#and i was jealous that she had that but i didnt

[ihatelifesm]

Animal Party!

The harbingers finding out you had a pet

(Some of the animals are tigers lions bears sharks etc etc, characters might be a bit OOC cuz this is kinda a crackfic but if yall want more srs ones lmk)

Tartaglia

For him Lets say you had a pet bear it would go kinda like this, since you and him live in a big house you wanted a big backyard, he never knew why but he Never said no, his siblings could run around there so when he came home from work you were not anywhere to be found.. until he heard you call someone a “goodboy” from the backyard, his bow was already drawn as he would have a stern expression on his face until he saw you with a bear. “[NAME]…” “So i forgot to tell you…” “WHY DIDN’T YOU THEM ME SOONER?! HE’S SO CUTE!” overall tatamis loves the bear

Scaramouche

For Scaramouche you had a cat a fluffy white one, this time you went over to visit him with your cat just hanging out in her purse “Took you long enough-… What the fuck is that..” “Its [CATS NAME]…” I deeply feel like scaramouche would be jealous if the cat took to much of your attention but would warm up to the cat, not enough to not show at least a HINT of jealousy

Arlecchino

So You had a spider for this (if you dont like spiders then imagine something else) and again you went to visit her, Arlecchino actually does like spiders (or just insects in general based on voice lines) so wheb she sees one crawling on you she was surprised that you had one just hanging around, She doesn’t mind it and also gets close to the spider, Leney (idk if i spelt his name right) almost killed it becuase he thought it was creepy😞

Signora

You have a silly little snake!!! This can go either way you visit her, she visits you..OR she sees it slithering around and she calls you over “[NAME]! WHAT THE FUCK—“ “Signora! You found [SNAKE NAME]! Thank you!!” Signora would be surprised and confused..how can you live with that…THING?! Why is it built like that… Signora is ALRIGHT with your pet she isn’t to fond with it but would take care of it for you

Pantalone

You have a cat! Not the small one a BIG one so.. a lion for him you TOLD him you had a cat..just not what KIND of cat “Pantalone do you want to see my pet?” “Of course [NAME] it cant go that bad..” It went that bad, when he came to visit you and saw a whole ass LION he froze when did you get the beast?! “Ha..[NAME] you said you had a cat..” “I know! This is [LIONS NAME]!” “Why didnt you say that you had a lion?” “It was less fun..” hes alright its pretty tame, (might get a little jealous from all the attention the lions getting…)

Dottore

Simple way to put it, you have a shark said and done same with Pantalone you TOLD him just not that detailed in your words “Dottore you like fish right? You wana meet mine?” “Sure, I suppose it wouldn’t be that much of a hassle..” Well when he cane over he wondered why your house had a pool in the backyard, until he saw the fin sticking out of the water “See Dottore? This is [SHARK NAME]! “You said you had a fish” He doesn’t really care for it because he doesn’t go swimming often or study the oceans yet but he isn’t going to tell you to give it away

Columbina

You had a swan, a elegant animal it was plain and simple so there isn’t that much convincing that the animal WONT hurt them, You and Columbina have hang outs (aka dates..) by the pond, She only REALLY opens her eyes around you (she wears the mask so she wouldn’t fall in love with someone else again but your a exception) and saw that you had a swan with you she was like a kid in a candy shop in her eyes it was a perfect animal for someone as perfect as you! She loves your swan and has a good relationship with it

Sandrone

You had a hamster (a FAT one) it was just in your hands eating sunflower seeds (ofc it is..) as you were going to find your beloved Sandrone “[NAME] whats the dust in your hand for?” “Its my Hamster!” “What..” Sandrone is sarcastic so she does make jokes how its a fucking FATASS but she secretly thinks its cute and would do anything for that little fur-ball

Capitano

You have a fox! I feel like when he found out you didn’t know he was off today, so you were outside playing with your little fox friend while he looked at you, even if his face was covered he had a small soft smile who ever knew that his s/o could be so cute..but he doesn’t know much about taking care of animals so he loves hearing you talk about it and slowly warms up to your fox!^^

