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Queen of the Graveyard Slot (2/4)
Vote for which Round 2 banished hottie will have the chance to take on the reigning Queen of the Graveyard Slot, Sherilyn Fenn, for the crown!
The winners of these polls will go on to a Final and the winner of the Final will go on to challenge Sherilyn Fenn!
No propaganda this round, you have 1 day to vote with your heart!
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What do you think of André?
hotty 😩 it's a shame the Americans hung him 😔 could have kept his hot ass on our side 💔
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Vampire Academy
The first 4 episodes of Vampire Academy were awesome. I haven't read the books, but I've seen the movie and I'm glad that we're finally getting more content.
I'm a big Lissa/Rose shipper, so when I heard that the TV show would be LGBT, I got very excited. Sadly, they aren't making the Lissa/Rose subtext canon, but there is going to be some f/f and there is already some established m/m. As for Lissa's male love interest, Christian, he's once again a sweetheart and a hottie (Dominic Sherwood in the movie, André Dae Kim in the TV show).
I also like that they cast a lot of POC, including J. August Richards.
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Andrée de Jongh (1916-2007).
Belgian Resistance member.
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Countess Andrée Eugénie Adrienne de Jongh, called Dédée and Postman, was a member of the Belgian Resistance during the Second World War.
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She trained as a nurse and became a commercial artist in Malmédy. She was 23 years old when the Germans invaded and occupied Belgium. De Jongh was described by a British airman she helped as a "frail young girl who appears twenty years [old], very pretty, pleasant, kind, cheerful, and simple."
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After German troops invaded and occupied Belgium in May 1940, De Jongh moved to Brussels, where she became a Red Cross volunteer, ministering to captured Allied troops.
De Jongh organised a series of safe houses for British soldiers, while also procuring civilian clothes so they would not be identified as well as false ID papers. Visiting the sick and wounded soldiers enabled her to make links with this network of safe-house keepers who were trying to work out ways to get the soldiers back to Britain.
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She organised and led the Comet Line (Le Réseau Comète) to assist Allied soldiers and airmen to escape from Nazi-occupied Belgium. The airmen were survivors of military airplanes shot down over Belgium or other European countries. Between August 1941 and December 1942, she escorted 118 people, including more than 80 airmen, from Belgium to neutral Spain from where they were transported to the United Kingdom.
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Arrested by the Nazis in January 1943, De Jongh was sent first to Fresnes prison in Paris and eventually to Ravensbrück concentration camp and Mauthausen. She was interrogated 19 times by the Abwehr and twice by the Gestapo. Although she admitted being the leader of the Comet Line to protect her father who was under suspicion, the Germans did not believe that this slight, young woman was more than a minor helper in the Comet Line.
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Although de Jongh survived in the concentration camps, she became gravely ill and undernourished by the time she was released by the Allied advance in April 1945. Many of her colleagues died in captivity. Her father, Frédéric de Jongh was arrested in June 1943 and executed in March 1944.
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After the war, de Jongh moved first to the Belgian Congo, then to Cameroon, next to Addis Ababa in Ethiopia, working in leper hospitals and finally to Senegal. In failing health, she eventually retired to Brussels.
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...while in Italy, Mia's potential boyfriends being a tease to her. 😉 @quack-and-yellow
#ac milan#i am pointing out on#andré silva#aka quack and yellow's portuguese hottie#and hakan çalhanoglu#aka quack and yellow's first love
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can you do the same thing you did with simcoe but with john andré instead please? 👀
Hey Nonny! Uh-huh, hard to do it without repeating myself... 😟 But let’s give it go - thanks for the prompt! 😉
Hi my name is Major John “Golden Boy” André and I have long golden hair (that’s how I got my nickname) with glossy waves and a ash-blonde braid that reaches my mid-shoulder and baby blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Duke of Wellington (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to John Graves Simcoe but I wish I was because although he’s a raving psychopath, he’s also a major fucking hottie. I’m a gentleman and my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an Adjutant General of the British Army, and in charge of British Secret Service in America where I’m for the fifth year (I’m twenty-five). I’m a New Romantic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red and gold. I love London Savile Row and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red coat with gold-fringed epaulets, gold braid and gold buttons, white ruffled shirt and black riding boots. I was wearing just a smidgen of red rouge to highlight my cheekbones and a black tricorn on my head. I was walking outside Rivington’s Gazette. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of junior officers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
#Anonymous#Nonny#John Andre#Turn: Washington's Spies#Turn AMC#revolutionary shenanigans#My Immortal#here goes...#thanks for the prompt!
