#and they will be confused about Room lmao

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Begging for you to talk about OJV Stans and Marj’s friendship. Mari coming out to Stan first and whenever she is having a meltdown him always zooming to find Kenny or Kyle is so wholesome. I always head cannon that Stan would view Marj like a little sister so your interpretation of their friendship makes me so happy. I would love to hear more facts/head cannns about them :3

Oh my god first of all HELL YES OJV Marj and Stan, their friendship slays so hard and I love that you’re asking abt it!

One of the things about OJV Stan is that he IS the Dad Friend. By which I mean he’s extremely protective but also unequipped for actual crises, and is prone to inadvertently indulging in shenanigans. The way this extends to Marj? Lemme get goin.

So when she came out to him, bro was CONFUSED like “uhhhh why am I the first person you’re talking about this with? Why not, I dunno, Kenny or something” like Stan fully isnt the person to go to for advice but he IS the person to confide in (plus he gives really good hugs if u need them) and he actually cried when her answer was “I just felt like I could trust you is all” this sweet boy, if he doesn’t know what to do in a situation he’s GONNA find someone who will, so he went “what about talking to Kyle? He might know more about this than me?” And she read him for absolute filth lmao all “well speakin of, that’s why I came to you. You have your own little secret that you’ve been scared to bring up, dontcha” AGDGJKLH

Nah but seriously, their friendship is so wholesome, she frequently scolds Stan for indulging Kenny’s recklessness, he’s out here like “dude Marj that’s a pyramid scheme don’t fuck with that shit” (she winds up running it lmfao) and may not always be the most observant person, but he knows his friends and ALWAYS recognizes the signs of Marj starting to shut down, and she knows that. She says the word and Stan is finding her someone with the emotional tools to help. I also like to think that Stan COULD be one of those people. OrangeJuiceVerse Stan Marsh is actually very emotionally intelligent, but he isn’t confident enough in that to think he has any room to help others. It’s the same reason that later down the line he wrestles with taking on a sponsee.

A more fun note: in that first year of college, the trio of Marj Stan and Cartman are THE musical theatre gang. I’m talking they are DESTROYING karaoke. I don’t know why I have this headcanon but I do and I love it. Another is that when Stan gets in trouble with her he gets so guilty for disappointing her lmfao like out here looking like a sad puppy all “I’m sorry Marj Ken and I thought hanging off the roof was the best way to get the top piece of his sculpture attached” smh “don’t tell Kyle” “don’t tell me what?” Lmao

And Stan is SUPER protective of anyone in his group, plus he’s kind of a social justice warrior lol he isn’t confrontational as Kyle and Cartman are but he’s GONNA go “hey dude that’s not cool” call someone out for being a dick and he’s intimidating when he gets mad! Like OJV Stan is a BIG BOY he’s a gentle giant for sure but fuck with someone he loves and suddenly the golden retriever boy is SCARY. karaoke trio nights someone says something transphobic and he is there all “the fuck did you just say to her?” Now Marj and Stan are both the ‘muscle’ of their group. Both are tall and strong and could definitely fuck someone up. They don’t, but they could. Both are pretty gentle in nature which is super sweet, but they could do some damage if they had to. They’re a slay duo tbh

That’s what I got rn dude, thank u for the ask I love the OJV homies!!!

#asks #south park #headcanons #OrangeJuiceVerse #stan marsh #lmm voice: look at my son #marjorine stotch #bad bitches only

[fayzart136]

(yes I know the Room is super obscure compared to the others. Idc, he's my favorite blorbo.)

S/O to @very-tired-child!! His posting about Places That Are Characters (and his excellent humanizations) are what inspired my own spin on the idea.

"Annotated" versions under the cut.

#artists on tumblr #digital #sfw #lineup #house of leaves #character design #HOL #the house on ash tree lane #anatomy #anatomy game #anatomy kitty horrorshow #kitty horrorshow #shaperaverse #astonishing tales of the highly improbable #i will make this post breach containment #and they will be confused about Room lmao #idc i like how his face turned out. #anyway the biggest thank you again to very-tired-child #also references. Use em. #maybe later ill show just how many references i used. Spoiler: a lot #art

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

whyyyyy are dog people so obsessed with their pet taking a shit...

