#anon chatter :).

[anonspiceart]

"I will start using this blog for real this time," I say fourth more with feeling...

#anon chatter

[shouta-edits]

I was scared of actually spamming your inbox, but I have ideas and I love your blog so I think I'll keep sending them, hopefully you can also enjoy some of them <3

Please don't be scared 🥺

#anon chatter

[dadsbongos]

it is CANON yuji is a DOM.

tw author has comically surface level knowledge of bdsm terms and dynamics and uses it against the public. also nsfw immediately after the cut

Yuuji is a dom. Specifically, a pleasure dom.

I think he could have sub potential, but he just can’t get comfortable outside of the power position. He likes receiving the attention, sure - but what he prefers? He easily prefers giving. Using his unnatural stamina and big heart to just run you into orgasm after orgasm. To watch you go from his well put-together partner to a babbling, drooly mess all because of him is nearly addicting.

He doesn’t like giving orders, he likes giving suggestions - making blanket statements and just hoping you latch onto them ‘cuz he knows they’ll feel so good. He studies and tasks every little twitch and gasp and moan you grace him with, storing the information just to use it against you later.

“Y’should sit on my face.”

“Want you to ride my cock. Use me to cum.”

“Wanna feel me deep, hm? Right there, yeah?”

And he loves, loves, loves praising. He’s all breathless and red staring at you - eager to worship your body and tire you out like he’s been chosen for it by some omnipotent power.

“So pretty when ya cry for me. So, so pretty.”

“Yeah, baby, like that. Just like that. You’re so good.”

“You can take it; always do. Such a perfect hole for me, huh?”

The best thing, though? The best thing about Yuuji is that he can get downright as feral as you about your ecstasy. Living for the sensation of your nails in his skin and your teeth on his shoulder when you get overstimulated and whiny.

“Keep going - one - one more. You can give me one more, right?”

“Need it- need to feel ya cum all over me, angel.”

“You’re soaking, angel… How much wetter can I make you?”

i’m going insane

#god damn dude kinda need him #yuji x reader #yuji smut #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuji itadori x reader #yuji itadori #yuuji x reader #yuuji itadori x reader #itadori x reader #itadori smut #jjk smut #yuuji smut #mama's little man <3 #anon chatter :).

[barrenclan]

do you have any webcomic suggestions?

Oh, do I! :D I'll keep the descriptions short, otherwise I'll talk about each of these for a million years.

Warrior Cats:

The Average Adventures of Genericpaw - parody comic. But watch out.

The Exiled - Fishpaw. Murder mystery.

Follow Your Heart - Sootpaw. Personal drama.

Meandering - River. Slowburn romance.

Saltburn's Clan - Saltburn. Pinepaw's cool butch lesbian aunt.

Convocations - Elkmask. Political drama. Biggest inspiration to The Dog Star.

Other:

Wilde Life - supernatural dramedy.

Wychwood - magical post-apocalypse.

The Glass Scientists - Jekyll & Hyde retelling.

Tiger, Tiger - swashbuckling magic adventure.

Little Tiny Things - French slice of life.

Paranatural - ghost fighting teens. Also, the inspiration for PATFW's "journal style". Also, Hijack.

Phantomarine - magical ghost adventures.

Awkward Zombie - gamer comic strips.

Sakana - fish market dramedy. Yuudai.

Skin Deep - cryptids comedy.

Dumbing of Age - daily college dramedy. Gave me the worst hyperfixation of my life.

The Order of the Stick - D&D adventure. My favorite comic ever created.

How To Be a Werewolf - werewolf drama.

Fairmeadow - fantasy hippie drama.

Lackadaisy - bootlegger cats. You've seen the animated pilot.

The Property of Hate - TV head guy.

Too Familiar - magical animal companions.

I'm With You - goat people romance.

The Carpet Merchant of Konstantiniyya - sweet vampire romance.

XKCD - it's XKCD.

Vainglorious - dragon adventures.

Bybloemen - demons committing financial fraud. Gorgeous artwork.

