#average Thursday

[souporwholock]

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).

#true story #short story #shower thoughts #the passage of time #profound #bonkers #average Thursday #convergent evolution #crabs #everything evolves into crabs #my God why are they all crabs!? #Mom?? #Dad??? #dear Lord.... it's all crabs! it's all crabs!

[june-again]

ok why did tumblr randomly reblog a post

#june shines #did they fuck up desktop again #average thursday #sigh

[meringuejellyfish]

forgot where i logged off so i opened w101 and then immediately tabbed out to check something and when i came back i was dying to the kraken

#average thursday

[skunkes]

#average (thursday) night #a doodley

[saintxgerard]

Now why are they like that <3

#they’re so average about each other like collectively #love them #tucker rule #anthony green #ls dunes #thursday

[kickasstorrents]

what was going on with my appeal when i bartended even. like guys around my age seemed to not parse that i existed but like short bisexual women in their late 20s or early 30s in droves seemed compelled to come buy me drinks & molest me As well as like older guys who did a lot of drugs in the 80s who would always pull this awkward inbetween of apologetically flirting & talking to me like a beloved tweenage daughter type technique out on me

#average thursday night at pub always had me posted up with a old bald guy who said stuff like "do you remember when molly was egg shaped

[static-martini]

under-appreciated aspect of the Klarion and Uncle Jason dynamic is that Klarion has been shown to have the ability to make Jason switch from human to demon. i think some other people have too, but Klarion specifically having that power is funny

cuz u can imagine the inconvience of it, whether it’s Klarion wanting to ruin his day, or because Jason told him “No” to something or other

#Klarion finding out he can do that: I will be SO responsible with this. #5 minutes later; complete anarchy caused by demon and witch #just an average Thursday!! #klarion the witch boy #klarion bleak #dc extended universe #Jason Blood #etrigan #etrigan the demon #txt post

[strawberrystepmom]

ngl I think about tati’s video about James Charles every day

#Tati sucks she’s a terrible person but that was truly a cultural reset #talking about sucking dick and cock at my birthday party like it was just like no big deal #wdym that’s an average Thursday night for me and the girlies Tati get with it?

[tooshnado]

life is a push door and I’m reefing on it. Pulling it so hard my veins bulge.

#average tooshnado wednesday #it’s not even Wednesday #sparkle on its Thursday #anyway

[july-19th-club]

there's a guy who i dont work with but who works from my building as a consultant for a job-center type organization, and whenever he comes in he like. sets such a good example of patience, compassion, good manners, and...i dont know, gentleness that it makes me try harder not to be irritable or impatient with patrons. two totally different jobs, we never even speak unless he's asking for the stapler or we're saying hi and bye on his way in and out of the building, but every thursday good old boring average chris shows up to set up his laptop at one of our public tables and meet clients, and he's so goddamn nice i'm like okay i have to be nice too . so thanks chris

#im usually so short-tempered at work these days i just get so huffy when i have to interact and guide ppl through shit . but it's . idk #i think he gets his frustrations out in a more productive way bc i overheard him on the phone the other day #organizing a wheelchair rugby game . apparently he's on a team. i would never have taken him for a rugby guy. so mild mannered #he really is the most average looking man on the planet but there is a slight slyness to his resting expression bc he has one lazy eye #i think i have a little bit of a crush on him #the circ desk is very tall because patrons will loom over us otherwise so unless im standing up i do not even see him come in #you just hear a rattling noise and you're like oh chris is here whats up as he rolls by #from opposite sides of the particle board. sometimes make eye contact thru the book drop slot #its the most consistent part of my thursdays. out of touch. when your not around. i may have a crush on job center chris #it would never go anywhere. he's like in his forties i think and guy like him. probably married . but i can think my thoughts

[wingsofhcpe]

unironically love stepping out into the balcony on Tsiknopempti and just sniffing the air like a curious cat to take in the ✨️tsikna✨️

#explanation for my non greek pals: tsiknopempti comes from combining the words tsikna + pempti #pempti means Thursday and tsikna means the smoke & scent coming off of well-grilled meat. There's no single word for it in english iirc #so tsiknopempti is the last day when we can eat meat before lent starts (greek orthodox christian tradition) #(tho idk if other orthodox cultures have a similar thing.) #so we grill a lot of different kinds of meat to 'indulge in before lent' even if the average citizen only actually practices lent the week- #-before easter lol (me included oops) #it's kind of a celebration before the carnival too and it kind of signals the end of winter and the coming of spring #it's also kind ot a joke because unironically the entire city air gets a hit hazy bc of all the grill smoke. esp towards sundown #unironically EVERYWHERE smells like it lmao #although most of us in the city just order souvlaki & stuff from souvlaki restaurants instead of grilling #BUT my mum is grilling tonight ehe. #greek stuff

[keitheaverage]

Did somebody say ✨Thief and the Cobbler Thursday?✨ 👀

@tygerbug had said something about posting TTATC fanart today (2/16) and I'm more than happy to oblige. I was itching to draw another modern AU work too, and I haven't made anything with Roofless yet, so I decided to have him tag along for lunch. Maybe next time order the mild ramen, Chief!

I can see Tack being completely immune to spicy stuff, Yumyum not as much, but she can power through if the dish in question is tasty enough.

#the thief and the cobbler #ttatc #ttatcfandom #thief and the cobbler thursday #tack the cobbler #princess yumyum #princess yum yum #the princess and the cobbler #arabian knight #modern au #college au #kei's average art tag

[somecunttookmyurl]

not much in the way of actual new stuff for the shop this week since i've been mostly making extras of things for the pride market on thursday but i will get that updated. uh. within the next couple of hours

also had the best saturday so far followed by the worst sunday which is bizarre for several reasons. chiefly that sunday is always busier. fucking liminal space man i stg

#combining to make a significantly below average weekend so that's epic #hopefully the gays come out in force on thursday bc i owe the electric company like £300

[windup-yahri]

#y'ahrisweep #average limsa thursday

[linanord]

❌ getting sushi for valentine's day when the delivery costs three times the usual and the wait time is 2+ hours

✅ getting sushi for Eminescu birthday (or kdj birthday) with holiday discount still active and normal traffic

#lina thinks out loud #don't mind me I'm just rationalizing the need to cook dinner tonight instead of ordering #oh well. personal celebration tomorrow when everyone else will be having an average Thursday👍

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Looking at packers and sooooo many of them say to keep away from heat... brother im from the desert. In my hometown it regularly hits 120+ degrees during the summer. can you imagine. you're just going about your day and your fucking penis melts

#average cis guy experience im sure. cis men please weigh in #thursday speaks