#and the bois use that to their advantage

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

do we get to kiss the narnia au blorbos 👀 how does our relationship with them develop throughout the course of the story? how does it start with both sun and moon and how does it end up? any significant trouble spots you can hint at without spoilers (unless you dont care abt spoiling!!)

and also i forgot if you already pointed this out somewhere but is there an aslan character? if so, who?

*inhales*

THANK YOU

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TALK ABT THIS

okay. SO:

Yes, you probably will get to kiss the narnia blorbos...probably. Thing is, I'm not really good at developing romance plots (mostly cuz my brain never actually goes that far in planning and I always get caught up in leading events), but yes, I'm hoping I can actually get that far.

In terms of development...? Definitely Sun first, simply because he falls hard the second he meets you. Unfortunately, it's less because of you and more because of his past with humans and how scarce they are. You're the first human he's ever actually been able to talk to, you're there and you're real, and he doesn't want to let go of that. And it gets even better when he realizes that you like him too; after all, why else would you keep coming back to this dull and dreary world? He hasn't talked to anyone in a long time, and he doesn't want to give that up so soon, and of course, he has to protect what's his, doesn't he? Yes yes yes,especially in a world as dangerous as this one! He feels a strong need to protect you, especially after you meet Moon, who has a...slightly less pure love for you.

(Keep in mind, by the way, that Sun can be just as dangerous as Moon should he choose to be.)

Moon is definitely interested in you upon meeting you, but for...other reasons. He hasn't seen a human around in a long time either, or at least, not one who's lasted so long without his notice. Sun's lucky that Moon looks out for him, or the White Witch would surely punish them both for not handing them over. Thankfully, Moon is there to correct Sun's grave error by collecting the human himself! He hasn't had a new charge to tend to in a while, after all.

The Stone Garden is quiet up on the hill.

Moon does find you sweet and charming in your own little way, and he likes you, but like Sun, he wants to keep you for himself, and so he tries to convince you to take up his offer on visiting the Stone Garden and stopping by sometime, he's sure you'd like it, and he could protect you so well, just like all his other silent charges. You're so fragile, and fragile things need to be protected, yes yes, that's his job, the silent protector. And you're on board with it, too! Sure, he hasn't specified how long your visit would be, but you didn't seem to mind, none of his charges did in the end, or else they would surely say something about it. Every time he tries to take you, though, something pops up, and you leave him behind. Someday, he thinks, someday he'll have you all to himself.

Anything that could get you in trouble...? Well, a lot of things, actually, not that you really seem to mind. You find a good deal of interest in this world and its inhabitants, and they're all so friendly. Fortunately enough for everyone keeping a lookout for you, your obliviousness keeps you blissfully ignorant of all that goes on in the woods, and everyone is free to conspire as they wish. A few words of advice Moon's charges could have given you if they could voice them, however:

Trust no one.

Do not test the Dark Moon.

Beware the White Rabbit.

Avoid caves.

Don't eat anything offered.

Leave while you still can.

As for Aslan....

*laughs nervously*

weeeeelllll, someone suggested it being Michael, but the image of Freddy as a literal god was just to hilarious not to include, so I left it at that. Unfortunately I don't know much game lore regarding Michael (I really gotta do some research when I have the time), but I'd probably include him in Aslan's army as one of the people who escaped before Afton rose to power. After that, none of Aslan's followers were able to leave on account of being trapped in ice, and most of them were swiftly dealt with.

#asks #narnia au #THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTIONS #I REALLY APPRECIATE IT #also no the image of freddy as a god is too perfect i can't #it's all i can think of whenever this au comes up #but anyways yeah! #unfortunately this y/n has never heard of self-preservation #and the bois use that to their advantage #hope I answered your questions well enough :)

[wishfuldivine]

No, but hear me out.

Gaz using his beauty in a mission? He flirts and jokes around with their target. He's done so before, no matter the gender. His skills in making anyone tongue-tied or starstruck come in handy. Then, by the end of it all, he smirks cockily.

"No one can unmatch me." He says, the others agree immediately. If they were honest, they too were victims of his beauty.

