#and probably eat it after....

[philchy]

This guy, I want to slap and hug him at the same time, good for him.

#wait for my dark urge lady darling #shes gonna steal your heart #and probably eat it after.... #WELL ANYWAYS #astarion #baldur's gate 3 fanart #baldur's gate #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #dnd #bg3 #bg3 astarion

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[kiisaes]

big day for annoying people (me)

#posting this a day early (from my time zone) bc i will probably be too busy tomorrow to make anything .. #need this boy to eat a full buffet after literally dying and resurrecting and collecting all that trauma in the span of like 20 minutes #pretend that i am a doting mother right now #bnha #mha #bakugou katsuki #fan art #becki draws stuff n stuff #rendered

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[ryllen]

A question I have just recently,

can Sebek handle spicy?

this is what i generally think of fae.

tho i think,

lilia knows spicy spices from his travel.

even tho in dragon form, malleus breathes fire from his mouth, and fire is hot, it might be like the kind of fire that doesn't hurt him in the first place

sebek father might bring spicy spice from human world with him, but since i think of him as a mellow man, he might not be interested in spicy food in the first place

#honestly it makes me wonder all the nrc students ability to handle spiciness & i wish everyone would start putting them into tiers #twst #twisted wonderland #do i tag this as sebek #i do want to know what others think of him #sebek zigvolt #i think the octas would be very bad at it #but floyd probably keeps on challenging it so he gains tolerance over it #riddle would be very bad with it #ace would be pretty good #but deuce would be a little less #or do u think punk him would dare other punks on spicy food #who would shed tears #who would break a sweat #who would eat like it's nothing #who would wail asking the great seven to take them to the after world #i am just wondering bcs of the rabbit sausage roll in deuce hometown #leona who never lift a finger finally break a sweat from spicy food #who knows we even see tears in his eyes while he endures it silently #can vil stay beautiful eating spicy food #despite his tough claim can epel handle spicy #anyhow do u know there's samyang 1/2 spicy now #that's the only one i can eat without suffering like actually enjoying it #idia i feel like he would wrinkle from spicy food #but what if he is some connoisseur of instant noodles so he had been eating spicy ones quite a lot #my brother always love to see me suffer over spiciness

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

rough day...

#i might come back and color this. Eventually.... #scribbled this after a busy day of lots of moving things into storage and hauling boxes around #i felt a bit like a workhorse! #at some point i sat down on the uhaul w/ my water and thought. Wow. How Does Eddie Manage #poor guy deserves a break... #he needs a day off smh #i mean the neighborhood would fall apart w/o him probably but still. he needs a vacation! #he works too hard! someone tell him to prioritize himself for once! #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #eddie dear #alrighty well its 12 am i need to get up in less than 6 hours and i still have Several Things To Do before i can sleep! #so! queuing this and getting those last chores done #wait fuck. what where they #well! i'll remember when i get up to do them! probably! #yknow 7 hours into tomorrow's drive im gonna be like OH FUCK I FORGOT THE [insert task here] #oh. shit did i eat dinner? hm... im not gonna be ready for breakfast when i wake up #so i might as well add 'quick cup of noodles' onto tonight's Before-Sleep list.... #im rambling! sorry! #anyway i have Much affection for eddie! somebody get him a spa day and some shiny new stamps!!!

[spacedace]

Nother dp x dc prompt for yall:

Jazz tracks down the League of Assassins to get as much training from them as she can to take out the GIW and her parents. While there she meets Jason post his Lazarus Pit dip.

They get along a little too well for Talia's (and her plans for Jason's) comfort.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #jazz fenton #jason todd #talia al ghul #anger management ship #anger management #dp x dc anger management #league of assassins Jazz #jason still ends up breaking into titans tower but this time it's to bully Tim into eating & sleeping #red hood has a friend when he comes go gotham and it looks like the woman suspected of blowing up several government buildings #they probably end up kidnapped damian after Danny & Elle are safe

[skeletoninthemelonland]

#my babies. i go to sleep at night knowing they are just hanging around and eating tangerines (you wouldnt get it) #picking them up and showing them to the world as if they were my simba children #next thing after behind the codes will be this original story i'm working on (probably haha) #original character #starbsart

[itzjazzyjazzin]

MIND MELD ‼️💥

#probably thinking about what to eat #I wish they mind melded more after the train ep #rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #rise of the tmnt

[oodlesodoodles]

#I was so impatient with this one and it came out bad i think #Think inking is just slapdash #But i do like the layout #I probably wont revisit this as much as it eats my brains #But do u see my vision #Harry is sitting there after poking around and being told to stop poking around and he watches kim tensing up #Oh he doesnt like this at all. Empathy failure. Check again #He is very tuned in to whats happening. If you talked to him his ass wouldnt be listening #He brought you here to see this on purpose

[itsfarashi]

Seeing as it's been around 24 hours since either of them ate something that wasn't a raw egg, snake, or fish, maybe they get food before heading back to America. I imagine Ashley isn't allowed to leave any secure premises, so perhaps someone goes and orders something and brings it back. Probably a missed opportunity, being all the way in Spain and just ordering McDonalds.

