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trashyswitch · 3 years

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Distractions On The Job

Michael Afton had been hired to work at the Circus Baby's Pizza World. It's only day 3, and he's already feeling uneasy about continuing the work. Things get stranger as he's distracted for a long while during his shift.

There are a couple swear words, but that's about it.

Though this fanfic idea was mostly my idea, I'm dedicating it to @planet--venus, and @youngdrawingweirdo (both on Tumblr) because Venus helped me, and they've both been awaiting this fanfic. And lastly: Shoutout to @agarus-fallen-lershal because...I love them! <3

[There is no need to check on Baby tonight. Please refrain from entering unauthorized areas. Proceed directly to Funtime auditorium.]

Michael looked to his right and watched the three floor vents open. He bit his lip nervously, but proceeded to spite his gut feeling. As his legs passed the entrance of the vent, the sliding door closed.

[FUNTIME AUDITORIUM MAINTENANCE VENT OPENED]

Michael stood back up in the pitch black room and was given a light of some sort. As Handunit started talking again, Michael clicked the button and to his horror: the light only flashed and turned back off.

[...Funtime Foxy is motion-activated. For this reason, it’s important to keep the room dark, as to not accidentally activate her-]

Michael scoffed. Of course he- SHE...is.

[You have been provided with a flash beacon. Use it if you need to get your bearings and to ensure you don’t bump into anything. However, use it as sparingly as possible.]

Michael flashed the beacon again and widened his eyes at the brighter-looking Foxy that was shaking her head rapidly and menacingly at him.

[Proceed forward to reach the parts and service room.]

Michael flashed it again and stopped to let the creepy, shiny version of Foxy go by. Michael let out a quiet sigh as he realized Handunit was now done talking. He waited a few moments and flashed the beacon, smiling slightly as he saw Funtime Foxy shaking her head farther away from him. Michael proceeded through Funtime Auditorium.

He kept an eye on how much he was using it, and made sure to flash it only when he desperately needed to. He waited a bit longer before flashing it again. Michael widened his eyes but continued to walk, despite the creepy Funtime Foxy’s shaking body getting closer. He flashed it again and smiled. The fox was no longer in sight.

He continued to take slow steps towards the far door across the auditorium. He was trying his hardest to be very careful and precise. It was a long process, but he was hoping it would be worth the paycheck...

Oh what the hell...Why would any place like this be worth anything?! Look at this place! It’s partially abandoned! Baby isn’t even a singer because she caused a death! And Foxy-

OH NO!

Michael quickly stopped and covered the beacon. Foxy had gotten so close to him! Very slowly, Michael uncovered the beacon and gave it a quick flash.

She was still there, but not as close. So, Michael slowly started to walk again. He took a couple more steps more before flashing the beacon. Closer, but still safe.

As Michael made his way through, he began to wonder: would Michael be able to just take a run for it without the beacon flashes? Or would that be too risky?

Michael flashed the beacon again, and revealed that Foxy was getting farther away. The door wasn’t very far from him. Theoretically, he would be able to get to the Parts and Service room quicker if he ran. And if he desperately wanted to get there faster, now would be the chance to do it.

Very well. Michael flashed the beacon at the door one more time…

Target acquired.

Michael dropped the beacon right where it was and started sprinting towards the door. He ran with no fear, yet no sight of where he was now. How far was he to the door? It shouldn’t be-

“OW!”

Michael flopped onto the ground and groaned in pain. His nose, head, chest and knees all hurt simultaneously. He wasn’t even sure if he could get himself up. Michael tried to reach up for some sort of leverage, but he couldn’t feel anything. Not even a doorknob.

Out of nowhere, a flash sound went off...A dim light reflected off the door for only a second before disappearing. Michael had looked up at the door just in time to see the fading light, and gasped in horror. Either he wasn’t the only human being in the room...or Funtime Foxy had just found the dropped beacon…

Shit.

Suddenly, a pair of hands had grabbed his ankles. Michael shouted loudly for help as he was pulled away from the door into the dark abyss that was the Funtime Auditorium.

“HELP! HEEELP! HELLO?!” he shouted.

But no one responded.

