#and uh fair warning

[sexynetra]

Saw these photos and decided the world needed a Plane Jane skating fic… so here you go 😅

Read on Ao3

#yes I wrote this in a single afternoon #it has NOT been edited so if there’s mistakes… Oopsies :) my bad :) #drag race #rpdr #rupaul’s drag race #plane Jane #✈️ #nymphia wind #planymphia #Denali foxx #Denali on ice #drag race 16 #drag race s16 #rpdr 16 #rpdr s16 #RuPaul’s drag race 16 #RuPaul’s drag race s16 #my writing #drag race fanfic #drag race fanfiction #also it’s my first time writing planymphia be nice!! #but also if you have advice on characterization lmk #and uh fair warning #I didn’t mean for it to get smutty but it did a little bit #so #Oopsies?

[imgae-insertshockedgasps-16]

okay i've seen a few Just Some Guy!danny aus and they've consumed my brain so here you go, it's under the cut, you're welcome and thank you (ps it also combines part of a prompty type thing i saw the other day, props if you know it)

Danny was not entirely sure how he got here.

He was just walking along, bopping to some great interdimensional tunes, eating his tuna fish sandwich - with ectoplasm and pickles, of course - when KABLOW there's this big ole tightie-whities-on-the-outside wearing guy.

Now, Danny's not great at keeping up with the times, but he's pretty sure this is that Superman dude.

Said SuperDude was staring at his headphones and making vague "hey take them out pls so can converse" gestures, so naturally Danny pops the Interdimensional Walkman out of his chest to pause his wicked music, and then puts the whole kit and kaboodle back behind his rib cage.

"What's up? Did you need help or something? I mean, I'm pretty solidly retired but I guess if it's super important I can-"

SuperGuy abruptly stopped staring and started speaking, "Uh- no, no, thank you. Although I'm sure you could be helpful if I did need you! But, ah, well, was that a Walkman?"

Ohhhhh, Danny totally gets it now.

"Oh, dude, I gotchu. You want me to hook you up, right? Don't even worry about it, I know a guy who'll give you one a these babies for free! You're Kryptonian, right? Yeah, I totally get it, you wanna listen to some music from your home planet, no problemo my newly-minted friend, give me, like, ten seconds-"

And so Danny tore open a neat little portal and stuck his head through it, asking Technus to pretty please give him another Interdimensional Walkman, no he didn't even break this one-! He ran into a Kryptonian who heard him rockin out and wanted to know where he got the beats, and he'd told them that he could hook them up! C'mon Technus, you can't let them down! They're all lonely! They want to learn about their culture!

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Clark has no idea what's happening.

He had been searching for this ear-splitting, headache-inducing noise, and had come across a guy dancing down the sidewalk.

Not unusual, right?

Except that the terrible noise was coming from this man's - kid's?? He can't quite tell how old he is - headphones!

Of course, he didn't want to be rude, so he politely gestured for the man to remove the headphones. The man then proceeded to reach into his chest and pull out some kind of - Walkman?? Do people still use Walkmans?

Clark was naturally concerned, so he activated a spot of x-ray vision, just to see what's going on in there, and was promptly horrified.

This man was using his chest cavity as a storage compartment!

Two wallets, a key ring, a lunch box, some sort of odd thermos, bits and bobs of random parts and tools were all tangled around - and occasionally in - this guy's organs!

Suddenly, Clark realized that he'd been staring for a while, and the man was now talking. Something about coming out of retirement to help, oh dear, Ma would knock him around the head if he kept being so rude, "Uh- no, no, thank you. Although I'm sure you could be helpful if I did need you! But, ah, well, was that a Walkman?"

And now he was speaking rapidly, something about music from Krypton? Clark's pretty sure that not a whole lot survived the explosion, and he'd be pretty surprised if this guy just happened to have-

A vaguely Lazarus colored portal??

What in the world-

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"Thanks Technus! You're the best! I owe you one non evil scheme related favour!"

Danny zips up the portal and turns around, fiddling with the tapes and Walkman in his hands as he goes.

"Here you go! I wasn't entirely sure what genre you'd want, I don't really listen to a whole lot of Kryptonian stuff to be honest, it's usually too heavy on the vocal for me- not that vocals aren't great! But I want a whole band experience, yaknow? I'm not really looking for individual singers. Anyway, I just had him go for a couple songs of each major genre, but if you want something different you can totally-"

"Wait, hold on, you're telling me that there's Kryptonian music on those tapes? Playable by that Walkman?"

"Uh, well, yeah. Isn't that why you tracked me down? And, technically, I mean, they're ectoplasmic tapes and an Interdimensional Walkman, so. Hey, did you know that kryptonite is actually super-condensed ectoplasm? And since it's filled with the anguish and suffering and fear and whatnot of your entire home planet dying, it only negatively affects your species! Pretty cool right? Oh, shit, was that insensitive, I really didn't mean to be, I just thought that maybe you'd want to- ACK!"

