#baby Kenma

[neon-gin]

“Can we keep him? Pweeeaase~”

Baby Kenma wants to save all kitties in the neighborhood 🥹💕

#haikyuu fanart #fanart #kenma kuzome #hq fanart #baby Kenma #cat #haikyuu!!

[215-luv]

HQ BOYS WHEN YOU PULL THEM BY THEIR BELT/BELT LOOP

SUNA: a deep yelp comes from his lips, the usual bored look he had on his eyes now replaced with shock as his hands naturally lands to the nearest surface, trapping you in his arms. with his face now inches closer to yours, he looks down at you, the tension between you two now rising. he raises an eyebrow with curiosity in his eyes as his deep voice flows through your ears, “hm, what’s going on in that little head of yours, bun?”

KUROO: a startled expression etches on his face, not expecting you to do such a bold action. although, he’s quick to recover from his shock as he shoots you a cocky grin, letting his hand fall to rest on your hip. “what’s this, kitten? if you needed me, you could’ve just said so yourself.” he chuckles, “but this,” his eyes then wander down to where you were holding his belt, “this is probably much better.”

ATSUMU: literally gasps out loud in shock, “oh SHIT you- you really just did that huh?” he curses, trying his best to compose himself although he’s actually a stuttering mess. with a deep inhale, he lets his hands find their place on your hips as he looks down at you with a certain look on his eyes, clearing his throat. “are we gonna make out or..?”

IWAIZUMI: he looks down at you, surprised. letting an eyebrow raise as if he’s asking for you to explain what was that for. however, with that look on your eye, iwaizumi swore something had bursted inside him that lead him unable to restrain himself as he slowly slithers his arm around your waist, the action sending you shivers through your spine while you watch as he reaches your hand that was holding his belt, raising it to let it rest on his shoulder. he chuckles under his breath while he keeps eye contact with you, “god, you really don’t know what you’re doing to me, do you?”

SAKUSA: both his eyebrows shoot upwards and his body freezes momentarily. you watch as his eyes looks at you with shock written upon them. he could barely let out a steady statement as his breath wavers, “..w-what.. what are you doing?”

OIKAWA: “okay, so, remember when iw— AH! OH MY GOD!” he screeches out dramatically when you unexpectedly pull him by his belt and his heart runs in laps. he looks at you with shock as you only shoot him an innocent smile. “sweetie, what was that for?!” he lets a hand hover his chest as you giggle, about to give him an answer when he adds, “but that was kinda hot though..”

YAMAGUCHI: a high pitched yelp comes from his lips and he stares at you with wide eyes, a flush creeping across his cheeks. never have you seen your boyfriend look so embarrassed and surprised your whole life that you had to let out a laugh, your reaction worsening the blush on his cheeks as he holds the wrist of your hand that was holding his belt. “H-Honey.. S-Stop..”

KITA: when you pull him by his belt, he let’s out a tiny oh, peering at you with curiosity. smh innocent bb. he gives you a look that encourages you to explain what you did, but somehow, inside him, he thought it kinda felt nice to have you pull him towards you that way.

KENMA: he tenses. it honestly never crosses his mind once that you would ever do the action of pulling him towards you by his belt—the gesture so unexpected that it leaves him a blushing mess. his body freezes in place and you watch as he looks at you with wide eyes. “(y-y/n).. what was that..?”

KAGEYAMA: he really went “oh shit” as soon as he feels that force on his hip—not expecting you to suddenly pull him in that way. his eyebrows raises in surprise while his head tilts in confusion, not sure what to expect when you’re innocently looking at him in the eye. and he blinks, “uh. hi?”

ASAHI: “AH!” he lets out a yelp that could possibly be heard up to the second floor. he looks back and forth from your face then down to where your hand connects to his belt, letting him compose himself for a few moments as he freezes in place. his eyes widens and he stammers like crazy. “S-Sweetheart.. What- What did you just do..?”

USHIJIMA: both his eyebrows raise upon the sudden pull of force on his hip area. he looks down at you as he holds a potted plant on his hand. you watch as he blinks down at you, as if looking for any answers through whatever emotion your face has on. you let him place his plotted plant on the nearest surface and he faces you, holding your hand that was on his belt as he raises it to his chest, letting his thumb softly rub on to your soft skin. “is there anything you need, honey? you can tell me anything.”

