#and then it hits me

[chirpsythismorning]

When you realize that in s5 Mike and Will actually have to do something that would qualify as crazy in order for them to even make a callback to the crazy together scene in the first place…

#byler #it’s not like they can just be hanging out #and be like crazy together remember ? #like that’s too corny and quite frankly lazy #I need to be watching it #thinking #WHAT ARE THESE CRAZY FUCKERS DOING #and then it hits me #and then I’ll have to pause my tv and process it

[sapphicconservative]

I forget how desperate people are to still leave anon hate in your inbox. Someone decided to go around the anon off feature by creating a throw away account to spam salty asks on me being LGBT and a conservative.

#there's a lot of things ive forgotten #and then it hits me #and all i can do is laugh at how extra this site is

[backgroundcharacterno15]

My dad tried getting me out of a slump by saying "don't bother being upset over stories like that. They're written by idiots with nothing better to do who want to make you cry"

Sir I regret to inform you it's my own stories making my sad. Thank you for the piss poor excuse of a TED talk though.

#I'll be sat being sad over my ocs like “who would do this to them :((((((” #and then it hits me #the call is coming from inside the house

[itachikun]

whenever i read "fanon" i think it relates to frantz fanon and not to fandom shit 😭😭

#i get so confused like #-fanon interpretation of [insert fandom whatever] #and then it hits me

[confinesofmy]

my heart is full of love and my head is full of hope everything will be okay not because it will be smooth sailing from here but because i am ready to weather the storm amen

#i'm starting to get very annoyed at my... it's not mood swings #well no maybe it is #everything is so fucking bad and i feel like i'm holding my breath just trying to make it through the hour for daaaays #and then it hits me #everything will be alright #and not even a forced lack of worry but like a deep-seated placidity #when i'm bad i can't think straight & i don't know what i can do about my dysregulation & i try not to obsess so i don't lose it even more #when i'm okay i'm so relieved it's over & i'm gonna be alright now everything's going to be okay i don't need to focus on the negatives #so either way i'm having a lot of difficulty getting to the bottom of exactly what's triggering what here #things just happen okay #i'm not that worried about it #but i know that's fucking only bc i'm on the 'good' end of the spectrum rn #oh well whatever the love's real and i'm not wrong to hope‚ fucking... regardless #i need a once a week shrink lol ;_; #i need to outsource this ;_; #adams year from hell

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

#was rereading the hunger games series when this thought hit me like a truck #it beautiful #its haunting #its heartbreaking #its melancholic #quotes #dark academia #books and reading #books & libraries #books #young adult #ya books #young adult books #movies #coming of age #the hunger games #the divergent series #the maze runner #the fault in our stars #musings #midnight musings #thoughts #mine

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[cactuseri]

collection

#seri.txt #these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this #idk if someone’s posted these before but idc #seri’s hits

[cemeterything]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

#🐉 #this is abt terror amc fitzy btw. nobody wants to fuck you you are annooooooying! #like i simply would not hit that you could NOT persuade me to endure it

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

#my path of self improvement has been less self righteous and personally gainful #and more just. a lot of embarrassment and pain #like i wouldnt change the path i took to get where i am now but i wouldve chosen to travel that path sooner because omg #nothing hits me like the fear that future me will feel the same way about right now me that right now me feels about past tense me

[ozcarr]

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

#they always hit the splits so hard it gets me every time #video

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[gravecats]

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

#kat’s meow #tweets #text posts #fave #for laughs #cats #ive been saying ‘she freaken forgor me’ nonstop lately #kat’s greatest hits

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#the good place #i'm binge watching it again and it just takes me out so hard #i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote #the idea that those who hurt you are capable of being better people and then seeing them change and grow just hits me right between the rib #who am i kidding it stabs me like the senators stabbed Caesar #anyway #icy does a tag ramble

[plentyoffandoms]

Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4

#tiktok #jack black #cast of kung fu panda #hit me baby one more time #britney spears #cover songs