#kyle gaz garrick #john price #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod mw2 #pricegaz #ghostgaz #soapgaz #that boy would use it to his advantage #he's fucking pretty and he knows it

[daenerysies]

99.999% of arguments used against rhaenyra are the definition of bullshit btw

why should i give a shit about the random man DAEMON killed to use as laenor’s body double when alicent was complicit in the murders of named characters like lyonel and harwin? or the brothel house that she had larys burn down (that most likely had innocent women and children inside)? or when criston murdered joffrey (over him trying to broker a deal with him)? or when aegon sexually harassed serving girls as a teen and we see the aftermath of him raping dyana as an adult? or when aemond murdered luke over a debt that he claimed had already been paid AND singlehandedly started a war that killed thousands?

idgaf about the nameless extra that only had 30 secs of screen time get over yourself

#house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #pro rhaenyra targaryen #team black #anti team green #anti team green stans #anti alicent hightower #anti aegon ii targaryen #anti criston cole #anti aemond targaryen #alicent might not have approved the lyonel/harwin debacle but she still used it to her advantage #and she might have been a ‘victim’ of larys BUT AGAIN she used him to her advantage #criston is a man baby #and aemond is a certified piss boy who will commit some of the most heinous crimes during the war #(along with his nonexistent brother daeron) #DON’T test me i will destroy you

[welcometogrouchland]

Dick as Damian's third parent while also having bad parent Talia: stale, boring, relies on poor characterization of Talia. Yawn.

Dick as Damian's third parent with good mom Talia except Dick and Talia still hate each other: beautiful, talented, show stopping, never been done before, etc. They take Damian out for a day and constantly try to out do eachother in who can be the most fun. Dick takes him to the circus except the high wire act is actually the two of them doing an old Flying Grayson's routine. Talia takes him to the arcade and buys the cabinet for his favourite game right there on the spot (also she's surprisingly good at DDR. Dick gets demolished in a match with her). Damian's torn bc on the one hand he knows they're both losing themselves in the competition instead of just being in the moment with him but on the other hand. Richard and Mother are taking him to his favourite Lebanese restaurant where they plan to buy him an all you can eat buffet bc Talia thought he looked thin and Dick agreed bc he knows Bruce can't cook good meals for shit. So who is he to deny them their whims?

#dc comics #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #good mom talia #walk with me. live in this beautiful world with me #why must we chose between good mom talia and father-brother dick? porque no los dos? #in all seriousness this is inspired by my ire at fans describing this interpretation of dick and damian as being 'fanon' #in the name of defending talias honour when like. it's canon. it's just canon. nightwing issues 16-20 show us this #obviously there's a fanonized version of that dynamic (that i am not immuned to. i love schmoopy affection okay?) #AND a version of that dynamic used to disparage talia but like. not in a way i find unique? it's used w/ bruce and damian too #and i think these versions of the characters can and should coexist. dick and talia in their get along shirt for the sake of their baby boy #<- said baby boy is a highschool freshman and fully taking advantage of the situation

[toxooz]

yet another Ramsuse doodle to get back on the horse once again and also bc i can never draw him enough tbh🤠

#ramsuse #also just remebered chaps exist and i Will use them to my slutty advantages in the cowboy au #my art #doodle #sketch #monster oc #monster #monster boy #terato #exophilia #monster boyfriend #muscular #pecs #bear #demon #tiefling #oc #original character #western

[adrift-in-thyme]

One thing that really got me about this update is that while they’re back on the road now and Twi is alright…it’s not a victorious departure. It’s sorrowful, it’s fearful, and it’s ridden with guilt and regrets about what just happened

Their body language says it even more than their words do. They’re slumped, they’re tense, they’re frowning rather than smiling. Hardly anyone cracks a joke this time around.

Their journey is beginning to take a toll on them. And although the Shadow just suffered a crushing defeat he doesn’t have the same emotional aspect that our heroes have had — and continue to have — to deal with.

I definitely foresee some arguments — maybe even physical altercations — in the future. That alone makes them vulnerable to the Shadow’s revenge (which previous updates have shown he doesn’t hesitate to exact. He’s angry. He’s coming for the heroes. Especially Twilight.)

I look forward to seeing how this will all play out

Credit to @linkeduniverse

#trin rambles #linkeduniverse #linked universe #lu chain #lu update spoilers #also #the unofficial leaders are feeling it the most it seems #time and wars are especially drained #it’s evident more than ever in their expressions and actions and words #they put a lot of pressure on themselves #took the supportive role during twi’s battle #and prolly have slept the least of any hero there #even rulie got a nap #I doubt those two allowed themselves one #having your leaders vulnerable is one of the greatest threats #it’s clear that the other boys can step up and take charge if needed #but the shadow will likely use this weakness to his advantage #before any of the other heroes CAN step in

[vehemourn]

this is my other neopets oc his name is grumble and hes a really nice guy

#he is hes just scary looking #im being serious LOL hes genuinely an upstanding citizen and hes aware hes scary looking and just uses it to his advantage sometimes #neopets #neopets oc #neoart #neotag #neolodge #my ocs #my art #k #neopets fanart #hello fellow neopians #neopets skeith #neopets mutant skeith #mutant skeith #skeith neopets #skeith #i need to find anyone else who has a skeith extremely underrated neopet #pspspsps #here boy

[taikanyohou]

“You did very well this time.” Li Dai Kun As Xie Wang. WORD OF HONOR (2021) - Episode 16.

