teacher are married and im besties with them both so they are my school parents #and my french teacher is the funniest woman alive i will die if i don't have her next year

[elizais]

osamu dazai forgot he was wearing his bandages once (multiple times) and got into the shower post now button

#elizai is a yapper

[elizais]

living a double life is hard (this is my secret tumblr account that i write silly fanfictions on)

#bungou stray dogs #elizai is a yapper #bungo stray dogs

[elizais]

i just want a chuuya nakahara forehead reveal. is that too much to ask for?

#chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #elizai is a yapper

[elizais]

i do not have any editing skills so can someone please make an edit of dazai to the part of end of beginning that like shows the parallel between ada him and pm him and they r like "you take the man out of the city not the city out the man" and then when it gets to "when i'm back in chicago i feel it" and its ada and pm him at bar lupin please and thank you it will crush souls

#osamu dazai #dazai osamu #elizai is a yapper #has someone done this yet? #i tried to make it but i concluded i cannot #if someone actually does i will worship you forever

[elizais]

me

#elizai is a yapper

[elizais]

not to brag but i have successfully gotten an irl friend to watch bsd and she has not been spoiled at all yet!! doing gods work, she is currently halfway through season 3.

i needed to share this because i am so proud of myself !! slowly letting my online enjoyer of animes alter ego shine through

#elizai is a yapper #she is the best she loves bsd so far !! i'm so excited for her to meet the hunting dogs #she is a girl version of tecchou #idk when this will get posted its on queue #sorry if like nobody asked i just had to yap and wasn't sure how many yap posts i had in my queue #got to feed the people

[elizais]

i like how on places like wattpad fanfic authors will always tend 2 say that they didn't create the characters whereas tumblr writers do not care to say it all, it entertains me

thanks! it's because we all collectively share being asagiri, when its my turn to decide what happens i'll be writing in a beach ep!! but idk when it is my turn again. but when i find out who decided to make season 5 stuff happen,, you will be dealt with!!!

#this is a joke btw if anyone didn't tell #but like yeah i like that tumblr doesn't go through the wattpad necessities #elizais #elizai is a yapper

[elizais]

do u think the hiring process for being in the decay of angels is having long hair?

#elizai is a yapper

[samutoru]

cough cough love him

(original art is by dazaislanderer btw!)

OH MY GOD J LOVE THIS THANK YOU SO MUCB OMG????? im gonna write you a lil dazai drabble later SO LOOK OUT FOR IT :3 (i also give you guitarist dazai.. and smoking chuuya idk who the original artist is so if u recognize the art pls comment )

#elizais #samutoru #samu's thoughts #bsd #bungo straydogs #elizai is a yapper

[elizais]

such a yapper !!

you're one to talk

#elizai is a yapper #sorry i'm entertaining myself