Peirro

Last but not least! You owned a monkey (it or a spider monkey) but you and your monkey go EVERYWHERE together so its not hard for him to figure it out, since you two starting dating he was introduced to your monkey, he doesn’t mind that silly little fella he just wants to spend time with you and sometimes when your off doing errands or something else, your monkey just hangs out with Peirro, one time, Peirro had the monkey on his shoulders while in a fatui meeting (I feel like any of them would take your pet to a metting when there good with them, besides the shark… sadly)

(We are finished! I really hoped you enjoyed this!!^^ Tags: @jadestone2 )

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #harbingers #fatui #harbingers x reader #fatui harbingers x reader #fatui x reader #capitano x reader #tartaglia #capitano #tartaglia x reader #columbina #columbina x reader #arlecchino #arlecchino x reader #pantalone #pantalone x reader #sandrone #sandrone x reader #dottore #dottore x reader #la signora #signora x reader #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #Pierro #pierro x reader

[camryntheking]

Season 4 reaction

I might just do this for every season cos i need to rant (Autism things. Iykyk).

Ok. 4x03. The whole Eddie and Hildy thing is so fucking funny. And Buck and Chris teaming up to get the coffee maker is so domestic. I love it so much lmao

And naturally i watched 9-1-1: Lone Star 2x03. Ive seen some episodes so i have some knowledge about the characters, but not much. But its so funny. TK always knew lmao

Then we have 4x05. Buck Begins. Man i almost cried so many times. I knew about the Daniel thing but i didnt know the whole story and. Whew. Its a lot. But im glad he has the 118 and Athena to help him and to be his family. Maddie to. I can see both of their sides tho. But when Buck got the clean bill of health Eddie was just like a husband waiting for him to come home lmao. I love them so much. And the ending scene with Maddie and Buck is so sweet 🥹

And i know its not my usual topic, but in 4x07, the whole plot with David, Michael, and Bobby is so funny. I dont know much about Michael’s storyline, so i am actually clueless as to how it turns out. But the three of them are so great together and i hope to see more!

4x08. I know some about Taylor. So the fact she is back is making me 😠. And she did not have to call Buck out like that. Homeboy has been through some shit and is trying to figure it out. But Buck and Chris’ friendship is so pure and i love them so much❤️❤️

4x11. Athena’s “dont even think about it Buck” has me CACKLING. She is such a mom to him and its amazing

And Jealous Eddie in 4x12 with the treasure hunt? Homeboy does NOT like Taylor (cant blame him tho). And Chim and Hen’s friendship is fucking amazing. But the whole 118 trying to find the treasure is so funny. The fact that Ravi found it first tho? I love that man

4x13. Eddie is already having doubts about Ana. Homeboy does not like women and you cannot convince me otherwise. And the scene of Eddie getting shot made me cry. I can definitely see why people think that this is where the Buddie arc was supposed to happen. Cos they held eye contact and Eddie reached out for Buck. And that could be seen as platonic but knowing everything we do, it just seems like it was a set up for a romantic arc

And 4x14 starts with Buck crawling under a fire truck to get to Eddie. Without a second thought, he rolled under a firetruck, the thing that caused so much trauma, to get to Eddie. And Eddie was so concerned that Buck was hurt even though he was the one bleeding. And i guess Taylor can have her good moments. But the scene where Buck tells Chris what happened breaks my heart. He was trying to hold it together for Chris but once he knew that Eddie made it through surgery? He couldnt hold in his emotions. And then when they are talking about the will. Its so soft between them. And Eddie just knows that Buck wouldnt say no to taking in Chris. And i think that just shows how close of a bond they have. This was totally a set up for a romantic arc, but of course F*x had to shut that down 😒

