#anon jokes

[moshieee]

Happy birthday

Oh hello again I thought you died/j

Glad you're still around lol

It's not today ✨

Here's some unfinished and abandoned doodles of nightlight au Jax since I've been ignoring the fandom a bit oops

maybe start pestering Dia and Bun with b day asks since their birthdays are closer/j

#birthday anon #asks #anon jokes #art #moshie Os #nightlight au #tadc jax #the amazing digital circus jax #nightlight au jax #tadc #tadc au #I would love some questions about the au since I'm currently in writers block sort of?

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait #and was a joke #also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks

[originalartblog]

skk are (disgruntled and uneven) chopsticks

(referencing this)

#tipsy-drunk convos with your coworkers #to that one anon who said they wanted more: here's this comic i was working on!! #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #skk #soukoku #i'm not tagging the others because they are merely a vessel for the actual focus which is a spooning joke about skk #nawy's comics

[unamusedyams]

if you still take requests can I have Ryuunosuke and Kazuma following behind Phoenix as ghosts trying to mess with him even though he can't see or hear them

This request has been in my inbox for so long that I forgot the part about messing with him as ghosts...whoops!

So let's just say they did plan for shenanigans, but caught Phoenix at a bad time and couldn't look away from The Horrors.

Part Two

#ace attorney #the great ace attorney #phoenix wright #ryunosuke naruhodo #kazuma asogi #pw aa #tgaa #feenie #i will never let him live down swallowing a necklace...NEVER #i actually have more ideas for this #but to be honest its all to lead up to a stupid joke i have #so well see when i get ot those #answered #anon #yams art #feenie's peepaws

[tojisun]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxbg0m-rURx/?igshid=MTh0eHFjNnBieXVvaw==

biker!simon x reader <3

TEEHEE YEA YEA when he revved his bike to make the backpack cling to him?? SO CUTE OMG

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i luv imagining simon teasingly tapping your helmet just to make the sound echo in your ears which startles you. you tap back in retaliation, laughing when simon lets you take the last hurrah, so you you kinda get into the habit of just lightly smacking his helmet when he teases you!!

he hikes his hand higher up your thigh than usual? smack. he pinches your thigh? smack. he lightly flicks at your intertwined hands while you’re tightly holding onto him? smack.

and about the revving? ugh simon loves doing that to you too!! of course he only does that in a safe and controlled environment!!

simon does it when your hands are being naughty, teasing his abdomen and his pecs, before squeezing his tits with a playful giggle. he loves you being clingy and tactile, don’t get him wrong, but simon loves teasing you more :((

so he’ll squeeze at the clutch and pull down the lever, his bike gaining momentum, and simon never fails to laugh when he hears you squeal, teasing hands clutching onto him for dear life.

he deserves the following series of smacks, sure, but simon just laughs anyway before killing his engine so he can step off and soothe you.

“don’t do that again!” you whine, nuzzling to him, still perched on his bike like the princess that you are.

he smiles, all teasing. “but y’r so cute pressed up on me an’ everythin’.”

smack.

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biker!simon mlist

#suns.hc #biker!simon #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley #anon #ask #IM SO OBSESSED W BIKER!SIMON ITS NOT A JOKE ANYMORE

[ahappydnp]

hey! :) do we know or have an idea of when dan and phil came out to each other?

sherlockian deductive reasoning when they started tongue kissing each other girl idk

#anon ask #(this is a joke)

[linddzz]

Bro 6’1” and 5’0” isn’t a predatory relation that’s a long distance relationship 🙏

#im so mad thats the funniest fucjint dunk on my marriage you could give #anon do you know how rare it is for me to hear a new short joke???!?

[erabu-san]

alhaitham in your style is making me go feral please please please can i ask for haitham doodles

thank you and have a good day/night and continue making bloody amazing art <333

glad you like him in my artstyle !! here for youuu

#/JOKE #I mean... I mainly draw him goofy so iwasn't sure which alhaitham u mean #reply #thank you so muuuch :sob: #buuut I think this request is also an opportunity to draw him H O T #because i always wanted to try #BUT HSDUFSUDFS IT IS NOT-SERIOUS IN MY HEAD #i will make effort for you anon #and for science #because i wanna see how does it look him i draw him handsom-ly #I DON'T PROMISE ANYTHING THO HAHAHAH

[the1trueanon]

hehehehe finally got these done!! Reboot is so fun to draw; I swear drawing him just bursting into laughter immediately made me feel so much better about literally everything 🥰 He has such a pretty smile, especially when it's genuine. I love him being silly and giggly 🥰 I want him to just be able to laugh and be happy .....buuuut at the same time I also want to put him through so many of The Horrors(TM), so maybe my wants shouldn't be trusted XD

