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skrapbox · 8 months
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An oldie, didn't posted it before for some reason
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duranna-1-700 · 6 months
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CW: Argonian Maid is ready to Bully Molag Bal
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zeydaan-isabella · 1 year
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Sheogorath's Hex
Commission for AxiomTF of them becoming Pussywillow from Valsalia's 'Argonian Maid' comic. "Whilst catching up on the latest part of the Lusty Argonian Maid'd comic, I fall victim to the curse of Sheogorath! Having found out the hard way that this magic can seemingly pass through into our own world, I might be taking a backseat in my own body for a while... now then, does anyone here know a good spot to get some Skooma?"
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hr-bananabird · 27 days
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Commission for casi!
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sweetzartz · 1 month
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Who’s gonna tell him?
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t00thpasteface · 1 year
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a trusty argonian chef
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peony-plum · 9 months
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The price of working with the house hlaalu
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Crassius Curio, after reading The 36 Lessons of Vivec for the first time: I could eat a can of Balmora Blue and puke a better novel.
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year
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Blake: *reading a new book with rapt attention*
Yang: Whatcha reading? Ninjas of Love?
Blake: If you must know, I happen to be enjoying a new series of romance novels!
Yang: Oh, really? Who’s the author?
Blake: Nobody knows! Whoever it is, they’re a literary genius, and yet nobody has seen their face in public or discovered their identity!
Yang: *tilts her head sideways to read the book spine* “The Lusty Argonian Maid?” The hell is that?
Blake: It’s basically a romantic story about a young woman with lizard traits.
Yang: That’s kinda weird. Who would write a story like that?
Meanwhile, in Menagerie…
Ilia: *humming happily as she opens a massive royalty check before turning back to her typewriter* Time to start volume 4!
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Confession: I never read (past tense) the books in game… and I never considered anything amiss about the “Lusty Argonian Maid” title. When I finally read one of the books, I realized… it’s smut.
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elletudie · 6 months
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The Lusty Argonian Maid
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ulfthicc-stormcloak · 10 months
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Headcanon: The Lusty Argonian Maid and the Sultry Argonian Bard are a couple that is fucking the nobility to blackmail them.
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dynamite124 · 10 months
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Tell me if this is too much to ask, but if Someone were to offer to write a "Lusty Argonian Maid" type book for Taliesin, but he had to chose what kind of.... activities.... were involved, what would he choose? 👀💦 Definitely not for any reason in particular. (I know he's quite 'flexible' in that regard, so if you'd rather leave it at that, that's fine by me!)
Activities, you say?
Wondering if Taliesin is willing to polish someone's spear, even though it may take ALL NIGHT?
Help ignite someone's oven so that a loaf may rise for the lord's mistress that very evening?
Or, gods above, be approached by a Dibellan priestess be invited to come inside her temple?
Oh the possibilities. *fans self* Did I mention Taliesin loves the clever writing for the Lusty Argonian maid? One of his favorites.
I'll leave those kind of activities up to you. I'm curious to what you have in mind for Tally. He is very flexible for anything.
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joe-england · 5 months
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Commission: Lusty Argonian Maid'd
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Welcome, hey, welcome!  I'm so glad you made it to the other side.  And here i am too, with my first post of 2024!  Let's do this.
This is for our good pal Val Salia!  Lusty Argonian Maid'd is...
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I'm really not sure where to begin with this one.  Do you know Skyrim?  That nigh-legendary video game from some years back?  Well, if you didn't know, there's a text in the fantasy setting called "The Lusty Argonian Maid", about....  Oh, there are lizard people in this setting, and they're called Argonians.  Right?  And the book in question is sort of a gag, a raunchy tale about a lusty Argonian maid.  And also in this setting (that is, in the Elder Scrolls franchise, not in the raunchy book), there's a mischievous god who likes causing mayhem and chaos because that's his thing.  He's like Q, but without the moralizing.  So!  Val Salia's writing and drawing an ongoing fan comic in which the trickster god targets the Dragonborn (the protagonist of Skyrim) and transforms him into a real-world (as in, in the context of the game) lusty Argonian maid!  And the Dragonborn is compelled to act the part, which is bad enough since he's supposed to be saving the world from dragons, but it turns out the curse is contagious, and it spreads to Orgnar (a bartender working for an innkeeper who is actually an undercover secret agent), who turns into a sexy Khajiit (there are cat people as well as lizard people), and then it keeps going, and soon all of Skyrim is threatened by this plague turning its victims into pantomime bimbo stereotypes, and all the while the dragons that you're supposed to stop in the game are still ending the world and Pussywillow (Orgnar) low-key hates Lifts-Her-Tail (the Dragonborn) for doing this to them, and it keeps getting worse and more fun to watch.  And that's not the half of it!
It's one of my favorite comics in the world right now.  Funny, ribald, cleverly written, and 51 pages long as of this writing.  As a connoisseur of comics about people getting changed into monster girls, I give it my highest recommendation.  I couldn't fit all that I wanted to draw on a single page!  Check it out if any of that appeals to you, and if not, I encourage you to look into Out-of-Placers, Val Salia's other, more serious-minded webcomic about someone becoming a girl freak!  They're both great reads with their own appeal, and they get my Monster-Girl-Maker Gold Seal of Approval.
There are worse ways to start a new year.
Doctors Without Borders
Save the Children
Alliance for Middle East Peace
- Joe
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dez78 · 10 months
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Taliana: What are your favorite books? Taliesin and Rumarin:*In Sync* The Lusty Argonian Maid Taliesin and Rumarin: *Look at each other* Did we just become best friends?
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