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Temporary list of my stories and OC’s until one day I make a comprehensive and well made list:
Blinded:
Polli: My oldest OC and fun fact was my persona till she become edgy and I wasn’t 12 anymore. Everyone’s favorite yes yes I’m aware. Yellow, energetic, eats dirt and bugs, I can’t tell if she’s evil because of a wisp possession or just crazy. Breaks the 4th wall. Is she a Mary Sue???????? Who knows.
Melody: NOT Polli’s girlfriend despite Polli’s delousions. Has an abusive mom :(. Only has one eye and then no eyes and then robot eyes or smthn idk she becomes a badass when she gets older. But otherwise trembling in her shoes all the time.
Melodys Mom/Sharren: Bitch. Okay well all I’ll say is she’s old and grumpy and probably smells bad.
Louise: Total hotty, rich kid, FtM, got bullied as a kid for his weight. Had a squad of fans basically in high school. Lived with his mom after his parents got a divorce but his mom was semi abusive, projected her femininity onto him, and wouldn’t have been supportive of his transition, so between middle and high school he went to live with his dad and got his sex change and testosterone. His best friend in elementary and middle school stopped talking to him after his transition, and became his competition for the most attractive and sought after boy in school (except Louise is a sweetheart while his friend Tommy is a dick and really gross) His dad runs a company that specializes in technology, and after meeting and falling in love with Melody (even after all her abusive trauma and losing both her eyes) he has his dad and some of the developers create a way to get her vision back and I mean honestly I love him how could you not love him he’s so perfect.
Watching:
Fick: Big nerd boy with thick glasses. I feel like he’d use Reddit but don’t quote me on that. Big crush on Vivinya. Boy don’t wander into the woods- oh look dead body with a curse on it don’t touch it- aaaand now he has a wisp that makes him kill people, way to go kid. Panic attack central.
Vivinya: True crime girl, yucky yucky. Probably had a knife collection. “uwu I’m insane” except she actually is and starts using Fick to kill people for her and treats him like her “Yandere boyfriend” or something cringe and gross oh god. She deserves jail. JAIL. Needs to learn guys need to give consent too. Just overall sucks 1/10.
Tommy: I mentioned him early to be Louises ex best friend and rival. He used to have a crush on Louise actually but that don’t excuse being a BITCH!!!! Also needs to learn people gotta give consent he is just as gross as Vivinya. Cheats on all the girls he gets with because he’s again, a bitch. Idk if he deserved to get murdered though I mean he was still a teenager but it’s fine. Thinks of the song Seventeen from Heathers actually this story does feel a tad reminiscent of heathers with vivinya being a crazy and wanting to off a bunch of students. Huh.
Suzannie: Tommy’s older sister who’s a detective. What a coincidence. Monotone and depressed. Probably because her little brother got murdered. Gets real awkward when she’s talking about her brothers murder(s) to Fick and Vivinya like “when I find who did this to him they’ll regret being born”. Kind of really pretty actually.
Adolescents (there isn’t actually a story here yet but don’t worry about it shhhh):
Nelson: HIMBO HIMBO H- Jock stupid idiot big dork god he’s so awkward and his main personality trait is having a crush on Naomi and being a dork when talking to her. Probably could benchpress you.
