#and then his grandpa walked in

[totallynotaraccoonindiscuise]

learned it from the pizza man ←cant go 10 minutes without referencing destiel or he'll explode

#dean looked so jealous when cas kissed that random demon bitch whos name i dont remember #i learned it from the pizza man #the porno i watched with the husband and his brother #and then his grandpa walked in #and long story short that why he refuses to come yo the wedding lol

[lunamugetsu]

Delivery!

Flash was currently being held captive in a black of ice. How he got like this he wasn't sure. All he remembered was that he was running across Central City keeping the peace until suddenly an ice beam shot out of nowhere and froze his feat to the ground.... and the rest of him.

"Alright you got me! Show your face!"

"Well I was going to regardless. No need to yell." Out pops Danny Phantom carrying a bag with him and holding out an envelope.

"What? Who are you?"

"My name's Phantom. Danny Phantom. I have a message for you. I couldn't get your attention earlier so I thought this was just the next best way to get you to stop." Danny said as he unfreezes the speedster.

"Uh, okay." Flash said as Danny gives him an envelope.

On the envelope there are drawing in crayon and stickers and in marker it says: to Flash.

"It's from Susie, she'd said you'd remember her."

He remembered a Susie, a little girl that he used to see in the children's hospital. She had leukemia. He spent any minute he could making sure the kid was smiling when he was there. He was heartbroken when the nurses told him that she had passed away before he could give her her birthday present. Flash examined the crayon written words, it was just like Susie's writing.

"How did you?"

"Just read it."

The letter reads:

Dear Flash,

I'm sorry, I wasn't there when you showed up for my birthday. I never got to tell you, but thank you for being at the hospital with me when I was scared of going to treatment or when I had to take my medicine. Thank you for making me smile even when I didn't feel well. Thank you for playing games with me when I couldn't go outside. Thank you for talking to my mom and dad at my funeral. That was really nice. I drew some pictures for you but I never got to finish them when I was in the hospital so I drew you some new ones. Danny says that he'll give them to you.

In the envelope was a series of different colored papers all with different crayon and marker drawings of Susie and him playing in different scenarios. One where she was a doctor and he played the injured patient. One where they were both superheroes. Another one where they were playing shadow puppets when she wasn't feeling well. Page after page were different drawings of them playing with the last one was covered in glitter with a big heart with a crayon drawing of him and Susie.

"Susie said that her biggest regret was that she couldn't say thank you to her hero before she passed. So I bumped her up on my delivery list."

"What?"

"Oh yeah, I never fully introduced myself. I'm Danny Phantom, you can call me Danny. I'm the designated delivery person for the afterlife to the living realm. Any messages or special requests from the dead are delivered by me!" Danny hands him a business card all official.

And it does say: Danny Phantom special delivery service for those of the non-living variety!

"She also said she wanted to give you one last hug before moving on."

"What do you?" Flash is halted from saying anything else as he feels a pressure against his legs. He looks down to see a translucent small figure. She was a picture of what she looked like before the chemo. Susie gives him a smile and a hug before fading before his eyes.

Before Danny officially takes up the mantle of Ghost King he's trying to do a job that would have him interact with all of his citizens first so he could get a feel of it. Hence him making connections with both the living and non-living people (he went big-brain for this idea)

Extra scene:

"Oh that reminds me, I have a card for you from someone else."

"A card?" Flash opens the card only to get sucker-punched in the face. (like one of those cartoon boxing glove punches)

"A punch card." Danny said

Flash groans as he looks at the card that has the words: STOP MESSING WITH TIME! from CW

Obligatory Gotham Scene:

Danny standing in front of a beaten up Joker that has been tied to a chair.

"Just so you know I have a back order of a lot special requests for you. And since I can't exactly kill you, that would create so much political tape. I can let them make requests for certain actions. So right now I have over 50 requests for me to break your legs and over 30 to pull out your teeth and break your jaw. Some of them contradict each other because they want to make every word you say hurt you but others want me to curse you so you can't speak again. So I'll just have to get creative." Danny says winding his arm back and form.

