#anyway im bored in the car so that's it

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[michameinmicha]

Hate how in every thread where someone asks for challenge ideas for pz most answers are just 'make it as hard as possible' I dont want to make a run with highest zombie and rarest loot settings, eternal winter, no guns or cars, take all negative traits or whatever! i want a goal other than just 'survive'

the problem isn't that it's too easy to survive, it's that i dont have a point to work towards and then it all feels sort of pointless...

I like challenges like 'get from one end of the map to the other' or 'collect all ingredients + the recipe magazine and make a pizza' collecting all versions of certain items is also fun, as well as giving your character a backstory and goal and rp

if anyone has fun ideas for goals what to do in pz, feel free to leave them in the notes :*

#there are some people who come up with fun ideas but the majority is just edgy gamerbros who suggest you just make it harder and thats all #i dont want to make it harder! i am very content with my sandbox baby settings thats not the problem! #i just want something to work toward not just sort of hole myself up in a safehouse and survive - thats boring #I like working on my base (and gathering specific tools/materials for it) thats cool i guess #i collect toys and plushies and other cute things (and decorate my house with them) #i find cars and farming boring so i havent gotten very far in the skill so i want to work on that more (problem is its boring... but im try #going to a specific place is cool too (driving is hell to me so its a challenge) #anyway fuck the edgelords! making things harder doesnt mean its more fun! #also playing with easier settings is fine and you dont need to make it super hard to prove how badass you are! #anyway im thinking thoughts #mine #project zomboid #pz

[ghoulgeists]

looking for a sparring partner so he can have someone homoerotically hold a sword to his throat

#serious offers only #tiefling #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd oc #artists on tumblr #my art #ghouldraws #destreza #im back from the desert for a couple days! #celebratory manwhore art #GOD this job is boring lmao but i get paid 1.5k a week to just sit in my car and do fuck all so #who am i to complain #for the next two weeks im gonna be on a marine base! and i'll actually be digging #anyway someone come beat him in a fight (very easy) #make him whine about it #homoerotically

[soldier-poet-king]

Things I used to hate and/or fear: driving at high speeds, working out esp lifting

Things currently keeping me sane: scream-singing alone in the car on the highway going fast, strenuous physical activity until every single piece of my body hurts and I'm too physically exhausted for my brain to overthink

#MAYHAPS. I AM BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL. OF CAR GO FAST #once again ronan lynch was right. #i hate hate hate hate city driving #but the highway was empty today and it was glorious? #and sometimes u gotta speed just a lil and scream #and then!!! did i overdo it at the gym #since it was my first time back in like 1.5months bc injury flare up and sadness #u bet i did! but my brain has stopped screaming for the first time all week :) #and im no longer convinced im a monster and deserve to be put down :) #so yeah ill pay for it with physical pain thats fine. it's easier to bear #AND im gonna redo my nails #have to have insane bright nails and lipstick #but be v buff. gnc wardrobe. square body. short hair. round face. #i am to confuse others and please myself. aesthetically at least #still refusing to eat but my brain has refused food all week #its a major signal that brain is bad! and so ive been forcing myself to eat safe boring food #its horrible and disgusting but yknow. gotta keep the stupid flesh sack going #ANYWAY i am morphing into a frat boy a littke. but like slightly to the left. video games and booze and fast car and gym gym gym

[thatoneluckybee]

I'm about to start throwing things

:3

#Context is light hearted #im back on adhd meds (only take them during school days) after break so I can't really eat much during the school day so the past two days #I have been dying by the time I get home (hUNGY) #But #but the Madre is a teacher and she has a meeting that was SUPPOSED TO LAST 20 MINUTES SINCE WE GOT CHURch #HELP ITS BEEN AN HOUR #the ladies there wONT STOP TALKING ITS TAKING FOREVER #waaaaaaasnsnnnnngndhdhhhh suffering #How do I communicate to the body that there is literally no food for u to have yet be patient stOP WITH THE OUCH OKAY #rahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im bored help #Rambles #This is the funniest way I've been miserable this week #Laying on some strangers couch mindlessly browsing tumblr just wanna eat the fruit snacks in the car #I can't go out to the car :( not yet #Ahahhgggghhhhggghh #ow #anyways

[bigfishthemusical]

every time my parents meet me in the city they always forget to tell me when they leave/mention an eta so I’ve been having a lot of fun recently with checking their shared locations to see how close they are ect. It’s like watching my own little show.