Naomi: Gamer or something and a nerd geek. Her main personality trait is having a crush on Nelson and also being a dork when talking to him. Probably a weeb and fandom dweller. Can’t draw but she commissions artists to draw. She does write copious amounts of fanfiction though.
Andrés: Ohhh the school bad boy babyyyy. Baseball bat with nails in it or something. There’s like... A thing between him in Charlotte and he wants to be a thing but she’s being difficult and makes it hard to talk to her or about her and ugh.
Charlotte: Princess, high school princess. She’s actually pretty nice when you get to know her- but she’s a diva. Ballerina after school. Best friends with Naomi and doesn’t know what she’s talking about when she mentions ships or OTPs but she listens anyways because she’s a good friend. There’s like... A thing between her and Andrés but she doesn’t know if she’s super into him but geez he’s really hot but she gets such mixed responses when she asks her friends about it and what if it doesn’t work outttt.
Marlon: They/Them but they’re okay with either pronouns they aren’t sure yet, he or she is okay... Box boy box boy. Autism... He doesn’t want to admit He’s attracted to men but he’s totally attracted to men. He lives alone which is probably illegal for his age but somehow he manages. Everyone thinks he’s “the quiet kid” and he’s really sad about it no don’t make jokes like that please guys ahh-
Sing for Me:
Kat: The color pink, addahadda(adhd), angry and loud and short. For being only like 10 and being an adorable little lesbian dressing in sparkly pink dresses she actually likes screaming a lot and would totally sing heavy metal if her producers let her. Loud and mad but gets so soft around her girlfriend. “If anything happens to Brie I’m killing everyone in this room and then myself”.
Brie: French... Birds and stuff. Loves her girlfriend even though she is so loud. So fast. So much. Likes to write pretty things. Is only like an inch taller than Kat. Filled with so much love for everything.
Elliot: The girls manager. Lots of coffee. Stressed out of his MIND please help this man. Probably gay. Seems like a smug dick but he is just a tall and lanky dork that loves puppies and wants nothing more than for Kat and Brie to be happy. Accidentally brands them as sisters and then Kat kisses Brie and- oh fuck oh shit oh no what has he done. Hides the fan and non fan responses from them. Poor guy.
Horror Hosts:
Ichabod: Hot demon who’s the son of the current ruler of hell or something. I mean he’s hot, smart, and royalty, what more do you want. I very specifically hear the dub voice of Kyoya Ootori from OHHC as his voice don’t @ me. Goat legs????? Yeah??? Don’t be rude.
Barnabie: Ohhhhhhhhh big orc teddy bear I’m crying I love him????? He puts up a more confident ploy and the given stereotypical personality orcs supposedly have but he’s just a shy boy that wants to give girls flowers and call boys pretty. Help him.
Garrison: Gary Burger. Fat hairy gay man. I mean werewolf. Wouldn’t it be funny if I made the whole werewolf thing backwards and made him transform into a HUMAN only on the full moon??? Party animal, pun absolutely intended. LOUD AND FUNNY he’s a dork. Bites. Horny on main Garrison please you’re supposed pamper and flirt with the guests but not quite that much.
Vincenzo: Token Vampire but he’s Italian because I felt like it. Talk and lanky of course. Bitch face. Blood coffee? Yeah lots of coffee. Tired. Let him sleep in Ichabod. Steps on people. Can summon and reanimate corpses but has a bitter attitude towards them because they get annoyed with him as much as he gets annoyed with- everyone else. He does have a soft spot but idk where it is. When he’s talking to guests he’s more suave and sexy though.
Kai: Genderfluid haha get it because slime fluid-... I’ll stop. Probably objectively the hottest because they can look anyway they want and shift their vocals to sound like almost anything, also probably objectively the best in bed (if you’re okay with the texture of Jell-o) and honestly come on save some for the rest of us it’s not fair. This boy can SING oh my god seranade me and whisper in my ear baby. Spunky and sassy.
