PLEASE I need more punknoir headcanons if you have any I LOVE these I LOVE those two <333
(If youre comfortable with it any first kiss HCs?? I would LOVE to see your thoughts)
Oh I HAVE SO MANY SO MANY CUTESY STUFF and also I do have a First Kiss HC!! But this is long as hell so I'll probably post that set of HC next!
Thanks for this :) !
A LONG-ASS LIST OF FLUFFY-ASS PUNKNOIR HEADCANONS
Peter is actually REALLY good at rubix cubes now, especially after Gwen introduced him to speed-solving. He does it as a (slightly-nervous) habit now
Since the rubix cube was invented in 1974 - and Hobie is from 1978 canonically - he is ALWAYS picking up new ones and new designs from his universe to give to Peter
Peter loves them a lot and always keeps one on him, just for boredoms sake
Hobie always chuckles when he hears the sound of Peter clicking away on his rubix cube in the next room
They're both HARDCORE night owls
It's never really 'sunny' in either of their universes, because - one is noir and the other is London
But even then, they like to stay sleep in when they can, and Hobie will keep Peter in bed as long as possible, panda-hugging him like a sloth in the mornings
Their love language is sharing things - it's like words of encouragement, acts of service, and receiving gifts all in one
Hobie and Noir aren't the type to buy many things, or need anything to be brand-new, so books become their way of being with each other always
Noir likes to scribble neat notes in the margin in grey pencil, while Hobie covers his in bright post-its covered in sharpie and hi-lighter.
They've read each of each other's favorites, and always treat each other's books with care. Hobie introduces Peter to so many newer publications his world doesn't have yet, meanwhile Peter finds Hobie the best out-of-print or even non-destroyed books, copies that were destroyed in facist book-burnings in Hobie's world.
They kinda have an anarchist collection and archive at Peter's place
Being with Noir is one of the only times Hobie is super quiet
Hobie loves to listen to the rain at Peter's place, or listening to the scratchy 30's radio playing in the next room. He loves closing his eyes to the crackle of Noir's vinyls, or the sound of Peter typing away on his typewriter as Hobie lays on the couch
Even when Noir is at his place, it's a peaceful kinda quiet
Hobie lives on a canal-boat, so no rent, and no landlord, which Peter loves. And on foggier London nights, he and Peter can float the boat out on the river, sitting in the fog together
Hobie introduces Peter to a lot of new music
His favorite in Hobie's collection is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, and any other operatic, classical style rock.
They're pretty low-key about their relationship. They're not hiding it, they're just not that big on PDA outside of hand-holding and cheek kisses
But they're still very intimate in public in a different way. Hobie and Peter always asks each other for their opinion in front of others. Peter is always acting chivalrous towards Hobie, and Hobie always speaks highly of Peter.
They may not be making out in public, but their own version of PDA could be just as subtle and sweet, even down to Peter adjusting Hobie's pins, making sure the words are facing up
Or Hobie flicking a piece of colored lint off of Noir, or leaving small bright, collage-style origami for him
It take's Gwen maybe a couple weeks to catch on
She can tell Peter and Hobie are like IN SYNC, like spot on with each other. And that they crash at each others places a lot, but she figures maybe they're just planning some anarchist stuff together
Besides, Noir isn't all that romantic - especially compared to other Peters. He and Felicia don't have that complicated history, and MJ is a friend (i think). So it doesn't really occur to her
Until one day her, Hobie, and Noir are hanging out at Hobie's place and she notices Noir already knows where everything is
Noir knows exactly how Hobie likes his records to be put back, or how much sugar Hobie likes in his coffee and tea
And she's like 'lol u guys are like soulmates'
and Hobie just goes 'glad u noticed.'
and Gwens like 'WAIT'
Peter unironically calls Hobie his 'lover'
Hobie ironically and teasingly calls Peter his 'lover' (he usually sticks with partner, but often goes with boyfriend if he knows it'll get a reaction *ahem* Miguel *ahem*)
They bond over the mutal feeling of 'what the fuck is this technology bullshit' A LOT
Neither one has a proper smartphone (ever since they learned about Siri they call phones wiretaps)
Noir only uses a typewriter and says screens hurt his eyes and the most technologically advanced thing Hobie with entertain is an arcade cabinet or MAYBE a Playstation 1.
But Peter also likes having Hobie explain things to him
Simple things even. SO many times people tell Peter what happens in WW2 in their worlds. It's..not fun to say the least
He likes sitting around, listening to Hobie explain things like the best movies from the 60's, or the best color TV shows
They have a date-night tradition where they try out something 'modern' (aka 1970-2023) and rate it, then write it down somewhere
So far, they both really like the Exorcist. Watching to together for the first time was one of the best dates they've had
(Imagine being from 1933 and watching the Exorcist with no prior context wouldn't that be wild)
Their apartments look SO COOL now that they're together!!
Noir's black and white apartment, covered in shadows and bright pop art posters. Hobie's bedroom half desaturated, half covered in zines and supplies for protests
You know how in old cartoons there's the trope of a dude in a trench-coat and when he opens it it's full of watches as stuff - Noir's coat is like that, but with patches
And Hobie will take newpaper clippings from Peter's Bugle and use them in art and collages because Peter's writing inspires him a lot
He'll use slogans from Peter's writings in his protest art, and use Peter's melodramatic sayings in his song lyrics
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(once again not proofread because my brain dont do that sorry for typos i do be like that sometimes)
if you made it this far - thxs and i hope you have a rad day
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