Danny was not expecting SuperMuscles to get so close. He thrust out the IW and tapes and dropped them into SuperFellow's hands, "Listen, I gotta run. I'm supposed to be at a o-chem study group right now and they're totally gonna be pissed. Hit me up if you want a different tape."

And the proceeded to run in the opposite direction, duck into an alley and turn invisible, and fly over to the cafe his study group was in.

"Listen, I know I'm late but you'll never believe why-"

#that's it i'm done #fair warning- i am not a superman expert and the characterization is prolly wrong #but uh yeah #brain worms #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp #dc #dc comics #superman #danny fenton #he's Just Some Guy #that's how he sees himself #and how the people who know him see him #like yeah he's a little odd #but so are most people

[theminecraftbee]

Gem lies back, between Scott and Impulse. Their blood still tastes sharp and iron at the back of her throat, which is a little silly, given that it's not like she licked them or something. There's no reason she should taste anything. She just... stabbed them, when they asked her to.

Stabbed them, because they knew they had to go red eventually, and for the sake of the team they wanted her to win.

Stabbed. Scott and Impulse.

Here's the thing: she'd told herself she wouldn't feel guilty, and she'd told herself this ages ago, when she started leading people to the End to see if the dragon would kill them. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty, because clearly, she wouldn't let these games wear her down the way they do some people. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty because people like to mistake her for a prey animal when she's a predator, and guilt would give the game away. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty, because why feel guilty over having fun? It's just a game. A bloody, bloody game. She told herself she wouldn't feel guilty.

She told herself. She told herself.

There's no reason to feel guilty. She enjoyed herself, the rush of blood when running with Pearl, and then the heady feeling of having life, life, life running through her. She's pretty sure, despite being a red name, she has the most life anyone ever has in these games. It makes sense! Life and death are all wrapped up together, and Scott had choked on his own blood before he went down, even though she'd tried to make it quick, and as he gurgled over the injury she'd inflicted she'd felt life running in her and her heart pounding and everything getting dizzy and--

It doesn't matter. They told her to do it. She shouldn't feel guilty. Impulse had smiled at her. It had been a lovely smile. She hadn't known what to make of it.

And she closes her eyes and sees the life leave his.

But she shouldn't feel guilty. She tried to make it quick. Impulse had turned around, told her to do it like killing a chicken, destroying the brain stem so that he doesn't have to feel it, those last few minutes. It's fast. Humane. Like killing a chicken. Almost impersonal, except that he'd been so gentle, and they both had Scott's blood on them, and there was so much blood, and she likes blood. This whole game, that's been the point. She likes blood.

Impulse had died surprisingly bloodless but he'd screamed, for just a moment, because she doesn't actually know how to make it fast and humane, even if it's supposed to be like killing a chicken, and she'd felt--

Felt--

She'd felt good, is the thing. It had felt good, even though he'd taken several blows to bring down, in the end. Even though she hadn't managed to make it quick. Even though, for a moment, he'd been terrified, and then after that, he'd convulsed, twitching on the ground, and she hadn't known if he was able to feel that at all. These are games. They're supposed to be fun. She won't feel guilty, she tells herself. There's no reason to feel guilty.

They told her they loved her, afterwards. Quietly, through actions and words. They told her not to feel guilty. It's in her nature.

One does not blame a lion for biting when it's given meat. It's in their nature.

This is her nature. This is what she is. She knows that now. That's what this has all taught her, this game she's playing. She knows well what she is; everyone will know well what she is, when next they take her in.

And maybe that's why, as she starts laughing, she can't stop from feeling guilty for what will happen next.

#secret life smp #secret life spoilers #geminitay #a bee fic #gore #YEAH UH FAIR WARNING FOR SOME BRUTAL DESCRIPTIONS THERE #anyway I LOVE GEM SHE'S SO GIRLBOSS. also i think this may be the moment where c!gem realizes Oh No This Isn't All Fun Games #where she realizes sometimes her friends will die. for her sake. #because they want her to win. #and that's something different from hunting because she's the one who wants to win #is that really love? #anyway I BELIEVE IN GEMINITAY SUPREMACY LET'S GOOOOOO

[pizzpizzapizzo]

the saga continues, 2/?, < Previous --- Next >

btw it's been brought to my attention that himbo may not be the optimal descriptor for Pizzahead and yeah, i'll have to concede. So this AU shall be henceforth known as Hanlon's Razor (aka "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity") AU

