#are they old enough to drive?

[spacedace]

dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:

Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.

Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.

She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.

“WATCH THE ROAD!”

“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #Billy Batson #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #superman #batman #grand theft batmobile #why are Elle & Billy stealing the batmobile? #no idea #are they old enough to drive? #next question please #why hasn't oracle just remotely taken over the car? #something something godly powers and ghostly interference #Clark is just politely knocking on the driver side window asking Elle to *please pull the car over* #Billy is not actually a baby about car chases Elle just inherited Danny's driving ability #Who inherited his driving skills from Jack #Even the gods are scared

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for? #open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer) #maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel #once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs #i respected their commitment to the theme #but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities #dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton #ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered #i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it #aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment #honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet #letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already. #really i've put off my responsibilities long enough #(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings) #(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time) #(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.) #(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)

[my-hobby-is-finding-the-source]

have you looked into the “normal couple/yaoi couple/yuri couple - i see no difference love is love!” meme yet?

You mean this one? Let's see...

幸せという夢を — めいこ

Episode 08 — Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi - World's Greatest First Love Season 2

Official possibly edited Artwork — Strawberry Panic!

Episode 05 — Fullmetal Alchemist

#answer #why “possibly” but not confirmed? cause that image is old enough to drive

[brisskwinds]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETO!!! IT'S YOUR SWEET 16!!

#my art #kasane teto #synthv #teto kasane #kasane teto birthday #16 YEARS OF MY LITTLE FREAK BEING ON THIS BITCH OF AN EARTH RAGHHHH #shes legally old enough to drive in the USA. dont let her drive she will cause a 50 car pileup

[canisalbus]

I'm so glad you're pursuing the Machete Vasco romance arc. They're so cute together, their chemistry is *chefs kiss* and it definitely adds to the tragedy of Machete's fate.

I'm delighted to hear you think so!

Their relationship has been in the backburner for at least 6 years and probably more than that so this isn't a new development, I've been just too timid to really explore it in drawn form (and then there's the fact that at some point I managed to convince myself that my oc stuff is bad and embarrassing and people don't want to hear about it but I'm trying to get over that).

#anonymous #answered #it has been very fun to draw them together #most of my characters are connected to each other so they form these interlocking stories but Machete has nearly always been alone #with no one else to interact with #so getting to figure out how he'd handle close relationships and romantic feelings has really expanded his personality and range #it's very exciting #when your character is old enough to drive irl there's bound to be some stagnation in their developlent #these past months have gotten him out of a rut for sure #and it's very reassuring to see that many people who have been liking him for a long while haven't been put off by these new directions

[willowser]

sometimes i get the very strong urge to write a comes back ??? fic for bakugou but the more i think about it, the more i realize how emotionally taxing and honestly horrifying it would be.

you and bakugou spend a few years in that weird will-they-won't-they stage before you officially start seeing each other seriously, and then it takes some time to adjust to having a pro-hero for a partner — so it's not always easy. until the time goes by and you have a break up scare or two and things finally level out, and you figure out how to talk to each other and you fall into the beautifully warm comfort of just being together, in love.

and then he fucking dies. in a heart-explodey, blind-in-one-eye kind of way.

the two years that follow are just — time passing, like pages in a chapter you can't understand the words to. you know grief in a way you never could have comprehended before, you wonder what it's all for and how you'll go on. you're angry at him for sacrificing his stupid life and angry at the world for taking him from you, but you're so deeply, down to your bones, heartbroken over losing him.

and you're not the only one; more than any of his friends that you see, deku is the one who is there for you the most. calls you daily and pulls you out of bed, makes sure you eat because he knows that's what kacchan would want. lovingly flings out a few gruff insults that make you laugh until you're both crying in your kitchen. it means something, maybe, that you both can just mourn in the presence of one another, without judgement or care.

your relationship gets a little — dependent. not romantic, at least not for you, but it's like you need the other person for the bits of bakugou they hold that you don't. the memories and the laughs and the bad times as well as the good. the secrets katsuki would never tell you, and the tenderness izuku was never shown.

it never gets easier. every day is just another day. if you think about it for too long, it all comes crumbling down. you're almost having to disassociate through your life just to make it, and that's hard when the whole city mourns him, too. but you do it. every single day, even on the worst of them.

izuku calls you a little more than two years after, in the middle of the night.

sounding way too awake and out of breathe, though you don't think that's necessarily out of the ordinary, considering his profession. he's a very hyper-fixation kind of guy; you can only imagine what hobby he's picked up and also mastered in the last 48 hours.

he asks if he can come pick you up from your apartment because he "needs to show you something important" and you agree, even if it doesn't feel like it usually does, when the nights are long and you both need someone to talk to. this feels — urgent. a bit worrisome.

you don't know where he takes you, but he's quiet the whole way there. in an old sweater, hair mussed, bags under his eyes like he really hasn't slept in the last 48 hours.