MATTSUN: when you pull him by his belt, he lets shock overcome him, both his eyebrows shooting upward. and yet, that shock is quickly replaced by a smirk as he looks down to where your hand is holding his belt. he lets out a deep “oh?” with a certain glint on his eye that deeply intensifies your need for him.

BOKUTO: “AH! WHAT AR—wait what’s this all about baby?” his mood alters in the quickest because one moment his eyes were widened like saucers and now he’s peering down at you with expectation. and you’re starting to think he’s just realizing how much he likes the way you pull him to you by his belt. you could see the blush appearing on his cheeks as he scratches the back of his neck bashfully—a rare thing to be seen from the bokuto kotaro. and he suggests cheekily, “you know.. maybe you should do this more often.. hehe.”

AKAASHI: he lets out the softest gasp from his lips as his widened eyes wander down to where your hand grasps onto his belt, and his mind really goes ‘oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god-’ but then he scratches that by clearing his throat, trying his all to keep his composure while barely managing to keep eye contact with you. “w-what is it you need, honey..?”

#requested by anon! #special shoutout to anon who suggested this <3 ily baby i hope you love this #haikyuu x reader #suna x reader #kuroo x reader #iwaizumi x reader #atsumu x reader #sakusa x reader #oikawa x reader #yamaguchi x reader #ushijima x reader #bokuto x reader #asahi x reader #akaashi x reader #kita x reader #kenma x reader #kageyama x reader #mattsukawa x reader

[cestcirque]

ケンマ！バレーしようぜ！

“Kenma! Let’s play volleyball!”

#I saw the babies and I had to gif #haikyuu!! #kuroo tetsuro #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #haikyuu nekoma #decisive battle at the garbage dump

[dilfiesz]

oh how i wish you'd wake up one day... 🍓

#fun fact he is my favorite character of all times ;) #my baby boy #kenma #kenma kozume #kozume kenma #kenma icons #kenma layouts #nekoma #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu icons #haikyuu layouts #hq #haikyuu!! icons #haikyuu!! layouts #anime messy layouts #messy layouts #manga messy layouts #yoimita

[lowkeyremi]

Haikyuu men as fathers :D

Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4

FT. Hinata, Bokuto, Suna, and Kenma. (If you guys want other characters lmk, i'm just not in the mood to do a bunch rn)

SO I JUST READ LIKE THE CUTEST HAIKYUU FATHERHOOD ONE SHOT AND NOW I WANNA DO HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AS DADS, HEAD CANONS (More of the earlier stages of fatherhood, when they first experience it)

This is the first thing I've written on tumblr pls spare me...

Warnings: Indication of relationships and marriage and some angst (mentions of abortion) for a few characters (just put that there just in case) Enjoy lovelies <33

Also sorry for any typos or grammar errors. I'm too lazy to reread through it and check lol.

...

Hinata Shoyo:

He was quite surprised at the announcement of your pregnancy that he passed out

He was soooo excited none the less, being a father sounded pretty fun

He definitely started reading books to try to help him figure things out

He was a terrible diaper changer (like no fucking joke, I think he'd be scared to change another one), he'd seen you do it so many times but for some reason he could never avoid getting peed on

Would brag to everyone about how cute his little baby is, "My baby just got their first tooth, and they're learning how to crawl! They've also got the cutest little chubby cheeks."

If the baby looks like you he would literally talk about it all the time. "Beautiful, just like your mama."

He's had experience with babies because well... Natsu <3

He got the baby a matching jersey so you two could watch his games :)

Bokuto Kotaro:

After finding out you were pregnant he would tell EVERYBODY The two of you were walking together to get ramen and you guys walked into the restaurant and got seats. The waiter came to you two and asked what'd you like to drink. "Hey, guess what? My wife is pregnant! Isn't that amazing?! We're gonna have a baby!" You had to hide your face from embarrassment but the waiter just giggled, Bokuto is def a himbo, your himbo.