Hallvor: BABY OCTOPOD BOY OHHHHH I LOVE HIM HE’S SO SWEET AND IS AN ANGEL DARLING BOY SO EMBARRASSED SO SHY SOFTEST VOICE OHHH- ohhh nooo he’s got a knife ohhhhh Hallvor baby don’t be like that ohhhh... Used to work in hentai actually (I wonder why) but quit because of immoral practices and good for him we love that. Okay he’s not actually a yandere or whatever but he DEFINITELY wants to squeeze you a little too hard and has those crazy eyes.
Carla: Main character of this OHHC monster clone. She sucks I don’t like her because listen listen she kills monsters as a living and when she tries to kill our boys here, Ichabod catches her and goes “no” but then the rest (not knowing her murderous intent) fall in love with her and Ichabod is like: “shoot well I’ll keep you alive and around but I’m watching you” and blah blah romance and feelings and character development and wow she seems like she’s grown to care about them... So Ichabod removes a curse he put to prevent her from harming them or leaving... AND THEN SHE STABS THEM ALL IN THE BACK IM CRYING. I mean she might have an extra reason for needing to kill them but I haven’t decided if I want to actually put it in the story yet so.
Fingertips:
Maria/Marianna: Was this goth angry chick and the head of these losers but after a failed heist, fire, and being betrayed and dropped from a window on a 3rd or 4th story down into flames, and going to the hospital and changing her name, she changed totally and become a soft pretty girl... And then the next three boys went “HEY BOSS WE FOUND YOU” and she went “oh no” and now she’s just an anxious wreck like “no no no no no I don’t shoot people in the face anymore no no no no no” And has a fear of hands. Also was Diamontés best friend in primary school and yes all these characters went to the K-12 school all the other characters do/did. Pretty voice. The story is mostly about her being anxious around all the other characters because who was it that betrayed her and dropped her into the flames below? Find out next week on th-
Nikki: He’s that character that you see and immediately go “oh he’s gross and is angry and is a bitch” and you’re right he is and has a cockney accent and screams a lot and probably swings a knife around a lot, but he’s got a sweet interior (somewhere in there... somewhere) Screamo heavy metal. Him and the rest of these character briefly talked about having a band and then they didn’t and then at the end of the story they do and although he plays guitar mostly, if he does do lead vocals he screams a lot. Bitch.
Anthony: Pretty boy but like the “was in the army” pretty boy vibe. Probably played football in highschool. Pyromaniac. Punches Nikki a lot. Almost gives himbo vibes sometimes, almost. Kind of likes the old timey cozy aesthetic. Plays the piano sometimes but “oh I’m not very good at it” Plays extremely well
Diamonté: TALL. Purple goth boy aesthetic hellll yeahhhh. CRAZY EYES AND THEY SPEAK VOLUMES WATCH OUT. Drums. The scary kind of quiet because he just smiles at you. Crowbar. Okay but he’s actually really sweet though. Secretly loves watching Anthony and Nikki get into fights so that’s why he rarely puts a stop to it. I think he’s a sadist. Can be a gentle giant, but can also be a not so gentle giant. The only time he’s really talkative is after copious amounts of booze.
Unnamed/Undesigned 1: Literally a pimp and he’s pretty gross. Blonde hair and pink and white clothes.
Unnamed/Undesigned 2: Chick that likes to throw knives and be angry and threatens Marianna a lot but in a quiet and monotone way, Marianna is pretty scared and hopes that these are just shallow threats uhhhhh.
Unnamed/Undesigned 3: Sells guns (without a lisence of course) and wears a bandana over his face a lot. Tired. Grumpy.
