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dragonflavoredcake · 3 months

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Xisuma, after getting woken up at 3 am: Something had better be bleeding, broken, or on fire. Bdubs: I'm bleeding! Grian: I broke like five things Scar: And I accidentally set the stove on fire

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aquafire2008 · 2 months

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Ravio: Your smile looks forced. Legend: That’s because it is.

Legend: Kill him. Wild: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.

*The Chain is having dinner together* Wild: Hyrule, can you pass the salt? Hyrule: *Throws Legend across the table*

Wild: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Legend: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Hyrule isn’t.

Thought I'd return the favor to you!

Ok, but the pass the salt is accurate. Thank you so much!

#aqua speaks #breannasfluff #lu incorrect quotes #lu legend #lu ravio #lu wild #lu hyrule #lu triple threat #?

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rainbowrocketquotes · 1 month

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Maxie, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs...?

Archie: What, like, in a Pokémon battle?

Lysandre: Both of you get the FUCK out of the kitchen.

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luxthestrange · 9 months

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TWST Incorrect quotes#563 Pecesitos

Mex!Yuu Leaving her Husband and Twin girls alone as you take a spa bath in the bathroom...Floyd plus Aqua & Marie were left to their own devices and decided to play they are hosts in a talk show

Floyd*Looking at the Camera*"-El unico programa que no le pega a su mujer!"

Aqua*Looks at him unimpressed*"Tu no puedes por que nuestra mama te gana!"

Floyd*Smirks at his son*"Vato tu mama me la PELA"

Marie*Looks offended at him and pouts her finger at him accusingly*"LE VOY A DECIR LO QUE DIGISTE!!!"

Floyd*Frowns but sweat drops*"Van a ir de pinches chismosas weys... Les doy $500 si se callan el hocico"

Aqua & Marie*Look at one another then at him unimpressed, And raises a brows offended*"Nuestra DIGNIDAD no vale $500"

Floyd:"Entonces le voy a decir a tu mama que sacaron 70 en matematicas,Y que yo firme por hacerles el paro"

Aqua & Marie*Both look at him scared but keeps on to see if they can win*"Nos van a regañar los tres!"

Floyd:"Me vale madre,Si me hundo las llevo conmigo perro"

Aqua & Marie*Nods and sighs seeing they didn't get anything from this almost blackmail to their papi and offers their hands to shake*"Entonces caballero aqui no paso nada!"-Business!

Floyd*Smirks and grabs their hand to shake it*"Aqui no paso nada!-"Business!

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"-The only program that doesn't hit his wife!"

"You can't because my mom can beat you!"

"Guppies your mom can suck me/She can suck it"

"IMMA TELL HER WHAT YOU SAID!!!"

"Ya gonna fuckin' snitch bruh... I'll give you both $500 if you shut ya mouths"

"Our DIGNITY doesnt cost $500"

"Then im tellin' ya mom you two got a 70 on your math exam and that I went and checked it for you to do ya a solid"

"Then we're all gonna be scowled!"

"I dont give a fuck, if im goin' down im takin ya with me guppies"

"Then gentlemen, Nothing happen here then!"

"Nothin' happen here!"

#disney twst #twst #twisted wonderland x yuu #twisted wonderland x reader #twst yuu #mexican yuu #twst octavinelle #octavinelle x reader #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech x yuu #floyd leech #aqua & marie #aquamarie-#twst fluff #twst in the nutshell #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-pokevillains · 11 months

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Maxie, about Archie: GUYS GUYS I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT AND THEN HE DID WTF WTF HE KISSED ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT OKAY

#pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect pokevillains #maxie #maxie pokemon #magma boss maxie #archie #archie pokemon #aqua boss archie #hardenshipping #source: twitter

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xiiiwayfinders · 3 months

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Aqua: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Terra: Yes, February 14th.

Aqua: ...

#valentines day or as i like to call it chocolate day #kingdom hearts #terra kh #aqua kh #terraqua #source: ???#incorrect quotes #incorrect kh quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kingdom hearts incorrect quotes

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mamasplat · 6 months

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Courtney: you’ve been…dating leader maxie? my leader? maxie? red hair?…leader maxie?

Archie: if that’s my character development yeah!

Courtney:

Archie:

Courtney:

Archie:

Courtney: yup i can kill you!

#not intended authorityshipping #she’s protective #incorrect oras quotes #incorrect quotes #slightly edited #from the sonic fandub #snapcube #magma admin courtney #aqua leader archie #magma leader maxie #hardenshipping #team magma #team aqua

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chishiyas-wig · 9 months

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Ruby: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Aqua: What the hell!?

Ruby: Oh, sorry, my bad

Ruby, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Aqua, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

#aqua hoshino #ruby hoshino #onk #oshi no ko #incorrect oshi no ko quotes #incorrect quotes

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taergalive · 19 days

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Alastor, tearing apart the kitchen: Can someone please explain to me what happened to my Duckling a L'orange???? Lucifer: We had Duckling a L'orange? Alastor: You don't even know how to say it, so stop...try it once. No, forget it. You know what? You're gonna try it and then you're gonna screw the name up, and then it's gonna sound disgusting. I won't even want to eat it anymore. Thanks. Thanks for ruining my lunch, which is gone, by the way.

#radioapple #lucifer x alastor #incorrect hazbin quotes #Idk why Alastor screams Master Shake energy to me sometimes lol #aqua teen hunger force

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almost-correct-kh · 11 months

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Aqua: Terra and I are having a baby.

