#ask cal

[mushiewrites]

an hc that I’ve had for too long that I need to share (if I haven’t already screamed at you about it)

sapnap and his ankles - they’re a death spot for him. hear me out.

i’m not sure where this came from, but I wrote about it once and just ran with it in my brain from there. i think saps feet are a death spot for him in general, but his ankles? goodness that poor baby boy.

any types of scratches, traces, pinches, pokes….you name it, it’s gonna tk the life outta sapnap (and don’t even get me started on tools omg).

now it can also double as a melty spot, but only few people know how to do it correctly (karl and dream), and he still giggles and squirms slightly. aaaaaand he only can handle it for so long until he’s back to full blown hysterics 😵‍💫

#lee!sapnap #do not ask me why #i have no idea where it came from #it just smacked me in the face a few months ago #i mentioned it briefly somewhere #but it’s been on my mind recently so so much #ask cal #i yell at him about it tbh #mushie concepts / hcs #mcyt tickle #my stuff

[local-dyke]

You are my favorite

That’s a yeehaw howdy moment I tell you what

#ask cal #yeehaw

[n1ghtwr1ter]

I'm lucky to only have moderate ADHD. Hang in there, I hope you can get your meds soon.

Thank you, I truly appreciate it. It’s been making me (quite literally!) crazy.

#ask cal

[ask-cal-the-puppet]

HELLO! THIS IS THE ASK CAL BLOG!!

ASK ME ANYTHING! (NO NSFW)

OCCASIONALLY I WILL DRAW IT!

NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO REPOST MY ART, USE IT IN ANY WAY WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST, OR PUT IT INTO AN AI OF ANY KIND. REBLOGS ARE PERFECTLY FINE!

I WILL TAG THINGS IF YOU NEED ME TO, JUST ASK!! I'LL TRY MY BEST TO ADD ANYTHING MYSELF FIRST THOUGH!

MAIN BLOG IS HERE!

TAGS UNDER CUT!

HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA!

ENJOY!!

CAL REBLOGS: SELF EXPLANITORY, I REBLOG!

CAL DRAWS: THE DRAWINGS I MAKE FOR THIS!

CAL ANSWERS: ANSWERING AN ASK!

#lil cal #cal the puppet #homestuck cal #cal homestuck #ask cal #ask cal the puppet #blog intro #homestuck

[stealingpotatoes]

well since ahsoka died and was brought back by the daughter that one time on mortis does that make her some extra spicy force being too?

i love how almost all of tl4j have some relation to mortis

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

#luke skywalker #ahsoka tano #ezra bridger #cal kestis #the last (4) jedi #star wars #morai #my doods #thanks for the ask!

[alenkosx]

Then & Now. 

“She likes you.”

“She didn’t at first.”

#swedit #jsedit #swjsedit #jedisurvivoredit #gamingedit #jfoedit #merrical #cal x merrin #cal kestis #nightsister merrin #merrin #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #mine #jedi survivor spoilers #i'm so glad i replayed jfo recently so i can gif it too lol #anyway i've had this in my head ever since i got kata #asking about cal and merrin in my playthrough #my kinda ship you know? :') #1000 #2000 #3000

[askinsufferableprick]

give lil cal a hug for me ;)

#dave strider #lil cal #homestuck #hs #hom3stuck #homestuck ask blog #homestuck askblog

[calwasfound]

#1 with Technoblade mayhaps

this was a VERY long overdue homage :]

#cal doodles #technoblade #jukebox challenge #mcyt #mcyt fanart #techno fanart #apple !!! so sorry for answering this late #thank you for the ask :] #thinking of you and lbmswa very fondly. always #(is it a surprise that my top song was pork soda?)

[sybaritick]

Absolutely thrilled to have stumbled across your 1972 security council rp tag. Legitimately exciting to know someone is into such a thing! If it's not too strange / personal to ask, would you be able to elaborate on what that entails and what's appealing about that specific rp for you? I'm curious but I can't quite get my head around it

I love talking about this stuff, so thanks for asking! I'm aware it's very weird but I think the reasoning behind it is surprisingly normal (in terms of how kinks develop).

I've explained this to a few friends on Discord so I will use those screenshots to assist me in this presentation.

so the backdrop to all of this is that I love to play the bad guy. As a small child in play-pretend games I would want to be the villain. I liked to be "it" during tag. As long as it's within the confines of a game/everyone knows we're just playing, I just like to be scary :)

But with this particular kink, I'm pretty sure it comes from some particular affecting experiences I had as a young teenager. I wrote my first Hetalia fanfic when I was 12 and then was very involved in model UN starting at age ~14. (I was really competitive about it and ended up even getting to a national competition once in high school, lol).

as a pretty weird teenage girl (now trans man) lot of my first experiences having crushes, or having someone else have a crush on me, were at model UN events. It let me feel powerful (because I was good at it) and I realized that having others act like I was powerful and threatening (in this ultimately harmless LARP type situation) was really hot to me.

(many such stories...)