("stupid flighty fucker," katsuki would say, sometimes, when the weight of the world was weighing too heavily on the number one hero's shoulders, and even if he would huff and puff and grit his teeth, you'd notice him checking his phone more often than usual. taking every phone call that came without hesitation.)

you almost want to tell izuku that, in the car, because that's what you do, that's how you've kept him alive between the two of you; kacchan would make a point to tell you that's not how generators work, in the shitty horror film you and deku go see, that kacchan wouldn't dare sit through.

("no, he would," you argue, solemn as the lights in the theater warm back to life, as it empties. "he would."

and after a long, heavy beat, izuku would agree. "yeah. he would.")

izuku brings you somewhere that's too clinical to be as quiet and as dark as it is: inside, the walls and floors are sterile with anti-septic but the lights are off, in every hallway. the only visibility comes from a small lamp that's in a lobby of sorts, and there is a small handful of people you don't know, at all, already there. waiting.

you say his name in a small, concerned question, and when he takes both his hands in yours, they're warm and too wide and sweaty. his eyes glow, but in a way you don't recognize. everything he says to you is — gibberish, a mish-mash of worry and half-sentences and all the warning bells are going off in your head.

"y-you can't freak out, okay? you have to—i can explain all this when...when the time is right."

"you said that you would give anything to have kacchan back, remember? you said—you would do anything."

"i know this sounds—i know how this sounds, okay? but nothing is impossible!"

"i just need you to trust me."

and up until now, you had no reason not to. but you're not sure when he slept last, or even when he ate last, or why he's muttering things about his quirk, how he and katsuki are connected somehow, in ways he's not able to explain.

or why you can faintly hear the steady beeping of a heart monitor just beyond the only closer door in this wing of the hospital.

#not me actually crying while writing this lmaooo #deku is ✨ delulu ✨ enough for the both of us kahfkaha #no bc the thing is that he comes back and it's the age old question of. what have we done. #but at what *cost* #in my anime world logic for this deku does something something with all for one to bring him back — along with other unspecified stuff — an #bakugou comes back with deku's memories of the last two years 👀 #and he can FEEL how miserable deku was without him 🥺 how bad deku felt for YOU 🥺 #how weirdly close the two of you got 🤔 #does he come back wrong ????? or does bringing him back make YOU wrong ??? 🥺 #okay bye for real for real we've been driving all day bye bye #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[motleyfam]

Tim hardly ever wears seatbelts.

It’s not a conscious choice at this point really, he just never got into the habit. When he outgrew his last car seat at age five, his parents didn’t bother getting him a booster and just let him sit in the normal seat, so the belt always felt like it was cutting into his neck and he hated it. He put up a big fuss about it once on the way to some important event, and his parents just huffed, “Fine, don’t wear it then. Fly out the window for all I care” and that was that. They never forced him again.

He just so rarely has to wear one that it slips his mind. Buses don’t have seatbelts. Motorcycles don’t have seatbelts. The Batmobile has them, but they’re rarely used due to the necessity for split-second drop ins and getaways.

It’s not until he’s 17 and driving with Jason somewhere that he finally gets called out on it. Not only called out, but told in a no nonsense sort of way “This car ain’t moving till I hear a fucking click. What, did they stop showing ‘Red Asphalt’ in drivers ed while I was dead??”

