#and the rest of the spouses

[bookshopbentley]

crowley’s love for humanity has got be my favorite thing . he’s seen it all . he’s seen the absolute worst side of it , and he loves it anyways . crowley , you beautiful soul . what a terrible punishment it must be to have a heart that bleeds as much as yours .

#crowley’s greatest punishment was not his inability to see the stars it was the fact he wasn’t stripped of his love . #no matter how hard he tries to deny it — no matter how he may hide from it and wish it wasn’t so #he can’t help it . #its such an integral part of him . #he loves like the rest of us breathe . #sorry y’all after my last post you know it had to be a double homicide #azicrow #aziracrow #ineffable divorce #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #ineffable fandom #ineffable partners #good ineffable omens #ineffable wives #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[lunarharp]

shirahama-sensei reminded me she has a thing for the teacher from pokemon s/v so i randomly went off on an au where qifrey is the professor. etc

#witch hat tag #orufrey #the first image is qifrey dressed as that guy. i'm glad she has an inexplicable attachment to some dorky pokemon man like i do #someone was like 'wouldn't it make more sense for deanreldea to be the champion' .... well no. not in my world . #it maps onto magic skill. champions aren't like the Rulers of the land they're just the most skilled at this thing #oru as a burnt out champion who's gently encouraging a kid like coco to reach him one day means a lot to me. i like pokemon narratives #agott went shiny hunting for the same thing coco had but cooler - just to impress her. she really is a pokemon rival type girl #pushing myself to the limit to prove my worth to you - to get to the summit first so i'm waiting for you.. #and then realising it wasn't just to be strong - i realised i started wanting to see your smile. i wanted you to have fun. #i think coco would defeat agott at the end of victory road and then defeat oru & i'll probably draw one last thing abt that at least.. #the image is very cinematic..the dialogue and music in my mind..I WANT TO FACE ORU!!!!!!!!!! #the super cool insanely powerful awesome champion is the spouse of my professor and he gave me advice at the beginning...no way.... #btw the elite four would be the sages which is perfect (and maybe easthies as the first guy?) evil Team Brimhats #coustas as their renegade gladion-type figure. the gym leaders would be like sun/moon and s/v combined #travelling around facing the best students from different classes - so jujy and eunie etc. #i've barely thought about 'teams' or anything bc i care amore about the narrative side of things always lol #but idk. tetia with a swirlix - eunie would be ghost type boy - riche with small things but also a ceruledge or a steelix something massiv #and brushbug would have a final form which is really long like an eastern dragon- fluffy and with wings like a fairy. It's beautiful to me #well anyway *tries to move on to the rest of life now the brief obsession has passed* #obviously oru would be fire-type tho and qifrey would be water-type and they set off together and traded their starters etc.....it goes on

[buglaur]

the very rough plan for my ranch so far 🫡

#sdv #dunno what to do with the little area in front of my house #or by the grandpa thing #i'm playing vanilla btw #wish i could move the spouse area #i want to put shanes coop with the rest of the coops :( #i'm just about to start winter year 1 and i've just cleared out the farm fully so i've a blank canvas to work with for the season #i will post my actual farm when its got some resemblance to this 🥹 #assignments who? i only know farming sorry 🤷 #non sims

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

gone, gone, gone // @crowleys-bentley-and-plants, january 22nd, 2024)

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part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

i cant believe i did that. i threw my hand in the editing ring! first one as well, so mind any oddities. inspired by sonny's amazing blackout poem series, especially the poem included here in this post. it broke me. reminded me of this. then It Happened. thanks for letting me do it :))

#i can finally rest……. #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #maniac edits #ineffable spouses #you said queue me (and you did) #man i had to like. STRAIN to get the letters to work i even had to get out my own copy.. #it was worth it tho. three hours of work with no notes post go!!!!!!

[scienceisfood]

Me playing Stray: Haha, yay! I'm a kitty on an adventure!

Me discovering more and more about Zurks:

#stray game #zurks #okay but the sewer chapter dug up hidden Amnesia game memories i buried for A REASON #i gave upi couldn't do it my spouse had to finish the level while i watched with white knuckle horror #the weird part is that the zurks are only in the first half of the game so like??? #i was expecting things to freak me out more after but no i actually really enjoyed the rest #i can't replay though not with that chapter 😭😭😭 #every muscle on my body was so tense i thought i played this game to RELAX. NOPE. #sif personal

[varpusvaras]

I can't believe I only now thought 'what about 17' in Up that Mountain.

He gets one panicked crying message from Cody about how they lost Fox. 17 doesn't get more out of him, so he tries Ponds, because Ponds is not a fucking idiot. Ponds tells him that yes, they did, in fact, lose Fox, but...he isn't sure in what way. Fox is not on Coruscant and Thorn is now the Commander of the Guard, and Fox's name is not even in the GAR database anymore. So, uh, they assume that he is dead? But then there is the problem that they don't have the body, so they have double lost him. And something about this is making Ponds a little suspicious because if there is no body, is he actually dead? He has seen people get into worse situations and come out alive. None of the Guard seems like they are bothered either? They all liked Fox, so wouldn't they be?

