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builtlikeastickofcelery · 1 year

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spookberry · 28 days

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I put them next to each other casually without much thought, but I've had to redraw them in this set up so many different times in the development of this project that I kinda ship them now??? like why are they always lookin at each other like that

#my art #vampire debutante #they dont even have names #but its funny in the very vague concept of these twos characters yellow is like the hunk that all their peers are kind of obsessed with #tiara and niamh even fight over him sometimes(for status reasons not cuz theyre into him)#but i was imagining red as like a bit dorky but sweet #girls arent into him really but they dont turn him down when he asks to dance or tries to make polite conversation #in an earlier draft i was gonna have a bit where Niamh and Tiara are both vying for red's attention and Niamh wins so they dance #Tiara's only other option then is red who isnt as hunky as yellow (L for her) as she needs a dancing partner to show up niamh with #but i didnt wanna animate the stupid little dance battle so i didnt do that #now the boys are just hanging #but the fact that i keep drawing yellow making eyes at red is so funny like thats just supposed to be his default expression but #do you think hes really into red and half of his showboating is just to try and get this dweebs attention but literally nothing works #meanwhile red's just sorta accepted his role as the dweeb that no one's into #oh my god

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kaitcake1289 · 2 years

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based on that one meme

#mythic quest #kaitsart #brad bakshi #david brittlesbee #braddavid #i suppose #to be clear i dont rlly ship/i sorta ship them ironically but they can be funny sometimes

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askbloatedbellyblog · 4 months

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Riddle Rosehearts/Pop Tart Mascot, Riddle Rosehearts/Belly Characters: Riddle Rosehearts, Cater Diamond, Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Trey Clover Additional Tags: Stuffing, Belly Kink, Vore mention, Pop Tart Mascot being eaten Summary:

Ending the year off right with the latest meme, the Pop Tart Mascot. And I make it kinky.

Riddle Roseheart always follows the rules. Even the silly ones. Even the ones that make you eat a magical giant pop tart at a spell drive game. So he has to suffer the digestive consequences.

#belly kink #stuffing #burp kink #burping #male stuffing #twisted wonderland #Riddle Rosehearts #He eats the Pop Tart Mascot #vore adjacent?#sorta it was a live and magical but also food #weird things happen okay #this was supposed to be short and funny #it was maybe funny #not short

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dropthecop · 3 months

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why did my boromir post get notes i'm scared

#my roommate requested Boromir Tags Rant in the replies of that post so i suppose i will put that here #BASICALLY it all boils down (in my brain) to people hating this dude for like. getting mind controlled. like it was NOT HIS FAULT‼️#local man tries to take and use an object that specifically influences people to want to take and use it; mord at 5 #like ?????#thats the whole POINT of the ring that's the whole reason FRODO had to carry it. he was one of the few people who was super resistant to th #thrall and influence of it #boromir is Just Some Guy (i mean he's like royalty sorta-kinda or whatever but he's just human he doesnt have any special Ring Resistance)#it's NATURAL that he would be tempted #like we SAW what it did to bilbo. we saw him being possessive of it and using it more than he should etc. but when it's bilbo then #apparently people suddenly gain thinking skills and realize that he was being influenced by an outside force #but when it's boromir suddenly its a moral failing???? america explain #plus also like. he was overcome for all of 2 minutes. and as soon as he realized what happened he CRIED bc he was so disgusted w his action #NOT TO MENTION SACRIFICING HIS LIFE FOR MERRY AND PIPPIN #NOT TO MENTION THAT EVEN WHILE INFLUENCED BY EVIL RING 5000 HE STILL ONLY EVER WANTED TO USE THE POWER FOR THE GOOD OF HIS PEOPLE #NOT TO MENTION [gestures at everything to do with faramir]#like. think for 4 seconds. use your brain. would an evil man cry after realizing he was influenced into doing something bad #would an selfish evil man sacrifice his life to save 2 funny hobbits #anyway i like him #also from like an out-of-universe perspective boromir trying to take the ring shows the power of the ring. it shows that it was able to #overcome even this Good Guy Character. you are not supposed to read/see that scene and take away from it ''boromir is bad''#you are supposed to take away from it ''wow the ring is SO POWERFUL that it could even influence such a good guy as boromir''#THATS MY OPINION ANYWAY #OH ALSO WE SAW FRODO GET INFLUENCED BY IT. ngl i forgot that happened for a minute. but EVEN FRODO caved for a bit #theres a reason why boromir's death is framed as a tragedy. it's not a bad guy getting what he deserved #it's a good man who will be missed and who died too soon #do you Really think aragorn would have kissed his forehead if he was evil. come on.#AND LIKE PIPPIN SWEARING FEALTY TO DENETHOR OVER IT??? that's a whole other can of worms but AUGH. pippin..........#Absolutely Agonizing.#can't be bothered to fix the grammar mistakes in this sowwy #my post

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lutiaslayton · 7 months

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Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva

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Disclaimer: This is a fan-translation for the Japan-exclusive novellisation of the movie Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva. The original novel was written by Aya Matsui under the supervision of Akihiro Hino, and belongs to Level-5.