(They do still show it. Tim just slept through that class)

#Jason Todd is a mother hen whether he admits it or not #and he’s appalled Bruce hasn’t noticed this quirk in his kid for so long #mostly because in the beginning Bruce wasn’t paying enough attention to Tim #and then once he was Tim was old enough to drive himself places #idk if this counts as a drabble #more like just a headcanon that spun off too far #but I don’t have an actual fic behind it #Tim Drake #child neglect cw #tim drake headcanon #drabble

[yume-fanfare]

good old-fashioned lover boy

#i think he is. a romantic loserboy at heart #tsukasa suou #tori himemiya #ritsu sakuma #narukami arashi #torikasa #enstars #ensemble stars #art tag #drew something else for this and after a long program crash n some other struggles decided i didn't like it anymore so #i couldve posted this hours ago #also i originally wrote another song's lyrics in the first pic........ #but i think this much more well-known one drives my point across better so #if the composition kind of falls badly on the first one thats what's missing <//3 #''couldn't you have written something else'' hm. no #ok thats enough of a rant. #tsukasa guy who gets his romance ideas from jane austen novels and is just. old-fashioned in a cute way #his whole thing is being chivalrous amd gallant in an old-fashioned way so of course he'd be like that abt dating too don't you think

[stiwfssr]

#detroit: become human #detroit become human #video games #dbh #hank anderson #drinking in a park #connor #is there technically #I hooked up an old hard drive #and found captures from a hostile-hank playthrough #that's that story #my gifs #are fine #540px #10mb #killing Connor is practice #I don't like the colouring #but it was different enough

[kaitandcole]

⋅˚₊‧ ✿ Happy 16th Birthday Pretty Odd ✿ ‧₊˚ ⋅

#pretty odd is old enough to drive #who cheered #panic! at the disco #patd #pretty odd #pretty. odd. #ryan ross #brendon urie #spencer smith #jon walker #pre split patd

[milimeters-morales]

i still can’t believe this btw. like i know it’s been months and it’s an ad of all things but how are more people not having fun with this idea… miles stands in front of the car and it crumples while he’s perfectly fine, like crashing into a moose. gwen flips the car over miles to avoid him but lands perfectly and continues driving. miles just climbs in through the window as she’s driving and they start talking like nothing happened (a few police cars are chasing them). she picks him up from school playing around and acting like the “badboy with tattoos who goes to another school” when in reality she is our favorite loserbug and just wants a reason to miss her therapy appointment by waiting for her friends. this car has been to hell and back and will probably need to get an oil change there. it’s also stolen. this screenshot is LGBT & yes all at once

#rio said ‘she looks old enough to vote’ and what if miles said ‘she drives too’ lol rio would NOT love that #because yeah 14-16 yr olds can drive early but Rio is not gonna be thinking that LMAOAKSOSKSK #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #gwen stacy #spidergwen #ghost spider #m&m posts

[livwritesstuff]

part 3 to eddie’s tattoo saga, feat. girl-dads!steddie

part 1, part 2

The first time Eddie’s oldest daughter draws on his arm with her Crayola markers, Eddie immediately gets it tattooed onto him permanently. 

She’s barely two so it’s mostly scribbles, but she’d never done it before, and she’d looked up at him with this big, proud, cheesing smile when she was done, and Ed had been caught so off guard with just how insanely much he loved her – that indescribable love parents felt for their children that, before becoming a parent, Eddie had thought he’d be able to beat the stereotypes and describe, but Moe proved him to be incorrect just about the second she came along – and he hadn’t known what else to do. 

He doesn’t even really think about it, just takes a photo so his artist will get the colors right and has her put it in an empty spot on the sleeve he’s been working on for years.

With Eddie and Steve’s second daughter, Robbie, it goes mostly the same. She's just about two years old and draws a collection of swirling scribbles on the back of his hand. Steve advises him to not get it tattooed in the same spot, and Eddie can understand why it might not always be opportune to have permanent child-scribbles in such a visible spot, so, again, he has his artist use it to fill in a gap in the sleeve on his left arm.

When their littlest girl, Hazel, is born, Ed intentionally leaves a spot on his bicep open for whenever she feels so inclined to draw on him like her big sisters had. She takes her sweet time, so much so that Eddie starts to get nervous that she might never end up doing it at all, and he wasn’t going to ask her. It had to be a natural thing, obviously. In the end, she’s nearly five years old, sitting in his lap with a pack of markers while he reads a book to her (Charlotte’s Web, because it was the first chapter book he’d read aloud to both Moe and Robbie, and now it's Hazel’s turn), coloring inside the lines of the tattoos he already has when she gets to the empty space on his arm he’d left just for her. A little bit later, it’s filled with a marker drawing of a blue house next to a green tree, with a yellow sun above the chimney.

“It’s our house,” Hazel tells him.