Michael started breathing heavily and started trying to fight and get himself away from the animatronic. “LET GO! RIGHT NOW!” He wiggled his body and kicked his feet as hard as he could to cause some sort of damage to the fox. But it only sounded like metal clanging with no damage being caused. His damned father made these animatronics way too overpowering…

Michael soon started to punch the animatronic. Half the time he was punching the air and hoping he’d hit something eventually. But other times, he was actually hitting something and making a clanging sound with his fist. The punches hurt a lot, and were probably making his fists all bloody. But why would he care about some cuts and scars if his life is on the line?!

Suddenly, one of his punches seemed to cause his arm to slide against something sharp. He tried to pull his arm out but to Michael’s horror: the sharp thing clamped down more on his arm.

“NO!” He started pulling on his arm desperately. “COME! ON! PLEASE!” He yelled with each pull.

His arm was completely stuck. The worst part was that he was able to predict what he’d gotten his arm stuck in. It felt like multiple sharp points being clamped onto his arm all at once. Only one thought came to his mind:

Metal teeth.

Michael grunted and growled with every pull. Yes, it hurt his arm to pull like this. Yes, it felt like pulling was creating more damage than the actual clamping. But he’s either getting out alive, or losing an arm trying.

But quickly, all his pulling paused as a thick, long nail started scratching at his armpit. Michael bit his lip and continued to try pulling again. But the scratching on his armpit was distracting him a little bit. “Foxy, p-please let me go. I’m sorry for disturbing you a-andyourpeacebut- aaAAAAGH!” Michael stopped pulling and covered up his mouth with his free hand. His eyes were squeezed closed as two more nails started scratching at his armpit.

Were they even nails? They sure felt like nails. They didn’t feel like the pointy nails you’d see girls wear to make it look like claws. They felt thick and rounded. But of course, he couldn’t confirm anything due to how pitch black the auditorium was. The man’s lips had started stretching out the sides of his face, giving him an uncontrollable, wide smile. His smile probably would’ve been noticeable outside of his hand. But again: the pitch black darkness hid that.

Despite that one tiny upside, the darkness was also working completely against him. This was further shown by how surprised and adrenaline-stucken he felt when the nails started digging deeper into his armpit. Michael let out a whimper of both surprise and restraint to hold his instincts back. It tickled so badly but he didn’t wanna break. He knew what Foxy wanted and he was NOT giving it to her.

But Michael could already tell this was not gonna end well for him. Funtime Foxy had chosen to scratch her long nails in the pit of the arm that was stuck, meaning he couldn’t put it down to cover it up. Even if he could, it’s likely that Foxy would just lift his arm up and tickle him more, making it even WORSE for the technician.

Michael started to let out small muffled titters. It was getting harder and harder for him to hold his laughter in. And Funtime Foxy wasn’t helping him one bit. In fact, Funtime Foxy decided to intensify things by digging a nail into his other armpit. Michael let out a muffled yelp and quickly removed his hand from his mouth to cover up his armpit with his arm.

Normally when someone tickles you, covering up the armpit with your arm leads to their thumb or finger getting crushed and as a result: either stops the tickling altogether, or leaves you being trapped in deep, endless tickles till you let their finger go. But when Michael covered up his one armpit...his arm COULDN’T crush her finger! Like, at all! The finger was still standing up, and digging into his armpit despite the arm pushing against it. There was just no stopping this fox from tickling him.

Michael’s smile started showing teeth and he finally started tittering and hissing. His laughter was finally breaking through the cracks, and he was NOT liking it. If he had proper control of his instincts, he would’ve stopped himself from reacting altogether! But nope! His body was yelling for him to breathe. But breathing would involve letting out the bubbles of giggles that were trapped in his lungs. So it was a win-lose situation.

But then...Foxy removed all of his fingers.

Michael let out a breath of relief. Thank goodness it was all over. He was so close to cracking too. If he had continued for a few more seconds of so, then he probably would’ve been a goner. But, he didn’t and now, he can rest in peace-

“NnaaaAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Michael screamed and bursted out laughing immediately!

Funtime Foxy’s fingers had touched back down on Michael’s body. But this time, on his sides. And on top of that, Funtime Foxy’s fingers had started scratching so rapidly, it felt like lightyear speed! That was what finally broke the man.

“OHOHOHO NOOOHOHOHOHOHO! FOHOHOHOXYYYYHYHYHYHYHY!” Michael shouted loudly and desperately.

All of a sudden, Michael’s arm was let go. “WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE FUNTIME AUDITORIUM!” the animatronic declared.

Michael squealed from being jumpscared, and instinctively covered his face with both his hands.