#im. Confused. bc seriously why! what is it! #we have had this dog for One Full Day and the amount of times #that my stepdad has felt the need to regale me with her using the bathroom on a walk #is. well frankly its Insufferable and i Want It To Stop #like respectfully! affectionately! I Do Not Care! Hush! Cease! Good For Her! None Of My Business! #i am learning so quickly that im solidly a cat person #i do not enjoy having a Wet Beast! dogs are fine when they're not in my house! #me and my cats are like... living in my room now #i almost said Our room. well. that wouldnt be wrong at this point #absolutely unprompted #i can live with snakes i can live with lizards i can live with birds #but dogs? theyre just so much... too much... #sensory nightmares! big and loud and smelly and slobbery and their fur feels weird and theyre so Pushy- #i could handle it if it was a uh... a Sensible dog! #but this is a golden retriever mixed with a samoyed i believe! #that is not a sensible dog thats a 'i will force myself into your personal space' dog #sorry. sorry. im just not very happy with this development lmao #but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend #he's happy! good! i can keep my mouth shut about my deep displeasure! #cats are so neat and clean and just sweet little packages of delight... i need to be in a room full of kittens STAT

[fellhellion]

head in hands does this shitty infographic convey at ALL what I’m going for here

#I had more text about shit like the extratextual commentary on stuff like Miles as the first black spiderman and how that’s a challenge to #the irl canon of spiderman but it’s already too confusing ahdhdjjfjf #PLEASE!!! does anyone understand my insane brain lmao #tunes talks spiderverse #they’re literally both my fave characters of the series I’m so fucking insane over what the narrative is using them to talk about and their #interpersonal and ideological conflict #I ALSO HAD QUOTES FOR EACH OF THEIR STANCWS BUT LIKE FUCK IT NO ROOM

[piratespencil]

I love that every single time Bell’s Hells have to decide how many rooms they’re getting/who’s bunking with who, they all just get really confused and end up getting too many rooms and then just sort of implying that they’re all in the same room.

Just admit that you all wanna have one big cuddle pile every night guys.

#they get SO CONFUSED every time they have to break down who is in what room #lmao #i love it #critical role #cr3 #bells hells #is there a poly ship tags for bells hells?? #polyhells #?? #kk talks about stuff #kk watches cr3

[rattusn0rvegicus]

I understand why the weed ppl make it their whole personality now. Because that was An Experience

#I had way too much it was just ONE EDIBLE but it was TOO MUCH #EVERY SOUND WAS SO SCARY I WAS TERRIFIED OF THE AIRPLANES BC THEY SOUNDED LIKE ALIEN SPACESHIPS #AND EATING FOOD WAS HORRIBLE EVERYTHING FELT LIKE IT WAS ACTIVELY SUCKING WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH #AND I KEPT SEEING RANDOM LIGHTS IN MY ROOM #And being scared that my weed hating roommate was downstairs (she had left for work hours ago) and gagging and feeling shit go up my throat #Also I could barely walk. And my partner was having a WORSE time somehow 😭 #OH AND I WAS SO CONFUSED AND KEPT RUMINATING ON SHIT #Music sounded SUPER COOL though and the first like 30 minutes everything was great and hilarious #Okay I'll shut up about it now lmao #If I ever do it again I am taking HALF. #Weed cw #Drugs cw

[hwiyoungies]

you know if so many people have to constantly explain what tone indicators are maybe they're not actually as effective as people think they are

#i read a pst about it once that said basically that typing the whole thing out at the end of the day was better #like saying hey genuine question what does this mean #instead of what does this mean / whatever indicator you put #because not gonna lie! i still get confused if /g means genuine or general #which again makes tone indicators not as effective lmao #idk maybe i'm just a boomer but fully typing out what you mean tends to be better at the end of the day #leaves less room for speculation and misunderstandments #and confusion LMAO also a lot of the times starting your sentence with how you're saying it makes it better #especially for people that are anxious and can't tell apart tones online #just a thought #b.txt

[drowseyqueen]

I’m rewatching the devil judge and tell me why I didn’t notice that someone made Gaon a cardboard cut out of himself??

