#ask cyrus

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

Paldea. How come your dogs are made of bread.

Explain.

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[cyrusvgz]

You want to clarify by what you mean by "punished for being racist"?

Because almost everyone you mentioned either changed their ways or, you know, died.

Was it because no one said "You died because you were a racist" rather than "you died because you were a horrible human being in general"?

I'll say it again: I'm talking specifically about fanfiction and the fanbase's response to canon. Not the show itself.

When I say punished for being racist I mean facing consequences that come specifically as a response to them being racist.

No other character in RWBY who has been explicitly racist gets treated like Team CRDL does by the fandom. All CRDL did was bully Velvet and made a stupid comment in class.They get dragged through the mud 24/7.

Meanwhile

Roman Torchwick: Called faunus animals and Blake kitty

Weiss: Racial profiling. "Those Faunus only know how to lie, cheat, and steal"

Jacques Schnee: His company branded Adam. Only faunus at his party were servants or military guests

Robyn Hill: Calls Marrow "Wags" because of his faunus trait.

"I hate racists and bigots.....unless it's my favorite characters then it's okay and I'm gonna ignore it."

I don't like nor hate CRDL. They're barely characters. I just want people to keep that same energy across the board. If you hate racism then call everyone out on it or be quiet.

#RWBY #Ask Cyrus

[ask-cyrus-manic]

Meows

#askcyrusmanic #ask cyrus manic #ask cyrus #mlp oc #oc #my little pony oc #mlp ask blog #techbro-arts

[lauriemarch]

and at the end of the day, people will still hate women.

because beyonce is a terrible songwriter who has a good body and nothing more and she's really nothing compared to olivia rodrigo, that stuck-up bitch who steals other people's music, but taylor swift is an old, bitter nothing who clearly hates other girls. and sabrina carpenter deserves to die because she followed her heart, not her brain, and that's exactly why zendaya will never be good enough for tom holland. don't forget about kylie jenner, who's stealing precious timothee's innocence away and dating her is like committing arthouse cinema suicide, or how we said the same thing about miley cyrus and her disgusting profanity, think of the children, poor liam hemsworth, trapped in a marriage with such a horrible woman. lana del rey was hot until she was big and she made trailerpark sexy until her ass got a little too fat. and ariana grande, talentless homewrecker, and selena gomez, jealous and unreasonable, and hailey bieber, even more boring than the blood drying on the knives you are so quick to pull. sophie turner is a bad mom and megan thee stallion deserved whatever was coming to her.

and amidst all of this, we still don't know these women. we cannot fathom the pain of having a public divorce, one where people choose sides and hurl insults at you until the battery on their phone dies. we don't watch them chase after sweet-cheeked children in tucked-away backyards or play board games with their best friends while their chests heave in laughter. we don't know their marriages and we don't know their solitudes. we don't watch them unravel themselves, time and time again, preparing for the battle that we have made of their lives. they can never make a mistake. they can never cry. they can never be who they believe themselves to be.

and we take all of this and we go to work, we ride the bus, we go grocery shopping, we walk in dappled sunlight, and we let ourselves shrivel. i compare myself to every body i see and i comfort in the fact that i can still encircle my wrists with my fingers. food turns to dust in my mouth when i think about the fact that taylor swift thinks she's fat and people still hate sabrina carpenter for sticking by joshua bassett's side when he almost died, for God's sake, and now the people on my twitter feed are saying GUTS is the worst album they've ever heard. i liked it, the tiny voice in my head cries out. she wrote songs that made me feel noticed. they're calling the song i relate to the most a total skip.

so i close the app. i try not to think about the endless profiles screaming about how much they hate a nineteen/thirty-two/thirty-eight/twenty-three/twenty-six/forty-two year old. i try not to think about how much they would hate me, if they knew anything at all.

#this isn't necessarily in defense of the mentioned women #twitter has just been so disgusting in the past week #and everything written in italics is either a direct quote or paraphrased from twitter so that's awesome #so. yeah #what does this mean you ask #i don't know i respond #olivia rodrigo #beyonce #taylor swift #kylie jenner #sabrina carpenter #lana del rey #zendaya #miley cyrus #ariana grande #selena gomez #sophie turner #megan thee stallion

[zan0tix]

🕷️🕸️ + 🩷🪄

#vriska serket #vriska #roxy lalonde #roxy #homestuck #homestuck fanart #my art #zan0tix #cyrus asked for tha roxys im so happy with them

[utahlive]

hey man do you like dancing? when’s the last time you got to?