He is for sure being completely professional about, he gets no personal gratification from beating up a crazy clown at all. (said nobody ever)

#dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc crossover #danny phantom x dc #the flash #barry allen #dpxflash #dp x dc prompt #Can you imagine a scenario of Danny just walking into the Wayne manor and just holding out a care package for the whole batfamily #This is from your Grandma and Grandpa #And gives Alfred his own separate care package along with a message of thanks for how much the butler does for the family #Danny's just like “this is for the crime fighting family with the furry theme going on”

[rochenn]

fancy-dress dooku and ventress! or jedi dooku in a sparring match w someone

Ohhh this reminded me of an old wip!! I've been wanting to polish it for ages and now I have <3

Sith in fancy clothes going for a little ghibli stroll my beloved

#also giving asajj's bald head a bandanna so her brain doesn't get cold #count dooku #asajj ventress #my art #request #grandpa taking his apprentice for a nice walk after intense flash fry session idk

[inthewychelm]

ive been thinking about hard of hearing steve, who started losing his hearing after starcourt, the scoops troops are the first to find out because of how attached they are, robin erica and dustin all insist on steve learning to sign but he's insecure about learning a new language so they slowly learn and start teaching him

after vecna, eddie gets adopted to their little group and starts picking up on the signs and learning on his own, still struggles to hold a conversation, esp with the likes of robin or dustin, but he atleast knows simple words and phrases enough to communicate, eddie also gets into the habit of signing ILY to steve before he leaves, except steve rarely studies asl on his own most of what he remembers is from robin/erica/dustin, who never thought to teach him that specific sign, so steve just thinks eddie is just being a metalhead throwing up a 'rock on' gesture, hes still absolutely endeared by eddie doing this but he doesn't realize that eddie saying he loves him everyday, what follows is a ridiculous amount of pining where only steve doesn't know because everyone else know what that sign means, he only finds out because after gossiping with robin(who has tried to tell steve that its reciprocated) about eddie, erica interupts their convo by telling steve that eddie tells him he loves steve everyday (that clown is so obviously in love with you, how are you still pining? you're supposed to be a expert, steve?)

(edit 07/23: this fic is now on ao3)

#she says this loudly in the middle of an empty family video eddie walks in during the middle of the argument that follows #immediately gets roasted and gets a boyfriend bc steve is not running from the chance in front of him #yes i am projecting my hearing loss onto steve deal with it #also i dont like the idea that steve hates himself for losing his hearing even if its from tramua bc it makes me feel shitty about mine #instead i like to think he leans into it like a grandpa he might never get hearing aids or maybe he does and avoids ever turning them on #but i do think he would be insecure about trying to learn a new language when he previously has shown to struggle with school #so even after eight months of learning he's still kinda learning basic signs while the other scoop troops are catching on more #hard of hearing steve is something so personal to me #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #hoh steve harrington #hard of hearing steve harrington #stranger things headcanons #steddie ficlet

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

---

Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

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Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

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Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

#brought to you by my adorable nephew! #shoutout to him lmao! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #btw this joke is how may and happy reveal they're getting married #may: a badass bitch her nephew and her fiance walk into the house #morgan: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN- #it's also how peter and mj announce that they're having a baby #peter to the starks one morning at breakfast: a grandpa a grandma and an aunt sit at the table #tony spits out his coffee #morgan: shrieking #morgan stark #peter parker #tony stark #wars are fought through this joke also #rhodey arriving for the holidays: the stark children's favorite uncle walks into the party #happy: now wAIT JUST A SECOND #when she's little morgan's word for herself changes every time she gets a new obsession (princess entomologist artist president...) #(she eventually gets to superhero & pepper is NOT amused) #queueueueue

[mortysmith]

Thought about the toxic ep Almost died

#rick and morty #like jesus fucking christ whatd they put in that episode #my irrational attachments eye twitch while looking at toxic morty #im gripping my hair im clawinh at my face genuinely Rick being fully aware of his abuse of morty and doing nothing to stop it #fucking toxic morty as well bruh. #him immediatelly begging rick to save him once he re-fused #like loooolll this loser thinks asking for help is bad because his grandpa beat it into him loooolllllllll #me when im in most lifechanging events competition and rest and ricklaxation walks in #WHY DID THEY WRITE THAT. WERE THEY CRAZY. LIKE WHAT MOTIVATED THEM TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS #all sooo slash positive im feeling so. like im feeling so much right now #he was forced to think about rest and ricklaxation for 30 seconds

[taleweaver-ramblings]

Prayer request: please pray for my grandpa. He's having open-heart surgery tomorrow, and he has two other hospital-worthy health issues that they're going to have to figure out how to treat after that. He had a bad fall back in May, and while he was originally doing miraculously well, he stopped taking care of himself as well as he should have in July (right about when he should have been able to start doing more . . .), and that's led to a whole slew of issues.