He enjoyed decorating the room for your baby

He would dead ass miss practice to go to your appointments for the baby

The first time he held your little bundle of joy he cried like a damn baby, he couldn't help it. It made him so happy that the two of you brought a life into the world.

He didn't let Kenma hold your child for awhile because he was scared he'd drop the baby :')

Very protective of your little one

He wanted the baby's first word to be "Volleyball" but it was "da da" which still made him very happy

Bo is very proud of the baby you two have created so I'm 100% sure he takes a bunch of himself with the baby to post on his social media

He was scared to change diapers but he soon got the hang of it

100% would get up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying, just to let you sleep. "The baby." You sigh loudly as you hear your little one cry over the baby monitor. "I'll go check on them. You get some rest." You turn your head to face him, "You sure?" He just smiled at you and kissed your temple. "100%"

Suna Rintaro: (ofwhuowghwoqrwq do i need to say anything else?)

He thought you were joking when you said you were pregnant (oops) "That's a good one." He turned his attention back to his phone. "Rin... I'm serious. Do you wanna see the ultrasound?"

A little more on the hesitant side. He didn't want to believe it, but you had the proof so like...

He was low key scared to fuck up, his father was not a very good father so he was scared to be the same way his father was.

He didn't even hold the baby for the first few months. "Rin, come on. You aren't your father. You have me to guide you through the process. Come hold our little one." He stalked up the stairs, "no."

After awhile you finally convinced him to have physical contact with the baby "The baby.. i-is smiling at me?" You giggle at him, "of course they're smiling at you. They love their daddy of course."

After he finally started being around the baby, you literally could not tear him away from that child.

Some days he'd take the baby to practice, to the grocery store, everywhere.

You had to pry the child from his arms most days. "Rin, give the baby here.." He looked at you like you just told him to give away his prized possession. "Hell no." You sighed. "Rin you have to go to work!" He shrugged his shoulders, "the baby can come with me, Komori enjoys taking pics of them during practice." Jeez.. this man truly is something.

Overall he was scared for nothing. He was a great father ;)

Somehow he convinced you to have another one... (weren't you the same one who didn't hold your baby for months?) he wanted to make up for the few firsts that he missed

Kozume Kenma: (oh Lord)

He asked "Are you sure it's mine?" (yeah... virtual slap rn)

He told you he wasn't ready and asked if you'd consider an abortion or adoption, it made you really sad but you realized Kenma wasn't ready

It really hurt him to hear you cry about giving up your child which made him wanna try for you

Did not know how to hold the baby for the life of him "Umm.. am I like- holding it right..?" You burst into laughter at the sight. "Ken, you gotta support their head." He looked down at his baby. "Oh..."

He decided that he needed to do research before he ventured further down the path of fatherhood.

Kenma was confused with diapers. "You... you want me to change its diaper?" You scoffed at him handing him a fresh diaper. "Our baby is not an 'it' Kenma!" He groaned as he took the diaper from you. "Why can't you change it?" You rolled your eyes as if it was obvious. "Because I won't always be there to do it myself, duh."

You were out with a friend one day which meant Kenma was on babysitting duty, he was tempted to call Kuro to come watch his child but he'd say something like, "Kenma, it's your responsibility as a father, blah blah blah.." So he and the baby just kind of sat there staring at each other. "What do you wanna do?" He asked the baby, knowing they can't talk. The baby proceeded to poke Kenma's cheek and yell out, "DA DA DA DA." Kenma thought it was cute and laughed softly. "Yep, that's me." The baby repeated saying 'da' for awhile until they tired themselves out. "You're a lot like me." That day it clicked, he finally understood what it was to be a father

He wasn't very affectionate but he tried to show his baby that he cared the best way he knew how

You saw the changes and it made you happy

You caught him cuddling the baby once, when you accused him of being affectionate he rolled his eyes half awake and said, "M'not being affectionate! Go awayyyy."

