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violent138 · 9 days
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Poison Ivy, pointing at Tim Drake: "Murderer!"
Batman, glancing at Tim: "Red Robin?"
Tim, taking a deep breath: "I can explain, I promise--"
Poison Ivy: "He killed all my plants!"
Tim: "--it had to be done."
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kaiserin-erzsebet · 2 years
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To those who don’t have a physical copy of the book: We just jumped from chapter 3 to chapter 5.
So the hilarious juxtaposition of Jonathan having an insomnia induced panic attack and Mina thinking “He’s doing great. He’ll be home in a week :)” one day apart is a product of the new email format.
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utilitycaster · 2 years
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I have to say: I was extremely wrong back in the beginning of the year when I (and many others) were like "some people don't like Chetney because they don't think he's shippable"; it has since become apparent that those people don't like Chetney because they've realized, to their horror, that he's extremely shippable.
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God I always forget how hysterically funny Downton Abbey is
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hellkitepriest · 2 months
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3 months on testosterone update: cannot tell if my voice has changed or if this is a side effect of the repeated screaming at everything everything gigs. i have however started bringing up podcasts unprompted
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fella-lovin-fella · 11 months
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IM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HIM
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ariesbilly · 1 year
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Do antis realize how mad they get at billy is actually just more entertainment for us ??? Especially my petty ass like that’s just fuel for me to get you madder. Jingle jangle bitch you’re the court jester
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miserye · 6 months
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oh man.
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rainbowvamp · 9 months
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I would really like to spend more time talking about how hilarious the conversation Dream and Johanna have is if you know comics lore. Like... I'm obsessed.
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defensivelee · 1 year
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y'all know when james says "SUNDERLAND???" in tfc well i can actually imitate that perfectly. btw
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knifefightscene · 7 months
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calocera · 1 month
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my pet mold spore
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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coffinwoodx · 5 months
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ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet
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but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)
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and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth
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oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc
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but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds
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safe to say i’m losing my mind
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anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭
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and the reactions are everything
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I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 16 days
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Knowledge Revenge.
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pharahsgf · 4 months
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iceland is threatening to pull out of eurovision unless israel is removed... please g-d let them blacklist israel that would be so huge
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