art thief au nmj packs lxc the best work lunches? everyone else at the law office is jealous af. everything lxc brings looks amazing and tastes better. Plus there's usually a heartwarming note from nmj and/or some drawings from the kids.
Lan Xichen, on recess during a particularly nasty case: *pulls out a delicious packed lunch from his loving husband, regains all his lost health points*
The opposition, noticing the Lunchbox of Doom:
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Chapter 3
Stede’s crew woke up the next morning hungover. Very literally–Stede found them draped over every available surface of the old country house he’d bought and converted into their base of operations. Frenchie and John and Roach were all sacked out over plush chairs and couches up in the lounge, Pete and Lucius had passed out under the nodding palm fronds in the conservatory, the Swede was curled up under the billiards table, and Oluwande and Jim seemed to be blearily waking up in the ballroom.
Stede walked into his bathroom and stopped short with a small scream that had half the crew by his side in a matter of seconds.
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hi. i never post anything anywhere so here’s a couple of doodles from over the past few months. follow me for inconsistent posts or to hear me ramble about dumb little gays if you’d like. 🫶
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modern nmj is doing stuff and then looks over at the baby in the corner of the room and is all <3? That's his baby? With the love of his life? This kid is so cute and so round and he helped make it and he's helping to raise it! He's so happy.
Nie Mingjue is in a state of constant parental bliss for 32 years because that's how long he and Lan Xichen have at least one of their children living at home - he misses them when they've all moved out!
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Chapter 1
Blackbeard, it was widely accepted, was one of the best thieves in the world. More prolific than Frank Abagnale, more elusive than D.B. Cooper, and as clever as he was ruthless, he was famous as much for his methods–which trended toward the quick, violent, and brutally effective–as he was for the wide variety of jobs that he’d pulled off. Robbed a casino, stolen art from the Louvre, robbed seven banks at once–you name it, he’d done it.
“Yeah, I mean he’s Blackbeard,” said Pete, like that was obvious. “He’s the most famous thief in the whole world, probably.”
This was all only half true, but Stede didn’t know that yet.
What he did know was that he was more enraptured with the idea of Blackbeard than he’d ever been with anything else in his life.
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Man I haven't been very inspired to write lately but I just thought about the ring in my art theifs au and it felt like my brain began focusing like a camera
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Yeah I know it's literally been a month since I posted that gay ass birthday comic but I'm finally coming out, officially announcing it!!
I'm in love with them!!!!
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Now that it's perfect please DO NOT touch this by any circumstances or ELSE/j
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detective Ines drawn by @kroosluvr tysm! <3
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