“MY NAME IS FUNTIME FOXY AND I HOPE, FOR YOUR SAKE AND MINE, THAT YOU’RE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME.” Foxy declared next.

Michael shook his head as he laughed, not able to handle the intensely ticklish nails AND the deafening voice of Foxy all at once.

“I SEE HERE, WE HAVE A VERY TICKLISH BOY AMONGST US.” She added.

Michael whined in between his laughter at the ‘shoutout’ he got. “HEHEHEHEY! SHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUP!”

“I WONDER: DOES THIS MAN HAAAAVE TICKLISH HIPS?” Funtime Foxy asked, looking at him with the white light in her eyes.

Michael gasped in absolute terror as he uncovered his red face. “No!” he whispered.

Foxy brought her nails up to Michael’s right hip and gave it a push. Despite his attempts to cover it up, Michael still instinctively jumped and let out a small yelp.

Foxy leaned her head closer. “I THINK THAT’S A YES.”

Michael quickly tried kicking Foxy and doing all he could to get the heck out of there!

“I SEE WE HAVE A TOUGH COOKIE! PERHAPS A LARGE WIGGLE WORM!” Foxy reacted. “IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I’VE COME ACROSS SUCH A FIGHTING SPIRIT!” She declared.

Michael gulped and widened his eyes at the white small lights in her eyes. There was NO WAY he was getting out of this alive.

“PERHAPS A FIGHTING SPIRIT LIKE YOU SHOULD LEARN WHEN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES?” Foxy suggested.

Before Michael could properly reply, Foxy had started digging both her thumbs into his hips.

Michael SCREAMED and arched his back as he grabbed the metal thumbs. “NOHOHOHOHO STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! PLEHEHEHEASE! IHIHIHIHIT TIHIHIHICKLEHEHEHES SOHOHOHOHO MUHUHUHUHUHUCH!” Michael shouted at him.

“WOULD’YA LISTEN TO THAT?! A WORTHY OPPONENT TO BEAT MY RECORD FOR ‘MOST LOUDEST VOICE’!” Foxy teased.

“YOHOHOHOU FUHUHUCKIHIHING AHAHAHASSHOHOHOLE!” Michael spat back at her.

“OH MY GOODNESS! EVERY BOY KNOWS YOU SHOULD NEVER SWEAR AT A WOMAN.” Foxy warned.

Michael wasn’t entirely listening due to his super ticklish hips being exploited.

“BESIDES:” Foxy stopped her tickle attack and gave Michael’s body a somewhat firm squeeze...then she brought him closer to her head and changed her eyes from a white pure color, to a deep red. “YOU SHOULD NEVER SWEAR IN FRONT OF CHILDREN.”

Michael widened his eyes and squeezed the animatronic’s cold fingers in pure fear.

[Eggs Benedict: It seems that you’re not yet at the Parts and Service room. I’m afraid you’re running out of time to perform your maintenance duties. We understand this is your first week, so we will let it slide. However, we still require you to fix Funtime Freddy. As a result: we will need you to work a couple hours of unpaid overtime, to get your duties done before 8:30 the next morning.] The handunit suddenly told him.

Michael was barely able to focus and listen for what the Handunit was saying, due to his predicament. Thankfully though, Foxy’s eyes went back to white and her fingers had loosened off again. But unfortunately, the fingers had also gone back to tickling.

“HEHEHEHELP MEHEHEHEHEHE!” He begged.

[I’m afraid I cannot understand you properly. Apologies for the error.] Handunit told him.

Michael growled in frustration and started kicking harder and harder to get the animatronic to let him go.

Wait, did he just say unpaid overtime?!

“FOHOHOXYYYYY! LEHEHEHET MEHEHEHE GOHOHOHOHOHO!” He begged.

“IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I’VE HEARD SUCH BIG BOY LAUGHTER LIKE YOURS. I’M USED TO HEARING LITTLE KIDS LAUGHTER.” Foxy told him.

“IHIHIHI KNOHOHOHOHOW!” Michael yelled back.

“I WONDER: WHERE ELSE ARE YOU TICKLISH?” Foxy asked as she stopped tickling.

Michael went limp in her arms and started panting heavily. Foxy held onto Michael with both her arms, and shown a light onto the limp man. Michael slowly brought his head up a little, only for his eyes to squeeze shut from the bright light illuminating from her eyes. Michael lifted his hand up and covered up his eyes with the back of his hand.