#i want that standee for my room lmao #the devil judge #the devil judge kdrama #also love how gaon is confused about all the fan mail #which is understandable because he’s a judge… but then he’s also on tv and handsome sooo #tdj #kim gaon

[lcevinolusola]

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#im so stressed out rn about this grad school stuff #i have a meeting tomorrow with my advisor about questions i have but like god all this information online is so confusing & contradictory #some websites say grad school applications for fall 2024 close in december-january but most schools im looking at?? dont even start???? #accepting applications until fucking march????? so what???? is the truth??????? #and i dont know what i specifically want to study im bouncing between 2 and while yes they are EXTREMELY similar #i still cant decide between them and its giving me an identity crisis. like the similarity IS the problem its why i cant choose #i wish i was more decisive when it came to this stuff but im not and im just worried about spending all this fucking money to apply #to these schools and do all this research and work only to figure out. oh. this is not what i want. #and by then ive already spent so much money and im just. IM JUST!!!!!!!!!! #like i know what i want to do in a vague sense i know what my passion is i know what i love but within that are so many different options #and thats where i get stuck. #its been a night friends and im ready to scale the walls of my room and start howling at the moon #if anyone has any advice feel free to hit ya girl up bc lord knows i fucking need it lmao #personal

[airenyah]

i just put on my glasses and suddenly the world got quite blurry and i was like what the actual fuck this is not how glasses are supposed to work????

then i remembered... i actually put in my contacts earlier today

#i put them in bc i was cutting onions and the contacts prevent my eyes from tearing up #but i also get super lazy when i'm not leaving the house so i usually only wear my glasses when i'm not out and about #which today... was a stay-at-home day #so out of habit i grabbed my glasses and put them on as i was about to leave my room #that sure was extremely confusing for a moment lmao #airenyah plappert

[thecherrygod]

man knowing that there are parents out there controlling what their kids watch and read is. wild to me. like as soon as i was able to read subtitles i was sitting in the living room with my family watching whatever the fuck my parents wanted to watch. the first tv series i watched was sopranos i think, to the point its been long enough that i dont remember a lot of it. like. i feel im at the opposite side of the spectrum there

#my posts #like im not saying that was a good thing exactly but like i am the age that you could see fucked up shit online easier than now anyways #but like. i saw a post about parents controlling what their kids read and it made me think of this #also a friend told me when dexter was airing his mom didnt want him watching it and he kinda did it in secret #im a year younger than him. i was asked if i wanted to join and watch #“hey we are gonna watch (movie that clearly isnt for kids) wanna watch with us?” “i dont want to be alone in my room. yes” #worst case scenario sometimes movies got paused and i got asked if i understood what was going on in there #like maybe that did something positive to my comprehension skills? but still #im not complaining i just. it confuses me so much #i wont lie i really dont remember a lot of those movies or shows tho #i remember the very basic plot of 24. i remember more about lost and dexter and house even if the way we watched it was #weird bc it was pirated dvds lmao. im completely lost at sopranos and i think i watched t hat shit twice. the whole thing #but like movies?? i really dont remember them a lot. unless ive seen them more than once and some of them were more like teenage years then #its kind of a huge blank and movies blending together. i also think this is kinda why i dont watch stuff a lot currently dsiugh #anyways yes back out of the rant. i genuinely dont get it. i mean i get it bc its a controlling thing but. man

[fooltofancy]

hw era livingspace

bonus big empty other side of the room, lmao.