#i uh... fair warning i may have dug myself a little too deep with this one ;;;; #i have ideas for several more parts in-game; pre-game AND post-game #pizzahead #pizzahead pizza tower #pizza tower AU #Hanlon's Razor AU #Peppino #pizza tower #art tag #comic

[saint-nevermore]

a pair of drakes get in a disagreement over a basking spot

#i have a few sketches like this so uh fair warning. very little actual lore here. i dont know where these drakes are in the family tree lol #i've just been wanting to throw stuff around more #i like this design but ill refine it when the time is right! for now ponder at the new beasts and erm.... strange foliage #fraizer draws #nevverse #dragons #drakes #fantasy #creature design

[blueskittlesart]

Not a request, but after the past few posts I wanted to let you know that I saw the Detective Conan 4D / live action show at USJ last week and that was my first official introduction to the series. Seriously considering going down this rabbit hole now.

go forth and enjoy batshit insane detective stories. ignore the fact that theres 1125 chapters this is a normal manga that will definitely end someday

#this is the best & most complete version of it ive found! it does use the localized names tho. so. jimmy kudo rachel moore etc etc #you can get the anime too ofc but the dub is um. interesting shall we say. it does have jerry jewell who is a national treasure #but they uh. make some interesting localization choices. and ive never watched the sub so idk how good it is #anyway once again fair warning this manga is batshit fucking insane ridiculously long and incredibly text heavy #but i love it <3 so #edit: nevermind the chapter i just read pissed me off dont read this manga #how do you write this many murder mysteries and not know that theres a very clear difference between entrance and exit gunshot wounds #THE GIMMICK DOESNT EVEN WORK. YOU CANT MISTAKE AN EXIT WOUND FOR AN ENTRANCE WOUND ESPECIALLY NOT AT POINT BLANK RANGEEEEE #sigh. being american sucks i wish i didnt know enough about guns to pick out the problem with that. anyways skip chapter 555 it sucks

[tapalslegacy]

Would anyone like to have a thread with Grand Inquisitor!Cal ?

#fair warning he's a dick but uh... i swear he has redeemable qualities deep DEEP DEEP under the surface #if your muse is an imperial would be very happy to plot! #𓇻 〵 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇. ( ooc )

[akolnoix]

i will never, NEVER, NEVER give up on living happily!!

idk how to even describe heisei pistol show except to say that it is absolutely worth playing. the most devastating ???/10 game of all time

#heisei pistol show #the way this game has been living in my head since i played it.... #my god is it a strange piece of art created with raw heart and soul. #fair warning it's got a lot of flashing light and it's uh....emotionally devastating. with the deaths of lgbt ppl #also there is some racism (in a thankfully very short section) in depicting american indigenous and black people.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Hi there! This is out of the blue, but whenever I remember that the game calls Comte "hedonistic", I think of the Björk song, "Venus as a Boy" which is... *fans self*

Hiya! Welcome welcome 🌸

And man, I had to look this song up (I am but a young and new gay in this world) and now I'm just staring at the wall, sighing a little. I especially love the implications of it because I'm just not really all that femme, like Comte is definitely prettier than me and honestly? I love it for me, pop off gorgeous I'll be here to carry your shopping bags and bask.

I also just love the sense of humor line, because I really do love how silly goofy Comte is--he never fails to make me laugh! It's a big point of attraction for me, and he definitely makes me melt 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#asks #minnie mumbles #ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #fair warning yall this song has some spicy implications #otherwise should be sfw in terms of just sound #i do love it when songs remind me of him though #lately a few of hozier's songs keep bringing him to mind #like angel of small death? makes me think of a younger comte #nfwmb is present comte to me #im also v partial to sunday morning by maroon 5 (before adam levine was revealed to uh.......*gestures vaguely*) #take me to war by the crane wives makes me think of his mcs in certain aus #if yall think of any songs that remind you of him feel free to add #i honestly live to hoard more music--esp if it makes me think of him #there is one song ik in another language that is so terrifyingly accurate it lowkey scares me #im like COMTE!? every time i listen to it #basically the singer (woman) describes her love as a kind of social butterfly #the center of every conversation--the most captivating dancer in the room #that everyone stays at the party if only for a moment of his time #chorus reads 'you are so much like gold / you glitter like a sapphire (yellow) / it breaks my heart in two' #LIKE THIS WAS PERFORMED IN 1969 #HEWWO #who out here with a crush on comte share your location i just wanna t a l k #apparently she walked so i could run damn

[smokbeast]

Lewey’s mornings are always a surprise

#also i see new followers hi I will be posting og works here also with my ocs so uh it won’t always be Fnaf just fair warning #i get hyperfixations with me and my wife’s ocs JDMFM #doodles #comics #art #my art #monsters #monster art #skeleton #skeleton oc #wife oc #Minerva #Lewis #my ocs #Im so unwell about these two

[cilil]

Quick note

I already updated the general request info post earlier, but just as a heads-up: 2024 is a busy year for me and frankly I've already taken on more than I should (so much for the resolutions).