Unnamed/Undesigned 4: Like Marianna, was cold hearted and cool but then got caught in the fire and got all soft. He only has one eyes but how sweet his eyepatch is a heart. Recoved along side Marianna and they are good friends good friends tha- wait Marianna are you going back with them oh god you can’t do that oh dear oh no oh-
(I don’t have a story or name for these two but they’re my comfort ship OC’s and my current hyper fixaction right now):
Rodriquéz: I literally designed him with almost all the traits I find attractive in a guy other than freckles so as you can imagine I find him super HOT. I also designed his personality on what I find attractive from a guy so as you can imagine I find him super GREAT. But anyways he’s grumpy and closed off and monotone and smug. I really could go on for hours about how I want him to step on me I’m so sorry guys. Both him and Samantha give the “21 and having immature fun” vibes. They’re a thing but they like going to bars together and splitting off and doing their own thing (or doing someone else’s thing if you get what I mean haHhahHhahGahGhaha-) But so help them if anyone doesn’t oblige by the “no” from one of these two, someone’s gonna get beat up.
Samantha: (She literally just my personality shhhhh don’t tell anyone it’s a secret) Bubbly, energetic, a little shy by extroverted, bombshell blonde or something? It took me way too much time and effort to design her but I’m really happy with how I finally designed her, I love her outfit. She could kick me in the face and I’d say thank you. Girly drinks at the bar. Got that trauma and anxiety™️ secretly though. Skips and jumps a lot. As I’m typing this I keep looking up at the drawing of her and more and more I would want her to also step on me.
(Space Story I don’t have a nice title for):
Unnamed/Undesigned 1: So... Funny story this story originally was with me and uh... My ex I guess... So I gotta replace the MC’s... Whoops ahaha... Awkward. But anyways the MC is a robot and a girl and is a slight tsundere or smthn.
Unamed/Undesigned 2: Has a space ship, works for this organization in space that protects the galaxy. Is cocky, lazy, sly, oblivious, and an idiot. The love interest- obviously. Probably accidentally committing space crimes. (Like space pirating hAHAHA-) Kind of cool when he wants to be.
Dandelion/Dandy: CAT. WITH A JET PACK. Kind of an asshole. Fun fact used to be Polli’s cat but then when the Second MC crash landed on earth she was like “fuck this noise I’m going with space boy laterz” (okay she can’t talk but she thought it).
Zizii: Lesbian alien? Yeah???? Okay but I mean her main character trait is being a dorky back alley doctor and engineer obsessed with the MC because they’re a sentient robot with emotions and a lazer arm and rocket boots WOW!!!!!!!!
Story I want to revive:
So I had a story I started writing a long time ago about this tech theatre kid that had a crush on this other theatre kid character, but in a play that other character has to kiss another person for the show, and as the story progresses the MC convinces themselves that it isn’t just a play and that their crush actually loves and is kissing that other kid. And in the play, that other character is supposed to die. Show night comes along and they die, but like actually, and by the hands of the MC (Idk maybe like a light falls on em or smthn). So it’s a grotesque scene the audience sees as just an act. (Mutters I dunno I think my idea’s cool...) So I’ve been wanting to design these characters and work more on the story but I’m busy being obsessed with Rodriquez and Samantha so. (And the Horror Host Club too I love them too still).
Other Characters that either don’t have a specific story or are kind of like background characters:
Jacqueiliquinne Merril: Sara Berry vibes from 35mm (go look up The Ballad of Sara Berry, maybe like an animatic idk the first one that comes up is nice) But otherwise rich, pretty, popular, bitch. Tries to like, steal Louise from his squad and it’s like bro that’s unnecessary who hurt you that’s so rude. She gives Nui from Kill La Kill Vibes too. Oh she knows her name is long and annoying but you have to say the whole thing.
Brianna: Jaqueiliquinne’s sister. Big titty goth gf??? She’s pretty popular too and kind of a bitch too but to a much lesser degree. Her and he sister throw hands a lot when no one is around, you know, “THEY GIRLS ARE FIGHTINNGGGG”.