#looks like he moved into the only warm corner of a sad little church lmao #i have house plans if when i can get ahold of an empyreum plot #there's also his fc room #which i'm gonna redo #it's just gonna be full of plant bullshit #botany room #then his house is gonna be his actual living space and probably like. a tailor shop. #keeps his apartment as like. memento. #safe corner from when things were very hard and very confusing and very exhausting #get your shoes off that sheep rug heathen #baby mode blogging #this is the most canonical ilya space i have rn #i am so so lazy about ffxiv housing #need a baby mode lore tag

[adammilligan]

i do think supernatural is one of those shows where you can't really properly analyze it as a whole until you've seen all fifteen seasons but that being said. you only need to watch one episode to know it's bad

#i've SEEN the newer fans that formed in the wake of 15x18 who refuse to watch any episodes that aren't dean and cas centric #and there are some who haven't watched the show at all in any capacity and it's like. girl you gotta experience the cringe #how are you a fan of the media if you've never even see the media....... #it just confuses me mostly! i don't get it. like love for whatever characters aside you can't really get around the fact that #this show has always been about dean and sam. always! like that's just because of the dudebros sitting in that writing room #going uehehehehehe codependent brothers #but like. regardless. it's why 15x20 made sense for them to come up with as an ending even though it sucked so much ass #because the focus of the show was still dean and sam. and they accomplished that in the worst way possible but still #though really the show eventually shifted from the dean and sam show to the dean show. but i digress #quite frankly if you refuse to watch entire parts of the show you ARE kind of missing. the point of it all #but also it's not really that deep. it's just a bad show lmao #kate rambles

[nexus-nebulae]

i think today's been the most Normal Functional Human™ day i've had in years??????

#like i did such Normal Functional Human things #on accident too!!! i didn't even actively think about most of it!!! #i woke up at 6am and almost immediately got out of bed and ate enchiladas #made my bed and fixed my stupid bedsheets (again) #got up and walked around a bit every now and then while playing minecraft instead of just Vegetating #ate more enchiladas at 1 #thought about cutting my hair and then almost immediately Got Up And Did That #and then also took a shower and actually washed my hair with conditioner and everything #and then i cleaned up the bathroom like. completely. #like i was just gonna clean up my haircut but then i just kinda Kept Going? and i dusted the whole thing #to be fair the room is quite literally 5'x5' there are Two Entire Surfaces there isn't much to clean lmao #i had a chicken pot pie for dinner and!!! i actually decided what i wanted to eat Quickly instead of being Confused for an hour!! #and i fixed my electric razor coz it kept sticking while i was cutting my hair so i got that fixed #i feel accomplished

[strawberrybouvine]

Artistic rendition of how my sister woke me up today cause I think it's incredibly funny

It was like 8am too lmao

#doodles #siblings #how do i even tag this?? #irl story #she and mom went out to the bar last night #i guess fhey got drunk and started talking about my trauma which tbh #is incredibly hilarious #and i guess my sister got emotional about it #cause she was very physically and emotionally hurtful #but i dont consider it abuse cause we were both kids and she was going through alot #but she just came into our room #and started on a tirad #and im just laying there trying to process bding awake #and being widly confused about what was happening lmao #its so deeply funny to me idk why #myart

[fabulouslygaybean]

im terrified to turn 18 next year but also i basically just confirmed with one of my best friends that we're gonna find an apartment together and be roommates so suddenly the future doesn't seem too horrible

#we both hate the idea of living alone rn and neither of us are moving out of the state just yet so we're gonna live together #that way we can split the rent and save up our money for whatever we wanna do #im taking at least a year long break after i get outta high school before i even THINK about going to college bc otherwise ill die i think #and she might also be taking a break before she goes to college #so it'll all work out :') #only issue is that this is the girl im kind of confused abt because i cant tell if im crushing on her or if its just platonic #so this might complicate things. but whatever #she's one of my best friends first and foremost and being roomates will be nice #bonus points for us bc it's gonna be a household of trans folks lmao #we still gotta talk about logistics and all that and we still don't know how its gonna work out but #im happy #even if i get kicked out by my mom the second i turn 18 i know ill have a friend who ill be able to get a place with #i have to find a job asap but i dont think it'll be too crazy hard #my soon to be roommate is begging me to join her at the grocery store she works at and my brother is begging me to work with him at an - #- escape room #so im probably just gonna join one of them soon bc i can #also im planning on taking my drivers permit test next week which is. kind of terrifying but i need to learn how to drive #the public transport here is alright but it just doesn't cut it sometimes so i need to know how to get around via car