hear me out ruth x alice. they could so work I think.
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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD
The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])
The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)
That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)
The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)
The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)
Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)
And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS
That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)
The “smoke club” gesture
That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)
Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)
Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on
Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do
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so obsessed with the fact that everyone looked at Paul and immediately decided he's uncle shaped. Tim? That's his nephew. Alice? He's also got a niece. Richie? You guessed it, Paul's got another nephew.
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I love eldritch eye-themed gods almost as much as I love my gay daughter.
Realised I had too many unfinished sketches and decided to clean some up, and Alice was first in line because she's simply a perfect character.
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Something hilarious that no one talks about is when Bill is told by Alice that Ziggy is the name of her non-binary friend. And then proceeds to assume Quiplash was another non-binary friend of hers.
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Hatchetfield Tumblr omg
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we NEED to start talking about problematic morning cup'a news is. yeah it's """just a squirrel""" but if you're willing to misgender her it's a slippery slope
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#okay but I actually had no idea peanuts was a girl?? #I'll tell my dad lol I promise he and donna just didn't know #chronically online kinda take though steph I hate to say it
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Tell me why my boyfriend just called himself babygirl while hyping himself up for his big presentation at work today??
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my sister is playing her little guitar at 3 am in our shared room and i can't even complain because i was already awake
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Babe I think the little ones are violins not guitars
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...ukulele. Guys. It's a ukulele.
#Lex you GOT IT FOR HER how do you not know what it is
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My uncle Gary called me cringe???? He's an actual lawyer he doesn't know these words who told him to say this
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I mean he's got a point you do use an anime character's name on here
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You.
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I miss this
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Babe I love you so much but that picture says 2017
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