#and thee babygirl of all babygirls

[bookcrazybby]

Lucifer being babygirl was definitely on the bingo card (he's not the first Lucifer that I like on TV and probably won't be the last) but oh bOY he's adorable--

#this is not fucking fair actually. this show has too many fucking tumblr sexy men archetypes it's fucking w/ me #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin lucifer #also the staredown with Alastor? my knees are weak #hes just so fucking cute pls (meanwhile literally the devil its fine i simp for worse) #this show is like crack to my widdle baby brain y'all idk #but yes we have the OP and scary man #the kinda pathetic guy who tries to be cool but no #the one that gives off primordial vibes #and thee babygirl of all babygirls #help me

[angelsdean]

dean losing the early 2000s babygirl poll by .8% is a travesty

#and i will Not forgive op for sabotaging the vote from the start with that horrible choice of photo for dean. that got cut off !! #you couldn't even SEE him #anyways. we all know dean is thee babygirl #vic.txt

[farragoofwires]

don' dweeblog

Wilson is simply the same Jewish experience as Josh Lyman. "I'm from Connecticut" he says, bewildered.

#SHE MEANS JEWISH cuddy and taub and house are all howling. #wilson simply does not notice antisemitism unless it's directly from house. then he knows. #anyway this was the situation i was gnashing my teeth over a couple nights ago. #wilson acting as if being technically jewish affected him in literally any way. #wilson is thee textbook interfaith kid. wilson is thee thing all the conservative and orthodox shuls are worried about. #i'm literally obsessed with him. #no one has as big a brain as me about this!!!!! #love this guy. #cuddy; with her christian maternal grandparents; is just like yeah we're the same! we're also an interfaith family!!! #babygirl you are absolutely not and your mom IS mad at you for dating out. like she's not gonna stop you but she is mad. #f: house #m: house

[cowlovely]

thought too hard about hawkeye now I have heartburn

literally so fucking real i am always doing this. he’s a whore he’s an asshole he’s a bleeding heart he’s the saddest guy in the world he’s a silly little muppet he’s an amazing doctor he’s a mainer he’s an only child from a single parent household he’s bisexual he’s bipolar he’s transgender. and he is everything to me

#ask #answered #frog 🍉💚 #m*a*s*h #literally one of THEE characters of all time to me #the amount of times he refers to himself as cute or gets excited when other people call him cute…cemented him as Babygirl forever

[lannisterdaddyissues]

Bill and Rita

OMG CAL U HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW REAL AND TRUE THIS IS TO ME ,,, THE TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYES ,,, IVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER THIS FOR 7 HOURS STRAIGHT SKSAKFKASKDAKDAJHJA

but fr tho trophy wife bill is CANON and no one will ever take it away from me, he has one job and it is to look pretty and be rita’s arm candy 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#no really i love it when people write fluffy postcanon fics where they stay together or get married after the war #and bill follows rita all over the globe doing press and stuff and is basically just there for eye candy reasons #like seriously i still can’t believe his day job is fucking MEDIA RELATIONS of all things #that is THEE most pretty boy babygirl princess job any commissioned officer in the us army could ever have #ask #reply #calkale #mutual #edge of tomorrow #billrita #thank u SO MUCH for sending this to me it has added millions of years to my lifespan #many thoughts head full of him sitting in her lap what have u done to me… fuckin babygirl lookin ass middle aged man….

[introvertgoat]

god help my camera roll is full of him …

#i’m not gonna use the word duality bcs uh duh but still so many sides to him 😭 #king of aegyo #thee babygirl of all baby girls #park hanbin #wakeonez

[persephoneflouwers]

Billie jeeeeeean is noooot my loooover she’sjustagirlwhoclaimsthatIamtheone BUT THE KID IS NOOOOOT MY SOOOON

#sorry tiktok is showing me all MJs best performances #because apparently I liked (not by mistake I liked consciously) #a viseo that literally destroyed a swiftie saying Taylor is Micheal Jackson level of famous #but babygirl… if you still use MJ name to compare her level of fame #maybe… maybe she’s not famous as much as him lol #like these people see the world with a US stamp #its not like she’s mega famous in your country then automatically she’s famous everywhere #i promise you if you go down this street and ask someone to sing a Taylor song they would say who’s taylor #my ask them a song from mj and they will start some chorus #this whole comparison is ridiculous because first of all he’s dead lol #and that does something to artists #kinda makes them… eternal #but mostly… people used to have heart attack when micheal just did a pose #like thee was a level of excitement around him that was… genuine and not pushed by SM if that makes sense? #im not a MJ fan by any mean but like… that was such a dumb take ahah

[darcyolsson]

trying to find a new cat for my parents has been impossible bc every cat in every shelter is an outside cat and my parents happen to live in Cat Kill Death Dying Area :/ ive literally looked at every animal shelter in a 100km radius and none of the cats suit us girl i just want a cat

#sometimes they will have indoor cats but we need a cat that can tolerate being cuddled #bc both my parents work from home 3+ days a week and their children just moved out and im also there every other week #this cat needs to be able to handle being thee babygirl of all time. #im now subscribed to a website which notifies me if theres a cat that meets my requirments #but so far. literally 2 😭 and it's connected to people/shelters all over the country #personal

[magilv]

eats the fact that i got to the end of the rescue the queen quest on the same day james elytrians loveless posted this 😽😽😽

BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ALIM DOES!!! cauthrien is like "surrender for the crime of killing howe" & anora pipes up "oh yeah btw he also tried to kidnap me so 😒😒😒" & alim sees that he is woefully outpowered where he stands & just. clucks his tongue, goes "well played", & throws his staff & sword to the center of the hall with Thee most severe bitch-face.