“OH! WHAT A WONDERFUL TICKLE SPOT SUGGESTION!” Foxy suddenly declared. Michael lowered his hand a little in confusion, before being overcome with laughter again. Foxy started scratching in his right armpit yet again, and even added scratching into his ribs.

“EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! COHOHOHOME OHOHOHOHOHOHON!” he begged.

“OOOHOHOOO! I THINK SOMEONE’S A BIT TOO TOO TICKLISH!” Foxy reacted. “COULD IT BE THAT THIS BOY HERE IS TOO TICKLISH TO HANDLE MY PRETTY PINK FOX NAILS?” she teased.

“IHIHIHIT’S TOHOHOHOHOO MUHUHUHUCH! IHIHI CAHAHAHAHAN’T TAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIT!” Michael yelled at her.

“HE CAN’T TAKE IT, HE SAYS! OH NO! WHATEVER WILL HE DO TO GET OUT OF THIS TICKLISH DISASTER?” Foxy teased further, not taking his plea’s seriously at all.

“PLEHEHEHEAHASE LEHEHET MEHEHE GOOOOHOHOHO!” He pleaded.

“OOOOOH! NOW HE’S STARTING TO BE POLITE! RUNNING OUT OF BREATH, PERHAPS?” Foxy teased.

Michael nodded his head as he started to fall into fits of cackles from all the tickling.

“PERHAPS A LONG BREAK IS NEEDED?” She suggested.

“YEHEHEHES PLEHEHEHEHEASE!” He replied hopefully.

Funtime Foxy finally agreed and stopped tickling Michael completely. Michael went limp in her arms and panted heavily in her arms.

“SUCH A POOR, TIRED SOUL. PERHAPS A NAP WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?” Foxy asked.

Gosh...a nap sounded amazing right about then. But he still had work to finish up! He was thankful to be alive and breathing though. He wasn’t ignoring that small appreciation.

[Funtime Foxy. Please put Eggs Benedict down. You had your fun, and now Mr. Benedict needs to finish his nightly duties.] Handunit told her.

“OKAY, SWEETY.” Foxy replied, putting him down. Foxy gave him the beacon back and walked away. “HAVE FUN! AND COME HERE ANYTIME YOU WANT ANOTHER TICKLE OR TWO!” Foxy told him before bidding him farewell.

Michael rolled onto his back and scoffed at her last words. There was no way he was getting into that mess again.

Michael slowly got himself up again and used the beacon to get to the door. When he got there, he listened to every instruction and followed them to a tee. But when it came to grabbing the power modules, Michael noticed that Bonnie was bouncing around and not letting him grab it.

“Come on, little guy…” He told him softly. “Come on out…” He whispered.

Swiftly, a blue figure had jumped at his face and flopped onto his chest. “HEY! WHAT IS UP WITH ALL YOU CRAZY-” Michael yelped and widened his eyes as he stared at the blue puppet with part of his shirt in his mouth. “Bon Bon...let go.” He ordered. But Bon was feeling childish and mischievous.

The blue bunny refused to let go and instead, started burrowing himself inside Michael’s shirt. Michael jumped and tried to reach in and grab him, but it was too late! The evil puppet had already started crawling his half-body around inside and was tickling his belly and sides.

“HEHEHEHEY! HAHAhahahaha! Whahahahat ihihihis uhuhuhup wihihihith yohohou guhuhuhuys ahahand tihihihicklihihihing?!” Michael asked. “Thehehe ohohold ahahanimahatrohohonihics dihihihidn’t dohohoho thihihihis! Thehehey juhuhust sahahahang!” Michael reacted.

The little blue pupper let out a little giggle in reply to that.

“OH BIRTHDAY BOOOOY!” Funtime Freddy suddenly declared, leaning in with his eyes opened widely.

Bon Bon crawled out from Michael’s shirt collar. “Calm down, and go back to sleep!” he told him.

Freddy straightened his back again and closed his eyes. Then, Bon Bon popped out of his shirt and showed him the module. Michael smiled and took it from him.

[Great job. You’ve acquired both power modules. This completes your tasks for the night. Please exit the building through Funtime Auditorium, and we’ll see you back here again tomorrow.]