#resident evil 4 #RE4 #RE4 remake #resident evil 4 remake #leon kennedy #ashley graham #mcdonalds #fanart #sketches i took much farther than intended #digital art #no meal tastes better than the one you eat after a harrowing situation #ok well maybe some meals #i feel like i'll run into trouble dealing in absolutes #resident evil fanart #brain has been full of resident evil and probably will be until i consume every piece of canon media

[mono-blogs-art]

Higa Manami as Nomoto Yuki in Tsukuritai Onna to Tabetai Onna, episodes 11 - 13

#my stuff #tsukutabe #tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna #she loves to cook and she loves to eat #my poor attempt at making gifs with dvresolve after 2 years of not touching it. #don't. don't look at the coloring it's all over the place i just wanted to gif nomoto wiggles and ended up making a bunch more... #nomoto yuki yuri protagonist of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will she finally get with the woman of her dreams this season!!!!!!!!! #probably not. most definitely not. but the slowburn is so good. #also higa-san is so pretty i could look at her forever and ever. #oh i love that she was cast despite being much older than the age nomoto is supposed to be. she brings the best energy to this character #^ supposed to be as in presumably

[starphenie]

whenever i think of how nikki's personality has changed from her first game to her latest i get so emotional.. bring back silly lazy genki girl nik </3

#they grow up so fast #shining nikki #nikki up2u #shining nikki fanart #nikki #my art #going thru an incomprehensible number of time loops will change you fr #not to be a momo sympathizer but i imagine one day he woke up and she was suddenly so patient and mature. lost all her airheadedness #had no interest in her usual hobbies. and he never figured out why while she was on time loop. number 100 or something #like yes nikki’s lacking in personality because she’s the mc and it makes for a more immersive story but HC WISE after trying so many times #and experiencing the same thing over and over again u probably stop trying a bit and start observing #just smiling and nodding #WHENEVER u go visit her house in sn and shes dicking around eating chips and practicing her dance routine or whatever THAT is nikki #not bending over backwards to help people or thinking of her next move.. shes spiritually never taken off her goofy rubber boots ok #shes just a lil different now. because of the time traveling #and the death

[rickybaby]

“I’ve only found out recently I am lactose intolerant …”

#Italian kid who grew up on pasta and pizza just found out he’s lactose intolerant #need to google a picture of his godawful monza pizza to see if it has cheese on it and the implications for his race if it does #most probably thought it was completely normal to have the runnies after eating dairy #finding out he’s lactose intolerant must have been the same kind of revelation as when the first time someone asked him if he had adhd and #he googled what adhd was #daniel lore?? #daniel ricciardo

[vrronica-sawyer]

Soul Eater Trigun au doodles except none of these idiots would be able to soul resonate early enough into their relationships to be assigned partners in school sorry shipper nations

Do NOT look at these weapons pls I hate drawing guns

#u may be able to soul resonate with someone u argue with alot but not if y’all aren’t on the same page during a fight #vash probably disagrees with killing and eating witches #and thinks u should put a kieshan egg to rest instead of eating it after u kill it #Milly’s probably the only one go with the flow enough to work with that #i think Meryl’s just very picky and emotionally guarded so she doesn’t have an official partner #wolfwoods concjnced he’s gonna be one of those self wielding weapons and doesn’t need a Miester #but the four of them would be a team and eventually they’d all be able to wield each other #also I didn’t rlly draw it but knives is a weapon who doesn’t want to be one so he’s enrolled as a Miester #I was also thinking vash and knives are witches enrolled in the school like hana in the manga #vash wants to just coexist and pretend he’s human and knives is hoping to take over the school one day and change how witches r treated #Trigun #soul eater #Trigun au #soul eater au #polygun #meryl stryfe #trimax #trigun maximum #milly thompson #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #millions knives #rill’sart #rill'sart #fanart

[twisting-in-wonderland]

the presumed problem Lilia vs the Actual problem Jade....

(inedible food vs poisoned food... battle of the ages...

who'd you pick to cook for you,,,?)

#twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #lilia vanrouge #ram's art #i finally read jade's culinary vignette after i got it from the octavinelle showcase a while back........ #i love that rook's reaction to his mouth going completely numb from a strange mushroom is to be :] about it #guy's deranged i love it #anyways j a d e dont . put whatever in meals pls......... #i'd still eat his food over lilia's though... poison is preferable to burnt food i cant stand the taste of anything remotely burnt..... #if like. cheese is lightly browned i cant eat it lol #this art's probably not clear without vignette knowledge buuuut its fineeee #alsoalso look at me trying. bgs........ again................. #and also drawing about an event that . literally happened so long ago it was /before/ i had twst.. wild-- #also!!!!!! shout out to my first time drawing rook :]]]]]]] (i think) lilia also in a way........ #wait- #rook hunt #i . i forgot my pal.........