#in his mind captured alive is WAY better than killed in a bloodbath so uh tee hee prison-break it is #my cousland bit & tore his way through cauthrien's neck to escape the estate but then. azriel's got his own brand of Weirdo #az finally killed howe which was like thee driving force of him even staying alive this whole time #so when HE gets cornered by cauthrien he's still hyped up on all that anger n adrenaline n pure fight & fight instinct #plus he's got the whole. reaver thing goin on #alim's more about control & calculating his chances & weighing his options accordingly #so pissy surrender it is :) #azriel babygirl i miss you every day </3 #ooc. time to get real into unethical science !

[deanstits]

Seeing Dean's vessel playacting as an officer of the LAW is making me sick 😷

#they too fell prey to copaganda but ik in my heart that dean said FUCK COPS !!!!!!! #jankles... #it must be hard having to do anything else after having thee most deep rich complex babygirl bad boy character of all time!!! #again... el capitalismo #😮‍💨☹️ #i truly believe that in another universe the near-perfect spn exists and is one of the best shows of all time #sad that we are not that universe but. #at least we got closeted straight misha 💗🙏

[pointyearedelvishprincling]

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓❤️

Sam 💖💖💖 i am simply intimidated by how cool you are. you’re SO talented, honestly your writing is thee best treat and i will be thinking about fleabagnatural until the day i die. you’re also super funny and sweet and i think you’re awesome 😘

mutuals send me a 🍓 and i’ll compliment you

#also your icon is everything ajdhsjjr #faith!dean is thee babygirl of all time #sam tag

[sagerxge]

I made a playlist of songs I think Steve would jam to

#steve harrington #playlist #fan made playlist #music #spotify #steve is my babygirl #idk i just picture steve headbanging and twerking to these #not all 70s and 80s bangers #lets be real #steve would 100% blast megan thee stallion #Spotify

[ditzydisko]

Very specific tastes

#spotify wrapped #obsessed with thee stallion taking 3 of my top 5 songs AKSBSKDHSJDJE #i'll shoot for all 5 next year babygirl <333

[unseeliefaerie]

I'm still completely obsessed with how Stede absolutely destroyed this man. Just obliterated him with the sheer seductive force of his swagless whimsy. I wish I had that kind of power

#babygirl bewitched thee blackbeard by being soooo loveable #he literally goes from nihilistic apathy to feeling everything all at once good lord #ofmd

[best-female-villain-tournament]

GRAND FINAL

(Will add more if more are sent through)

Submitted Propaganda:

GLaDOS:

turned everyone who ever played it into a lesbian (including me). she's so pathetic and evil i love her so much she's the greatest of all time honestly just crown her now she's not just A female villain she's THEE female villain

ask from anon:

i am a gay man and i am attracted to glados. if that means anything to anyone

Azula:

she's like if a babygirl was terrible and awful and fucked up

#best-female-villain-tournament #polls #grand final #portal #glados portal #glados #atla azula #avatar the last airbender #atla

[astrophilip]

you are correct may they never used to bring up pinof. it was almost like their alternate reality series--in that pinof exists only when it is pinof time. especially not referencing older ones, particularly the first! that's why in gtpwtw it was such a big deal that they reacted to pinof 1--thee tackle, along with everything else in that video. so the casual bringing up of not only pinof but particularly pinof 1 gives me such psychic damage cause i still have the we're not supposed to talk about it mindset from back in the day. like what do you meAn they reacted to all of them. and now casually reference and watch them with us?? it gets me every time

ALL OF THIS. EXACTLY. i remember getting to that part in giving the people what they want and i was like oooooohhh. oooh my god. ooookay we're doing this. oh my. and of course at that time they weren't out yet, nor had they told us that they were in fact together back then, so in the end their first public reaction to pinof 1 was almost anticlimactic - and of course so much of that was because they were still not addressing the kind of elephant in the room.

but now not only have they ADDRESSED it, they're just?? what??? saying "let's bring up pinof 1 right now" to just verify that phil's room was messy? the most trivial context ever??? (after, i might add, literally reading a tweet that was like "phil inviting dan back to his room in 2009 like 'watch your step babygirl ❤️". which dan read. out loud. bro didn't even blink.)

?!?!?!

#i can't keep up. i'm too FRAGILE for this char #🤣 #simplydnp #answered #dan and phil #dnp #pinof