“Because, Evan” 😭😭😭

And i love that Albert is gonna be a firefighter. I love that man

#911 series #911 abc #bi buck #buddie #evan buckley #911 cast #911 show #9 1 1 abc #911 on abc #buddie 911 #eddie diaz #maddie buckley #evan buck buckley #evan buck buckely #howie han #howard han #albert han #bobby nash #athena grant #ana flores #chris diaz #christopher diaz #taylor kelly #tk strand #micheal grant #ravi panikkar

[faerociousbeast]

phoenix has always been down bad honestly imagine even REMEMBERING your childhood friend for three months name. i was thinking about my childhood and i.. dont really remember much

#im never gonna have that 😭😭 no childhood friends for me im already too old... sad...... #there was a girl named hannah i dont remember what she looks like i think she wore glasses though #i only remember her name because one day in class we were looking at words that are the same forward and backward #and i was jealous that she had that but i didnt #and there was the one really tall girl and my mom asked me to ask her how she was so tall and she said #she eats spicy food a lot #there was that one dude? kaiden??? who kissed a girl #and everyone else was like aww how cute #but i rememver even back then thinking wow. wtf kaiden. you just broke her boundaries you weirdo

[stood-onthecliffside]

swiftie gift exchange for @catastrxblues

#yeah if anyone saw this before no they didnt i deleted the og post by mistake #anyway nadine!!!! hi omg it was such a pleasure to talk to you to get to know you and talk with you #when you told me that you're current favourite songs were champagne problems and lacy ik i had to make a parallel for them #unlucky for you that means gifs (i am the worst at them so apoligies for the quality ad everything in between) #in my mind i also viewed lacy as the other girl the champagne problems boy married and lacy being a part of the evergreen friends group saw #champagne girl as an insecurity she might have gotten the ring but she could never beat the first love and option #while the champagne girl would be happy but deeply jealous of lacy and that's on GIRLHOOD #you didnt ask for the story and i am rambling sorry but yeah that was the vision for the edit anyways i hope you have great day ahead :) <3 #taylor swift #olivia rodrigo #lacy #champagne problems #SwiftieGiftExchange2024 #tsuservio #tsusermels #tsusermeggie #tusertaylor #usersar #userelena #userjake #tsuserjen #userbymine #tsuserclaire #cascadeoceanwave #userelyn

[lessthanimpressedlesbian]

I'm really excited for the imodna reunion, but I'm also absolutely fucking terrified

#critical role #laudna #imogen temult #imodna #they went through such different experiences #imogen had a bad time but she didnt kill someone who betrayed them #laudna is terrified she opened the door for delilah to walk right through again and shes terrified of what she's done #she is not the same laudna she once was #she will probably still try to stay upbeat nd positive and so supportive but how long can she hide her deepest fear from a telepath? #they are both in danger of corruption but it's affected them in different ways and i dont know how they'll reconcile those differences #also i really hope we get some angst with prism #i need to see jealous imogen again #especially if there's gonna be imodna angst anyway

[lesbianbanana]

Please know that it's not anti feminist to say that a woman (*cough* Helen and Persephone*cough*) who was kidnapped WAS kidnapped and didn't go by choice ❤️

#like yes.. agency ig #but don't romanticise it #and dont erase it #when historically they were kidnapped/abducted long before society came around and said they had a choice #Helen didnt run away eith Paris she was ABDUCTED #She wasnt a bitch or petty or jealous or whatever #she was happy with menelaus #she loved her daughter and her brothers and ugh #she hated paris #like read book 3 of the iliad and tell me thats love #and Persephone #she was happy with her mother!!! #the same mother everyone demonises for SAVING her daughter??? #if the mother??? is calling it kidnap?? then it is most likely probably kidnap like???? #and not just demeter?? hecate??? #like maybe persephone grew to love Hades but not in the beginning when he ABDUCTED her from her safe space of flowers and from her mother an #and friends #and her sisters in some versions #i could write an essay #the amount of people i see saying helen just wanted to cause a war and she hated menelaus and NO #And when they try to demonise Demeter 🧍‍♀️➡️🚪

