Ottawa: *lying down on a psychiatrist's bench* Doctor, what's wrong with me?
Seborga, clipboard in hand, with thick square glasses for dramatic effect: *puts clipboard down, slowly takes off glasses* I'm afraid you're suffering from both Hetalia and Tumblr withdrawal syndromes, ma'am. Especially Canada-centric AU works with no central romantic relationships. I believe there's only one cure.
Ottawa: *hopeful* Yes?
Seborga: *deep breath* GET BACK ON TUMBLR!
(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)
-Nobody can quite remember 2p! Canada's human name, and this becomes quite a problem when there are both Canada's in the room. 2p! Canada thinks this is funny and won't tell anyone.
-Ottawa has decided to just call him Uncle J.
-Canada calls him by various names starting with J. 2p! Canada returns the favour.
Since I've done the province, might as well show my reimagined/redesigned APH Canada, Alexander Hyatt
The name Alexander comes from John A. MacDonald's middle name and Alexander Galt's first name, two political men and founders of the Canadian federation (and very controversial figures, but the name fitted), while Hyatt is the last name of my own city's founder, Gilbert Hyatt, a loyalist.
Finally he's a fan of the Ottawa's Senator hockey team, he's sure of himself, a bit curt and arrogant, but he doesn't seem to notice it.
(That's the thing about you plastics, you think everybody is in love with you, when in fact, everybody hates you)
I'll probably make more headcanon posts or comics with him and the provinces eventually
(not all of these are mine but I can't tell you which ones because I have a terrible memory)
-Ottawa will randomly stick herself into lockers, cupboards and other small spaces just to see if she'll fit.
-Quebec is older than Ontario.
-Officially Quebec and Ontario are older than Canada. (This was for an old headcanon I had before there was actually canon evidence to disprove this that Canada actually represented a united Canada comprised of Upper and Lower Canada, or modern-day Ontario and Quebec. The only reason this is still here is because I think they just say this so they don't have to go through the whole complicated thing of how somehow Canada (the personification) was around long before the British even noticed the lands up North, and yet somehow Quebec (the representative) still exists.)
Ottawa in a good mood: greets you with a small smile and a "Hey guys!"
Ottawa 3 minutes away from snapping: greets you with a wide smile and a "Hello darlings~"
freckled blonde boy!
Even if his hair colour changed from red to blonde, he still own freckles all over his body from the past. And they appear only in sunny days on summer and spring.