Doesn't want to admit to being soft for his baby :)

That's a wrap! If you want more characters lmk! I'd be happy to do a part two, this was fun for me :)

#hinata shoyuo #hinata shoyo #msby hinata #msby bokuto #bokuto kotaro #bokuto #suna rinatro #sunarin #suna rintaro headcanons #bokuto hcs #kenma headcanons #kenma hcs #kenma kozume #kenma #haikyuu characters as dads #because i said so #hear me out #they'd make interesting dads #why was kenma's kinda accurate #babies #pregnancy #anime #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #msby black jackal #volleyball #love these mfs #i literally don't know what i'm doing #first thing i've written on tumblr pls spare me

[eternally-tired-muffin]

Pros of visiting Akaashi: cute dog

Cons of visiting Akaashi: the most obnoxious pining you have ever seen

I headcanon that Akaashi gets 2 dogs around the timsekip. He gets this one, creatively nicknamed dog 1, during the timeskip. I realise realistically Akaashi probably couldn't get a dog then as a student. Please ✨ allow it ✨ and assume that the accommodation worked out somehow.

The way Akaashi gets a dog is a bit long winded, but it starts with the headcanon that Daichi works in the part of the police force that train the dogs. There were a couple dogs that were too friendly or otherwise not suitable to be police dogs. Daichi is mentioning this over drinks to Kuroo, who has a Plot to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Kuroo is still in contact with everyone Bokuto and Akaashi. He knows about Akaashi's overworking problem, and how Akaashi is very good at managing others (Bokuto, then later Udai), but is willing to neglect himself. He weasels Akaashi into accepting the dog, under the guise of doing Daichi a favour (he does not mention the part that there was a back-up plan for the dogs).

Akaashi now has to look after it, so he ends up establishing routine for himself, including going outside and getting some exercise in for them both. He also now has a dog and the positive effect on his mood and health is incredible. Kuroo is very proud of himself for this.

That is, until he has to witness dog-related smitten nonsense. Bokuto is good with dogs, Kuroo will reluctantly admit, but he does not need to see Akaashi's lovestruck expression (they are not even together yet). Kenma is unimpressed. These are the consequences on his actions.

Thank you to @kanameslifesupport for both indulging me and enabling me. I do not have the time to be working on this at the moment but here we are.

When does he get dog 2? I have no idea. What are they called? Again, no idea. I'd love to hear any suggestions!!

#ohmygod i did this so fast #thats the power of brainrot baby #also i tried something new with akaashis hair and im actually really proud of it hehe #right boring tags time #hq #hq!! #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq fanart #hq!! fanart #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu!! fanart #bokuto #bokuto koutarou #akaashi #akaashi keiji #bokuaka #kozume kenma #kenma #kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #bokuaka fanart

[alicentshair]

excuse my kuroo tetsurou brainrot

#he was just so fcking happy in the game!!! #he was so supportive of everyone including karasuno #can't wait to gif my fave scenes 😭 #that's our baby now!!!! #i feel so young again after watching :< the nostalgia of it all #sel.txt #haikyuu #kuroo #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #nekoma #haikyuu!!!

[dira333]

Hey hey, Dira, hope you've been well lately and I hope you're having a good day!! <3

I see your new plotbunny ask, and I have come to request Kenma or Osamu because I have been thinking about them sm lately 😭 <333

hi there, thanks for sending something in...

I love Kenma and even though this isn't technically in the baby topic anymore, I have this little drabble I wrote for my Kenma long fic...

tw: period mention, blood

“MOM!” Hitoka’s voice is shrill against the quietness of their house.

“MOM!!!” There’s a pitch of panic in her voice now and the door opens right as she opens her mouth to scream again. 

But it’s not her mother who’s standing in the door, it’s her father. 

“Go away!” She’s throwing a pillow at him that he catches with ease before balking at the blood stains on the white fabric.

“Shit! Did you cut yourself? Are you hurt?!”

“I want mom!” She yelps instead, fumbling to move further towards the wall when he steps closer. “This is woman stuff.”

“Oh…” He breathes out in understanding. “It’s fine Baby, I got you.”

“No, I want mom.”

“Mom’s not here.” He reminds her softly. “She’s gone for training week. But I’m here, don’t worry, we’ve got this.”

“But I want mom!”

She’s full on crying now, her bloodied hands pressed against her cheeks even though it’s disgusting and it hurts and-

Cool arms wrap around her, her face is pushed forward into his sweater. It feels like her father is trying to hold her together but he might also try to lift her up - something he managed the last time when she was about 6 years old.