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Wait that means she was jealous of your boobs

...OH

#//i think its really funny if he didnt fully know WHY she was jealous #//like he had no idea why she was jealous but found out she WAS and immediately tried to fix it

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#hello to anyone who happens to b interested in the saga of my life... also maybe the irl person i gave my url to... hopefully my blog #didnt freak her out too much lol. anyway so its been a busy week? 2 weeks? month? year? life? its been a lot. my parents helped me move #across the country from the desert to somewhere that's beautiful and green. my dad is so jealous of me lol its so so so pretty and theres s #so much to do. will i do any of it? that remains to be seen but im gonna try to be better about that sort of thing. try to get some help #with the thoughts in my head that keep me from doing and enjoying most things. its weird like im decorating my new room which i love. the #location and living situation seem ideal and i really hope i can stay here all 5 years of my program but i was picking a lot of bright #colors and now it feel uncomfortable. like if i wear things that r too bright or my room is too bright without dark contrast it feel weird #like if im wearing it it kinda makes me feel sick. idk what thats abt. anyway. ill try to heal my brain and im just so happy to b out of the #southwest. i was so so so excited when we were leaving thr city and even more so when we left the state. i cant believe im here. in December #it felt like a million years away and i really truely could not fathom how i was gonna survive that long. my thoughts were so distorted. but #i did and here i am. and in like a month i should b starting my phd program and my parents were telling me how excited ppl r for me and #jealous of where im living and im glad. im glad they're excited. i think i am too but its under a layer of: if i get excited it wont happen #im not allowed to b excited or it wont happen. which is irrational but ya kno. anyway so that's yeah. im so happy to have a fresh start and #the town seems super cool. a liberal blip in a sea of... not that so theyre very visibly pride forward haha and i think itll b way easier #for me to get around without driving. and im gonna try to make friends. i need someone to tell me where to get tattoos haha. so yea im happy #but exhausted and i dont wanna go back to work and so so greatful to my parents for being wonderful ppl idk how bc both of them had fucked #up childhoods. like my mum will say the saddest shit and im like bro this is y i don't wanna talk to my grandma fuck her and my dads parents #r so fucked. like my nana is the reason im so fucking control freaked out but i kno i have issues and she has no insight and thinks shes #better than everyone. anyway hopefully i can get back to drawing a posting more now. ive been drawing it its been in a sketch book #like an actual sketch book for sketching big ideas thst r gonna take fucking forever to draw 😭 #so that's all. just uprooted my whole life. thats all. but in a good way :-] #unrelated

[scholarofgolb]

its funny to me that when marceline does her own take on fionna + cake fanfiction she makes fionna have a crush on marshall/be in love with him which is really funny because it implies marceline thinks finn is in love with her. which he is like. not. lmfao.

#im sure he has had a teen boy crush on her and all but IN LOVE? #thats reserved for pb #also i like that she portrays herself as a like a super cool emo dude who is mean to a fault #i wanna walk around in her brain jealous of finn for getting to do that #i guess it could also just be like. fanfiction generally is romantic so she #just came up with a romance that involved her counterpart bc she wants to write her own character #and she didnt want to do prince bubblegum x fionna because she thinks pb is annoying at this point in the series (i think)

[hussyknee]

Moment of silence for all the incredibly hot people who have no idea they're hot and won't believe it no matter how many people tell them and never will until they look at photos of themselves 20 years later and go "holy fuck I looked like THAT??"

Another moment of silence for their best friends tasked with beating back every single dickhead pestering them after every single mixer to set them up with Hot Friend, including people who were hitting on them until they saw Hot Friend.