#eggs benedict is michael afton #ticklefic #ler!funtimefoxy #ler!bon-bon #lee!michael #background handunit #fluff #some humor

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inga-don-studio · 3 years

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YOU REALLY SAID,, [HandUnit Voice]: Don't forget Saturday

Forget Jack-O, HandUnit is my new muse now. /j

*Casual Bongos begins playing in the background*

#SHRSJFSHFZFSHFS!!! I really did- didn’t I?!

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adobe-outdesign · 5 years

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Sister Location AU where Handunit actually allows you to pick from a list. For your name, you can pick from “Mivharl Aston” to “Not William.” For the voice, you can choose from “Jacksepticeye” to “Tumblr User.” For the background music, you can choose from “All Star” to “Build Our Machine.” Finally, for the gifts, you can choose from, “Random child’s hat” to “Elizabeth’s actual dead body.”

Michael could’ve literally been referred to as “not William Afton” throughout SL and people still somehow would’ve believed it was him

#five nights at freddy's #sister location #michael afton #Anonymous #Ask

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clanwarrior-tumbly · 5 years

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Ohoho, I'm ready to suffer! What about 24 “I trusted you.” with Ennard and the reader? Thank you!

(You know what’d be awful? Ennard in FNAF VR with my headcanon that the animatronics’ personalities are replaced by the AI Fazbear Entertainment gave them for the game)

………

Despite the slight claustrophobia you were feeling, you managed to focus on the emergency ventilation repairs you had to make. The first sequence was fairly simple: just press the buttons that corresponded to the electrical boxes in the different sections.

You were wondering where Ennard was, considering they were, supposedly, in this level. Even though it seemed like all of the animatronics’ AI was altered heavily for the sake of this game, you had hopes you can reach out to the amalgamation you befriended and gave a home to.

They were understandably nervous about having themselves scanned into the game, but they went along with it..even though you were a bit sad to see them go.

In the third area of the shaft, you realized the lights weren’t working properly. But every time they flickered on, you would see Ennard in the background.

With a smile, you paused your task to wave at them. “Ennard! It’s me! How do you like the level?”

Instead of a response, however, they just stared at you from the darkness, tilting their head, before the lights flickered off and they crept closer to you each time it did so.

Your smile fell as you watched them for a few more seconds, although you returned to your task and nervously pressed the buttons in the correct sequence.

“Well done.” The HandUnit praised you in his monotone voice as the shaft door began closing.

But then you almost screamed as Ennard suddenly grabbed the door, preventing it from shutting all the way before they appeared to you. They let out an all-too-familiar garbled screech, only to get cut off when the door forcefully closed on them.

You fell onto the elevator’s floor, horrified. Not even the little jingle that played as it took you to the next location could calm your nerves.

Why did they do that? Did their AI get taken over completely?

No..they wouldn’t have let that happen. They wouldn’t have given up their memories, hobbies, goals, and emotions like that…not for the sake of some game made as an act of desperation by a company that refused to own up to its mistakes.

“Motion Trigger: Secondary Service Elevator Ventilation Shaft.”

You arrived at a section where there were contraptions of misplaced gears.

But now you didn’t even want to focus on that task..

Tears began brimming in your eyes as you shakily picked up a small gear, before you looked up, your headlight gear shining on a familiar clown mask.

“E-Ennard..I trusted you. Ever since that day you snuck into my home, I decided to put all my trust in you.”

The amalgamation just crawled around the contraptions, staring at you.

“I let you stay with me. I gave you a second chance…even when I thought I ran out of them back at CBEAR!!” Anger gradually overtook the sadness you were feeling as you gripped the gear tighter. “After everything we’ve done together, you’d just..you’d let them do this to you?!!”

With a furious shout, you threw the gear at their face. It merely bounced off, but you saw them flinch at the attack.

“You bastards. I trusted you! I gave you everything! Even risking my goddamn life to keep your existence a secret!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DID IN RETURN?!!”

All of the sudden, the lights shut off completely, and you were left in complete darkness. Not even your headlight was working.

You heard a noise behind you and turned around just in time to see Ennard pounce on you, letting out a shriek as they “killed” you.

Your vision was filled with static for a brief moment, before you found yourself standing in the “game over” room. As Freddy’s laughter echoed in the air, you looked at the monitor, wiping away tears that stained your cheeks.

‘I guess they’re just like the rest of them now..back to being the murderous, anguished machines they once were.’

#clanask #anonymous #fnaf x reader #five nights at freddy's x reader #fnaf ennard #fnaf vr #angst/horror prompt

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notgoingbacktomystage · 6 years

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Lolbit headcanons???