#word of honor #wohedit #wohdaily #asiandramasource #asianlgbtqdramas #cdramanet #cdramasource #cdramaedit #xie wang #* #faiza gifs #god this makes me SO sad and ANGRY like. #this boy :((( is SO starved of love and affection that he will do ANYTHING to cling onto AN OUNCE of praise given to him and attention shown #to him like. HE HAS NO SENSE OF SELF WORTH AT ALL. #its ALL a bravado. #and zhao jing USED that to his absolute advantage and selfish greed like. XIE WANG YOU DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER MY BOY (

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Texas [at some eventual ultimate point of time] : FLORIDAAA, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Florida [whipping out his phone very calmly and starting to text] : Wait let me ask Gov first.

Texas : That's not how this wor-

Florida : He said no.

Texas :

Florida :

Texas :

Florida : Byyyyeeeee!

Texas : OH NO YOU GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHI-

#unfortunately for Texas whatever Gov says goes #listen to your elders Tex #that means both Gov and Flo #also unfortunately for Texas lol #Gov would be lying if he said he didn't have a soft spot for Flo #Florida however knows he does #and boy will he use that to his advantage whenever he can #or in this case whenever he needs to lmao #Texas now has two people he wants to kill #no one remind him that they're immortal #welcome to the table #wttt #wttt florida #wttt gov #wttt texas

[turtleblogatlast]

One of the biggest things that makes me see Leo as trans is absolutely the size of his carapace in comparison to his brothers’.

And I’m not talking about height! I’m specifically looking at his shell here, because when you compare him to the others, particularly Donnie who is nearly the same height as Leo, it’s very clear that Leo’s carapace is much longer in proportion to the rest of his body.

Like - standing side by side, even though Donnie is shorter his carapace ends noticeably higher up than Leo’s does. And I like this not only because it really helps push the idea that Leo could very likely be trans (or intersex!), but it’s also just a fun design difference between them.

(It also lends way to future scenarios of Donnie eventually getting taller than Leo, but sitting down still has Leo being the taller one haha.)

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #trans leonardo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #trans leo #it’s like 4 am and I’m having trans leo feelings again sorry guys #totally get if other people disagree with me on this! but it’s always gonna be my no.1 headcanon fr #his complexion the vibrancy of his colors staying even in adulthood his general demeanor and this? this hc is LOCKED in my brain #plus the times Leo’s depicted in pink white and blue throughout the series like I KNOW it wasn’t on purpose but damn if it doesn’t help #(his nails are also the exact same as his toe nails/claws but I don’t super count this one tbh) #(even though it is TECHNICALLY another point in favor of trans leo) #(mainly because all the boys’ nails are very much more humanoid than turtle) #(just like how their tails aren’t really a factor either since we see them only in their baby forms and never again) #I really like the idea that he was a female red eared slider pre mutation #and Lou Jitsu’s dna paved how his humanoid features came out (aka a more masculine build and voice) #but his turtle features are all very much more in like with a female res #love the thought of rise bros meeting og comic turtle boys and Leo being like wait you guys are res too?? but…you’re not colorful…… #one headcanon I have is that - you know the cute chirping and stuff we have the boys do? #I like to think that Leo’s chirping actually sounds more feminine to himself and his bros (so he tends to not do it) #idk I love thinking about this hc a lot and there’s no time like four am to talk about it huh? #future scenario has future Donnie going up to future Leo all smug like ah Nardo how’s the weather down there #and Leo’s all like good *sits down* why don’t you join me :) #Donnie: …*sits and stretches his neck out to be taller still* #Leo calls him a cheater but Donnie calls it ‘making use of his species’s advantages’

[cutter-kirby]

gregor and sejanus. kind boys who speak out when something's not right. forced into an identity that never really fits them. born to be killers, gregor as a rager and sejanus as a crack shot inheriting a munitions empire. love their mothers. they dare to hope and care and respect people that those in power have already written off. both are expected to die and accept their death on their own terms, the plain of tartarus and the arena. frequently called "boy." they're good and try so hard. there's no place for them, not capitol nor district, not the underland or the overland. something about sejanus' "you're all monsters here!" and gregor's "the warrior's not fighting for either of you!" breaking the sword and bringing out the bread.