It's been a while

#utahlive #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanart #wilbur soot ask blog #ask blog #dsmp #dsmp fanart #dsmp ask blog #dream smp #dream smp fanart #dream smp askblog #just for you cyrus <3 #congrats on 500 followers xox #utahlive episodes

[onestepbackwards]

self aware au shenanigans where the player decides to screw around and bring the predecessors of the ingame characters (pulling an Arceus, as one might say) and watch stuff happen. on one side, its funny watching volo sprint in fear as cynthia chases him with a chair after hearing about the shit he pulled but you can't help but feel bad for cyllene who had no idea that cyrus would be like That, with feeling some guilt that she could have done something to prevent him from ending up like that (and not in the 'you bring shame to our bloodline' kind of way, but in a 'i am so sorry that nobody was there for you when you needed them the most' kind of way. if that makes sense)

Cyllene is 100 taking Cyrus under her wing, regardless of what he wants.

She despises one of her descendants was treated so badly he turned out this way. She is bound and determined to help him through whatever hell put him on this path to begin with. He is desperately trying to NOT do that. It's almost amusing to see Cyrus trying to sneak out of the village only for her to follow him and drag him back like a teenager. The kids love him and want to be his friends as well, and all he wants to do is leave or brood angrily. Cynthia lets Volo know no peace. She already had to stop one asshole from destroying the universe, and it turns out her ancestor pulled the same shit? She is livid. Volo doesn't think much of her until you mention she is in fact a champion, considered one of the strongest people in future Hisui, and has given many people pokebattle ptsd. And then he sees how near identical their team is, and a smirk she very much inherited from him, and suddenly he isn't so cocky anymore.

#self aware au #self aware pokemon #self aware volo #self aware cynthia #self aware cyllene #self aware cyrus #cynthia #volo #cyllene #cyrus #ask #anon #zed.talks

[rainbowpufflez]

Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏 #all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying) #Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭 #my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!) #All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

[extreme-neutral]

If your Sidestep was a worm, who would they trust to take care of them?

Oh no! I got the ask worm!!

Oh well

That's a nobrainer:

The Girls!

#I'm sure they'll get Cy his own cozy jar and whatnot #Thank you very much for your ask brave anon! #allowed me to crawl out of the pit for a bit #🖤🖤🖤 #my art #fhr sidestep #fhr #ratking #Nox #Cyrus Becker #(technically)

[symphony-calamity]

I should be allowed to use the tadpole connection to let Astarion taste food. I think he'd like chocolate.

Also I enjoy imagining the Emperor in the background like "why are you using a powerful psychic connection for such petty purposes... wait this "chocolate" stuff is actually pretty good".

#do they even have chocolate in faerun? i hear you ask #ive decided they do #they have to import it from tropical regions so it costs a small fortune #but my boy cyrus is Wealthy™️ pre-mind flayer abduction #fandomposting #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3

[fuckmatpat]

People being sad about matpat retiring is so confusing to me like are you sure we're talking about the same person???

alas. the rose tinted glasses . or perhaps the more evil counterpart. willful ignorance

#mod cyrus #mardotmov #asks #matpat retirement

[longing-for-a-perfect-world]

pelipper mail

Cat ear headband

I am unsure if this suits me.

#ask cyrus #my art #pokemon #pokemon irl #irl pkmn #pokeblogging #pokeblr #rotomblr #cyrus team galactic #galactic leader cyrus #pokemon cyrus #cyrus pokemon #team galactic

[cyrusvgz]

You were spot on with the racism when it comes to rwby.

You can’t expect me to hate Jacques when the heroes are not any better. Robyn called someone wags and the show expects me to be cool with it?

Heck yang used a laser pointer on Blake because cat: isn’t that racist?

You can’t expect me to hate CRDL when no one did anything to stop him, (Pyrrha even announced it and did nothing, the best warrior mind you) not only that the fanfics don’t make it better: extreme violence and suffering does not stop racism.

I honestly don’t see how torturing CRDL to the point of insanity makes things better?

