#aph capitals

[careless-writer]

I wanted to write an x reader for my comfort man in my boss/capitalia/state au (I'm also warning you this isn't good)

You had no clue where you were or what your future would accompany, before you were a simple secretary for Mikheil Saakashvili living a modest life in Kiev but now, now you were a disheveled 20 year old in the trunk of the country of Ukraine or Dmitri Chernko's car.

Everything was pitch black as you tried and failed to distract your brain to the fact your eyes were covered with a cloth and lips covered with duck tape and your hands restricted by zip ties.

It continued like forever, so you decided to entertain yourself with your sense of smell, you smelled the smell of the city at the beginning of the trip but now your were sensing more of rural scent of cow poop and wheat.

That was until you heard the trunk open and a man mumble about something "dad, where do you want me to put her?" The voice belonged to Petro Chernko the capital of Ukraine, and maybe a predator but you had other stuff to worry about like if you were ever going to see your family ever again. You felt yourself being set on a soft surface most likely a couch. Then you felt hands untying the cloth that has been blinding you, "there we go" a voice said.

He shifted you so you faced the outer side of the couch "hi dorrohyy" he smiled looking at you "my god, your cuter up close" you looked around wondering if this was an elaborate prank "you're going to be staying with me for some time alright" he said to later kiss you on the forehead.

#aph #hetalia #hws #aph capitals #aph ukraine #nyo ukraine x reader #nyo ukraine #male ukraine #sorry if it's short af I'm just tired and I wanna watch stuff #I'll continue it soon

[shitty-show-central]

Imagine Moscow dating America

Someone wouldn’t be happy at all

#aph #aph america #aph russia #hetalia #aph Moscow #aph capitals #capitalia #Jesus I need to start posting about them again

[gremlins-hotel]

Typing this from Hollywood itself.

I know it’s popular to give Alfred an actor phase, and I agree, but I raise you voice actor Alfred. Impressionist Alfred. Human soundboard type of guy. Apart from talking with basically his whole body, he might not do much physical acting, but let me tell you, Alfred can throw his voice. He can scream his head off like Mel Blanc, he performs sketches as both Shaggy & Scooby when standing in front of his fridge hungry, he can annoy Mathieu with disturbingly accurate Minecraft eating & drinking sounds when they’re eating near each other. This shit is just sprinkled into any interaction with him, but especially if he’s trying to convey a story. He’ll do bad impressions of people he dislikes as a treat.

#hetalia #aph america #hws america #alfred f jones #alfred f. jones // daring to fly #you guys get to have this while I struggle with a headache in the entertainment capital #I’ve always been nervous to share this headcanon for some fucking reason #well never a better time than while visiting la and hollywood

[nando161mando]

Today in 1945, 79 years ago: in Dongo (Italy), anti-fascist partisans capture former dictator Benito Mussolini (who was trying to escape Italy disguised as a German soldier). The next day he will be lynched.

#otd #on this day #161 #1312 #class war #history #dongo #italytravel #aph italy #hws italy #northern italy #italy #antifa #antifascist #antinazi #Benito Mussolini #mussolini #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #antiauthoritarian #anti capitalism #antiwork

[vulture-loot]

POV: You're england using the mug America got you for your birthday

#hetalia #hws england #hetalia memes #hws america #aph england #aph america #i will not capitalize england

[ask-thenetherlands]

Damn it, Ruben.

#he's literally the cause of it all because he invented capitalism #aph holland #holland the original #aph netherlands #capitalism #hetalia #hws holland #hws netherlands

[marsinout]

Poland will sometimes confuse Lithuania with his capital and villus

#hetalia #note: the capital of lithuania is vilnius #hetalia headcanons #hws lithuania #hws poland #aph lithuania #aph poland #lietpol

[zonky-rock]

To show I’m still alive here’s a drawing of my Lisbon oc Angelo :)

#hetalia #hetalia axis powers #hetalia world series #aph portugal #aph Lisbon #hetalia oc #capital oc

[nordic-capitals-inc]

On a scale of nope to 10 how squishy/cuddly are they?

DC: You can trust my opinion, I am a professional

#hetalia #capitalia #nordic capitals #aph nordic calpitols #aph dc #aph reykjavik #aph stockholm #aph helsinki #aph copenhagen #aph oslo

[careless-writer]

Moscow: I have a problem.

DC: Kill it.

Moscow: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

#aph #hetalia #aph DC #aph District of Columbia #aph Moscow #aph capitals #capitalia

[shitty-show-central]

So like I think Tokyo and Kyoto would’ve had a gyaru phase

Kyoto still loves the style while Tokyo is ashamed of it and all of the photos of her in the 2000s have been wiped from it.

#aph #aph headcanon #aph Tokyo #aph Kyoto #aph capitals

[thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel]

I have so much to say about this man its not even funny

Gonna rant in tags

#First of all congrats on separating ancient Egypt and post ptolemaic rule Egypt i guess #hate that this is where the bar is but good job on meeting the bar #also why does thia man literally not have any personality #why did you bother making a character for this country if you're gonna literally make them this blank #also you made the common mistake of making the Egyptian live in a dessert #you do realise that we have the longest river in the world right? #all the Egyptian capitals through history has either been by the sea or by the nile #during ww2 which is when most of hetalia takes place the capital would've been cairo #which may i remind you isn't a dessert #it was a fucking city and while it wasn't as advanced as Europe nations it wasn't in the stone age either #also why is Egypt so chill with Turkey? #that bitch has been stealing his money and recourses and killed his ppl for decades even centuries #going back to ww2 Egypt was under britan rule during this time #why is he not shown interacting with England like other British colonies?? #also this is not an Egyptian fold for the head scarf #anyways sorry for getting to rambly #thanks for listening to my ted talk #hetalia #aph #aph egypt #aph greece #aph turkey #blue's doodles

[nando161mando]

Another banger mr. Chen

#cia #central intelligence agency #chinatown #hws china #aph china #street dance of china #china #cia agent #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #usa news #usa #american indian #american #america #amerika #amerikkka #joe biden #biden administration #president biden #biden #spying

[simple-persica]

A sketch dump of Helsinki from my recent toktok

#hetalia #capitalia #aph helsinki #nordic capitals #I love her #definitely not my favorite kid #I have no favorites #what if punk rock double life? #I’m just saying #I love this alternate fit for her

[ask-aph-ottawa-and-friends]

Friday Headcanons

(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)

-Canada knows Old Norse for some unknown reason.

-Ottawa takes Japanese lessons with Kanagawa. Kanagawa swears by the time she's done, Ottawa will be able to graduate high school in Japan. Ottawa just wanted to learn Japanese.

-Rome, London and Tokyo are the only capitals who have been around from the very start.

#hetalia headcanon #headcanons #headcanon #hetalia #aph canada #hws canada #aph ottawa #hws ottawa #aph kanagawa #hws kanagawa #aph rome #hws rome #aph rome (capital) #hws rome (capital) #aph london #hws london #aph tokyo #hws tokyo

[bestboycaiden]

Here is a little sneakpeak of a project I am working on ;)

#Hetalia #comic #western comic #cliche #aph america #america #alfred f jones #gun #capitalism yay #gun size does not equal dick size #i think #sorry alfie #no plot #not officially though