Bicycle Boy - amnesiac in a post-apocalypse.

Novae - supernatural historical romance.

Never Satisfied - magical teen drama. It's on hiatus right now.

Monster Pulse - teens with magic organs.

Children of the Light - magic squirrel drama.

To Catch A Star - sparklewolves.

Cursed Lights - magical animal people drama.

What Lurks Beneath - cat cult.

Rabbit Hole - bunny cult.

Villtur & Sarx - sci fi manga.

Best of Bad Decisions, The Doe of Deadwood, Repeat, I Didn't Know - Songdog comics. Probably the most influential creator on my comics.

Crushed Olive Branch - Shadowhunters gayboys.

Broken Crown - magic kingdom adventure.

Sleight of Hand - Fallout gayboys.

What Happens Next - internet teen thriller.

Golden Shrike - deer adventure.

The Pale - Twin Peaks adjacent.

Un/Bound - magical road trip.

Apocalyptic Horseplay - modern horseman of the apocalypse.

There are many more, of course, but these are some of my favorites, and the ones I could remember at the moment.

#ask #anon #chatter #webcomic jones over here #i'm not kidding either i could talk about each of these so much

[braisedhoney]

Gaster but he says “oya oya”. Trust me on this.

is this it. is this what you wanted from me.

#queueing this if i don’t post by january #anyway is this what you wanted anon. do you feel seen. was it worth it. #and i’m asking whyyyyy looooord (musical riff+sfx) #… is my exhaustion obvious or is this a shitpost. the answer is yes #i really don’t have an explanation for this #does gaster know this is an anime meme bc of alphys or is he totally in the dark #which one is funnier #utdr #utdr fanart #deltarune #deltarune fanart #wd gaster #gaster fanart #ney’s art #ney’s comics #tagging just for blog navigation but also burying tags below what will show up in searches so it doesn’t break containment #… can asks even show up in searches #i actually don’t know #but hey whatev #ney’s chatter (ask answers) #it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening #shitpost

[themetalhiro]

i dont know if you share the lesbian nami headcanon but i always imagined once nami came out she and sanji would bond over their mutual appreciation of other beautiful women!

Its a really good headcanon!! I think shes definitely into women! I kinda sorta like the idea of sanami sometimes.. so that makes her bi in my head maybe.

The bonding over mutual appreciation definitely happens though! Regardless of the nature of their relationship LOL

#thanks anon! #i like this idea eheh #chatter #nami #sanji

[rusmii]

runi what if the when racer!chuuya racer!dazai but they fuck you in the car and the we 😳 (i was literally thinking abt this last night)

-🍮 anon! ^_^

AND THEN??😳😳 (link to racer hcs)

"can you ride it baby?" he asks you, gripping your waist as you sit on his lap inside his car. "can i?" you ask, a teasing smile resting on your lips — grinding your hooter against his strained, leaking, wet patch. "fuck - just - need.. more of you," he whines, throwing his head back. clearly, his dingleding needed a cave to find warmth in; to relieve the pent up stress you were beginning to give him. you pout, a fake one he managed to conjure. "you'll get plenty more of me if you sit there and let me tie you up," your smirk widens when he gave you an exhausted eye roll. "just - ugh! fine.. - tie it," he gave you his wrists reluctantly, "now that you've tied me, strip and fuck yourself silly on my dick."

no specific name for "he" bc it can either be dazai or chuuya 😉

#YOUUUU MADEE MEE WRITEEE THISSSS #🫵🫵YOUUUUUU #(ily pls send me more of these asks 😈) #[🍮] — anon #[💌💬] — inbox #[⟢ˎˊ˗] — chatter n clatter #chuuya x reader #dazai x reader #chuuya smut #dazai smut

[leos-regression-cove]

I have a request to have cg! Peter Parker x little! reader.

Reader had a ton to do at school (homework, tests, projects, etc) and had to stay big all week. They want to regress, but they don’t to keep Peter away from going on patrol so they try to stay big and they think Peter won’t notice. However, Peter notices.

Reader can be fem or gender neutral.