I like said before: if there is no standards, morality, beliefs with the heroes then why should I support them?

People keep getting this confused: I'm not critiquing the show. I'm not a "RWBY Critic".

I'm specifically talking about fanfiction and the cliche of everyone beating on and clowning CRDL but not doing the same to any other character that did racist things to faunus. I'm talking about people who get angry at CRDL for being racist but refuse to acknowledge or unpack the implications of Adam being a child slave and getting cattle branded by the SDC while working in their mines.

#RWBY #Ask Cyrus

[giddlygoat]

some of my favorite side characters who should all get their own show btw. get tism’d lol

#for the record i don’t necessarily hc dareth as autistic i just didn’t want to leave him out #psst ask me about my autistic ronin hcs. i am perfectly normal about it i swear. anyway come closer #cyrus borg #dr julien #ronin ninjago #dareth ninjago #ninjago #dareth #ronin #giddly’s art #autism creature

[electric-plants]

cyno: that’s alhaitham over there, i feel very normally towards him

cyrus: …o-kay? he seems very…put together i suppose

cyno: great so you agree he’d make a good match for me and approve of me marrying him

cyrus: what—

cyno: i’ll go propose right now, thank you for your blessing

cyrus: you’re….welcome??

#genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #haino #cytham #cyhaino #cyno #gi cyrus #alhaitham #important context that i think this would happen when haino isn’t even dating each other or anything #cyno talking to alhaitham for the first time in months: hey do you want to get married? i already got my father’s blessing for you #alhaitham: oh yes let’s go then #saving alhaitham the effort of getting approval/letting his family know about his relationship/planning a wedding #AND asking alhaitham out all in one go #cyno is the KING of efficiency😤 #haino incorrect quotes

[youllallriseintheink]

What would it be like for the Pokemon villains to live with each other for months?

Oh, boy, these are always great! So, here’s the scenario: due to some sort of mad science gone wrong, Giovanni’s mansion has been teleported onto a desert island along with all the Pokémon villains. Estimated time before Colress (whose fault this is, naturally) can get them back: three months. This is not gonna be a fun time for most of them.

Giovanni: It’s his house, his rules, and his responsibility to keep these idiots from killing each other or going insane. One such method of establishing some familiarity between them is that twice a week, one member of the group has to spend the evening teaching the group about a skill or subject. He also set up a “scream room” where a person can vent their frustrations to a camera and/or hit punching bags, or a pair can go to physically fight and/or yell at each other. It has thick walls and a schedule. He is so ready for this to be over.

Archie: is hands-down the most popular person there. Lusamine relies on him. N and Guzma like him. He’s good company, good in the kitchen, and just generally is making the best of this. Before the end of the three months, he and Maxie have broken up, reconciled, and gotten back together thrice, used the scream room for couples disputes eight times, and many of the other villains are calling their relationship “the soap opera.”

Maxie: The stress of the situation is grating on him. Alternates between being annoyed with how freakishly well Archie is handling this and being glad he has him. During their “on” periods, he’s also happy to be Archie’s safe haven (even Archie finds this place kind of crazy). Helps out in the lab where he can and spends a good deal of time outside to help keep his sanity. This does not always work. Frequent user of the scream room.

Cyrus: This place is chaotic. These people are idiotic. This may be the most unpleasant place he’s been in his adult life. Spends a great deal of time in the lab, either on his own or with Colress, in attempt to expedite things. If he isn’t there, he’s probably cloistered somewhere he won’t be found. Avoids Lusamine and Ghetsis like the plague. By the end of the twelve weeks, he has a reputation as the resident cryptid and the others have figured out that he can be goaded into extra chores or work tasks if it means he can skip group activity.

Volo: this is the time of his life. Everyone there that has researched a legendary, owned a legendary, met a legendary, or been within twenty feet of a legendary is getting interviewed at least once but probably several times by him. Some love it, at least at first. Some want him to shut up and take a long walk off a short pier. He’s trying to be pleasant, but ultimately if he’s interested in more information, he’s getting it from you. Maybe he’ll give you a gift for your trouble afterwards.

