#army of anyone

[saintborland]

got my hands on a copy of an album ive loved for the last 17 years and was pleasantly surprised to see wes borland's name in the 'thank you' section <3

#i knew he was friends w the singer but he didnt do anything on the record that i know of #which means they gave him a shout out just for being a good musician and friend :') #music tag #army of anyone #richard patrick #wes borland

[nelkcats]

Skeleton Invasion

Pariah's castle was boring, and since Danny had inherited it he hadn't really done anything with it, although he felt a little bad for the skeleton soldiers (even though he wasn't sure they actually had a personality, they always acted the same).

So he sent them on missions around the universes. They would probably cause a bit of chaos but they were the best option to investigate, since they couldn't die.

When one of them found many cracks to the Realms, he informed Danny immediately, and Danny sent more skeletons, just to be on the safe side.

Unbeknownst to him, the young King had caused panic in the DC universe. The Justice League wasn't sure what to make of the skeleton invasion (technically they weren't doing harm, they seemed to be wandering around and looking for something), it became a problem when they discovered what they were looking for.

Lazarus pits, the skeleton army was looking for Lazarus pits (Batman wondered if the skeleton's "master" wanted to use the pits), looking on in dismay, the League prepared for an impending invasion.

Though none of them expected a teenager emerging from a portal and congratulating the skeletons. What?

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #skeleton army #Danny caused chaos by accident #he just wanted to give a purpose to the skeletons #he even named them #Danny is pretty sure the skeletons have personalities but they're too scared of Pariah's reign #dp x dc #dc x dp #JL and JLD are confused #Why is there an army of skeletons invading? #and why don't they do anything? #Are they a reconnaissance squad? Does anyone plan to conquer earth? #they are paranoid #Danny is trying to be a good king

[kizzer55555]

The power of hotdogs

Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.

Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!

Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.

But they didn’t understand.

They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.

Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).

And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.

Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #Kizzer55555 ideas #all hail condiment king #Danny becomes condiment king’s sidekick. #Danny gets adopted by condiment king #He makes it everyone’s problem #Army of hotdogs #Hotdog henchmen. #The nasty burger sauce is weoponised #Don’t worry though #Danny doesn’t kill anyone #Everyone learns to FEAR condiment king’s sidekick. #Sure he’s the only rogue that doesn’t kill but he is so much worse. #The bats regret their life choices. #The bats regret they didn’t stop this. #The entirely of Gotham hates the GIW. #Even the rogues #This is all their fault. #Condiment king and Danny raid a food market and start a hotdog uprising #He drives many people to vegetarianism. #Damian is the only one happy about Danny being Condiment king’s sidekick. #Danny cannot drive. #He build a weoponised food truck. #These two things are related.

[krazieka2]

I've played the Fire Emblem Husbando Dating Simulator Games

#what is it about flawed media that makes fanart so compelling #awakening was a much stronger game than fates but i wanted to draw Corrin more than Robin #sometimes... things that are better written... are harder to draw funny doodles for rip #carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #this one was posted to twitter so long ago im so sorry #anyway favorite protag: Shez #she's so stupid and explicitly so #If I were to rank the games... hm.... #Houses for character writing but Engage for gameplay #Fates for map design #Awakening has the strongest core story I think #and Hopes has Shez #so there are no clear winners #i know there's going to be ppl asking where the other femc's are #answer: i cannot play as Kris in the west so i dont know her she's a stranger #secret confession i have no idea why anyone would use the friendship seals in fates i dont get them #also i still think Alear asking OG Army Breeder Sigurd how he feels about eugenics is funny thank u #fe3h #fe awakening #fe fates #few3h #byleth #corrin #shez #alear #there is no way robin has her own tag

[trashthemorgue]

best friends, ex friends til the end 🪦

#not mcr #i cast a spell over the west to make hugh think army #bang the doldrums #fob #fall out boy #anywaythis is clearly bad but i miss posting has anyone noticed we haventseen gway in like six years #and i saw this song live so yay for me. shoutout to kurt vonnegut #mine

[ghuleh-recs]

swiss keeping his man (re: actual puppy) in line.

#the GRIP he has on him #aurora as they’re walking off: #‘ooooooo you’re in trouble’ #the way phantom turns and looks is peak comedy #pssst who’s gonna write the fic 👀 #if anyone has the source lmk #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #swiss ghoul #swiss army ghoul #phantom ghoul #aeon ghoul #ghost bc #ghost band #ghost #papa iv #papa emeritus iv #phantom ghost #swiss ghost #ghost the band #papa emeritus

[cheryl-williams]

ASH WILLIAMS and BETH BIXLER THE EVIL DEAD (1981) dir. SAM RAIMI EVIL DEAD 2 (1987) dir. SAM RAIMI ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992) dir. SAM RAIMI EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) dir. LEE CRONIN

#horroredit #filmedit #evildeadedit #flashing gif #ash williams #beth bixler #evil dead #evil dead 2 #army of darkness #evil dead rise #gore #mine #has anyone heard about these guys #my beautiful princess with a disorder x2

[destinysbounty]

As any self-respecting Zane stan, of course I've seen Decoded. And of course I loved the sweet but subtle character moment of him being bashful and awkward when Jay brought up the statue.