(I don’t know if that’s a good request, I just don’t see a lot with cg! peter parker 😭)

CG-Senses

CG!Peter Parker x GNLittle!Reader

Rating: Gen

Summary: Reader is overwhelmed with homework and trying to stay big, but it makes them grumpy so a tired Caregiver!Peter stays home with them.

Word Count: 448

Warnings: Reader is grumpy and may come off as rude/sarcastic

A/N: This is such a cute concept and a very sweet prompt! CG!Peter Parker was fun to write and I'd love to do more with him if you have more ideas because idk if I did the dynamic justice in this short little oneshot.

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“Hey,” Peter shut the door behind him. “I brought you some Mexican food from that place down the street?” 

“Yeah, thanks, just set it down there,” you said. 

He did as you asked but then paused before walking into his room. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah. Why? Are your ‘spidey-senses’ tingling?” you asked sarcastically. 

Peter stopped putting on his suit and poked his head out the bedroom door to shoot you a look. 

Immediately, it almost made you crack. You drew in a breath a little quicker than you meant to and turned back to your homework. 

Then he softened. “I can hang out tonight if you want. I don’t need to go out…” he hinted. 

“I have homework,” you said. 

He leaned over your shoulder to take a look. “Do you want help with it? We can knock it out pretty quick--” 

“No! Go!” you said. “Go be spiderman!” you whined. 

“I don’t need to tonight. I can be here for you.”

“I’m a big kid!” you whined, starting to cry. Why was he staying here?! You had homework!

“I know, it was a big week for you. It’s okay. C’mon, come to daddy, I’ve got you.”

You hesitated to stand up but when you did, you couldn’t help but fall into his arms. 

“Yeah, I’ve got you. See? Not so bad.” 

“I have homework,” you whined. 

“I know, but I need you to eat and then we’ll do homework, okay?”

“You gotta work!” 

He shushed you and brought your crown up to his chin, resting his head atop yours. 

“I don’t have to patrol tonight. I have a baby to take care of.” 

“...Is it me?” you asked. 

He looked down at you and smiled. “Of course it’s you.” He paused for a moment. “And do you want to know a secret?” 

You nodded curiously. 

“I’m tired, too.” 

He helped you eat and you worked through your homework together before you could really regress. He turned on the tv for you and was laying out all your toys as you put on your kitten pajamas-- the one-piece with the hood and little orange cat face. 

There, you crawled into his lap as he sat on the floor with you, playing with your toys, crashing toy trucks together and having your action figures save the planet. 

You turned to hand one to him, but that’s when you noticed he was asleep. Back pressed up against the couch, he had gone night-night before you! He was always out so late that that almost never happened! 

You turned the tv off, and then the lights, and curled up next to him. A long rest was really what you both needed

#agere fic inspo #fandom agere #marvel agere #x reader #x gender neutral reader #little!reader #agere fanfiction #agere fanfic #anon asks #requests #cg!Peter Parker #caregiver!peter parker #🎠chatter

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

AU where Damian and Jon are exes due to Damian not wanting to hold Jon back from his hero life while he remains loyal to the league of assassins. They also both still have deep feelings for each other with Damian still calling him beloved. Whenever they come across each other, Jon continues to try and make it work with Damian but Damian continues to decline his advances.

this sounds *almost* similar to my fic from many moons ago called 'Beyond the Mountains' where Damian breaks up with Damian to return to the League, but Jon finds him and marries him anyway 😅

god, the idea of jon just NEVER giving up on him always just GETS ME. he loves Damian so much. He always has, and he ALWAYS will and its just. so emotional. 🥹

Damian's declines get less and less assertive as the years go on. Others in the League just assume he's Damian's defacto husband at this point 😂

#jondami #jonathan kent #damian wayne #au chattering #asks #anon

[doyouknowthischaracter]

(misreading dyktc anon) Oh man that recent animal crossing poll got me especially good. "Dyke poll: do you know this Butch?"