Specific requests:

That the heart surgery goes well.

That the doctors will have wisdom to figure out how to treat the other issues.

That my grandpa will be receptive to whatever changes he needs to make to ensure these problems don't come back and new problems don't arise, and that he'd find the motivation to not stay in his current mindset (which seems to be that he's avoiding anything that requires effort).

This is a little selfish, but pray that my uncle (who's currently with my grandpa) would be able to stay with him for his recovery instead of making my mom come up again (after she already spent literally all summer taking care of my grandpa after his initial fall).

Thanks in advance.

#really do appreciate your prayers #all this is especially scary and frustrating because my grandpa was *so* healthy before his fall #like. it would have been very reasonable to think he was ten years younger than he was #because he was still very strong and healthy and independent #he ate well. he was at the gym three times a week. he kept up with his house and his shopping and did woodworking and suduko. #and now he keeps skipping meals #and he barely leaves the house #and he has a hard time walking without a walker #it's like he spent so long being told to be careful during initial recovery #that now he's unwilling to do anything that might be a strain even when he could and probably should #and obviously he's going to have to recovery from the surgery #but! the surgery would not be necessary if he had been eating well and moving and stuff at reasonable levels previously! #and I'm not trying to blame him #I'm just. I don't know. It's sad and scary and frustrating. #taleweaver speaks #prayer request

[ectonurites]

there is something so funny about people using comic panels they clearly don't know/don't remember the context around when trying to say something/make a point... like bruh...

#i do not wanna be a bitch and comment on the post. but i simply think the bruce & jason hug in rhato 2016 issue 27 is not a good example #of bruce being a good dad. because it's in the immediate aftermath of rhato 2016 issue 25. where bruce had beat the shit #out of jason (to the point that he couldn't get up on his own and walk around for 3+ weeks due to the injuries. injuries From Bruce) #and kicked him out of gotham. they only hug in issue 27 because bruce came to tell jason about roy's death in person. #there isn't *regret* for what happened two issues earlier. bruce says 'do i think you need an occasional kick in the ass? i won't deny it' #like that's... not a comic to pull from when 'Bruce should be portrayed as a good dad like this!' is the point ur making dsgfdhgf #grandpa max is god? i go to church now

[fauvester]

Grand babbee cardassian has broken me… also more Jocasta content pls we love a quiet queen

GRANPA GARAK! A DISIPLINARIAN!

He gets up early every day to pick fresh fruit from the garden for his grandkids. Elim III is his Little Regnar. Lim thinks he's going to spoil them rotten (the orphanage and the dirt floor gardening shed that they lived in was CHARACTER BUILDING. it made him the MAN HE IS TODAY.)

JOCASTA LOVE.... she's truly an underrated queen.. here maam ms head scrub nurse you dropped your crown 👑

She cares about outward presentation as much as any Cardassian, but especially hair (cardassian hair being much thicker and coarser than human fur.)

also she refers to julian as Dr Bashir at work just out of propriety and respect. most people don't know that they're father and daughter simply because she does not care to tell them. they just think she's his favorite because she's good at her job and gently takes no shit