#I tell them that I do this. im not being secretive. they also have free reign to see my location whenever they want as well idc #anyways it’s really funny whenever they are in the car together and the gps doesn’t update at the right times so I watch them split apart #while travelling in the same car. whatever. it’s like my little game I play. #also I’m just in a bored mood so this is my activity <3

[cephalonheadquarters]

octolings from a dream i had

#i guess ill try to explain the dream im bored #i was running down deepsea metro & neo octo was chasing me #also i had one of those pathetic foam water guns but ink #ok the last car of the metro led into a pinkish purpleish room #the color of like. the purple around the octarian (tentacle guys) eyes & mouth or whatever. id say their ink but thats not quite right #ummm also there were 2 towers in that room #also made of bounce pads #they were different heights and the tallest was in the far left (my left) corner and the second was middle far right wall #this isnt even important info sorryAnyways on top of tjose towers were pufferfish things #they were kindof like the balloon fish but. Pufferfish. also they were octarian colored #like purple spikes & beige belly & green eyes Yknow #they werent alive they were balloons like inflatable things. Giant floaties i guess. #they spit out balloons every few seconds & they Could be popped it was just super hard bc unlike hero mode balloons they #didnt really have helium but bounced around a ton when inked like annoying physics #OHYEAH also there was an exit door to the right of the entrance to the room from the metro. Does that make sense No Doesnt matter anyways #that door led into kind of an office observation area #with the windows and stuff ? yknow?? #so i was chased into pufferfish room #unable to splat the neo octo .but she wasnt after me and she went into the office thing and there was a splat1 octoling there and they #hugged and held hands and looked so happy #Love wins #also the dream ended.Ok tags #splatoon #splatoon 2 #octoling #splatoon oc #oc #my art

[dhmis-autism]

drawing stuff for valentimes and u all better enjoy it once i finish bc its the sappiest stuff ill ever draw ever

#then i will go back to not doing that kjahsjah #both bc like ive said before i have a way better grasp on yellow and ducks dynamic than red and ducks #<- they make no damn sense. compel me tho #and also bc makeing cutesy stuff with these guys feels a lot like the cutesy fanart of the NOPE movie that came out after it dropped #if that makes sense #idk. esp with fandom stuff theres a lot of room i feel to get like. caught up in other peoples interpretations of characters #and not often enough think about the actual source material #which is sad to me when its something like this that i love and think about SO much #so u all get ONE (1) for my fav bday month holiday and then thats it #then ill keep posting my fcking 6 page long comics that are just duck and yellow talking at 3 am jdkfhskjdsh #<- i have TWO OF THESE. ITS NUTS. #anyways i hope the dialouge in the stuff im making now sounds vaguely like anything red would say EVER bc i think hes the one #i struggle the most with #how would duck handle being gushy? i already know in my HEART can write that in my sleep #idk wtf is going on with red still not over him driving a car into a wall #hes so like. everyone thinks hes way more serious than the other two and he absolutely is not are you kidding. #hes JUST as looney tunes as the other two #its like. sometimes. after building and building. he'll decide to be serious. #one ep we need to get the fuck out of here we need to get the fuck out #NEXT EP AND IM ACTUALLY GLAD WHOEVER GAVE US THIS BORING NON ELECTRIC URN DIED!! #i cannot sort that boy out in my head he makes no sense to me #ANYWAYS I COULD TALK ALL DAY ABT THEM. GUESS THATS WHAT THIS BLOG IS FOR LOL BUT BYE

[nick-eyre]

Tell us about the colleen hoover book that you rated as 1 star

Okay so the book was v/erity and I read it because a cute girl told me it was really good and I wanted to talk to her again but it was a mistake!

