#incorrect kingdom hearts quotes

[katrara]

Sora: I made you this friendship bracelet.

Riku: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Sora: You don't have to wear it.

Riku: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Roxas: why does Saix call you babygirl

Axel: how about we stop talking for a little while.

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[xiiiwayfinders]

Riku: I mean, yeah, we’re like total bros and stuff, but I would kiss you if you asked.

Sora: What?

Riku: What?

Lea, in the background: HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED.

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[ienzoskingdom]

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[oblivionscience]

Roxas: Does anyone know of and good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Demyx: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.

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[radiantscientist]

Braig: I’m looking after Ienzo

Dilan: Where is he?

Braig: I didn’t say I was doing a good job

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[strayheartless]

Things heard in the Land of Departure Pt. 4:

1 | 2 | 3 | extra

Aqua: Oh please, My mastery credentials are just a scrap of notebook paper that say “can hit orb with giant key,” I am in no way qualified to mediate a fight to the death!

Sora: Hi Terra any advice for your students?

Terra: Give up, it’s safer for everyone involved.

Roxas: Gee thanks…😐

Riku: In times of crisis always remember, if it ain’t your circus you cannot be held responsible for the actions of those monkeys.

Ventus: *staring at the ceiling* please for the love of the gods, I’m begging you with every fibre of my being, just let me sleep!

Roxas: who are you talking to?

Vanitas: *from under the bed* me.

Roxas: THE FUCK?!?!

Xion: todays the day I train without embarrassing myself! *immediately trips and face plants Terras chest*

Vanitas: so you all just… try to murder eachother?

Sora: with boundaries.

Vanitas: murder with boundaries ?

Sora: yeah I heard it as soon as I said it.

Lea: if I can’t see it I didn’t set it on fire.

Kairi: hypothetically, you could use your keyblade as a giant shish kabob!

Riku: hypothetically you could not.

Sora: I don’t suffer from foot in mouth disease, I excel at it!

Isa: I’ve done many things in my life: I’ve been the right hand of a mad man; I’ve mutilated my own face out of loyalty; I’ve tripped headfirst into love the minute I regained a heart; and insulted Squall Leonhart to his face… yet nothing has this far terrified me quite like the 4”11, red headed, ball of female rage I currently have to train with.

Riku: you are a fuck head Roxas! A fuck fuck fuckety fuck head from fuck ville fuckania… and so’s your dad!

Roxas: *mouthing silently* Woooow

Vanitas: I don’t know whether to be impressed that I’m not the most psychotic person here or disturbed…

Ventus: I like having Van here, it means I can exact my revenge outside of the reach of the law!

Terra: how’s it going boys?

Riku: *laying on the floor next to Vanitas* We are barely holding on. The worlds are still in disarray, and we are still crippled by the weight of our past transgressions. If we are left unchecked we will decend once more into the depths of darkness never to return.

Terra: I meant how is cleaning going?

Vanitas: badly

Xion: *to Naminé* we’ve totally nailed sneaking you into training Aqua hasn’t even noticed!

Aqua: *without looking up* I noticed.

Naminé and Xion: fuck.

Sora: Riku said he didn’t love me anymore!😭

Riku: No, I said you couldn’t justifiably knock yourself out with a sleep spell every time you encounter a minor inconvenience…

Lea: on a scale of one to fuck I am a solid “can’t feel my toes”

Kairi: what did we learn?!

Vanitas: that your a fucking lunatic?!?

Kairi: And??

Vanitas: Zehanort didn’t fucking know what he was unleashing on the world!

Isa: I would like to go on record here and say that never in my life have I called someone a cotton headed ninny muggins, but I’m about to!

Roxas: run be over I can take it!

Xion: No! He can’t take it!

Naminé: Aqua I want to be a keyblade wielder

Aqua: And I want a house on destiny islands with a shirtless Terra to fan and feed me grapes!

Naminé: …

Aqua: Oh you were serious?!

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[strawbbkuwata]

Demyx: I played scrabble last night. It was a nightmare

Luxord: Why? Scrabble is fun

Demyx: Not when you’re playing with Zexion. He puts words like “aposiopesis” and I put “dog”

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[cjcroen1393]

Incorrect Kingdom Hearts Quote:

King Mickey: Riku, great news! Queen Minnie and I are having a baby! Riku: Oh cool. So when are you two- King Mickey: *hands him adoption papers* It’s you, sign here.

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[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: then again, if the house burns down when I’m in it-

Zack: HONEY.

Cloud: yes?

Zack: NO.

Cloud: oh, are you sure?

Zack: YES I’M SURE!

Cloud: Shame..

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[madmanwonder]

Jaune: People said violence isn’t the right answer for most situations….

Naruto:…is the best answer possible for all situations…

David:…the more violent you use in the situation…

Sora:…is the best!

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[wilygryphon]

Lea (waking up after recompletion): "Am I dead? Why does Heaven smell like a wet dog? Oh, wait. [Glances at Isa] Never mind." Isa: [growls in annoyance]

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[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Xion: I may be small, but that doesn't mean I'm innocent!

Xion: *aggressively tries to open a capri sun*

Luxord: ...Do you want me to open it for you?

Xion: Yes please. :)

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[xiiiwayfinders]

Xigbar: All right, Zexion, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

Zexion: I’m not even your kid-

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[ienzoskingdom]

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[oblivionscience]

Ventus, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Terra: Yeah, Ventus will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

Ventus: Exactly, I will straight up-

Ventus: ...

Ventus, tearing up: Terra, why would you say that?!

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