This translation only aims to be a pleasant read for non-Japanese fans, nothing more: I made a few deliberate changes while translating in order to get the writing style closer to what is usually found in English fanfictions, as the Japanese storytelling can sometimes be different than what we are used to.

＊ Puzzle n°001

“Let’s get going. Puzzle n°001: ladies and gentlemen, please take a good look around you, and assemble under the oldest thing you can find.”

The man’s voice had just told us the first puzzle.

“Now, do note that there is a time limit.”

Spotlights were switched on and a long, narrow box-like object was raised up. A music box.

The paper containing the score, rolled around a cylinder, slowly unwrapped and ended up swallowed into a slit. Soon, the machine began to play a tune.

“You have until the music ends… so there is no time to lose.”

The audience had been stunned by the unexpected turn of events; but everyone soon rushed out of the hall. Their one and only goal was simple: to find this ‘oldest thing.’

We could not afford to stay idle. I stood up in a hurry.

“Professor, let’s go find it!”

The professor replied with a calm nod, and slowly walked towards the door.

“I’m coming too,” Janice said as she rushed to catch up with us.

I glanced… sideways at her. Even in normal clothes, without her costume as the Queen of Ambrosia, she was still a very beautiful person. And even though she was now back to being Janice Quatlane… Her lively sparkling eyes and the impression of dignified strength that she radiated had remained exactly the same.

I wanted to protect her. But I was a child, wanting to protect a famous adult opera singer… if anyone could hear this, they would surely laugh at me.

Still, I was very serious. I couldn’t let Janice suffer the same fate as those who had disappeared under the floor earlier. And the only way to do that was to keep winning this game.

I was going to become a gentleman too. It was only natural to help a lady in need.

I decided to focus my thoughts on the puzzle. The Crown Petone was decorated here and there with fossils, rough crystals, and antiques, all looking very old. We had to find the oldest item out of all of these… My eyes would scurry here and there, all around, but I only felt like our limited time was being wasted.

Janice looked very worried. I had to do something… The sound of the music box playing made me feel even more impatient.

“Professor, there are way too many things on board that could be the right answer! Which one could be the oldest?”

The professor did not respond. I stopped asking.

I had soon learned that when he was silent and had this kind of expression on his face, it meant that his mind was moving at full speed. I did not want to disturb his thoughts by talking about unnecessary things.

Suddenly, he looked up with a start. He must have solved it!

“It’s alright, Luke. Now, let’s hurry back to the theatre.”

And there it was. I was glad I hadn’t bothered him.

When we returned back to our starting point, I noticed that quite a few other people were already here.

Suddenly, the professor said:

“The clue was in the puzzle itself.”

“Huh?”

I quickly pulled out my notebook, reading again the mysterious man’s exact words. I had written them down as soon as he had announced the puzzle.

“Try to remember,” the professor continued. “The host said ‘take a look around,’ but at no point did he say ‘look on this ship’…”

I ran my eyes hastily over my notes.

“He certainly didn’t use the words ‘on board.’”

“This is because the ‘oldest thing’ we are supposed to find is not on this ship.”

Janice asked with a surprised look on her face:

“But if it’s not on the ship, then where is it?”

“The oldest thing we are supposed to look for…”

The professor suddenly looked up. Janice and I did the same. Above us was a clear, starry sky.

“…are the stars that have existed for tens of thousands of years,” he soon concluded.

The oldest things were the stars! This was not an answer I had considered. But now that I had heard it, it sounded obvious. All the fossils and other objects that had been placed all over the Crown Petone were simply decoys meant to mislead us.

“You did it again, Professor!”

As I just finished saying this, the music box fell into silence.

“Your time is up. The oldest things were the stars in the sky that still shine in the night to this day… Congratulations to all that stand in this hall. You have earned the right to try your hand at the next puzzle.”

Many contestants around us breathed a sigh of relief. But at that moment, dozens of screams reached my ears from outside.

I was reminded of all the people who had disappeared when the floor collapsed earlier.

If we could not solve the puzzle, then we had to offer our life… This was a terrifying game of life and death. Once again, fear was palpable.

“Let us now move on to Puzzle n°002. Ladies and gentlemen, please gather this time around the place ‘from which you can see the largest crown.’”