17 is getting a headache. After the call he goes to get a drink or something, and Shaak Ti walks past him in the hallway. She smiles at him and then, for some reason, congratulates him, saying that he must be very proud and happy. What 17 is, is really fucking confused.

Meanwhile, on Alderaan, Fox wakes up in cold sweat. He thinks he has forgotten something really important.

#fox during breakfast the next morning: oh no #anyway 17 is really fucking done with these damn kids #he's not sure what he thinks about fox's choice of spouses at first but at the same time he is like hell yeah climb that social ladder #bail and breha are really nice to him bc this is the closest thing they will have for in-laws on fox's side #that are maybe a bit more personal than just having a million brother-in-laws #anyway 17 attends the wedding and is definitely not even a little bit emotional. and even if he is it doesn't show #since he is very busy keeping the rest of the party in check #sw #tcw #bail/breha/fox #alpha-17 #commander fox #commander ponds #commander cody

[kelpeigh]

Somewhere in that godforsaken house is a notebook with “Guillermo de la Cruz the Relentless? Guillermo the Relentless de la Cruz ?? Guillermo de la Relentless” doodled all over the pages with hearts and sparkles

#plot twist it’s Nandor’s #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #just thinking about how some people hyphenate their surname with their spouse’s #much like the rest of Nandor and Guillermo’s relationship it’d be a mess that somehow works out??

[sea-owl]

Penelope, drunk: If God didn't want me to commit fatherless behavior, he should've given my mother better taste in men!

Simon, Kate, Sophie, Phillip, Michael, and Gareth, all of them also drunk: AMEN!

Lucy, who also drunk: Wait, isn't our dad Simon?

#kate and michael are amening in ageeement with their fatherless friends #or because their daddies dead #simon gets dogpiled right after while the rest of the group exclaiming daddy #spouses friend group #bridgerton #incorrect bridgerton quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tiktok #simon basset #kate sheffield #kate sharma #sophie beckett #michael stirling #phillip crane #penelope featherington #gareth st clair #lucy abernathy

[msue0027]

David Tennant gave us the best tragic romances and wholesome platonic soulmates. Thank you sir.

#you're guilty tennant #i'm looking at you #but i'm very greateful #for shattering my mental stability #and holding together rests of it at the same time #david tennant #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #iinneeffaabbllee #ineffable partners #tenrose #thanks i cried for them #alec hardy and ellie miller #doctor and donna #thanks i cried for them besties #good omens #doctor who #broadchurch #alec hardy #ellie miller #donna noble #rose tyler #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #michael sheen #billie piper #olivia coleman #catherine tate #the doctor

[idliketobeatree]

Crawly, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was an angel, that he was a bit of a bastard, and that he desperately needed to be pinned against the Eastern Gate.

#*drops down like a lead balloon* #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens shitpost #garden of eden #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable spouses #good omens book #gos1 #if i ever wrote a fic about eden i would open with this line and watch the rest of the doc write itself #(sadly i'm not a good enough writer for longer fics but a gal can dream) #btw i pondered the use of crowley's deadname here but since it's eden timewise i figured it would fit more #marcela talks

[tatsunokoori-blog]

Proportions and other anatomical anomalies be damned, I come bearing a piece for @ineffablefamfeb ! I took three prompts: 10 and 20 from the SFW side, and because I love the idea so much, 19 from the NSFW side. The mix resulted in this lovely piece! Hope y'all enjoy the rest of FamFeb! :3

cw: pregnancy, but that should be expected XD

#good omens #ineffablefamfeb #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #tatsu's art #cw: pregnancy #glowing #This took so much time to complete but if I don't post it now I'll spend the rest of eternity on it #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable family #ineffable partners #ineffable parents #pregnant aziraphale #Ineffable Family February

[otterlyotterott]

A cat sits alone in the cemetery

Inspired by @circuscountdowns's bishop death comic.

cw: grief, slow mental deterioration by way of immortality

Mortal minds were not meant to live forever. Not alone. 

It’s the middle of the night and they kneel before the grave. In one of their hands they grip a shovel that had been gifted to them a long time ago. At the base of the handle is an engraving that matches the stone crown on the gravestone.

There is a pendant on their chest, and it gleams gold in the moonlight.

They close their eyes, and breathe. Out slow, in slow.  

Camellias smell like sugar and dirt, like three thousand years of longing. The flowers on this grave are always fresh. always redder than blood, even in the winter, when every other plant on cult grounds wilts and turns bare and hibernates. The camellias on his grave are always there, always beautiful. One might call them blessed.

They are not afraid of dying—they are devoted to Death. They simply cannot die yet. Their Gods and leaders need them. The rest of the flock needs their wisdom. Someone who can speak to them as an equal, but who knows more and has seen more than the rest. 