Lolbit Headcannons!

-They have both a physical and digital form, but does not have the processing power to use both at once. They vastly prefer to be digital.

-They were designed as an add on to both Funtime Freddy and Foxy’s performances. They control lighting, music, and background visuals on monitors.

-They can remotely connect to both Funtime Freddy and Foxy to know what they are doing and to play proper visuals and background music. They use that now to just pick on the pair when bored, since they can essentially read the other two’s mind.

-They taught themselves to be able to travel through any signal in Circus Baby’s, to show on any, or as many monitors as they wish, as well as voice over the PA systems. Their voice changes between masculine and feminine at will.

-Started to gain more of a personality once they were able to get television signals into the facility, and changed quite a bit as they were able to connect to the internet.

-LOVES audio memes such as Rick Rolling and caramelldansen.

-Is usually rather behind on memes or never lets go of favorites. Still posts BODE cats to reddit and tumblr.

Funtime Freddy’s take: Lolbit is~is a character. I can ne~ne~never predict him. I’ll just be in~in sleep mode and suddenly she plays loud~loud music to get me awake or starts showing old~old cartoons on Handunit to the guards. They sometimes whisper in my h~head saying silly~silly things to make me laugh without context to anyone else.

#reply #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #Lolbit #headcanon

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adobe-outdesign · 5 years

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Just curious, but you headcanon that the brother/player character in FNAF 4 is Phone Guy, right? Was there any sort of evidence that made you lean towards that theory, or is it just something that felt like a reasonable assumption to make?

Last time we heard the brother in 4 was a disembodied voice

Logbook indicates the Brother’s favorite toy is the toy telephone

Phone Guy’s fav is Foxy, which is brought up the hell out of nowhere and connects to nothing

Phones technically caused ‘87 by telling Jeremy to wear his uniform and stay close to the animatronics

Putting in William’s hex code backwards into bricks phone-dial style (because Purple Guy is not Phone Guy) unlocks the Golden Freddy minigame wherein you give cake to a kid with a Foxy mask

Golden Freddy (who’s connected to the Bite because he looks like Fredbear and appears when ‘87 is entered) killed him

Golden Freddy’s gibberish noises are the same noises played on the phone call after Phones died

You play as the Brother in 4 and the gameplay parallels 1 + Phone Guy’s calls are heard in the background, meaning the person we play as must have worked there and knows about those calls

Too many implications that the minigame house in 4 is Henry’s, which would make Michael being the Brother impossible

The Foxy anime in UCN indicates the Bitten Child has been trailing the brother from one Freddy’s to the next, and Phone Guy is the only one aside from (possibly?) Michael who’s done that

Angsty Teen handunit voice in SL instructs you for a bit before glitching out, which is what happened with Phone Guy’s calls in 1

Nervous disposition and casual disregard of dangerous situations makes a lot of sense for someone who’s suffered trauma

So like... he’s the only character that worked in the FNAF 1 location, moved there from another location, knows about the phone calls, has connections to ‘83, ‘87, and Golden Freddy, and makes general thematic sense.

#there's more than that but this is long as is #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 4 #phone guy #older brother #outdesign analyzes things #Anonymous #Ask

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adobe-outdesign · 6 years

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Pizza Simulator Liveblog

SURPRISE, WE’RE DOING IT NOW

Spoilers and thoughts under the cut. Note that these are my immediate reactions, so apologies if they make absolutely no sense.

SHADOW FREDDY LET ME FEED THOSE KIDS YOU BITCH (also that casually confirms it’s actually gen 1 fredbear we play as, neat)

GOD FREAKSHOW BABY HAS A RADASS DESIGN I LOVE IT

so.... turing test then?

paragraph 4. scott you clever clever bastard

those aren’t the chips from TTO are they? there are 5 high-pitched noises

THERE YOU ARE HI BABY I MISSED YOU

akl;dsfj WE ARE THE BEAR

that illustration of that man is the creepiest thing so far

these people. there’s too many teeth. stop it

this style is very chipper-and-friends esc

honestly the idea of someone just sitting there flicking through a catalogue trying to decide what to put in their death pizzeria is really wonderful

dashcon simulator 2.0

hey, FNAF 4 fredbear! and a, uh, that thing!

HELLO UH, REDBEAR

fun FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

hey, new paperpals!