The man’s voice sounded to me like a death sentence…

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#professor layton #layton's book club #luke triton #hershel layton #janice quatlane #eternal diva #eternal diva novel #translation #professor layton and the eternal diva #funny question by the way #did all the people who went on the deck and also had a clear view over the night sky lose?#that would suck if they were still admiring the right answer but from the wrong location #also would have been a sorta neat place to stand on since that's also supposed to be the place to go for puzzle 002 #but I guess Des might have planned it and done something like locking up the door leading outside after everyone had gathered in the theatr #and only unlocked it again for puzzle 002 when it became relevant #that'd be even sneakier for the contestants who would have tried to get outside for puzzle 001 #and it might be a way to make sure that nobody takes the lifeboats early too #making it so that when the lifeboats become the answer... the people taking them are also more likely to be more interested in #winning the game than in using the boats to escape

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goldiipond · 10 months

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just got reminded of this while looking in the ray folder you have to look at all of them now or ill fucking explode

#skye's ramblings #THEYARE DVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!#also hooly shit rare de-scarfed timeskip ray. put it back thats scary #NO idea how alicia is staying on rays back like that but if any of the younger kids are gonna find a way to do it. its definitely her #i do think its abit funny how that gp kid sorta becomes chris' replacement. i suppose its a bit hard to climb legs when you are in a coma

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transmandrake · 3 months

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I dont really have much to say about the palworld thing that hasnt already been said, but, even if it is a genuinely fun well made game, basically ARK but pokemon, sounds great-

-except my least fucking favourite part of ARK is that you have to literally bludgeon and drug and force feed the dinosaurs to tame them.

So. This isnt actually a new shocking spin at all. This is just ARK's horrible system again. But as a whole game.

#I dont even think 'taking pokemon very seriously as actual dogfighting and slavery ' is like #a concept that could never work #but nothing has actually done anything with it except 'haha animal abuse and slavery jokes funnie'#it is fucking bizarre the best take on the concept #is pokemon iteslf with gen 5's plot #also when i say horrible i dont mean not fun. ARK is fun #Ive heard palworlds fun too. But I hate the needless cruelty baked into ARK.. So this is just disappointing to just be Needless Cruelty Game #At least I can mod the taming system out ARK #Not even really critiscising it. Just... I dont get it. Is this supposed to be shocking. Is it supposed to be funny #At least the PETA game had like. A stance. Palworld so far seems to just sorta. Woa. Pokemon with Gun #...these tags are like 3 of this post #be good be bad but dont be boring yknow

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twilightarcade · 5 months

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Opinions and THOUGHTS

like in general or...

Ummm! I don't like crunchy foods that are like. Soft. You know like onions and stuff?? Hate those om a texture basis. Also mushrooms.. don't have too much a problem with the taste but it isn't quite worth the texture. That's not really an opinion more of a preference but I don't really have any ground breaking opinions I think so let's pretend ok

OH um!! Opinion I think 125% zoom shouldn't be the default zoom because that's literally huge which like I know it's different bur I'm special pleadingface the world has to revolve around me. Alsoalso I hate hate hate that TouchPad thing where sometimes if you touch it it'll stay touched except it's so weird!!! Unpredictable n such..

^^^ guy who just got new laptop voice anyway hi future us here this was written like 5 years ago ummmmmmm let's see here

ok you knwo right noow we're laying in bed actually so not many thoughts. Tomorrow is friyay I suppose...... This weeekend though !! Going to be out like all weekend to help some stupid middle schoolers (I LOVE tjem so much) (theyre so tiny.) (some of them are taller than me but we don't talk about that) except like i've been putting off coding this thhimh (TECHNICALLY NOT MY FAULT !! IM NOT UNDER CONTRACT AND HAVENT BEEN ABLE 2 MAKE THE MEETINGS) so im going to need to finish it in like. A day. And sorta pray ....

#askstag #SOSOSO behind on things don't look ........#anyways also this weekend my mom wanted me to figure out how to make these like granola bar whatever #that are like. 4 dollars each (ABSOLUTELY INSANE !) at this cafe and they're really good allegedly #so i'm gonna figure out how to make them 4 her 👍#BUT like i never make. Granola bars. So it's gonna be fun.#Ermmm these aren't really thoughts more an account of my life I suppose #It was snowing like? Yesterday. Absolutely huge snowflakes made me so happy #I was TOO tired today apparently and i talked a lot (BAD !!) absolutely horrendous. Not an articulate individual when tired.#it's ok though nothing can damage my upstanding reputation 👊👊 everyone loves me (<- lying)#been really sleepy lately but also havennr really been eating latelyso going 2 try n fix that #ALSO NEED A MUG ! Like i have one except SOMEONE likes to use it all the time (there's several others)#but like. That's the only one that feels nice yk #the design is nice on the eyes AND the shape is really nice. What more do you need in a mug #now i juust need to start drinking coffee or somethibg. Then my hashtag mug liffe will be complete #been sorta mulling over the people in my family as of late and it's really funny. Would share if that wasn't #like. People in my family. Safety or whatever.#it's like if you got a bunch of guys who hated each other and locked them in a room together yk #they would slay in a death game