Mortal minds were not meant to live forever, but they’re still doing pretty well. They lose days or weeks sometimes, but it’s not a problem yet. They suspect it’ll take another five thousand or so before their mind becomes a problem, assuming something else doesn’t kill them first.

So, they cannot leave. Not of their own accord. They have no need to.

They want to stay, to be content with the impossible life they live, but something is missing. They’ve been missing the sandpaper edges of his voice for the last few centuries. They’ve been yearning for the feel of his fur on their own—green and yellow, a sunbeam shining over a bed of moss.

He left them. They agreed to it. He was tired. They understood, or thought they did. They were with him for the rest of his life, and they loved him, and he died, in the end, like a mortal, but his heart was full, and when he was gone for good, they realized that their heart had gone with him. Stolen in a final prank.

At first they figured the pain would lie in the loss itself, but true moments of pain were every time they would forget that he was gone. It was every time they would look beside them, to whisper to him something that he would yell aloud to embarrass them both, only to find no one was there. It was every odd hole in the ground that they would feel the urge to crouch down beside, to talk to him, coax him out, before someone would ask what they were doing and they would remember that he wasn't there. It was every time they remembered that holes in the ground were for plants, and not Gods.

He would be severely annoyed to see them do anything but smile, but it was getting hard to smile without him.

And, and he would want this, wouldn’t he? Even if getting woken back up annoyed him at first.

His After was probably boring without them.

He'd think it was funny.

He’d grin impossibly wide and say, “ABOUT TIME YOU DID SOMETHING SELFISH.”

They stare at the old stone. The crown of the God of Chaos stares back. It's only another life. He won't even have to put on a necklace this time around.

Mortal minds were not meant to live forever. Not alone.

So, they stand and lurch forward. They take the shovel into both their hands, and they drive it like a spear into the dirt, into Leshy's grave. 

They don’t know how the ritual works, but they know they’ll need his bones for it. They'll figure the rest out later.

#cotl #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #leshy x yellow cat #i just kept wondering like #what if one of the spouses asked for their love's golden skull necklace #and then hung out for a couple thousand years just so the bishops would have someone other than lamb and nari to mourn them #yellow cat here won't succeed though #they'll either not be able to do the ritual or narinder's going to appear out of nowhere and talk them down from interrupting leshy's rest #ottscreeching #i've been in a cotl rabbit hole for the last two weeks my god #to be continued maybe #rlly into the idea of being a god-spouse but not being the main character like The Lamb is so you're kind on the outskirts of the wild ride #watching a bunch of crazy shit go down but your job and your skills are only in like #growing pumpkins #but the love of your life is a big green chaos worm #hello cotl fandom #i wrote this at like 1:30 in the morning

[eldergreene]

I am a terribly easy person to shop for, and my family did well.

#the fun part was that the rest of my gifts were incredibly aziraphale or crowley coded #electric kettle #fancy box for my tea collection #exotic plants #Lego plants #wax embosser #I was like this before I watched the show #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses

[sentientsky]

this is just my entire camera roll at this point

#I’m rly normal about them btw #there are so many. I still have to go thru most of my camera roll and add the rest of em to this album #other ppl keep photos of their spouse(s) in their wallet #and what do I have?? #not a wallet. but if I DID have one. there’d be a picture of Muriel ehehe #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #shitpost

[multifandom-garbage-compactor]

On this episode of Can Someone Please Edit This For Me:

I’m imagining an ineffable husbands edit to “Give Him A Great Big Kiss” by the Shangri-Las, specifically that dialogue in the middle that goes

“What color are his eyes?

I don’t know. He’s always wearing shades.

Is he tall?

Well, I’ve got to look up.

Yeah? Well, I hear he’s bad.

Mmm, he’s good bad, but he’s not evil.”

And the edit looks like the angels are interrogating Aziraphale, intercut with clips of Crowley that contradict the answers he gives.

#Christ does this make any sense? #good omens #go #good omens season two #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #crowley x aziraphale #anthony janthony crowley #aziraphale #me from almost a year later coming to say when I mean that the clips contradict Aziraphale’s answers it’s basically just the first one #about the shades. the rest of the answers would have to be honest.

[chawarin-panich]

the current state of fan demands is so worrying to me. you guys are for real working your idols and their teams to their death with your constant demand for new content that you then engage with for the time it takes to type out a tweet and then you move on. It’s exhausting to witness - it’s no wonder thai idols more and more are needing to go on mental health breaks. You all are vultures for real.

#and youre making fandom less fun for the rest of us #begging people to rewatch a show and talk about it a month after it’s aired #it will heal you #and then you should try two months and then when you’re feeling real frisky you go for three #I am begging you to connect to something #and don’t get me started on the tbl shippers #babe the RPF is a fandom thing that is supposed to sustain you between shows #making these people spend every holiday together???? #hyper analyzing every social media interaction #my buddy my guy people need breaks from their whole ass spouses much less a coworker