Ghetsis: After his first “I hate N” speech, much of the house became… less than favourable towards him. He and Guzma are no longer allowed to be alone in the same room after an incident left them both needing medical attention. Cyrus is no longer allowed to fix everyone's coffee after he dumped salt in Ghetsis’ twice. And there are several other rules made to essentially grant him protective custody. Generally speaking, Ghetsis is a terrible roommate who expects everyone else to cater to him. He’s earned almost everyone’s ire by the end of their stay, to the point where Giovanni was tempted to lift the rules meant to protect him. Frequently uses the scream room for rambles about N and complaints about the others. Absolutely horrified by the effect this event is having on N.

N: After Ghetsis’ first “I hate N” speech, he suddenly acquired two new dads (Archie and Maxie) and two new brothers (Guzma and Piers). Even Giovanni has become protective of him and has given him a talk on how Ghetsis is using him and nothing he’s said is true. The group activities are helping to broaden his very narrow horizons, he’s meeting lots of new people (even if a lot of them are various shades of evil) and he can always slip off into the woods if he wants to be alone. He’s having a great time. He understands the frustrations of others, but honestly he’s more worried about returning to his old life- sadly, this is a big improvement to it.

Colress: since he’s charismatic and more importantly their ticket out, the others treat him nicely even though he put them in this situation. Uses this period to look for a safety net for if he’s ever in need of a place to go post-Team Plasma. Gets into Lusamine’s, Lysandre’s, and Cyrus’ good graces and spends a good deal of time attempting to get to know them better to decide which he’d prefer. Lusamine is glad to have an ally. Lysandre likes him just fine. Cyrus thinks he’d be a good addition to Team Galactic but also wishes he and Volo would go pester each other and leave him alone.

Lysandre: there’s no sense panicking over this. Is polite to everyone and doesn’t talk about the unworthiness of the poor unless it’s with someone he’s sure will agree with him. Attempts to do some networking, and get himself some trade partners and allies with the assorted wealthy people there. He’s generally decent company even though he can’t wait to get away from some of these peasants. *coughGuzmacough*

Guzma: He trusts Plumeria to hold down the fort in his absence, so this is just a luxury vacation if you think about it. Plus, he gets to meet his favourite Galarian musician. He’s the reason behind a lot of Giovanni’s rules (take your physical fights outside or to the scream room, stop leaving your dirty socks everywhere, no loud music after 11 pm, and for the love of God your goliscopod cannot fix his own breakfast, get him out of the kitchen). Attempts to teach the group breakdancing when it’s his turn to teach, disregarding that most of the group would injure themselves trying to do that. Gets on everyone’s nerves by showing no one the reverence they think they’re owed, which he’s proud of. Spends time with Piers, tries to teach N how to live, and avoids Lusamine like the plague.

Lusamine: was separated from nihilego when she ended up there. The nihilego poison withdrawals were terrible at first, causing her to have wild mood swings and erratic behaviour. A few of the others (especially Archie) are able to help her through it, and within a few weeks, she was feeling clearer-headed than she had since she met nihilego. Even after that, though, she struggles to connect with the other villains due to the bad first impression. She’s anxious to get home, patch things up with her children, and undo her ills. It’s not a fun time for her.

Rose: Oleana is able to handle everything while he’s away, so once he’s come to terms with the fact that he’s surrounded by evil people with no way to do anything about it, he basically treats it like a vacation and is very go-with-the-flow about it. Generally one of the more popular and liked people there, a lot of people come to him to feel like they're talking to someone sane for once. Tries to recruit N as a new potential champion multiple times only to have one of his new fathers or big brothers guide him away.

Piers: spends a lot of time alone, playing music and worrying over how Spikemuth and his little sister are coping with his sudden absence. Also spends time with Guzma, who is a big fan of his music, and N, who is a nice kid and clearly needed the support. Wonders what the hell he did to end up here with all these evildoers.

Penny: After the initial panic wore off, she’s content to just sit back, be unnoticeable and take as many pictures, videos and notes as she can. Her friends, the true crime fandom, and the international police might call it fake, but you never know, and she’s going to have so many stories to tell.

#pokemon #rocket boss giovanni #magma boss maxie #aqua boss archie #galactic boss cyrus #volo #plasma leader ghetsis #pokemon n #colress #flare boss lysandre #lusamine #skull boss guzma #chairman rose #gym leader piers #penny #pokemon villains #thanks for the ask