The Louise Fan Club: 4 characters I haven’t named yet. One writes fanfiction of Louise and shares it with the others and with him sometimes and although he thinks it’s a bit weird he also finds it a tad endearing and supports her. One is an aspiring photographer and is constantly asking Louise to model for him. One is an artist and draws Louise all the time. And one is an aspiring musician who writes songs based of Louise’s relationships which again he finds a little weird but endearing and supports her.
The Jacquiliquinne Merril Fan Club: Genderbent-ish (I say ish because one of the characters is a little bit less defined gender wise) versions of the Louise Fan Club. Yes I’m lazy, and no they don’t get along with them, infact they hate each others club with a passion.
Unnamed/Undesigned: I wanna make some hacker kid just because I wanna have one.
Unnamed/Undesigned: I also really wanna have a super cutesy magical girl and then a really super duper generic boring character probably like star vs the forces of evil idk I never watched that show but it looks cute.
Me: I exist in the universe fukc you I can do what I want it’s my story and I get to chose the who also if you wanna be in the mess of a universe go ahead draw yourself with my OC’s I allow and encourage and appreciate it. I literally made the Horror Host Club as a sort of Harem story and you are absolutely allowed to make out with them if you’re a monster fucker DO it GO ahead it’s canon.
and that is ALL I have FOR now
Knowing me I’ll make like 12 more characters by July, and I mean I need more characters for the high school anyways so...
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Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile
Never regret anything that made you smile
by JosyRosy
Felix and Adrien are the twin sons of Famous Fashion Designer Gabriel Agreste. Adrien is the shadowed twin, he still is the cover of many magazines but Felix gets most of the interviews because Gabriel is worried what Adrien will say. But Adrien wouldn't talk crap about Gabriel's horrible parenting in an public interview, he would rather tear Gabriel down from the inside.
As for Marinette Dupain-Cheng she is a sweet girl with a secret. She doesn't like Felix because of his privileged behaviour and his spoiled rich boy nature. You can't say the same for Felix, he is in love with Marinette and will stop at nothing to pursue her.
Words: 443, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Nino Lahiffe, Félix Graham de Vanily, Félix (Miraculous Ladybug PV), Chloé Bourgeois, Sabrina Raincomprix, Alix Kubdel, Lê Chiến Kim, Max Kanté, Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth, Tikki, Plagg, Master Fu, Lila Rossi, Rose Lavillant, Juleka Couffaine, Luka Couffaine, Kagami Tsurugi, Emilie Agreste, Caline Bustier, Mylène Haprèle, Akuma Butterflies, André Bourgeois, Ms. Mendeleiev, Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Nathalie Sancoeur, Marc Anciel
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste & Chloé Bourgeois & Alya Césaire & Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Nino Lahiffe
Additional Tags: Some Fluff, adrienette - Freeform, LadyNoir - Freeform, lukaloe, nayla - Freeform, Miraculous Ladybug Rewrite, love square, adrien is a hottie, felix is trash, Some Swearing, there may be some trigger warnings so please watch out, Adrien and Felix are twins
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29097213
#AO3 Feed#FanFiction#AO3 Adrienette#🐱#❤️#🐞#Adrienette#Ladynoir#Miraculous Ladybug#♥#R:T#A:JosyRosy#Fluff
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I was tagged by @peachyisak (thank you for the tag baby 💗 ily)