Man 😔

DYKTCs to Watch Out For: Butch from Animal Crossing, apparently

#dyktc chatter #asks #anonymous #not a poll #i hope there are some real butches in this latest batch of submissions anon #it'd do us all good

[dottcre]

I am once again thinking about Ttore. I just think he'd be cute in a skirt with pretty makeup getting fucked dumb till his mascara runs.

-🫀

cw: this is about one of dottore’s segments that i made up, mirror sex, ruined makeup, reader’s cock could be a strap so gn!reader

AHHHH HES SO CUTE <33 he’d be so hesitant to wear a skirt at first but as you fuck him he’d feel so embarrassed and good!! the slight humiliation from earlier faded away the moment your cock pressed against his lubed up hole. he’d mutter about how you have to “get on with it” already, but you both knew that he loved when you took your time. he looked so good from where you were, ass up in the hair and back arching slightly as he glanced at the mirror.

he looked even prettier later, mascara stained tears running down his face and lipstick smudged everywhere from kissing you messily. he looked so lewd, like something straight out of a porno. you can’t risk getting his clothes dirty, though, so you pulled him up, one hand playing with his nipples and the other jerking him off to his 3rd orgasm. he could barely stand looking at the cum splattered on the mirror as he blushed, deep red spreading onto his neck.

#@ letter from a dove #@ from 🫀 anon ! #@ segk chatter ! #genshin impact #il dottore #sub dottore #dom reader #sub character #sub genshin #genshin smut #dottore smut

[anonspiceart]

Aaaand that's a wrap on my backlog!! Expect this blog to be quiet for a wee bit, I think. I'm working on a bunch of colabs in my downtime rn so hopefully I'll still have some stuff to post here and there but obvs I have to like. Make sure the ppl I'm working with are cool with that lol. I have some progress sketches I might tag onto existing art for funsies too, I suppose.

For the most part I'm working on ✨The Comic ✨I'm going on vacation soon + still working out my flow so I can't give a launch date yet but progress is going better than expected and as a rough ETA, I'd say keep your eyes open in June!

#anon chatter

[shouta-edits]

Oh hey, how are you today? Hopefully well?

- 🍪

I'm fine; thanks. I'm a bit bored at work, but yeah, been doing alright. You?

#🍪 anon #anon chatter

[dadsbongos]

can you make a Itadori x reader where reader is gyaru please? :]

yuuji with a gyaru honey headcanons :) hehe

tried to keep as gender neutral as possible!! but reader is kinda feminine-coded, reader is implied to be like early 20s or laaate teens (18-19), didn’t place this anywhere in canon - just that at some point you two meet when he goes to tokyo

Knew of the subculture, obviously, but didn’t really know anybody who partook in it - especially since he grew up in a small town in the country where nobody was so bold (unlike in Tokyo, where you meet! omg)

Actually almost made you cry (dramatic) when you two first met because he referred to it as a trend 

Verbatim, his goofy ass said “Woah, I didn’t know people still followed that trend!” to your face

He likes how proud and confident you are though!! You don’t care if other people think it looks good because you think it looks good

The only reason you even cared what Yuuji had to say was because he implied your fashion was just another fad

He also likes how passionate you are, often pointing out your idols and collecting old magazines from the gyaru boom when you were little just to keep that early 2000s-ness thriving

“How do you have no idea who this is, Yuu?! That’s Na-chan!” and he thinks you’re so cute when you’re all flustered, giving him lil history lessons, “Helloooo? Suzuki, Nana! She was in Popteen!”

Whenever he has the extra cash, Yuuji also finds it fun to buy you accessories or clothes that fit your specific aesthetic of the gyaru umbrella

Even though he totally turns into a little mess when you end up loving what he gets and are grateful (which was the end goal btw lol, he just can’t handle it)

People who don’t know you two kinda assume that you made Yuuji dye his hair pink and just garner negative opinions about you corrupting some nice young man

Not that you care, and Yuuji knows that, but he still gets upset when people have poor impressions of his hottie partner

And you never tell Yuuji this, but you also assumed that he dabbled in a bit of hair bleaching when you both met - so you ask one day if he can help you with yours and he looks at you all “ :o ?”