Eddie calls to schedule the tattoo session the second he finishes the next chapter.

He gets the okay from his artist to bring Hazel with him to the appointment, which he hadn’t done with Moe and Robbie because they’d been too little. They hadn’t had the disposition for it either, but Hazel is their sweetest baby, all solemn and shy, and the session is right before her usual naptime, so once he’s in the chair, she just sits in his lap and quietly watches his artist work until she dozes off about halfway through the process.

Eddie spends much of that session lost in thought – he’s becoming introspective in his old age (forty-five and some change).

He’s thinking about all the tattoos he’s gotten, all the spontaneous ones he’s gotten for Steve and for their girls. He’s thinking about what that means. 

In the family that Eddie and Steve have built, Steve is the one taking all those pictures and home videos and stuff. He’s the one who gets photos printed, framing their favorites and hanging them around the house and setting small ones on side tables, sticking others to the fridge with little magnets they’ve collected over the years, storing the rest in overstuffed shoe boxes he swears he’ll organize into photo albums someday (but their life is so hectic he probably won’t ever get around to it).

This is Eddie’s version of that.

This is his way of displaying to the world how much he loves his family, this thing that he’d spent years pretending he didn’t want because that was easier to sit with than the belief that it wasn’t even attainable for him, that now he gets to have.

It’s fucking incredible, is what it is, and it deserves to be documented.

#when the girls are older (think high school age) he has them all “sign” their work #i.e. he gets all their initials in their own handwriting and has his artist add them right below their artwork #ed proudly attends moe and robbie’s first tattoo sessions when they’re old enough to start getting their own #which in the harrington house is a firm 18 #though moe gets *this* close to convincing ed to drive her down to connecticut and get one at 17 #until steve catches wind of it and shuts the whole thing down #the unspoken compromise is that steve ignores the stick-and-pokes moe and robbie give each other a month later #hazel ends up not having any interest #steddie #steddie dads #liv’s steddie dads verse #steve harrington #eddie munson

[kelvingemstone]

just like we don't know the roy family's past and it has only been hinted at through a veil of secrecy--the covering up of the aftermath of something truly horrible--we will not know the roy family's future. there will be no definitive ending, there will be no closing the file, there will be no way to stop thinking about it and no way to save it. we don't know what happened to rose, and we will never know what happened to her.

#succession #WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THEIR PAST AND WE NEVER WILL. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THEIR FUTURE AND WE NEVER WILL. #WE WILL NOT KNOW HOW THEY WILL TALK TO EACH OTHER TWENTY YEARS LATER. WE DO NOT KNOW IF THEY CALLED HOME FROM COLLEGE. #WE DON'T KNOW IF ROMAN CRIED IN BED. WE DON'T KNOW IF SHIV HAD FRIENDS WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG. WE DON'T KNOW IF KENDALL RAN AWAY FROM HOME. #WE DON'T KNOW WHAT SOPHIE THINKS ABOUT HER FATHER AFTER HAVING READ THE NEWS COVERAGE WITH A TWENTY YEAR OLD BRAIN. #WE DON'T KNOW IF GERRI EVER FINDS HERSELF AS A PERSON DIFFERENT FROM WAYSTAR AND ITS MECHANICS. #WE DON'T KNOW IF CONNOR EVER TRULY CONVINCES HIMSELF THAT HE IS HAPPY. IF HE FINDS THE PIECE OF HISTORY THAT CONSOLES HIM. #WE DON'T KNOW IF TOM EVER FINDS A VERSION OF LOVE THAT IS NOT THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HE BELIEVED IT WOULD BE. #AND WE WILL NEVER KNOOOOOW!!!!!! #succession!!! enough to drive a girl wils #wild #roman roy #connor roy #shiv roy #kendall roy #logan roy #tom wambsgans #gerri kellman

[alteredphoenix]

Insane to me that Vlad was throwing hands at a fourteen-year-old even before finding out Phantom is the son of the guy he hates so much. Just pure insanity.

#danny phantom #it's kind of hilarious in a way #but at the same time it's also kind of pathetic #like dude you're in what your late 40s #why are you beefing with a literal CHILD #who's not even old enough to DRIVE #for what reason my good sir

[thelasthalloween]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHINEAS AND FERB THANKS FOR BEING THE SHOW EVER!!!!

#phineas and ferb #caps tw #congrats pnf you’re finally old enough to drive