“I’ve got you.” He tells her softly. “Everything is going to be okay. We’ll get you cleaned up and then we go and visit Mom, okay?”

“Okay.” She hates how small her voice sounds but at least her Dad sounds like he knows what he’s doing.

“Will the blood wash out?” She asks anxiously when the washing cycle starts.

“I don’t know.” He tells her honestly. “Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn’t, like it has a mind of it’s own. Your birth ruined my favorite sheets.”

“Ugh, Dad, TMI.”

“Apple Pie for Breakfast?”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Really. You need food in your tummy with those painkillers.”

#my writing #kenma x reader #kenma #Dad! Kenma #Kenma fluff #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #tw period #diras baby series

[dfsdgaefh]

oooohhh for a prompt baby kuroken napping together???

napping on a sunbeam

#i think ill come back to this one again. baby kuroo and kenma............. #scribbles #haikyuu #kozume kenma #kuroo tetsurou

[heich0e]

dad!kenma who has never made a public announcement that he's married or has a kid, and then one day in the middle of his stream your toddler waddles their way into his streaming room unannounced and crawls up in his lap. kenma doesn't think anything of it and just lets them snuggle in and get comfy, while his chat is losing their mind. messages like 'WHOSE KID IS THAT?' 'why does kodzuken have a baby???' 'omg they look just like him!!' start flying in and kenma just kind of laughs, looks down at the baby, and is like "hey they're saying you look like me, what do you think?" and the toddler just giggles and hits their little hands on the desk excitedly because they love being told that they're just like their daddy :(

#you come running in to grab the baby when you realize that they escaped from their playpen only to also expose yourself as kenma's wife #Kenma has the baby in his lap letting them button smash on stream and just looks up when you walk in #says 'oh looks like mommy found us out kid' #and the stream is just like ADKFLDJADLKDAJD AF MOMMY??? WIFE??? #kenma doesn't acknowledge the situation at all but starts wearing his wedding ring on stream after that #hq hcs #papa kenma

[wonder-kya]

It's spring at last🌸

Kuroo & Kenma are training a bit near the river banks~

I really enjoyed the process of this artwork made for @kurokenfanzine last year 💜

It was a blast being part of this project!

#my scribbles #haikyuu!! #Hq!! #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #kuroken #黒研 #ハイキュー!! #They are babies and i luv them

[sailormiraii]

MANGA VS ANIME ✨️

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hinata shouyou #kozume kenma #haikyuu to the top #haikyuu manga #my babies #they are back!!! #HAIKYU!! The movie: The Battle At The Garbage Dump

[redrocketpanda]

Akaashi's already outside with the others by the time Bokuto finally exits the spa.

They've been waiting here a while. The warm air has almost completely dried Akaashi's damp skin and hair.

He closes his eyes, raises his face to the bright sun and inhales deeply, filling his lungs with the fresh mountain air. Its the kind of place that people come to relax, surrounded by the tall trees and trickling water and singing birds. 

Or Akaashi imagines that's what it would be like if he were in different company. 

But he can't hear the trickling water or the singing birds over the raucous debate Hinata and Kageyama are having about which sea creatures they would pick for their marine volleyball dream team and whether either of them should be allowed to have the octopus. 

And maybe it would have been relaxing if they hadn't been with Bokuto who insisted on just a bit more time - just another 5 minutes with the masseuse, just another 10 minutes in the steam room, just another 15 minutes in the bath - until they were so hopelessly behind schedule that there was no longer a schedule. 

Kenma had long ago given up waiting and had gone to sit on a nearby rock to drink the strawberry milk that Kuroo had procured for him, whilst Kuroo muttered complaints about that damn owl from beneath his mess of floppy hair. 

They’ve been waiting for Bokuto for so long that Hinata and Kageyama have almost picked their entire team - though the disagreement about the octopus remains to be settled - and Akaashi is on the cusp of marching back in to find and drag Bokuto out himself when he hears the whoosh of the sliding door.  

His eyes snap open and he turns to face the door. 

Bokuto strides out of the spa towards them, arms raised above his head as he stretches lazily whilst in motion. Eyes closed, nose crinkled, a huge smile on his face. 