I loved playing the US diplomat when I got to because obviously you get to play evil puppetmaster world power so I would lean into that and have fun with it.

The period of history I connected to most in terms of US interventionism was the Nixon era, just because there were so many examples during that period of the US trying to control the rest of the world. I ended up reading some Kissinger biographies (Kissinger by Walter Isaacson and Nixon and Kissinger: Partners in Power by Robert Dallek) when I was 18-19 and it really just cemented my obsession with the incredible harm he was able to cause and just how much of an affect he had on US foreign policy.

I'm particularly interested in economic coercion/the IMF and World Bank as instruments of US hegemony. Actually...

but ofc it's not just the 1970s, I like fantastical modern scenarios too:

(removed my boyfriend's name, sure it's just a first name but do they really wanna be in this post)

so yeah! tl;dr: it's a power thing, I like it in a D/s way. I got some wires crossed in my brain and "I like when people act scared of me [sexual]" became associated with "I like when people act scared of me because they're aware of the rotten machine of US global hegemony that lurks behind my words [sexual apparently]"

#cal txt #personal #politics #1972 nixon national security council rp tag #asks #madamechatterlaine

[faivsz]

merrin study based off of @animatedjen's photography

#i realize that the other cal piece kind of matches so i might post them together!! #star wars #merrin #jfo #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #jedi survivor merrin #tina ivlev #digital art #art #clip studio paint #fanart #also if anyone's interested how my workflow is feel free to ask :) i'm trying to document more of my process #fai art

[engagemythrusters]

#no you may NOT ask what they all have in common!!! i said it was random!!!!!!!!! #boba fett #cal kestis #mace windu #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #star wars

[bon-sides-sw]

Question: whose Cal Kestis other parent?

On another day I would have told you that can be anyone, even a random stranger he met on a bar- BUT THEN, @babygirlbridger and @krispyswips infected me with the brainworms via discord chats and this Fic [To Out Halcyon Days] (E) that I'm so obsessed with!!

So yes, is Quinlan.

But Obi and his stewjoni biology are so powerful that his womb just photocopies himself.

#star wars #bons art #my art #ask bon #obi wan kenobi #cal kestis #quinlan vos #quinobi #padawan obi wan #cal kestis is obi wan's son and i'll die on that hill #cal my babyboy #mpreg mention #mpreg art #implied mpreg #post childbirth #star wars clone wars #quinlan vos x obiwan kenobi #fic inspired #no but really ive been only thinking about cal and obiwan and quinlan these past days #i blame those two up there for it #also i just finished jedi survivor and im having FEELINGS

[local-dyke]

hey i forgot—what does the ideal male body have again?

A vagina

#ask cal #lmfao

[n1ghtwr1ter]

i love the locked tomb books but i often feel like i'm too himbo to really get them. i just like when gideon's being an asshole that makes harrow's life a nightmare. a sexy beefcake nightmare.

Listen, I only just recently got into all the symbolism and shit, and that’s just because my wife and some of her friends went to a Catholic cult high school and have an unhealthy degree of biblical knowledge that helps them tease out some of those fun lil Easter eggs. I’m just along for the ride. I felt like the most wounded of dunces the first time I finished GtN, and even worse the first time I finished Harrow - I immediately started over bc I realized I was gonna need to read them at least twice to feel like I really had a grasp on what had happened.

All this is to say, I feel you. And never feel bad about enjoying the story for the story and the characters for themselves, because ultimately the symbolism is Easter eggs and window dressing. A story can have the best symbolism in the world but if the characters are cardboard cutouts and the world is a wet paper bag, who’s gonna care?

Plus I’m pretty sure tm said one of the morals of the story is “Who fuckin cares, hit it with a sword and see what happens.” I might’ve been mistaken on that one tho.

#that last bit was a joke #Gideon Nav said that #or she totally would lbr #Gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #symbolism #ask cal

[skz317cb97]

so i have no idea if you take requests, but… yk that skz code episode where they play like a bored game and they have to wear the cat ears and see who can make their heart flutter?? imagine reader as the 9th member and she has to wear the cat ears and she picks chan not thinking anything would happen but she turns into a blushing hot mess in front of everyone… (i believe its episode 4)

The Heart Flutter Game

Chan/ot8 x Female reader

Word count: 990

Synopsis: What happens when you realize Chan is capable of making your heart race?

A/N: 18+ ONLY! I hope this is what you were looking for and I hope you enjoy reading. I couldn't help myself and threw just a smidge of angst in there lol otherwise it's all cute fluffy crack! If you all enjoy reading please give it a reblog, like, comment, hop on over to my asks, whatever. I love hearing from you guys! Warnings below the cut

Warnings: None but if there is something I should have up as a warning please let me know and I'll add it. Also although there is no smut or nsfw content in this fic my blog and stories are strictly for 18+ and over. MDNI you will be blocked.

You didn't know where the staff came up with these games sometimes but when you all walked in and saw a huge game board you knew you were going to have fun, especially when you all started to walk around and read the squares. Blind tasting, debate, this or that, heart flutter, fruit ninja. You didn't know what some of the games were but you knew the heart flutter game from watching tik toks.  