^ scenes that play before the least pleasant vacation miles has ever been on

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #HEEHEE I LOVE GRANDPA GARAK... walking around with a cane but looking supremely dignified.. #old age would look very well on him i think #julian just looks like a salt and pepper pipecleaner #APBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT bebe belly #you see. im going into peds. for purely academic reasons. #also jo doesnt need to bully julian she just shoots him a 😬 and hes instantly a medical student #getting his wrist slapped by the scrub nurse for breaking sterile field #like 'shes so scary but its cause shes riiiiiiight ughhhhhhhhh' #thank youuuuuuuuuuu for nice oc asks.... 🥹 i love them..... #i truly cannot decide if i like jo better with the braid coronet or the jadzia bouffant. maybe both. fancy bitch #shes such a girlygirl iskra wants to be one but can't be assed to comb her hair every day with proper oil and do scalecare #jo is lovingly buffing garak's nails before broadcasts so he looks his best #and initially using WAY too much hair oil on julian. takes weeks to wash it all out

[merlotdom]

I hope Lenore is the snitch because she’s been suffering the most

#the most horror so far is this pour girl walking in on her grandpa fucking his child bride #and now her mom’s gonna fuck het uncle that’s basically the same age as her #the fall of the house of usher #mike flanagan #Lenore usher

[boingfessions]

#oingo boingo #danny elfman #confession #oingoboingoconfession #(please grandpa read me the long walk 🥺) #(also I'm sorry but I REFUSE to cover his scrunkly face with the confession)

[ann-chovi]

Opened up Medibang on my tablet to work on my big project, and decided to look through old files- and found this! Did this up about a year ago and forgot to upload it anywhere???? It was going to be a full series of my fav pokemon of each type. :'D I got as far as Trevenant and halfway through a Chandelure lol

Bonus odd find in my files:

I do NOT recall drawing this, and am quite sure that I was quite high at the time. So there you go.

#pokemon #trevenant #pokemon fanart #ghost type #pokemon black and white #listen #i love the concept of sentient trees walking the forests and scaring the crap out of folks #blame my grandpa and his campfire stories

[loveofastarvingdog]

crying about a poem about grandfathers. i guess it is that kind of night

#timothy's txts. #it’s not even mine and his poem. it’s my sisters and his.. but god. okay. okay. #i like to walk with grandpa / his steps are short like mine / he never says to hurry up! he always takes his time #there’s more but that’s all i remember… #whatever. i’m gonna eat some jerky and say that’s enough for tonight

[fluffypotatey]

"Emrys and the Once and Future King shall unite Albion" is legit the only true part of the prophecy, everything else is Kilgharrah's last three marbles rolling around because he's old as balls and has been in the draconic equivalent of a padded room for 20+ years.

Merlin: Great Dragon, I need your help, Arthur is-

Kilgharrah: Who is the emperor today?

Merlin: We don't have an emperor anymore, now-

Kilgharrah: Oh they followed through on that Julius fellow, did they?

Merlin: ffs

why does he sound like my grandpa

#lmao but seriously is my grandpa killboy fr???? #both go off on spiels about times long past #both wish to not be confined to sit idle #both enjoy flying #will be a little manipulative in order to get what they want (for kilgharrah: death of the pendragons and freedom; #for me grandpappy: being able to drive or walk w/o his walker) #bbc merlin #kilgharrah #merlin emrys #headcanons #asks #edit: OH! and both are old af

[baejax-the-great]

Melinoe on rescuing her long lost father: Oh. He's... he's kind of a dick. Is he always like this?

Zagreus, rolling his eyes: Yeah, I mean, why do you think none of us were helping you?

#hades 2 #listen like I KNOW there are some hades lovers out there #also a hilarious number of people who think that hades was doing his best #BUT imagine Mel finally saves him and he's like #what took you so long uGH #zag just walking away kicking at the stones like blood and DARKNESS #grandpa NEVER made me clean up my room godsDAMMIT

[scionshtola]

my grandpa tricked us into spending thanksgiving with him and his girlfriend and her family by telling my mom he was going to be alone today bc his gf was busy and then calling her back like actually sue is coming 😊 and so is her sister 😊 and her nephew

#it’s whatever but tbe 7 year battle my mom has been in with this lady my grandpa met like 3 months after my grandma died #despite the fact we just met her for the first time in april this year agdhsjsk #anyway if one (1) person asks me about my job or college i’m walking into the river behind my grandpas house #also my least favorite uncle on either side of the family and his annoying wife will be there #i wish i was hanging out with my dads side of the family agdhs i like them 😭 #i need a text post tag #anyway. i will be nice!!! but i will not have fun!