And, most distractingly of all, his hair isn't spiked into its signature look but instead rests loosely atop his head. The grey and black strands falling forwards, framing his face.  

Akaashi's heart skips a beat.

Though saying it skips makes it sound more gentle of an experience than it actually is. It's much less a skip and much more of a sharp and sudden drop. Like when you slip whilst walking down the stairs and it sends your heart plummeting into your knees and your pulse racing as you try to grab onto the hand rail in a desperate attempt to save yourself from falling. 

It's not as though Akaashi hasn't seen Bokuto with his hair down before. Of course he's seen it get wet when they've showered together, and it's briefly down before and after they go to sleep during training camps. But it's not long before Bokuto plasters it back into his signature look with unnerving amounts of gel, so the sight of him with his hair down properly like this is a rare, and special, moment. 

A moment that presents Akaashi with a Bokuto different than the one that he's become so familiar with; the one who blazes with the intensity of the midday sun in a way that leaves Bokuto imprints on Akaashi's retinas so that the image remains even when he closes his eyes.  In this moment, Bokuto looks younger and more innocent, and there's a tenderness about him... like he's made out of a kind of softness that Akaashi struggles to put a name to. 

This is a softness like the mellow rays of the rising sun that trickle in through the curtain and bathes Akaashi's body in its golden light.

Like a cool afternoon breeze that lightly caresses his skin.

Like the way a particularly good pencil gliding over smooth paper fills him with a sense of deep satisfaction, or the way sipping on honey and lemon tea soothes his aching body, or the way finishing a beloved book leaves his soul glowing.

It's the way that Bokuto Kōtarō’s name sounds in his mouth.

It’s the way that Bokuto Kōtarō feels in his heart.

#an ode to bokuto with his hair down #from the perspective of akaashi ofc #every time I look at this image it just makes my heart wanna explode and so I must lovingly describe this moment #bc we've waited so long for soft hair Bokuto and we must revel in it to death #baby boyyyyyyyyyy #bokuto #bokuto kotaro #bokuto koutarou #akaashi #akaashi keiji #hinata #kageyama #kuroo #kenma #haikyuu #hq #haikyuu official art #hq official art #bokuaka #bkak

[meowsgirldrawing]

Ok but-

I don't know if this is because I have a huge thing for domestic aus or whatnot, but for some dang reason, the idea that Kenma wouldn't want children but fur babies instead just slays me In the good way ofc!!

Like- I love Future! Aus of shows like Haikyuu because of the amount of loving but so TRUE headcannons that can come with it. Especially cause ideas for next gen.

Example of Tsukishima being the father to a lovely little girl and being totally wrapped around her finger.

Or Tanaka and Nishinoya's kids growing up as best friends, even at one point calling each other cousins.

Or Kageyama having a little girl (There are so many guys in this show that make me JUST KNOW that they would have AT LEAST a daughter) who is the EXACT opposite of him. All cheery, hyper, very social, and everyone is like "Wait- Thats your daughter?!" But then when shes older, has the same smile when shes thinking of ways to destroy the other team.

Kageyama is my favorite btw-

JUST SO MANY IDEAS-

Then we turn around, and Kenma just has cats.

I can just imagine that this was probably something he like already decided, even before he meets whoever he ends up marrying later down the line.

And its not that he hates kids. While it may be a reason for some people, I can see Kenma as just like, Yeah, that aint for me.

And I can see that if his SO agrees with him, finding that to their liking too, they both end up like "Fur babies?" "Fur babies" *cue nodding Kenma but smiling cause yaay*

FBSKH

Self indulgent here but since the cats arent children, he can name them any video game character and not feel weird about it HAHAHA

He wants a cat named Link? HE GETS A CAT NAMED LINK

He wants a another one named Captain? HE GETS A CAT NAMED CAPTAIN

He wants-

Ya get the point. Cat names are limitless and hes a happy gamer/cat dad/ introvert hubby.