Its basically just hetero smut pretending to be a mystery thriller (no shame in liking that but I personally prefer less blowjobs more murder) + the ‘twists’ are so stupid and there so much lost opportunity! Idk how to even talk about it just 0/5

I never saw that girl again but its probably for the best because I don’t like your book taste is not a great conversation starter

#I honestly hardly remember the details now bc I was so mad and disappointed when I finished it that I just got rid of the book asap #im pretty sure ​its cardinal sin is all the characters are good people and thats so boring #I wanted gone girl inspired fun #actually it was basically reverse gone girl #spoilers for this book and gone girl: #its basically if amy wrote a Journal that said I want to frame my husband for murder and killed my ex and then the twist is that it was a #creative writing experiment and the death was actually a tragic accident #and shes actually a really good person just grieving and then nick found the jernal and crashed a car with both of them in it #and then amy just pretended to be disabled for months? #anyways it stupid #would have been so much more fun if the main character was fucked up and evil #i think they murder verity at the end so they at least weren’t perfect good guys the whole time but it was like all this could habe been #avoided with like a very simple conversation or she could have just not written a novel length false confession about murdering a child #its very popular on tiktok so that should tell you everything you need to know

[nyxi-pixie]

i hate history coursework so i made a graph of american unemployment in the 30s into a byler doubts graph<3 flipflopping almost as much as mike does

#byler #my brand is just making shitty memes and complaining about school and thats so valid of me #guys look. i hate history bc i dont fucking care abt america so im making it abt byler #anyway doubting is boring i love the clown car<3

[skitskatdacat63]

Okay so I'm watching the Monaco 2009 pre-race coverage and I'm only like 10 mins in but I have several things I need to say so I don't forget:

First of all OH MY GODDDDDD:

THIS INTRO IS SO COOL??????? LIKE OH MY GOD????? Sorry I'm just !!!!!!!!! about it!!! Like is this not the coolest thing?? The way Jake Humphrey is edited in is really smooth and realistic looking, I'm not completely familar with all the commentators, so I was staring at it like "wait....this is Jake, right? Or? It is, right??" If it tricked my 2023 brain, I can't imagine watching this 14 years ago lmao

Anyways I really really love BBC's coverage, I think it's soooo superior to modern broadcasting ngl. Like just the whole vibe of it, idk I really love it all, it's a shame not all of it is avalible to watch, bcs man, I would totally be up for watching every single thing as if it was the current season. You guys will have to inform me, since I only have access to F1TV, which is pretty good but mundane compared to this imo, but those of you with actual like cable broadcasters(like Sky and C4), would you agree that BBC's vibe is better?

Okay anyways, I have other things to say other than ranting about how much I love BBC's broadcasting lmao. Seeing the current(so like as of Monaco) leaderboard of the WCC is crazy. It is currently 1. Brawn 2. Red Bull 3. Toyota. I know obviously a lot changes from season to season, not to mention a literal decade, but the fact that two of those teams don't even exist anymore is so wild from the modern perspective. And heyyyyyy the team in 2nd is now on top baby!

Last point: Wow! I had no idea they were considering a budget cap for the 2010 season! Also just the comparison btwn the budget they were considering vs. the current one($45 million vs $135 million) is insane to me!! Even with accounting for inflation, the old budget cap is literally half of the current one.

*edit okay sorry, I just need to say this. WHY DOES MAX MOSLEY'S TIE LOOK LIKE THE OLD LESBIAN FLAG LMAOOOOOOO, like seriously if you wore that today, I would think you're repping me hahaha

#i think atp i need a tag for when I have caffeine induced ramblings bcs it is a specific unhinged #i really really like the monaco gp guys #people call it boring but i still think it will forever be one of my top favs #ig its just the history and prestige of it i cant call it boring bcs i dont think it ever will be for me #consider the fact that my dad who refuses to watch most races told me he was interested in watching monaco before the season even began #(^ i think that just says a lot about how iconic it is) #imo theres always some fun fuckery going on(i.e theres this part in 2005 where they turn a corner and there was just a 5+ car pile-up LMAO) #but i will say im excited especially to watch quali for the current season bcs its so extremely crucial for how the race itself will go #anyways related to my ramblings: god it really is a shame that the pre-race coverage isnt archived for all the races #every time i see that is a part of the race archive i get soooooo excited!! I love learning the season lore smmmm #catie.rambling.txt