RULES - List 10 songs you’ve been listening to the most and tag 10 people
(I usually listen to albums so I’m just going to shuffle my driving playlist)
🦋🌟🦋🌟🦋🌟
Break from Toronto by PARTYNEXTDOOR
Wolves by Kanye West ft Sia
HOTTIE by BROCKHAMPTON
Bad Dream/No Looking Back by Syd
Pink Matter by Frank Ocean ft André 3000
NEW MAGIC WAND by Tyler, The Creator
Dagenham Park by Blood Orange
Mardy Bum by Arctic Monkeys
Amanhã Tou Melhor by Capitão Fausto
Untitled by Rex Orange County
(I’m basic, don’t judge gkdngdn)
I tag: @dc34-me @isaksanas @isakogeven @passepameg @peaceanddeepexperiences @isaknewtons @zoodnetwork @orionsminutt @j4nn4s @glitteryevak (I know you tagged some of these people already so I’m sorry about the double tag)
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2019 (deel I)
De Faalhaas van het Jaar was al op 1 januari bekend. Ongekend en nog nooit vertoond. Normaliter gaat het op die datum over het aantal afgeknalde vingers, handen en doden ten gevolge van ''hiep hiep hoi vuurwerkpret'' en het aantal uitgebrande auto's. Niet dit jaar. Dit jaar ging het op 1 januari over de bijna-ramp in Scheveningen. Met maar 1 hoofdverantwoordelijke: Pauline Krikke. De burgermoeder van die gemeente had haar fiat gegeven aan een vreugdevuur dat boven de 60 meter uitkwam. De beelden van de bouw deden bij mij de rillingen over mijn rug lopen. Beelden vanuit een drone lieten perfect zien hoe hoog deze stapel was. De bouwers moesten zelfs met hoogwerkers naar beneden gehaald worden. Ieder normaal denkend mens kon op z'n vingers aanvoelen dat er risico's aan deze onderneming zaten verbonden. Toch gaf moeke Krikke toestemming en de gevolgen waren bijna desastreus. Met een beetje pech had Scheveningen in lichter laaie gestaan en waren er dodelijke slachtoffers te betreuren geweest. Als de wind de andere kant had opgestaan was Buckingham Palace tot de grond afgebrand. Waren we wel in 1 klap van die verschrikkelijke Engelse royals af geweest. Ieder nadeel heeft zijn voordeel zei een wijs man eens. Pauline Krikke heeft aangetoond dat een plucheklever en vergadertijger (zie haar lijst van nevenfuncties op Wikipedia) geen garantie voor een goede burgemeester is. Zij is een brokkenpiloot en een vrouw zonder enige uitstraling.
In 2017 werden we op unieke wijze verwend in de categorie Slet van het Jaar. Dat was het jaar waarin de bloedgeile GILF Patries zich voor het oog van mee glurend Nederland in haar muiltje liet pissen. Dat terwijl ze later bekende dat ze eigenlijk helemaal geen fan van plasseks is. In ieder geval maakte het de boys van GeenStijl de pis niet lauw. Die plaatsten het filmpje op hun site en de tamtam deed de rest. Dit jaar hadden we het bijna moeten doen met Iris Hond en Marco Borsato. Saaiere seks kan ik me werkelijk niet voorstellen. Als gelauwerd en cum laude afgestudeerd pornodeskundige kan ik melden dat mensen niet geïnteresseerd zijn in beelden van die twee saaie droogkloten. Die zijn van de afdeling kraak noch smaak en missen beide de pornofactor. Misschien een leuk setje voor een kerst cd, maar geiler wordt het niet. Gelukkig werd 2019 gered in deze categorie door MILF Bridget Maasland en haar toyboy Dreetje. Vooral het verhaal van het wild zoenende stel waarbij het slipje van hottie Bridget op haar enkels zat gaf voor mij de doorslag. In gedachten zie ik junior zijn best doen tussen haar benen. Ik ben fan van stouterikjes en fouterikjes en Bridget is een schoolvoorbeeld van een stoute foute vrouw. Geil, geiler, geilst. MILF Maasland is by far mijn Slet van het Jaar. De Anti Slet van 2019 is zonder enige concurrentie die ijskast van Tim Hofman. Zelfs een kennel vol met Lassie’s likken die droge muts niet nat.