#brought to you by a ninny who once dated a guy who had a crush on her best friend #but let that go because everyone had a crush of best friend #only for him to ask me if it was okay to ask her out a week after we broke up #the ninny bit was because i gave him my blessing bc I didnt want to seem like a jealous ex or whatever #idk what he thought would happen but my friend froze him out so bad his dick nearly fell off #consoled himself by having a relationship with a girl who wasn't exactly creepily younger but kinda toed the line somewhat #wasting 7 fucking years of that girl's life then breaking up then consoling my friend when her dad died and then *asking her out again* #yeah the dude was a real prince #but also I could never bring my closest and oldest friend to any mixer without some knobhead pouncing on me immediately after #to my ex husband's dickhead friend to tiny drunk dickhead lesbians #it's a law of the universe that obliviously super hot and genuinely nice people can't pull a decent person if their life depended on it #i guess in the end we're both 36 and still single as fuck. altho she didnt waste 10 yrs of her life married to an asshole #and still looks as gorgeous as she did at 25 #knee of huss #life stuff #if you ask me for her number in the notes i will kill you

[hilsoncrater]

damn...crazy how i keep falling into this pattern of irl friends who don't give a shit about me

#tell me why i had sushi with my close friend but i felt so alone #she talked abt her life & i was engaged #but when i tried to talk abt mine it was just. zero interest from her end #'oh the sushi is here' when im mid-sentence #and then focus on the food by talking abt it #or i'd trail off and she wouldn't even notice or pick the conversation up #my mom pointed out she's an energy vampire & i didnt want to believe her but...sure feels like that now #'wanna go to the comedy club? or our coffeeshop?' 'no...i want sushi.' #which is fine!!!! except its become a habit where i will vocalize what i want to do & then she doesn't want to do any of it #like holy shit she invited me to a new bar in town so i went & she got jealous i fit in/enjoyed it #so she made us leave lmao #idk it's getting radioactive in here. i'd rather be alone alone at this point #she and my other buddy are the only people i hang out with irl #tried talking to her abt a book im reading or the novel im planning and she didnt even respond #we sat in silence for a while

[caffeinatedopossum]

It's kind of jarring to be reminded that everyone around me has always had more than me (aside from a select few). Like I just forget until it comes down to something mundane like buying shoes and I don't know my shoe size because for most of my life I've had one pair of shoes that I wear until they break. And it was usually something someone either got me as a gift (horrified that my shoes were wearing out. As if thats not what shoes do when you wear them) or they were passed down and I grew into them.

Like that's just normal for me. It doesn't bother me either, this isn't a pity party. It's just surreal that it bothers other people sometimes

#i don't really feel like ive been that poor either #most of the things i needed and didnt get were things me/my family could have afforded but refused to #i figured 'if I'd rather save up my money to get some new coloring books than to buy some new shoes i probably dont need them that bad' #maybe those are decisions they havent had to make #i cant be jealous because i cant imagine what thats like #i simply cant imagine it #oof now im remembering the only time i actually had to ask for new shoes and i didnt #i was growing out of my shoes and getting blisters from it but i kept putting off getting new shoes #because idk i guess it just didnt bother me that much until it started to hurt really bad #and i didnt want to ask my mom for anything either because yeah #she was the type of parent you dont ask for things from #eventually someone else noticed and said something along the lines of 'if you dont get him new shoes then i will' to my mom #and then she got mad that i didnt tell her? #it was all so confusing to me then but i understand why now. she just wanted to hide the neglect. she didnt really care about anything else #its why everything was fine and she never thought i needed anything until someone else said something about it #even with my eating disorder... she knew what i was doing but she didnt interfere until someone else told her i looked sick #but that wasnt until years after the problem started. funny how that works isnt it

[camelspit]

i just spent the last twenty minutes watching youtube vids about greenhouse academy and am most likely going to start a rewatch today as well. you got this show in my brain with one post and an ask rosin. that’s fucking impressive

i dont think its completely my fault lmao greenhouse academy is just addictive as hell. it is like if weed was a show. i hope you rewatch it. i hope we both rewatch it. amen.

