What people think the Percy and Jason Dynamic is:
Percy: “I’m gonna kill myself”
Jason: “Hey man🥺🥺🥺 don’t say that…. You’re my bro!! 😖😖😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹”
What the dynamic actually is:
Percy: “I’m gonna kill myself.”
Jason: “You fucking moron, why would you kill yourself on a Tuesday, that’s like the objectively worst day you could kill yourself on, show some fucking decency and Die on a Friday or something.”
Percy: *Nods*
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My Take of ML Bible
I just read the full thing so.... yeah. You should scroll past to avoid spoilers.
First of all, WHAT THE ACTUAL F IS THIS HOT MESS
HOW COULD AN ENTIRE SHOW BIBLE GET LEAKED ONLINE???
The document literally has all character dynamics, everything up until season 6.
So I got spoiled the entire season 5 when we just started it 🤦🤦🤦
The document is from last year so there SHOULD be some changes but...
Astruc has already said each season gets written 1-2 years before the episodes air on TV. So it's probably too late to change season 5 🤦
When we got episode titles, I thought season 5 would be just like Cardcaptor Sakura. Ladybug and Chat Noir would regain a miraculous every episode.
But after reading that Monarch has melted each miraculous into rings and he can "transfer" the powers to his akuma victims, I'm not so sure.
I mean how will they even undo this damage?
And the enemy after Monarch is Lila 🥱
Who SOMEHOW has at least 3 different families and identities, with ZERO clues before season 5.
WHAT THE ACTUAL F PART 2
Why would she even need so many families at the same time?
I would understand if she was an orphan and she got adopted by different families since her childhood...
....but even in that case, it makes NO SENSE that she calls all of them mom and is enrolled at 2 schools at the same time.
I hope we get a good backstory when that episode comes out, but I'm not too hopeful after seeing the entire season.
They are reversing the love square, only for Tikki and Plagg to get suddenly fed up with it and force a reveal mid-season.
Which again, is OOC and doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever. What happened to the rule of we can't reveal, or even SAY the names of our holders?
Another thing seems to be Zoe's out of nowhere crush on Mari and she gets rewarded with BC Miraculous for the two parter?????
She only had like what? 4 episodes about her at most and she still had time to fall for Mari?
Don't get me wrong here, I love relationships when they are done right. But this one right here is just another upcoming mess.
Zoe's just a good version of Chloe with nothing else defining her. So I don't think her crush on Mari will be handled well 🤦
Poor Mari can't get a break either. Even when she enters a relationship, her past haunts her. LEAVE HER ALONE SHE DESERVES BETTER.
SHE. DESERVES. BETTER.
But Astruc seems to believe that teenage girls are naive, evil and miserable. That's what I understand from seeing how he treats his girl characters.
On the other hand, Adrien, who SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH, knows absolutely nothing.
One of the reasons I kept watching ML was seeing how Adrien would react to learning his dad is the POS villain and how he would move forward. So I feel robbed, frustrated and angry.
Luka goes to Brazil subplot is another WTF reaction I had. He can stay in Paris without revealing the heroes.
Trust me. They won't even need him to reveal anything since the kwamis will do it by themselves 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
...and how does he even know Suhan? Did I miss an episode?
Last but not least, save Nooroo 2K22. Poor Kwami keeps literally falling into wrong hands 😭😭😭
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okay wait while I AGREE the earlier Pelant episodes were a better characterisation of him,,, he WAS hotter with the scar
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Asklepios:
„I‘m just trying to help and heal people, why does everyone want to kill me?“
„ Oh, I feel so terrible! I have to keep stuff from my best friend ( because I’m literally contractually obligated to, by my emotionally abusive, demon Sugar mommy)“
„Oh I’m but a poor little meow meow“
„ Violence is only acceptable in a live or death situation!“
Also Asklepios:
„Ha Icarus, let me bully you traumatized bitch with your lobotomized Boyfriend! (Just so I can feel better about myself)“
„ Polly, we‘re going to poison your sister with truth serum and make her spill some secrets! That‘ll teach her that spreading rumors is wrong… unless I do it“
„Ew, Nyx, you put orphan tears, blood and fat into my skincare products!?“ „No, I‘m still gonna use them! They work and I have way to many issues about my appearance to stop“
* accidentally murders someone while trying to heal them * * accidentally revives them, because he‘s a necromancer* „ Ah, I‘m the best Doktor“
Rest in peace Asklepios!
(oh wait he can’t Nyx has his soul… oops… ;} )
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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