For the longest time, I've always interpreted this moment as Zane being his typical humble, bashful self. And while I'm sure that's true to an extent, recent events from Dragons Rising have led me to consider an alternative interpretation.

If I may bring your attention to this quote from DRpt2:

"Zane had impressive shoes to fill. No one could live up to him, maybe not even Zane himself."

I dunno. There's just something about the fact that Zane's own legacy has outgrown him, that he's overshadowed by the memory of his past self, that rather than a testament to the love his friends and community have for him he instead sees the statue as an insurmountable burden he can never hope to live up to...

Which brings me to yet another blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment from the Shadow of Ronin video game (I know it's canon-ness is debatable, but hear me out for a sec)

While everyone is gathered around Nya and speaking to Borg via hologram, Zane is...gone. He's off in the distance, standing at the base of his statue, just...staring at it.

God, and when you add this all up to Zane's Ice Emperor baggage...yeah.

#it does of course lead me to wonder about the scene in s4 #where everyone is trying to rally community support for the war effort #and zane gives his lil speech at the base of his own statue #id like to think zane had simply chosen to speak at the park only to discover 'oh hey weird theres a statue of me' #bc its not like anyone wouldve had the time or consideration to tell him about it considering everything else going on #that moment when youre trying to rally civilians to help you fight an army of snake warriors and you accidentally run into your own memoria #'well one of is is going to have to change :/' #ninjago #destiny post

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Have you noticed… that there was no steam-punk aesthetic in the revolutionary army… before sabo got there?

I love to imagine all of them in their cloaks was like

“…no actually that kid might be on to something there.”

And their aesthetic was never the same since

Also, sorry i had to un-boobify Belo Betty. A crime i had to commit for the joke 😔

#none of the revolutionaries had a steampunk aesthetic #and then suddenly #all of them had a steam punk aesthetic #revolutionary army #my art #asl brothers #one piece #one piece fan art #sabo headcanons #dragon headcanons #belo betty #Lindbergh op #the tag for Lindbergh didnt pop up when i typed it has anyone posted about him at all? #inazuma op

[transmascjfk]

no you didnt miss ashs birthday yesterday

#evil dead #ash williams #the evil dead #ash vs evil dead #evil dead 2 #evil dead 1981 #evil dead 3 #army of darkness #anyone in the tags smoke weed #jokes aside i GENUINELY always get confused ab this as someone whos not from the us #and ive also seen other people get confused about this so i thought i might as well make a little graphic explaining it #this dumbass prop really makes so many lil fans like me confused.. #see u on 8/4 of this year!! if u get what i mean

[driftsart]

Wip: Decepticon Medics

This is just a sketch and I'll make them look a bit cleaner but I intend to finish it soon =D

Knockout's the lead medic/surgeon, Breakdown's the assistant, and Thundercracker handles all the medical technology :>

#if anyone's wondering Breakdown is some sort of army truck i found on Google Thundercracker's a helicopter and knockout is a weird car #and yes Thundercracker's missing a leg #character design #art #photoshop #digitalart #au #transformers #redesign #original design #concept art #decepticons #breakdown #knockout #thundercracker #robot #wip #mecha #maccadam

[the-most-faithful]

“Harry was also abused but he didn't turn into Snape”

This argument is likely, once again, to blame Snape. With a speech that sounds a lot like: "Harry also had a bad childhood, but he didn't become like Snape, he could have chosen to be good too" Do we really want to compare them? Let's go in order, I partly understand where this phrase comes from. Harry and Snape are in similar situations as children, as is Tom Riddle. Recluses in the Muggle world, poor, halfblood, misunderstood, treated badly by parents and peers etc... The similarity is fitting up to a certain point and fascinating BUT from the age of 11 onwards it no longer holds.

When Harry arrives at school he is no longer poor, he discovers that he has a mountain of gold left by his parents, to put it in a refined way: he is filthy rich. Snape never will be. Once Harry arrives at school he makes friends with Ron and other Gryffindors, makes positive friendships, is welcomed by the Weasleys, and finds people ready to protect him. Snape, on the other hand, had only one true friend (we will return to this point in the next chapters), Lily. Everyone else in his house wasn't really friends with him and had a bad influence on him over the years. He never had the support of teachers or other responsible adults. No one ever defended him, in fact he was heavily bullied for years in the place where he should have welcomed him and no teacher, no one defended him. Indeed he was blamed.

The similarities between the two disappear once they arrive at Hogwarts, Harry is famous and popular, Snape is not. Harry is respected, Snape is not. Harry has real friends, Snape doesn't. Harry has people protecting him, Snape doesn't.

So out of the love I have for Morgana, let's avoid making comparisons that don't hold up. If and I mean IF Snape had found himself in the exact same situation as Harry perhaps he wouldn't have become who he became and vice versa. Harry found support, if he had been alone, bullied and marginalized he would have made decisions and a different path.