#no bc the first episode is !! insane #you remember when alex was trying out for the eagles and he and daniel did some 1v1 basketball? #that bitch daniel leaned over and whispered 'ever since the explosion i heard your moms been all over the place' #girl what the fuck 😭😭 who is writing this shit #also the fact that leo comes in during the game ?? #like first. you are a raven you have no reason to be there. #second. the bleachers were empty and he chose to sit. right next to hayley. like. shoulders touching close. #and then he just whispers creepy ass shit like 'you and your brother should dtay away from daniel...' #also. going through the tag and everything and? theres a lot of hayley hate ?? #like sorry but i never had a problem with her lmao #her acting may not be the greatest but she is trying her best and she is cool as fuck #speaking of hayley and leo and fucked up shit though. #do you remember when there was an earthquake. #and ashton or whatever the fuck her name was #saw hayley drowning and just ?? didnt help ?? #and later she was like 'whoopsies i was just jealous of your relationship with leo' #GIRL SHE COULD HAVE DIED LMAO #anyway everything about this is. so funny. #also the way the show ended ?? that cliffhanger ?? #it is arguably iconic in its own weird ass way

[biolums]

4am. i cant sleep. stuck in my damn head with my own thoughts.. this calls for drastic measures (crying myself to sleep)

#not that i can ever cry if i want to. but ideally nownwould be the time #i just. god i just cant stop thinking about ***** and now im imagining scenarios and im just. god its just too much #its so hard like. caring ahout someone so much and not havinf an outlet. #i feel so helpless all the time because im just. literally at the mercy of my love. #one second im splitting the next im having anxiety attack. or maybe i uave a breakdown. #which all lead to me fucking lashing out. and making things worse. and i just. i dont know what to do #i have zero coping mechanisms for this. and i keep being weird about it. i just. god i feel so. helpless #before i accepted i had bpd i literally didnt let my self ljke. think thoughts like #i was obsessed and in love with this guy in high school and i just wouldnt let myself think about him. at all #because if i started thinking about him it would be too much. #he had a girlfriend at the time and i dont think ive ever hated someone so blindly. like she was a bitch and i know that now #but i hoped and prayed for them to break up. this guy wouldnt have dated me but i was So Jealous #hhhhhhhhh #lets hope i have the coursge to bring up bpd with my psychiatrist. on the 10th? whenever my appointment is #i cannot keep living like this. #jace.txt

[officialbillhader]

I understand how lucky i am to still be able to fit into clothes i got back in middle schlol but damn. I am too nostalgic and get too attached easily so it makes it very hard to get rid of these clothes

#awesomepie3221 #shoutout to the quilt i will one day make from tshirts that i still love but cant wear anymore :( #jealous of my previous roommate who got rid of boxes and boxes of clothes bc she just didnt care abt them anymore #(boxes which i went through and took what i wanted 😏) #meanwhile im meticulously going through my closet like hmmm this shirt has pit stains #but i could still wear it #i had to force myself to get rid of pants i didnt even fit anymore aifkwkfkekr #my gosh i get too attached to clothes. as if i wont get more #(is a frequent enjoyer of thrift stores)

[findafight]

Wait. Wait wait. Was the six nuggets ramble supposed to be romantic? Because I thought it was more of a "we are possibly going to die wanna hear a dream of the future I once had that's tangentialy related to what we are driving? To not think about the possible end of the world?" Kinda thing. Like Steve could have said that to any of the older kids sitting in that seat (because if he said it to Dustin the teasing would be merciless). I thought he just wanted to tell someone he had actually thought of a future for himself.

#stranger things #steve harrington #legit didnt view it as romantic bc it wasnt? but also steve had very clearly moved on from nanc #i know the writers were pushing stncy this season but nancy being jealous for no reason (shes in a relationship)was more clear for that #maybe i am just very aro?? and was like yes friends share their dreams with each other :) glad steve is trying to be be friends with his ex #finda's rambles