“Me?” 🤨👈

As if bro doesn’t have bright pink hair

He does try to help if you decide to wear colored contacts though!! And by help I mean… he wants to be emotional support 

“You’re stronger than me, babe, I would’ve puked getting my finger that close to my eye.”

Hey he tries!!!!

He also likes sitting with you to do your makeup, he finds the process very hypnotizing

Like his own personal grwm video 🙂 wow

He can just blabber on and on and on about whatever while you hum and put your face on

Sometimes for no reason at all, he’ll go from staring at you to staring at the mirror and then back at you

Like if you asked he would actually have no answer as to WHY this mf does that, he just… does

Starts carrying special metal straws around for you so you don’t have to worry about ruining your lipstick if you get a drink in public that doesn’t have a straw (all WASHED and CLEAN and kept SECURELY, don’t worry babe✋ HE’S got you)

And just in case this dude’s green flags couldn’t be more apparent - he’s the type where if you wear thigh high, or generally long, socks/leg warmers then he makes sure they’re in place all day

He gets on a knee and fixes them up so you don’t have to sit or bend down <3

#yuuji x reader #yuji x reader #yuuji itadori x reader #yuji itadori x reader #itadori x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x you #jjk drabbles #anon chatter :) #omg i havent used that tag in so long... #oops

[barrenclan]

isnt it fascinating that if Pinepaw was quicker and finished Saturn before she spoke, that Defiance wouldnt probably found out about BarrenClan. or at least, not so soon. my boy really is the eye of the storm or whatever Nightberry said. insane domino effect!

One of the major themes in this story is the lack of control we have over the world, both in the things we set in motion and the things that others do without our knowledge. Destruction or salvation can rest on a completely arbitrary decision, made by someone miles or years away from you, and a lot of life is learning how to operate within those boundaries. Or that's what I think, anyways.

#ask #anon #chatter

[m1d-45]

-Pari Anon

Pari!Reader gets sad when their leaf mask gets torn. Whether they were playing too rough or Wei (the cat in the inn lobby) tore it, they lost their mask. They have those sad anime eyes (the cutely exaggerated ones). They want to fix it, but no one else knew about that leaf mask.

They stay gloomy for the rest of the day until Xiao comes back.

The next day, they see a little replica of Xiao’s mask made from wood. It was sitting near their nest. When they tried it in, it was light but sturdy. Who could have gotten it for them? How was it so detailed? Who could have known? Oh well. Time to play, little Pari thinks.

Xiao didn’t have the heart to just leave them after he heard them crying when the leaf mask was ripped. He might have put a charm on this one so it wouldn’t break as easily.

[ previous post ]

xiao was better than this. the last yaksha, conqueror of demons, the bane of all evil himself.. searching the plains of liyue well into the night for a suitable piece of wood to carve. it wasn’t for an offering, it wouldn’t be turned into an incense bowl or statue, it was neither for a critical repair or somehow enchanted to be a danger. no, this wood would be used for a far more frivolous purpose: you.

you, who he’d been watching from the roof as you played on the balcony below. you with your mock spear and wei with his paws, uselessly batting at each other in a play fight. he thought it was ridiculous, really—your thin wings would surely bleed beneath any monster’s claws, better you learn to run away from danger—but had watched. it was harmless fun. you ducked behind the potted bonsai for protection, racing around the trunk and likely making the poor cat dizzy, when a harsh rip echoed into the night. you stopped, looking behind you as the two halves of your ‘mask’ fluttered to the floor, torn by one of the branches of the tree. his only thought was that you weren’t hurt, watching as wei tackled you off the pot and onto the floor, but you squirmed free quickly, floating over to the remains… sadly? wei followed, sniffing the leaves, but you didn’t seem interested in playing anymore. you sat by the leaves for far too long, not even moving when wei curled up beside you.

it was nothing. it was a leaf tied around your head with another’s stem, bound to rot and flake away anyway, but you were sulking the next day. he never thought he’d return to his makeshift room and have you not fly up to him with a cloud of chirps, and he quickly decided he didn’t like it. if you were sad you lost your mask, then he’d just have to get you a new one.