[kennabeth]

dustfinger is so funny imagine being so painfully awkward that you just let your family think you're a cheater who abandoned them if it means you don't have to have a Conversation

#im glad he handles it off camera listening to him try to talk about his feelings makes me die hes so bad at it #HOWEVER. maybe i would be so interested in hearing how the conversation about resa went #also speaking of resa its crazy that the punishment for female citizens (i assume since nothing applies to the strolling players??) #is fucking slavery #i was not paying attention to my medieval history classes--i do not know how realistic that is #but (and ive bitched about this before i think) every law in these damn countries is designed to make the citizens die by age 30 #like if the problem is that the population is too great a burden on the economy (and the INSANE poverty implies this (the ADDER cant afford #windows. who is buying the windows if not THE MAN FUCKJNG STEALING ALL THE MONEY)) #then why are people marrying so young??? establish a minimum marrying age so people stop having 18 kids by the time your laws kill them #anyway reading about balbulus's work always makes me want to drop everything and go to the clev museum of art #and gape at their illumination collection for hours #but im supposed to be hiking today plus i need to get my car worked on before i make that drive #also L M F A O at the prince trying to get dustfinger to come to the secret camp for ~secret reasons~ and df is like #mmmmmm no ty that sounds boring #you stupid mf hes not just showing you around hes trying to get you to join his terrorist (good) org omfg #says kenna

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

so from watching scooby doo Mystery inc/ knowing riverdale is based on light hearted archie comics.. and that possibly canned ppg CW show was gonna be like riverdale.. I want to know who decided to make fun light hearted shows into drama/ romance soap opera/dark grittyiness anyway??? who said this would appeal to older audience? is romance drama really that amazing and im just lame? I find it a turn off and im def an older audience maybe its meant for teenagers and not for me..

#scooby doo #scooby doo mystery incorporated crticial #riverdale critical #ppg cw #im an old fuddy duddy calling MI overrated cause it is why do we need so much drama so much romance drama why its so boring #maybe it was meant for teenagers #and im not well one of those #romance drama is a big part of scooby doo and it BLOWS #i dont car about velmas or freds love life #not here anyway the romance feels all wonky #i love a good romance this wasnt it for me

[feelerfronds]

why where the warrior cats books literally so inappropriate for children

#like its not jst that they had weird stuff in them #i feel like they actively left out stuff thats appealing to kids #like no cool fun kittycat adventures just the same old same old stuff that got boring really quick #and then bambambam forbidden romance like is this a soap opera #with the romance its never like...sexy...like sex does not exist at all here but there is cats giving birth onscreen in educational detail #and then someone gets hit by a car #these books sound so fun n silly to read on the outside but on the inside theres just no innovation and no drama cuz the cats have like #no personalitys so wtf #anyway im just saying i cud do better #warrior cats

[roimp]

hello 😁👋

#i didnt have Internet the whole time in the caf #car* #well actually im still in the car #hotel is VERYYY far #rn i took hotspot from dad lmao #luckily i remembered and downloaded like 3 movies on netflix when i was at delhi airport #so yeah i watched a movie #technically still watching i didnt complete #i got bored #anyways thats the update #gargi is keysmashing

[baerryjj]

Tumblr user Baerryjj update , I watched the Cars trilogy admittedly for the first time ever yesterday and Ive never expected such a masterpiece of sequels. Cars 2 was kinda ass. But Cars 3? Masterpiece. Why are the cars movies so underrated. You ask people their favorite Disney movie and it's always beauty and the beast or some shit and not Cars 3. I love Cars 3 and it should be your favorite movie too.

#shitpost #ive been bored shitless #i have nothing to do but write and watch movies #anyways cars 3 is so good i almost cried #but probably cus it was like 1 in the morning and i get easily influenced emotionally when im tired #anyways