Yes, you can still drop ideas for all prompts I have remaining and I've gotten the messages, but just know that it can take a while and don't be disappointed. Feel free to drop me a message if you have any questions about any specific project ♡

#i know it may seem weird that i ask what you wanna see for several events only to then tell you it'll take a while #it's just that i like my lists filled out #also i uh was a bit overzealous indeed #so yeah just wanna issue a fair warning i suppose #and i do feel bad if i take long to complete stuff but at the end of the day this is a hobby

[kicktwine]

ok i made it. if you nerds want one you can get one too!

#I don’t have my own store yet… rebubbo #ach i wish i had like a discount code to give you #its just redbubble though. so itll stay up there for a bit so i can get my Car Sticker and then maybe itll get bonked! #playing uh. Fast and loose with the mouse. He doesn’t scare me #khux #fair warning redbubble stickers arent the sturdiest on cars #the ones on my laptop have lasted AGES #but i know what im doing when i say i want this sticker on my car. it wont be permanent

[saturnrambles]

saturn here! quick note:

just to make things less cluttered, i’ve made this alt account!! it’ll be for more unfiltered reblogs, rambles, whatever. so if you’re interested in seeing all that, it’ll be over here!

my main blog is gonna be more for writing, art, and asks, so i’ll still be posting there too ofc!

#fair warning #there’s probably gonna be very very little star wars content here lol #i’m really just gonna be reblogging all the stuff i like #and uh right now that’s minecraft lol #saturn sends thoughts

[rithiathemoth]

Empty Bliss and Ending of Time are good Iterator names. I wish I could use the full names, but I think they're a little too long for an Iterator.

The theme they'd share might be interesting in the world as side-plots, like saving an Iterator from decay

#if you get it.. uh... yeah #iterators even more horrifying than IANLM/Endless Imagination #(fair warning if you try and find these albums as a first-time listener plz be careful)

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

So here's the lovely little freaks :]

Phoenix: Augustus Lambert

Maya: Melinoe Obsidian

Edgeworth: Delilah Brooks

Gumshoe: Salvador

Mia: Julie Lambert

Judge: Gloria

Gregory: Elias Lambert

Von Karma: Ione Brooks

Yonni Yagi: Oscar

Important info for the au (it's very different from canon OC lore so just ignore any trains and tragedy lore you may have seen)

Augustus and Delilah are siblings (I'm removing any and all romantic implications btw) and their parents are Gary and Ione. Ione hated Augustus cause he was a problem child (autistic kid in an unsupportive NT family) so she got rid of him and he was adopted by Elias Lambert.

One day in his 20s, he finds out his long lost sister Delilah is a prosecutor and becomes a defense attorney to try get into contact with her again.

After finishing law school, he meets this woman Julie and they get married. Julie has this younger cousin Melinoe and Augustus hardly knows her but Julie absolutely adores her like a sister. Melinoe has the ability to contact ghosts like Maya does but it works differently from canon because that crap where Maya looks like Mia made me deeply uncomfortable. Instead then it's still just Melinoe but it's like she's been possessed by Julie.

Gumshoe is Salvador because he would be :] he's stupid as crap in canon and has a deep respect for Delilah too

Anyway for the turnabout goodbyes case then it's mostly unchanged. At the time of the elavator incident then Augustus had already been adopted by Elias. Ione killed him because she just hates him. She didn't really have a good reason. In canon she's worse though so this is an improvement.

Oscar also consistently gets the short end of the stick in every au ever despite being a really nice and friendly guy in canon so I'm keeping up that tradition by having him be Yonni Yagi :3

I'll provide pics in the next ask :3

i think it's a really interesting twist on the usual tropes to have gregworth adopt phoenix rather than edgey!

#this is pretty cool! #also yeah some of the stuff with maya's channelling is uh. not great #this is something that Does Not Get Better #just a fair warning for justice for all #there is a child spirit medium and she does channel mia #i didnt consider beforehand that that was something that you may need to know in advance but it does happen #just a heads up #and the void screameth back #not-pie

[sp1resong]

pink pink lilac and cookies i think

(pink pink - cool but a little intimidating, I'd dm but I'm too scared; lilac - biting yuo; cookie - let's bake cookies together!)

woo cookies !! but augh ... i have been Bited

#spire answers #also do feel free to message me !! i might come across as intimidating but uh. i'm not really i promise #that being said fair warning i have 12 different layers of autism and can't carry a conversation to save my life #so if the conversation falls off it's not a reflection on you im just like really bad at wordsing. thumbsup