#sejanus would be a rager btw. if he was in tuc #the underland chronicles #tuc #gregor the overlander #tbosas #thg #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #sejanus plinth #YEAH i don't stop at one tuc thg comparison #i could go on. twitchtip and finnick #my BOYS ugggghhhhhhhhhhh ARRRRGGGHHHHHH #though gregor uses his warrior status to his advantage while sejanus tries to escape the capitol #sejanus is doomed to die. gregor is doomed to live #also they're both very angry for very good reasons

[joysmercer]

idk what i was expecting from this book about the 1936 olympic gold winning men’s rowing team but it certainly wasn’t this

#‘and decidedly innocent’ is sending me #they were by far the youngest team and thry used that to their advantage!! #and ofc ‘crisp diplomatic english’ #but also. not an entire brawl less than a week before comp?? #the boys in the boat #books #and. was bobby moch ok. why was he (5’7 and 119 pounds at the time of the games) like this 😭

[scoobydoomidnightblue]

the other three monkees using poor mike and his big hands as a stim toy.

in the episode where micky does his werewolf impression mike just offers up his hand to be chewed in a way that makes me think that this happens often, and micky will sometimes ask to just chew on Mike’s hand as long as he promises to be “be gentle”

I think Davy does this too, but he doesn’t ask, he just sometimes grabs and starts biting because he’s a feral animal when he’s comfortable at home and Mike has to talk to him about that.

Overall I think Davy’s a little rough with Mike because he’s a selfish little thing that they spoil the hell out of, and unlike micky who sometimes just goes buck wild but feels bad about it, Davy just’ll grab Mike’s hands and start doing things like grabbing his fingers and straightening them and making him clap and shit with no shame because he just sometimes needs to take his toddler-energy out on something and Mike just sits there and lets it happen (i promise he lets davy know if it’s too much and Davy will listen) Davy has no shame when they’re at home and he doesn’t have a girl over or something and Mike lets him just do what he needs to do because it lets davy let loose a bit.

Peter plays with Mike’s hands but he’s more gentle than Davy, and he doesn’t bite though sometimes he’ll put Mike’s hand up and press it against his mouth because it feels good. He’s just overall more gentle about it and because Mike feels safe and comfortable.

sometimes Mike has peter and Davy both at once playing with his hands (micky’s a bit embarrassed that he sometimes needs to let out his energy on Mike so he tries to really only fiddle with Mike’s hands when he’s in hyper mode or stressed out) and the duality of energy is funny.

all of this happens when they’re sitting on the couch and Mike just has his personal time taken up with his three monkee kiddos.

#the monkees #mike nesmith #davy jones #peter tork #micky dolenz #tv!verse #this is TV SHOW MONKEES not real monkees!! #this is intense monkee-autism combo that is totally not just me projecting for comfort reasons #and I promise mike stims with the others too I just think about them all treating him like he’s their long-suffering mother a lot #davy takes advantage of this to the max and is a bit of a brat #but I just think about this a lot #i’m sorry if this is weird and nonsensical #and maybe i’m just projecting because I like mikes big chunky hands and would like to use them as stim toys just maybe that’s it #but i just wanted to get this out because it sits in my brain and the monkees are my comfort vehicles #i project all of my lonely wants for connection onto these four boys who are so comfortable with each other

[hannibal-confessions-nbc]

Are peeps who think Randall deserved better than what Hannibal did to him? 😭 the boy only want to express his becoming

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#hannibal confessions #nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal lecter #randall tier #Hannibal like. took advantage of randalls mental state. and used it to his advanfage #like he did to will #he definitely deserved better. #while hannibal embraces that boys identity (which would've given randall miles of relief) #he also took advantage of it and turned his trust into a weapon :( #like. im glad he got to die being himself #but i think its just the manipulation that bugs me

[fallstreakfeathers]

Aizetsu being the 'nicest' and least likely to kill you (comparatively)

vs

Aizetsu being the most psychologically manipulative of all the clones

#tell me im wrong #hes the cutest and he knows it #he knows how to use his sad little pout to his advantage #demon slayer #aizetsu #he has the greatest success of all of them re: emotional manipulation #bby boy can get any information out of ANYONE #not to say he WONT threaten you but boy howdy is he gonna make you believe its ur own fault #and hes probably right :) #(i do mean he is both)

[bookwyrminspiration]

underrated moment is when Livvy canonically called Fitz “Pretty Boy” (Legacy, p. 490) we should use that more. pretty boy <3

#kotlc #fitz vacker #unrelated but WHY is text showing up as black that clashes HORRIBLY with the mode I use! #I can’t! fucking see! the words! #anyway #pretty boy fitz please and thanks #he didn’t even contest it #though to be fair he was focused on more important things #but I’m going to misinterpret that to my advantage #pretty boy!!!