Het Johnny de Molletje van het Jaar is Greta Thunberg. Misschien een schat van een kind, maar ze zou niet misstaan in een aflevering van SYNdroom. Het schijnt dat ze is afgewezen bij de Jostiband, omdat ze een triangel niet van een blokfluit kon onderscheiden. Toch zitten er grote voordelen aan haar verkiezing van Person of the Year bij het blad Time Magazine. Het laat zien dat zelfs de meest verknipte figuren kans maken op zo'n titel. Sinds haar uitverkiezing zijn zanger Rinus, Herman ''I am a dancer'' en André ''Wat ben je lelijk van dichtbij'' Pronk serieuze kandidaten voor een MTV Award geworden. Zo snijdt het mes toch nog aan meerdere kanten. Dat een zichzelf serieuze politicus noemende man als Jesse Klaver openlijk de polonaise start na de uitverkiezing van dat hysterische wicht zegt alles over het niveau van die eikeltjespyjama. Eerst was het de zure regen, toen het gat in de ozonlaag en ineens vloog ultra-links in de gordijnen want stikstof, want PFAS, want CO2. De grootste PvdA engerd uit de geschiedenis van die partij zag er meteen brood in en is na zijn smadelijke nederlaag bij de Europese verkiezingen het klimaat geweten van Europa geworden. De man die zou opstappen als hij niet de opvolger van Juncker de Druncker zou worden. Tot zover een man een man, een woord een woord. Frans Timmermans is niets meer dan een megalomane machtswellusteling.
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Andrés’ vault baseball team jersey was #12, and Butch wrote “inches” right below it as a Funny Joke (HAHA GOT EM TM) but it only made him popular with the fellow vault hotties
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Hi my name is Eclipsa Crepuscule Butterfly and I have mid length ocean green hair with blue shadows and lime highlights that reaches my shoulders and dead mauve eyes like a dying lilly and a lot of people tell me I look like Adriana Caselotti (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to André Roussimofft but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm over three hundred years old but I don’t look a day over 25. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and right now I’m imprisoned in a Castle in Mewni where I'm awaiting a trial (I'm twenty nine). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) but I wear mostly rose colors. I love Elie Saab vintage and I buy all my clothes from her.. For example today I was wearing a velvet rose victorian dress with matching ribbon wrapped around my waist and a pale lilac trim, flesh colored lace opaque gloves and fitted pointed boots. I was wearing rose lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and violet shadow. I was feeding the birds outside Mewni Castle. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was mild about. The Magic High Commision stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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which people do you find the most attractive on the island?
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well… that’s very forward of you. but i shouldn’t keep you from guessing. it’s super hard to pick considering this whole damn island is so full of hotties; nevertheless, shout out to them for being my latest eye candy. most definitely : andrés, ara, and mattie.
@principeandres @aramintiax @ofsunkisses
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Most interesting newcomers?
Lochlan Campbell: He’s the rugged bad boy that we’ve been missing. Effie Fairmont: Six inch heels, she walked in the club like nobody’s business.Madison Bauer: Hottie with a body.Gabriela Casillas: Gotta love a ferocious mama bear. Plus, she reminds me of someone I know.André Garcia: Cutie with a booty.
@lochlancampbell, @notsofairmont, @madisonxbauer, @gabrielaccasillas, @wtfandre
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BTN-Hottie Patrick Fabian schmust mit hübscher Unbekannten! Bei Berlin - Tag & Nacht lässt Patrick Fabian (31) als André nichts anbrennen: Die Frauen liegen dem strippenden Fitnesstrainer in der Serie reihenweise zu Füßen und der Blondie nimmt jede Gelegenheit wahr, um eine Frau ins Bett zu kriegen.
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World cup 2018 hottie appreciation post 2/8 - Group B
Morteza Pouraliganji | Iran
Mohammad Reza Khanzadeh | Iran
Saeid Ezatolahi | Iran
Youssef Ait Bennasser | Morocco
Cedric | Portugal
André Silva | Portugal
Alvaro Odriozola | Spain
#world cup#world cup 2018#wc 2018#team spain#team iran#team portugal#team morocco#alvaro odriozola#andré silva#cedric#Youssef Ait Bennasser#Saeid Ezatolahi#Mohammad Reza Khanzadeh#Morteza Pouraliganji#football
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