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camping-with-monsters · 9 months

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I’m Hooked (Addicted You Might Say)

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litany-writes · 11 months

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conversations with God (iii)

#litany-writes-poetry #poetry #religious #hopefully this is more positive than my last post #kinda??? hopefully sorta #oops #anyways continuation of this series of poems! this is closer to an actual conversation than the other ones if we're being picky #alternatively titled: 7 minute conversation with your sleep paralysis demon (God) about how you have longing-induced insomnia #it's kinda funny reading this poem back because i'm no longer in the place (like mentally) where i was when i wrote it #like i can empathize with the sentiment but i can no longer personally relate to the connection being mourned #this was written a while ago so i suppose that's to be expected ..?

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arb0k · 1 year

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pretty much every time i get my injection the nurse asks me afterwards if it hurt too bad, cause it's not a very common type and getting the angle right makes a huge difference (and also one girl hit a nerve once and it sucked). but for some reason the guy today decided to rub the site a little and phrase it as "was that good for you?"

#funny that six months ago i was horrified by getting ass shots and now i just find em sorta entertaining #...for added context you Are suppose to massage it to disperse the giant liquid bubble the other ones have just always made me do it myself #zero rambles

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bumpscosity · 1 year

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It’s midnight and I should be in bed but I was hit with piranha plant fakemon inspiration so i sketched up these so I wouldn’t forget

Regional variant of Mawile (took major toad inspo since it was the first Mario npc I thought of but I’ll probably change it idk) and an unnamed fakemon that can suck itself in to its shell/planter to zoom around really fast and hit enemies

#trying to decide if the unnamed fakemon shiny should be inspired by the piranha plants og colors or prickly or spiny #the shell will be blue bc ofc #but they all go pretty well with it so I’ll mess with it more tomorrow if I have time #kinda wanna do a chain chomp fakemon too but I don’t think I have enough further inspo #like it’s just be a chain chomp yknow #all good animal based pokemon are based on more than one thing. like blastoise is a turtle but also a tank #that’s my philosophy in fakemon designs. need at least 2 concepts to pull together #and ik mon like charizard sorta break that but I feel like it’s the best course of action 99% of the time #unrelated but I think it’d be kinda funny if all my fakemon were from the same region since their kinda all over the place as far as #concepts go. like you’ve got these and then you’ve got like. mime jrs based on ice cream flavors.#sassy speaks #pkmn #fakemon #nonrebloggable bc they look bad lmao #also need to learn how to draw spiky teeth i don’t think you’re supposed to draw them by drawing zigzags

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skyward-floored · 2 years

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Floors

*nods sagely* floors

Being known for floors is not something I really thought would ever happen to me but here we are

#it’s sorta supposed to be like ‘floored’ as in ‘really impressed and awed’#but I decided to lean into the floor thing #mostly because it’s funny #but also I greatly enjoy lying on the ground #answers from the floor #anon

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somelazyassartist · 2 years

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Wait there are people unironically attracted to Kurt from Spree. Are you telling me there are also people unironically attracted to Patrick Bateman too

#i guess it's not like the worst thing it just sorta caught me off guard lmao #like PLEASE don't get me wrong #i LOVE a fucked up man covered in blood #but like..... they're parody characters lmao #they're meant to satirize these types of guys doing anything to be their view of 'perfect' but in doing so are pathetic for it #Kurtz ramping his content from regular stuff to illegal stuff to murder in order to try to get social media popularity #but in turn becoming more and more pathetic and desperate for attention and getting clumsier with his work because of it #and Patrick Bateman obsessively trying to become The Perfect Guy™ and fitting in with high society to an unhealthy degree #but who turns into a whiny crybaby brat whenever he doesn't get his way and who can't handle any slight ounce of criticism #like... their motivations are their downfalls #they're a parody of themselves the more they try to succeed the more pathetic and cringe they're supposed to be seen like #like. they're a joke. they're meant as a joke #they're their own downfall and they're whiny babies and i love making fun of how stupid they are #so looking up spree and seeing like 15 posts of reader x fanfiction about the whiny baby loser murderer lmao #again there's nothing wrong with it necessarily whatever floats your boat they're fictional whatever idc #not here for morality discourse or anything lmao #i just think it's kinda interesting and a little funny to see people interpret satire characters in that way #literally just think it's interesting from like an interpretation standpoint this isn't a judgment lmao

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dooodle-bug · 2 years

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well i guess im a furry then huh <3

#that is cool #and i do very much like animals so :o)#wow kinda funny im sorta like the opposite of my friend-#i-use-my-words-to-express-myself #hehe well then i suppose i am going to be unappolegetically myself and drawing those mfs more then >:o)

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