Ventus: That's gre-

Aqua, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

#aqua #terra #ventus #terraqua #wayfinder trio #kh incorrect quotes #kingdom hearts

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squeaker6352 · 23 days

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Millionaire Fugo: Holding Waddle Dee Drop your weapons or the child gets it!

Dreamy Gear Meta Knight, Dedede, Magolor and Kirby: Drops weapons

Dreamy Gear Daroach: ... Holds up cane EAT THE RICH!

Dreamy Gear Meta Knight: Daroach, put the damn cane down!

#Daroach #Meta Knight #Dedede #Waddle Dee #Kirby #Magolor #Dreamy Gear #Kirby Dreamy Gear #incorrect quotes #Source: Aqua teen hunger force #Eat the rich 💅

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dragonflavoredcake · 6 months

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Joe: We really can't manage to pull together a Hermit Guys' Night, can we? Scar, shirtless, covered in burns: I don't know, I think it went better than last time. Bdubs, taped upside down to a tree: Yeah, nobody got arrested this time! Cub, wearing smeared clown makeup: Guys, I think Wels should go to the hospital. He's complaining about "internal bleeding" or something.

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strayheartless · 2 months

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Things heard in the Land of Departure Pt. 4:

1 | 2 | 3 | extra

Aqua: Oh please, My mastery credentials are just a scrap of notebook paper that say “can hit orb with giant key,” I am in no way qualified to mediate a fight to the death!

Sora: Hi Terra any advice for your students?

Terra: Give up, it’s safer for everyone involved.

Roxas: Gee thanks…😐

Riku: In times of crisis always remember, if it ain’t your circus you cannot be held responsible for the actions of those monkeys.

Ventus: *staring at the ceiling* please for the love of the gods, I’m begging you with every fibre of my being, just let me sleep!

Roxas: who are you talking to?

Vanitas: *from under the bed* me.

Roxas: THE FUCK?!?!

Xion: todays the day I train without embarrassing myself! *immediately trips and face plants Terras chest*

Vanitas: so you all just… try to murder eachother?

Sora: with boundaries.

Vanitas: murder with boundaries ?

Sora: yeah I heard it as soon as I said it.

Lea: if I can’t see it I didn’t set it on fire.

Kairi: hypothetically, you could use your keyblade as a giant shish kabob!

Riku: hypothetically you could not.

Sora: I don’t suffer from foot in mouth disease, I excel at it!

Isa: I’ve done many things in my life: I’ve been the right hand of a mad man; I’ve mutilated my own face out of loyalty; I’ve tripped headfirst into love the minute I regained a heart; and insulted Squall Leonhart to his face… yet nothing has this far terrified me quite like the 4”11, red headed, ball of female rage I currently have to train with.

Riku: you are a fuck head Roxas! A fuck fuck fuckety fuck head from fuck ville fuckania… and so’s your dad!

Roxas: *mouthing silently* Woooow

Vanitas: I don’t know whether to be impressed that I’m not the most psychotic person here or disturbed…

Ventus: I like having Van here, it means I can exact my revenge outside of the reach of the law!

Terra: how’s it going boys?

Riku: *laying on the floor next to Vanitas* We are barely holding on. The worlds are still in disarray, and we are still crippled by the weight of our past transgressions. If we are left unchecked we will decend once more into the depths of darkness never to return.

Terra: I meant how is cleaning going?

Vanitas: badly

Xion: *to Naminé* we’ve totally nailed sneaking you into training Aqua hasn’t even noticed!

Aqua: *without looking up* I noticed.

Naminé and Xion: fuck.

Sora: Riku said he didn’t love me anymore!😭

Riku: No, I said you couldn’t justifiably knock yourself out with a sleep spell every time you encounter a minor inconvenience…

Lea: on a scale of one to fuck I am a solid “can’t feel my toes”

Kairi: what did we learn?!

Vanitas: that your a fucking lunatic?!?

Kairi: And??

Vanitas: Zehanort didn’t fucking know what he was unleashing on the world!

Isa: I would like to go on record here and say that never in my life have I called someone a cotton headed ninny muggins, but I’m about to!

Roxas: run be over I can take it!

Xion: No! He can’t take it!

Naminé: Aqua I want to be a keyblade wielder

Aqua: And I want a house on destiny islands with a shirtless Terra to fan and feed me grapes!

Naminé: …

Aqua: Oh you were serious?!

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rainbowrocketquotes · 5 months

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Guzma: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put in hot water?

Archie: You were putting it in cold water...?

Guzma: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn't realize there was an actual reason

Archie: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Maxie: Why are you... putting it in the microwave... to boil it???

Archie: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove???

Maxie: It takes less than a minute!

Archie: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??

Maxie: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!

Archie: Like 7 minutes!

Maxie: Just stick the mug on top of the stove, on medium heat... And it boils in like 2 minutes- Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Archie: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat?! Your stove is enchanted.

Cyrus: every single person here is a lunatic.

Giovanni: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?

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needanevenbettername · 5 months

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Andrew: She just needs to learn some morals and values!

Julia: Look at her and tell me there's a God!

Ashley: He made me in his own image.

#the coffin of andy and leyley #the coffin of andy and leyley incorrect quotes #ashley graves #andrew graves #tcoaal incorrect quotes #tcoaal #tcoaal julia #source: aqua teen hunger force

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incorrect-pokevillains · 10 months

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Archie: It's always 'Why did you get in the river?' and 'You're soaking wet' and never 'How was the river?', 'The river looked fun, was it fun?'

#pokemon #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #incorrect pokevillains #archie #archie pokemon #aqua boss archie #source: tumblr

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