As always, Welcome Home belongs to Clown (partycoffin), and Reboot!Wally/the Reboot AU belongs to @bloodrediscream!💖💖

#augh im just #him giggle #sorry he has. melted my brain XD #ohhhhh my heart QwQ #but fr i just #i wanna make him laugh really hard at really dumb jokes #LUCKY FOR ME I HAVE SEVERAL FUNNY THINGS IVE FOUND THAT FIT HIM AND ROSEMARY #SO GUESS WHATS NEXT ON MY BRAIN LIST OF DRAWING THINGS?? >:D #*cackles manaically* #(....stares at my actor au stuff that i really need to work on 😅) #also i really hope im not bothering BloodRed too much 😅 #i know i @ them a lot 👉👈 but its because i draw him a lot!! #you gotta understand! hes a Very Pretty Boi (TM)!! #anon's art #welcome home #anon's doodles #welcome home puppet show #welcome home wally #welcome home au #wally darling #welcome home fanart #welcome home arg #reboot wally #reboot!wally #reboot wally au #welcome home reboot au #reboot welcome home au #reboot wally darling #reboot wally fanart #anon rambles in the tags

[punkitt-is-here]

u guys just be saying shit at me all the time. you cant just say "there's a lot of stuff going around about this person" you sound like a gossiping old lady. either provide me with reputable sources or don't bother sending me an ask, randomly shitting on people anonymously is how misinfo spreads.

#reminds of that time someone told me kekeflipnote was anti black and transphobic #like the black queer animator??? whos been notoriously trans positive??? #like okay he made a tasteless joke many many years ago. people grow goddamnit #anyway #my posts #asks #anon #cw transphobia

[moshieee]

Mosh-mosh looks punt-able =)

I mean did you read their intro post ?

I specifically designed them for that

#asks #anon jokes

[fjordline]

#my art #galvatron #cyclonus #every time someone says something like this i get a little bit meaner to t*ilgate #i really dont Want to be a hater but some of you... make it difficult #especially that stupid ass vague post i saw a while ago lmfaoo it gave me a laugh at least but dear lord. #sitting my autistic ass down and listening to the ableism allegations levied against me #its a hatecrime to mischaracterize tg now #i Know tgs personality. i think his personality is immensely annoying #simple as #and i dont care enough abt him to portray it accurately in what is a 5 panel joke comic #like bro im a galvatrongirl u really think i care about failgate?? #and anon i hope for your sake and everyone elses that this was said ironically/with the purpose of making mtmtepeople look worse cus if not #transformers

[wolfythewitch]

The “why are you drawing naked people thing” is even more hilarious once you consider that’s like the FIRST thing Adam and Eve get concerned about after eating the forbidden fruit lmaoooooo

Proof that the sin isn't being naked itself but the thought of it being inherently wrong. Why would god create you in your entirety if it was meant to be kept hidden

#wolfy tedtalks #anon #wolfy religious tedtalks #this is mostly joking but im also kind of serious #the human body is not inherently sinful

[jeeaark]

If Greygold was a companion, what would be the best way to initiate a romance with them? Would they go for the “L” word early or an Act or two later?

The "L" word was lube, right? Right? Else showering Durge/Tav with kisses Gomez-Addams-Style is the alternative.

Maybe the Nat 20 romance isn't the best way for Tav/Durge, but it sure is for Greygold. You just know Greygold scared that Dream Guardian away the first time and has been low-key obsessed with that armor since

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #durge #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Sometimes I have to make Greygold's idea of a good time sould like its wild stuff in order to make a really REALLY dumb joke #But truly they just wanna cuddle the SHIT out of anyone who goes out of their way to get that dream guardian armor for them #everyone thank the anon for the “L” word joke #and the silliest thing I have ever drawn #what are you doing to me guys- got me drawing durgexgreygold fluff and I still don't know jack about durge howdidthishappen lskdjdklj #I suppose Greygold's favorite type of folk are dorks who are complete disasters with mushy bits- tough coconut shell or not #so. every companion in this game

[snapscube]

Really? A Ramona pfp for your discord? Cliche much Penny?

well usually nowadays since I am an adult i like to do things that i enjoy and that make me feel happy without nearly as much interest in whether or not it would be cooler or more unique to deprive myself of it :) frankly if ur first response to that is to use my interests as justification to keep me in a box that in ur mind u have clearly already put me in, that's a you problem!

#im sure this particular anon is mostly joking so pls dont be nasty #but this kind of thing does irk me on the regular LOL