You all rolled a big dice to determine the order you'd go in. Once that was decided the game could really begin. You made it a couple times around the group and then it was your turn again. You rolled and Chan moved your piece for you, landing on the heart flutter game. You had watched Seungmin and Jisung play one of the other rounds, so you knew what to expect and you knew who you would pick. 

"I choose Chan." He smiled and walked over. 

"You don't think I can make your heart flutter?" He seemed up to the challenge.  

"No offence Channie but I highly doubt it." He clutched his heart. 

"I'm hurt and will now have to prove myself that much more." You laughed. 

"Well go on then sweep me off my feet old man." He made a stink face. 

"I'm not old!" Seungmin laughed. 

"You just forgot you're old because you're old." Chan feigned laughing and then turned back towards you as a staff member finished setting up the ears and sensors. Then one of the other staff members got the stopwatch ready. You just had to survive two minutes. They hit the button to start it. 

"Okay and go!" Chan walked towards you a little more. 

"Da? Ahh Da? Uwu..." Chan went straight for aegyo but you stood there expressionless the ears unchanging. He stepped closer.  

"Daaaa? Oooo cuuuute!" He poked his cheek and you still gave no reaction and he got no movement from the ears. He stepped closer, now he was definitely in your bubble and you could smell his cologne. Why did he smell so good? The ears twitched and Chan looked at you with a little smile. 

"What's wrong y/n?" You shook your head. 

"N-nothing..." His smile got bigger. He leaned in and the cat ears moved more. The guys all started teasing you as your ears started turning red. 

"Flirt Chan!" He got closer and you took a deep breath. 

"Nothing? Really? You seem flustered..." Chan's face was so close to yours that you could feel his warm breath on your neck, giving you goosebumps and the ears started moving even more. 

"Uh... I... I..." You were starting to get embarrassed that Chan was having such an effect on you. His lips were almost pressed to the shell of your ear. 

"Do I make your heart flutter y/n-ie?" He whispered, then he kissed your cheek and the ears went crazy. You gasped surprised he did that. Your whole face was burning now as the guys all laughed. Suddenly, to you, it wasn't funny anymore. You pulled the ears off and tossed them down before running off. Everyone stopped laughing. Chan looked around at the guys who were all looking up at him. 

"Way to go Chan." Chan looked over at Changbin who had said it. 

"What?! You guys told me to flirt." Minho shook his head. 

"Yea flirt, we didn't say kiss her." Chan face palmed and groaned. 

"I'll go apologize." Chan walked off in the direction you had run off in as the rest of the guys took a break. He found you by following the sounds of your sniffles. He felt terrible.  

"y/n? Hey I'm really sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I was trying to be silly and took it too far." You wiped at your face a huffed out a breath. 

"It's not that. You didn't make me uncomfortable Chan." He was confused, his head tilted to the side as his bottom lip protruded. 

"What then?" You slouched against the wall. 

"I... I liked it." Chan nodded. 

"Okay..." You rolled your eyes. 

"I liked it a lot okay?! And everyone was there watching and laughing and I realized it was all just a joke, that I was a joke, and..." Chan's brow furrowed. 

"Hey hey no. You're not a joke." You looked down and shrugged.  

"Well that's how it felt. 'Chan kissed y/n hahaha big joke'. Even you just said you did it to be silly." Chan realized he'd hurt your feelings. 

"I'm so sorry y/n. I didn't mean it like that." You shook your head. 

"Just forget it. Okay? Let's just get back and finish the game." You started to walk off and Chan gently grabbed your wrist stopping you. 

"Hey wait we need to talk about this." You pinched the bridge of your nose. 

"Why?" 

"Well you liked the kiss and I liked kissing you. Isn't that something we should discuss." You looked at him speechless. 

"You what?" He shrugged. 

"I said I liked kissing you and I think this is something we should talk about instead of ignoring it." When you finally processed Chan's words and that he truly meant them you nodded. 

"Yea okay..." You said shyly. You and Chan sat down on the floor with your backs against the wall and started talking. Midway through the conversation Chan grabbed and held your hand and your heart started racing faster. Back in the main part of the studio the guys were all huddled around a monitor. After a moment Felix spoke up. 

"Shouldn't we tell them their mics are still on?" Hyunjin shook his head. 

"No give them their moment." Seungmin chimed in. 

"I didn't think they would ever figure it out. It was starting to get painful to watch them." All of the guys agreed in unison. They let you and Chan have your moment while they waited for you both to return and finish the game. 

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[stealingpotatoes]

Technically speaking Cal is the only, living, Jedi who was officially knighted. Yoda implied Luke was a Jedi, but he never knighted him. And Ahsoka and Ezra were Padawan’s who never officially finished there training.

their collective teaching credentials are basically just "haha dude trust me I know what I'm doing for sure"

#luke skywalker #cal kestis #ahsoka tano #ezra bridger #luke's jedi academy #star wars #merricaldemy #the last (4) jedi #my doods #thanks for the ask!