he kicked at the remains of a campfire, stomping out the remaining embers. an abandoned adventurer’s camp of some sort, the air free of any malicious warnings. besides the remains of the campfire were a few stray logs, likely spare firewood. he dug through the measly pile, pulling out a log. there was no rot, water damage, no sign of bugs or anything else that would ruin the wood. without another thought, he tucked it under his arm, turning and vanishing into the wind.

he had left when you were already asleep, so he could go straight to his room, but he made a stop first. yanxiao hardly jumped when he turned from the stove, though he did eye the log in his hands strangely.

“what can i get you?”

“i need to borrow a knife.”

“…” he laughed, propping his hands on the table in front of him, and xiao grit his teeth. an adepti, reduced to this… “what, did you lose your spear?”

“of course i didn’t,” he snapped, “but i’m not foolish enough to think i can use a spear to carve wood.”

yanxiao nodded in understanding, reaching into his pocket for a small flip knife. it was barely as long as one of his fingers, the handle a dark wood. “this should do, i think.” he threw the knife underhand, and xiao caught it with ease. the blade flicked out easily, sharp to the touch. “remember to cut away from you, yeah?”

his grip tightened on the knife, leaving without thanks.

safely in the shadow of his room, xiao finally relaxed. one by one, he removed his guards and charms, quietly setting them in their respective places. you were curled up in your bed as always, none the wiser as he stepped out onto the balcony. he sat facing the moon, setting his mask on the floor beside him. again drawing the small knife, he braced the wood in his lap and began to carve.

yanxiao was many things, but a fool he was not. he had heard from verr about your mask tearing yesterday, about how you sat quietly on xiao’s terrace for the rest of the day in a pout. you were a strange guest, certainly, but you were xiao’s. he kept very limited company, and those he lingered around felt his affections quietly.

when flowers had blown off their tables prior to the reception of an important guest, a mysterious bundle of qingxin had found it’s way onto the reception desk to replace them. when the eccentric xianyun had stopped by for a ‘surprise lunch,’ a small note in familiar writing on his table told him her tastes. when your small, flimsy mask tore in two… well, he couldn’t wait to find out.

he worked as usual, trading guesses with verr as he helped ferry plates back and forth. would he fetch you new leaves in perpetuity? fetch new ones from your home nation of sumeru? find a new toy to distract you? neither of them had ever met a pari before, didn’t know what you wanted or needed to thrive, but they entertained themselves with nonsense speculation nontheless.

xiao showing up in his kitchen without warning was nothing out of the ordinary. yanxiao had learned to pick out the shift in air pressure that signaled his arrival, wiping off his hands and putting the washed vegetables aside. the flat expression on his face was also routine, but the log he held most certainly wasn’t. handcarved offerings weren’t all too uncommon in liyue, especially from an adeptus, but he had a feeling it wasn’t for rex lapis or another adepti.

the next question, of course, was what he would carve. verr suggests a wooden mimic of the leaf mask and he can’t hide the way that makes him laugh, his smile wider than usual as he greets customers.

that night, if you stood just quietly enough beneath the upper balcony and the wind blew the right way, you would hear the quiet scrape of wood and metal. and the next morning, if you were anywhere near the inn, you would likely see a bright pari weaving through the levels, eager to show off their brand new mask carved by the hero of dihua marsh himself.

#m1d : [chats] #m1d : [secrets] #pari anon #WHATS UP CHATTERS #IVE HAD THIS ASK FOR 323 DAYS #FEELING GOOD (LIE) #either next up or the one after is the promised fatuiposting because. because. b. because- #pari anon pretty please dont hate me 🙏 #im working on your other asks as we speak xoxo #i finally went through and logged all the asks in my inbox which ive been meaning to do forever #theres like 30+ of them but we ball we ball we ball we ball #feeling motivated n im going to try not to burn myself out again cause ngl? shit sucks #oh also happy 4/20 to those who celebrate