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miss-holloday · 5 months

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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

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baldchristianborle · 6 months

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starkid has such a talent for writing straight couples. like they’re really getting me invested in a man and a woman. i respect them so much.

#straight being a relative term #they’re all bi/aspec #starkid #npmd #tgwdlm #black friday #paulkins #ethan green #lex foster #paul matthews #emma perkins #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #tom houston #becky barnes #barneston #lautski

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blondephenobarbitol · 3 months

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just the fact that every great Hatchetfield couple is some variation of "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic"

#it's a lovely dynamic #favs #hatchetfield #paulkins #lautski #barneston #deb tgwdlm #alice woodward #holloweane #miss holloway #duke keane #paul matthews #emma perkins #ethan green #lex foster #me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

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wardback · 3 months

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Serious question

What the hell are starkid putting in their straight couples?

How did they all invent love

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amorhedera6 · 5 months

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thinking about how in back in time, tom and becky talk about how in the infinite realities, they must have stayed together and become a family in one of them. but the thing is, it isn’t true.

because we know that emma and paul are constants. for that to happen, emma has to come back to hatchetfield. jane has to die. tom has to be driving jane and tim on christmas, so she comes back and meets paul.

tom and becky losing each other is a constant, because emma and paul finding each other is one.

#starkid #hatchetfield #black friday #tom houston #becky barnes #tom houston x becky barnes #emma perkins #paul matthews #paulkins #barneston #The Rambles

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fencecollapsed · 7 months

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"Tom, if you asked me, I'd still go to prom with you"

🤝

"Steph, if things were different, would you wanna go to homecoming with me?"

#hatchetfield #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #black friday musical #barneston #lautski #cj says stuff

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man-down-in-hatchet-town · 3 months

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Anyways, this fandom really needs to stop sleeping on the Barneston duets. "Take Me Back" is heart-breaking and gorgeous (sorry I don't make the rules), "Do You Want to Play" is so atmospheric and creepy, and Kim and Dylan sound absolutely amazing together, like what more could we ask for? Next week's lottery numbers embedded in the lyrics??

#barneston #black friday #hatchetfield #also the fact that Dylan is singing out of his comfort range in Take Me Back is INSANE #like you could never tell he sounds completely effortless #also it's very sweet that he volunteered to sing it out of his range so that Kim wouldn't have to sing out of hers I adore him

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some-fantastic-kay · 3 months

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I know there's more so I'm sorry if your favorite isn't on there 😭😭 but these are sort of the main 5 in hatchetfield and I just wanted to see which ones were people's favorites

#hatchetfield #black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #paulkins #lex foster #lexthan #barneston #holloweane #holloduke #lautski #starkid

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me1och · 3 months

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Hear me out. Lah Dee Dah Dah Day is the theme equivalent of a house filled with chintz. That is to say, Becky Barnes deserved to fuck Tom on the floor.

And Mark deserves to be fucked on the floor too.

i believe by Ted, but could be anyone!

#hatchetverse #hatchetfield #starkid #black friday #nightmare time #becky barnes #tom houston #barneston #mark chasity #ted spankoffski #npmd #holy bastard #i think that's their ship name?#mel says stuff

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sweetpastillas · 6 months

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needed people to see this because the same song key and lyrical/dialogue similarities wouldnt leave my head

surely im not the only one who hears it

#starkid #npmd spoilers #npmd #black friday #starkid black friday #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #hatchetfield #team starkid #tom houston #becky barnes #pete spankoffski #stephanie lauter #barneston #lautski

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nibblelinephym · 4 months

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wahoo !!!! another little hatchetfield sketch page :]

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bark-infestation · 3 months

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something something lautski barneston "hey steph? if things were different would you wanna go to homecoming with me" "tom, if you asked me, i'd still go to prom with you" au. do you see the vision

#lautski #barneston #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid black friday #hatchetverse

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hilacopter · 2 months

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lesbian lexthan is so real and i sincerely think we need to do the same thing with every hatchetfield couple. lesbian paulkins. lesbian barneston. lesbian lautski. lesbian whatever tf linda and gerald are called. running around hatchetfield with my yurization beam.

#i think making barneston lesbians will make me like them infinitely more #tom as the butchiest butch who has ever butched #becky is already a lesbian to me idgaf #lexthan #paulkins #barneston #lautski #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid

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miss-holloday · 5 months

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nabwastaken · 3 months

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Not mine but yeah send me some ships you guys! The fandom I'm most interested in currently is starkid (specifically Hatchetfield) so please send me some Hatchetfield ships!

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday musical #heres some id like to see #paulkins #barneston #lautski #daggnolds #thats their ship name right??#daggit+reynolds=daggnolds??#eh ill take it

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tnoy-keraxis · 27 days

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Shamelessly self promoting my Max/Kyle fic that has a healthy dose of internalised homophobia and everyone but them being happy tossed in <3 best read when listening to Goodnight My Friend from Galavant - tried it, I cried more

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