GAMER HUBBY KENMA FOLKS👏👏👏👏

Also, I find it just the best how most of the haikyuu fandom, whether hes shipped with Kuroo, YN, or an oc of any kind, most agree of this idea LOLOLOLOL

#kenma scenario #kenma x reader #kenma headcanons #kenma x y/n #hq kenma #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyu x reader #kenma x kuroo #Hubby Kenma #oc x canon #oc inserts #fur babies #future #domestic au #we love the boy #WE LOVE THIS MAN

[emmyrosee]

hush up, I don’t want to talk about this, just accept it

——

“You literally all do me so dirty.”

Kenma’s voice crumples like a piece of paper, despite trying to be serious and collected. His eyes flick over his screen wildly, in an attempt to keep himself on high alert for anything that may try to jump out at him. He’s curled in a blanket, it’s dark in his set up, and he hates his goddamned chat laughing at his pain because if there’s one thing Kodzuken doesn’t do?

It’s play horror games.

He cannot stand them. There are minimal horror games he’ll play, though he hides it under ‘there’s no skill,’ or ‘it’s all cheap jump scares’ and all in all it’s just something he doesn’t waste his time on.

But Kenma is nothing if not a man of his word, and when his fans started calling him out for reaching his milestone, to keep his promise to play a horror game.

Assholes.

“You guys know I don’t like this shit,” he grumbles, his lips in an actual pout that he knows will be on fan pages for months to come. “Normal fans don’t do this to their creators.”

notkodzuken: yeah they do

kodzukenslilmonster: who you been watching

mistaworlwhide subbed for 4 years

hereforkepkws: masochist

kuroosassscheek: when he’s a ten but can’t play horror games

“Kuro, I’ll spit in your pancakes next time you come over, I swear to god,” he grumbles, the hairs on the back of his neck rising at the feeling of someone watching him. He prepares himself for a scare, “shouldn’t you be at work or something-“

“Boo!” A tiny voice yells, clapping its hands against Kenma’s headphones to make him shriek and jump- which he does-, and when he turns to look at the culprit, he clutches his chest as he sees you, holding his daughter close to your chest, her tiny giggles being emphasized by your cruel cackles.

And he wants to be mad, he wants to be absolutely furious, he wants to end the stream and completely scold you both and his chat for giving him a stroke-

But he can’t. Not with how happy his baby looks from having successfully scared him, not how you look with mischief in your eyes that fill with mirthful tears.

He’s wrapped so far around each of your fingers, and he hates that you exploit that.

“You- you should’ve seen the look on your face,” you wheeze, and he pokes his tongue in his cheek to try and ward off the smirk that so desperately wants to splay on his face.

“One second chat,” he sighs, turning back to you and your tiny human. “I have to tickle the shit out of my wife and kid.”

“Quarter!” His daughter gasps, but you’re quick to shush her as you back out of the room slowly, Kenma following you with each step.

“You’re so dead,” he chuckles.

“Kenma, I’m holding our child, I can’t run, be merciful- AH!” You scream, his large arm wrapping around your waist and pulling you into a bear hug, but not tight enough so you can quickly plant your kid on her feet, “baby go hide! Daddy’s gonna get you!”

She squeal and quickly toddles away, dashing into her playroom, and Kenma sighs as he gives you a kiss. “I’ll deal with your ass, later,” he snickers, smacking you on the butt to hear you squeak before letting you go.

“Go put the Pokémon emulator on my monitor, I’ve got a kid to punish,” he says, hands digging into his hoodie pockets as he makes his way into the playroom. You chuckle and obey, knowing he’s never going to trust either of you again when he plays a scary game.

But you’ll be ready the second he does.

#i literally #i don’t know WHY I’m in baby fever #I’m so single it hurts??? #but I want dad!kenma because I lOVE him??? so🥳 #kenma kozume #kenma kozume fluff #kenma kozume x reader #kenma kozume x f!reader #kenma kozume x reader fluff #kenma kozume imagine #kenma kozume haikyuu #kozume kenma #kozume kenma fluff #kozume kenma x reader #kozume kenma x f!reader #kozume kenma x reader fluff #kozume kenma imagine #kozume kenma haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu x female reader #haikyuu x yn #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you

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#kuroken #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #Haikyuu #forgot to post this #kuroken band AU #HAHAHA #kuroken babies own my entire heart