I fucking love this stupid-ass tiny FT freddy animation

hey, happiest day animatronics! and pigpatch you bastard, that’s where you went!

HOW DO YOU UNCLOG A TOILET REMOTELY

WHY WOULD YOU LOOK FOR ANIMATRONICS OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I’LL TAZE AN ANIMATRONIC, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

God, this whole section is so fucking cool I love it

HI KELLEN GOFF ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND 2

I feel like we’re playing as william or michael. they’re probably the only two characters who would give so few fucks about this

is “YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING“ a reference to William? that is a very prominent springtrap-esc cleft chin there

we have... a dayshift party on saturday? oh god, please do not tell me we’re running the FNAF 4 restaurant here

okay, somehow that sign is kind of creeping me out more than the animatronics

something bad is gonna happen on saturday. something really fucking awful.

WILLIAM YOU BASTARD COME HERE I’M GONNA KICK YOUR FURRYSUITED ASS

---> proceed with salvage well now there’s some FNAF 3 teaser memories for y’all

ahh, I can finally outlive my fantasty of tazing william afton. today’s a good day

(at least I think it’s him? it’s weird, that’s not how springtrap looks. maybe michael got his ass furrysuited and that’s who this is, would not surprise me)

huh, okay, that’s not william’s voice. unless being dead makes you loose your accent. goddamn, I still hope I get to taze him sooner or later

dude, these are some cheap ass motherfucking animatronics

scott’s like “MAKE ALL THE ANIMATRONIC VARIETIES“

minigames? scott you absolute madman

wait wait wait wait, is that drawing of rockstar freddy in the background based off of that one freddy plush meme? actually I’m sure it is and I’m dying

ah okay, there’s the british accent. didn’t hear it during the salvage portion for some reason. still doesn’t look like FNAF 3 springtrap to me though??

“I ALWAYS COME BACK“ YEAH I KNOW BITCH I WISH YOU WOULDN’T

hey, that one drawing has doofas on it!

so as far as I can tell this is post FNAF 3 in a location we haven’t heard of yet. we’ll see if that holds true

hmmm, baby didn’t kill us. maybe we’re michael and she didn’t because she knows she can’t?

(utah confirmed for state! we were already told the location, or at least one of them, was in Hurricane Utah in the books, good to have canon confirmation)

five nights at freddy’s: lawyer edition

“PARENTS AGAINST ATROCITIES“ alja;sdf

hey wait, there’s a version of foxy that isn’t broken as shit? that’s new

E G G B A B Y

that’s either an extremely convoluted SL reference to baby + eggs benedict or a five nigthts at flumpty’s reference. both are good

“security puppet“ more like “security killing puppet“ am I right

WHO WANTS TO BUY A KILLER ANIMATRONIC FOR 5 DOLLARS RAISE YER HANDS

hmm. music man scares me on a personal level

el-chip. definitely not a killer animatronic beaver, beep-boop.

THERE’S FUNTIME CHICA I KNEW SHE’D BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE

ah yes, scaring BB, another lifetime aspiration of mine

hey wait that’s the toredor march in the background, neat

WELCOME TO PURPLE POLE POSITIOOOOON

oh no. purple car. take cake to the children

huh, a yellow sprite and a green one? one could be henry, don’t know about the other though

wait, is that the... brother? he’s wearing a grey shirt. is yellow guy Henry, then?

okay, it is a father figure

LITTLE GIRL IN THE FRUIT MAZE HI

so we have a canon face for her now, sweet

wait, is that the yellow guy up there??

ha, shadow-bonnie style powerup

lefty is toy freddy’s even less popular brother, somehow

hmm, so lefty doesn’t speak, but handunit’s here /s

mmmmmmm I don’t like candy cadet

‘what is paragraph 4‘ indeed, it still hasn’t been described to us

aww, sweetie.

wait, she called us daddy, but william’s in springtrap. does... does that mean we were playing as henry?

oh, elizibeth! that’s the little girl’s name, we finally have it!

yes, good, go to hell and stay there springles

ah, no, wait, I think we’re Elizabeth

okay, obviously I’m missing a metric asston of background info, but it’s late and I need sleep. To summarize: That was fucking fantastic

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #freddy fazbear's pizzeria simulator #fnaf 6 #fnaf 6 spoilers #outdesign posts things #liveblogs #i have literally no idea what just happened but i enjoyed it immensely

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