I'm putting all the Snaters' false accusations into a Wattpad collection, if you have any other points not yet covered let me know in the comments or privately COLPE e MERITI - G. Monti E. - Wattpad

#snape stan army #pro snape #anti sirius black #anti james potter #harry potter #snape severus #professor snape #snape and harry #half blood prince #severus prince #snape was the victime #snape defender #snape defense #snape stan #stan snape #anti snaters #snivellus #anyone who still calls Snape snivellus is a bully just like the Marauders

[alaynestcnes]

people can look down on shippers all they like but i’m having a blast in this bitch. rereading acok is just so much more fun when you’re just stumbling upon jonsa crumbs left and right like i just read “Sansa turned towards the sept. Two stableboys followed, and one of the guards whose watch was ended. Others fell in behind them.” and i’m literally giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair like I just read a makeout scene

#jonsa #to me this reads as foreshadowing sansa as a leader and who will be by her side #two stableboys could kinda be anyone. bran and rickon? sandor and another protector (brienne?) or brienne and pod? #and then jon ofc #and ‘others fell in behind’ is them amassing power / an army together #………or it all means nothing at all 🥴 #meta

[calxia]

I would like to hear more about sick ghouls going to the vet?

Who's the calmest and actually somewhat likes the vet? Who puts up the most fight at the vet (assuming it's probably Dew and they have to muzzle him hehe)

I love how I made what was essentially an unhinged shitpost at stupid o'clock in the morning and people want to hear more about my thoughts on it. So, here's my professional opinion on which ghouls would be the nicest patients in order (as someone who actually works in a vet hospital).

Cirrus and Cumulus are easily the best patients. They are happy to sit for the exam, purring happily the whole time. They don't care when the vet has to look in their mouth or in their ears and don't even flinch at any injections. If anything, they are too content because the nonstop purring sure as hell makes it hard to get an accurate heart rate or resp rate.

Rain is also on the calmer side. He's calm in the 'I know there's no way to get out of this' way so there's no purring but also no attempts on the vet's life. He'll grumble through the whole examination, but he puts up with it and the injections just fine. As soon as he's free to leave, he's 100% out of there without looking back.

Phantom is the nervous type. He needs lots of kind reassurance and patience during his exam and the vet has to take it super slow to not stress him out too much. He definitely is the sort that's a huge drama queen for any injections or blood tests needed. All you have to do is place your hand on him and he's already squealing before the needle even happens. Phantom's also the reason why they had to get rid of the drop ceiling as he once got stuck above it while trying to escape.

Sunny and Aurora are so excitable it takes forever to get anything done. Just constant tail wags and curious questions about what's going to happen. It’s definitely a multiple-person job to do any sort of exam on them because they just can't contain their joy and must constantly move. They ask for pets from literally everyone they see and you can give them an injection without them even realizing it because they are just too excited to greet everyone.

Swiss definitely has a 'care- will bite' note on his file. He seems happy enough to be there but he has bitten a vet before and will happily do it again. He doesn't particularly enjoy being poked and prodded about and will only tolerate it up until a certain point. Once he starts getting a little growly, he gets a muzzle so they can safely continue to treat him. He actually doesn't mind the injections, it's just more the prodding he hates.

Mountain is muzzled but that's just more for his sheer size and strength. He's as sweet as anything but if he did ever snap, he would cause serious damage so it's just a safety precaution for everyone involved. He understands this and is always as nice and polite for the whole thing as possible. They always send him away with a treat for being so good despite the muzzle.

Dew is the absolute worst patient possible. To even get him to the vet he has to be sedated before the appointment. If he's not had his pre-appointment dose, he will savage someone. Dew has an 'EXTREME CARE- WILL LUNGE' on file and has launched himself across the room just to bite the vet before. They have to fully sedate him to even be able to examine him and even then, he keeps growling through the muzzle the whole time. Once he had to go for an emergency appointment without his pre-appointment medication and it took 5 people just to be able to hold him down for the sedation injection. Everyone dreads him ever needing to see the emergency vet again.

#i had so much fun with this #sorry if i missed anyone out #phantom ghoul #cirrus ghoulette #cumulus ghoulette #sunshine ghoulette #aurora ghoulette #rain ghoul #swiss army ghoul #mountain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost headcanons #ghoul headcanons #calxwrites

[post-it-notes7]

No good deed goes unpunished (at least in the mirrorworld, that is)

#dark meta knight #mir dragato #galaxy soldier army #kirby right back at ya #post's art gallery #is Mir Dragato taking out more frustration on him than necessary? yeah. is that normal in the Mir GSA? y e a h #dmk's not telling anyone what he did he's going to let it eat at him a bit more first

[chamoemileclown]

What little do you have to your name?

#this was the wallet thing if anyone was wondering it changed a lot from what I was originally going to do #thank you to everyone who sent me in suggestions btw!! #i also appreciate the person who was very passionate about having the swiss army knife lmao your the realest #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp bagi #bagi cattuzzo #bagi #gabi cattuzzo